The best restaurants in Burnham-on-Crouch South Maldon East of England

I ordered a Graze Table for a group of 12 which was delivered and set up by Laury so no work for me! Everyone really enjoyed the colourful range of food and the sausage rolls, vegan rolls, spanakopita (have I spelt that right?) and arancini were highly praised. My fish loving friends buzzed around the fish platter with the cat being pretty impressed too. The Brownies were gooey delicious and the Pavlova melt in the mouth.

amazing place, lovely selection of food, amazing taste and exceptional service!! would highly recommend to anyone to come here

I ordered my food online. Very straight forward. Was then offered a voucher to get £15 off. Amazing. I had to go and pick up my food. Shame no delivery service offered. Food was ready when I arrived. I did not receive the correct dips that I selected. But not a problem.

We had the most wonderful afternoon tea, and I can't recommend it enough! From the moment we arrived, the service was nothing short of fantastic. The staff was incredibly attentive, friendly, and genuinely went above and beyond to ensure we had a memorable experience. The cake selection was exquisite, with a variety of flavours to suit every preference. The tiered stand of treats including sandwiches was a feast for the eyes and the palate — delicate finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones with clotted cream and jam, and an array of beautifully crafted homemade cakes. Every bite was a delight! The elegant ambiance and calming atmosphere made it the perfect setting for a leisurely afternoon for Mothers Day. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply indulging in a little luxury, this is the place to be. ✨ Highly recommend for an unforgettable afternoon tea experience! Carl de Vries

Sadly disappointed. Wanted a couple of pots of whelks but advised we’re still frozen. As were the prawns & cockles. It was 1pm.Chise to have a bag to go. While waiting asked for 2 oysters to enjoy at the small stand up table. Oysters were opened and prepared and offered to me on nothing. I asked if there was a plate and after waiting the oysters were again offered this time on top of a square metal pot of ice. They were delicious. I also noticed how other customers had the same frozen issues with one electing to have crab/fish sticks. The sticks were picked up by hand and bagged as the gent serving did not seem to know another way.

Very busy chippy but friendly service

Had an excellent Sunday Roast dinner with my family. Had a starter of freshly home made stuffed mushrooms followed by a wonderful roast beef. Topped off with an apple pie.

Had a lovely lunchtime meal, food was excellent. Staff very pleasant. Will definitely go again. Very reasonably priced.

Restaurant was dead, very much like the decor. Broken woodwork, old decoration, threadbare carpet and broken toilet seat. In fairness the food was quite good but with no atmosphere and dilapidated infrastructure it was an underwhelming experience. Its been there over 40 years and it shows. I wouldn't go back and if asked would not recommend. Do yourself a favour and order a pizza from over the road.

Amazing Thai food!! Great hospitality. In my opinion underpriced for the quality of food served. The restaurant reflects the price. Even though it’s a fantastic location, Not great to sit in. Bit claustrophobic. Worth the visit for the food!

Group of friends stayed at local air bnb and found takeaway online with decent reviews. After spending time ordering online building 5 specific burgers disappointed to receive a we are not taking orders’ message. Having then rang up, told we can take your order after all as we know your a holiday rental. I can now see why, because the burgers were awful, although we were asked if we wanted salad, cheese, ketchup in burgers we then didn’t get any of this, just floppy burger in a soggy bun. The pizzas were better but very thick base and heavy. After eating the disgusting burgers though,the damage had been done and felt we were used as an easy target for an easy £60 who is unlikely to be repeat business.

A perfect meal. Food was piping hot and the price was really reasonable. The sauce in the burger was really yummy. It is a lovely atmosphere in there. The staff were all very friendly. Would definitely recommend The Oyster Smack 😀

Had this tonight , I’m sure the chicle had been cooked atleast 3 times , dry cold and extremely rubbery cold chips and also very expensive

I didn’t not like the service I found a bit off hair in my biryani and it was not nice I would not recommend it to anyone and they kept putting the phone down on me.

Tried the goat curry & korma chicken. Goat curry tasted OK but tough as he'll with a lot of gristle.I know goat will have a fair bit of bone but meat should be tender. Korma had little taste & looked more like a butter chicken.