The Royal Express in Tunbridge Wells

Normally very good.. tonight's delivery not great at all Chips cold Meat over cooked

Very great friendly stuff amazing taste love there sauce specially chilli sauce I recommend it to all my family friends

They are the best kebab shop in the town

They charged me £14 for a mix wrap ( no drink or chips or anything else just the wrap) for a little xtra I go and get a full roast dinner seated in a pub. Absolutely piss take on the price for the mix wrap!! It wasn’t even that great. I won’t be going there ever again at least they put their prices down on the mix wrap as this is what I order everywhere else and no one else have charged me £14 for that…

Had a delicious kebab and the chips are always great from here.

AVOID THIS PLACE! I hate leaving bad reviews especially as I had good times picking up and getting a delivery. But tonight I ordered food and it never arrived, I called the restaurant over 6 times and they never picked up. Why accept an order if you can’t deliver. Absolutely ridiculous. Don’t rely on this place.

It has been delivered to the wrong address

not happy this family meat box came to 39£ and its fukl of chips not even enough meat to feed the famimy and on the order there is no chips in the description

Order was slow, late and cold. No tracking, no response on the phone from the restaurant.

Went for the first time two weeks ago, was charged an absurd amount of money for a meet and chips ( this place is known to serve small portions). Went again for the second time, ordered a meal alongside a someone else and it was completely forgotten, had to remind them after standing there for 20 mins.. average kebabs for insane prices, check out camden road kebabs!

BAD BAD FOOD. I had forgotten that I ordered from them. That experience was a disaster aswell. This time, 1/4 pounder burger just had a bland patty between the burger bun. No sauce. No salad. BLAND. Smelt of old/very used oil. Disgusting and dry chips. DONOT ORDER FROM THEM. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY.

The food was dry and over cooked

It says its been delivered but it has not been delivered. and my address has been changed without my knowledge

Took over a hour cold food said 4 minutes then waited another 20 before calling them back it did come eventually no chilli sauce my daughter enjoyed her sausage and chips my fox will be happy because my foods gone out for him as it was inedible

£24 for meat, chips and a bottle of water. Also slow service even though there is about 7 of them behind the counter?

Visited this place for the first time and was charged £9.50 for cheesy chips and pitta bread with a can of coke absolute rip off and considering I wouldn’t feed my dog the food I was provided with I would defintly recommend people avoid this place

It ok to go to the get food from here but they let them self really down when it comes to there delivery I say this because several times I have ordered they do something wrong like I ordered quarter pounder cheese with lamb Donner I get no Donner I ordered a mixed Donner wrap and I get the wrap on the side the Donner in pitta I ask for garlic sauce and get burger sauce I used to ring them to ask and get a expiration but all U get is aggression and being treated like Ur stupid and don't know what Ur ordered even thou there a description

I ordered 3 extra sauces and only got one. Food was average at best. Not happy

Really disappointing, falafel were hard and sauce was lacking, no seasoning on chips, all I can say is edable.

The chips were cold. The salad had no red onion or shredded cabbage. The olives were frozen. Tasteless and disgusting.

very tasty lamb in the kebab, super (: - the actual make up of the kebab was a let down, lettuce was at the side of the pitta, and for the price of £10.0 I fear for the future of kebabs as *faster food* joints may be contributing to a newer frugality when it comes to ordering a kebab from authentic kebab choice providers

Burgers were both good and had plenty of salad and sauce, the dude serving us was nice

Their recommendation doesn't speak for good food at all. Just served lamb, chips and chilli garlic sauce. Not bad, but not good food

The shish tasted lovely but the portion size was ridiculous. A medium fitted in a pitta. It was smaller than a kids meal and the salad was just a little onion, lettuce and 2 tiny bits of tomato. Iv never seen a medium kebab so small and at that price. It was all fresh, but the poor salad size really let it down and wasn't worth the £27 for 3 meals.

Not packed well and quality was bad

Could have been a bit warmer, but still excellent!

Really nice, short wait but £12 for a meat on chips is a joke Wont stop me from coming !

Food is always good fast delivery

Mrs ordered a burger came with no salad just burger and bun I had one last week that didn't look like this I've left it on the side some one else can have it tonight I don't eat no sauce or nothin for the price I payed I expect salad and sauce boys usually good

Ordered chips, meat and a wrap. No wrap. Was lukewarm, but quality fine if not very tasty

Paid £5.00 for chocolate fuge cake did not receive it. 😞. Not happy

The order was late...food was cold

Plastic cling film within kebab

Ah, The Royal Express. A beacon of hope in the wee hours, a haven for weary revellers, and the undisputed king of late-night doners in Tunbridge Wells. Let's be honest, sometimes a night out in Tunbridge Wells ends a little later than planned. Perhaps you find yourself swaying to 80s bangers at Pitcher and Piano (now The Manor House), or maybe you've gotten lost in a deep conversation about existentialism at The Ragged Trousers. Whatever the reason, when your stomach starts grumbling and the kebab munchies hit, there's only one place to go: The Royal Express. This unassuming little joint might not win any awards for its décor, but it's got everything you need for a post-night-out feast. The menu is a thing of greasy, glorious beauty: doners in all their meaty glory (lamb, chicken, or mixed), iskender kebabs sizzling on hot plates, and chips piled high like Mount Snackmore. But let's be real, you're here for one thing: the doner kebab. And oh, what a doner it is. The meat is fast food perfection, shaved off the rotating spit with practiced precision, and piled onto chips and the all-important sauce - garlic, garlic, and more garlic! The Royal Express isn't fancy, it's not gourmet, but it's exactly what you need after a night out. It's greasy, it's glorious, and it hits the spot like a charm. The staff are friendly (even if they've seen it all), the prices are reasonable, and the atmosphere is pure, unadulterated late-night revelry. So next time you find yourself stumbling out of a Tunbridge Wells bar, bleary-eyed and ravenous, remember The Royal Express. It's the kind of place that won't judge your questionable dance moves or your inability to form coherent sentences. It'll just hand you a doner kebab and say, "You're welcome."

Nice kebab but missed the chicken from the combo kebab. Only doner.

Terrible service. Asked for sauce, I got one but not the other. Burger with no salad, so tasted dry. Just did not enjoy.

Used before. As always quick delivery and great kebab.

We always have good experiences ordering food from here. The food is always early. We once had a wrong order sent they corrected it so quickly and gave us a free kebab for the inconvenience. I think the replacement food still came within the time frame we were given for our food arriving.

Wow very nice kebab and very friendly worker

Delivery was rapid, food quality was dreadful 🥴

Only came to get some Onion Rings for me and my friend, and thought it would be relatively cheap for a portion of 8. But no, it was £9 (4.50 per portion) just for Onion Rings. I know a place in East Peckham that does two portions of x10 Onion Rings for £4!!!! The atmosphere was alright although the temperature inside the shop wasn’t any different to what it was outside (it being a cold day). Wasn’t waiting long, and the food was good, so worth the wait but is it worth £9?

I ordered a chicken shish kebab with extra salad… I haven’t seen a kebab like it in my life… three bits of chicken and the smallest amount of salad I have ever seen… no cucumber, not even a green chilli or red cabbage. Just lettuce, green cabbage and one tomato. Ridiculously expensive too.

Harassed in the shop by a beggar for money. Staff did not stop him and seemed mildly supportive of his behaviour. Puts me off going again.

Arrived cold, putting a cold can of drink touching hot food isn’t a good idea. I don’t order a takeaway to have to reheat it.

15 minutes late Food took so long to be delivered it was Luke warm when it finally arrived, driver did not appear to have an insulated bag to help keep things hot, there was no apology for being late ,I was just handed the carrier bag and he went very poor all round

they forgot the hummus in the wrap but all good otherwise

Best food in Kent and very friendly staff

Going here at 2AM is the thing to do

Best place in Tunbridge Wells always go above and beyond to make sure You have a good experience friendly drivers and staff highly highly recommend

Great service and food every time

Fresh food and polite delivery. Thank you!

The bread rolls were stale and without any salad or sauce.

Best in town such lovely guys always ask how you are just all round grate guys

Food tasted good, delivery was on time just a shame the portion of chips is very small considering it’s supposed to be a large meal.

Brilliant customer service always super friendly always ask how you are 100% be using again

Meat in kebab was soft and juicy salad was fine no lemon though and all I could taste in the chilli sauce and meat was salt far far too salty

The app won’t let me select but the food was around 30 mins late and when it got to me it was mostly cold / lukewarm

The most kind kebab shop people I have interacted with. Food is always amazing and fresh. They are so kind and always quick to make your order. This is the place you want to be when you’re 1. Drunk and 2. Hungry

Had diarrhea after eating from here last night.

Accepted my order etc etc but didn't turn up with it😂 won't be coming here again

Food was nice but said next time we have to pay extra for delivery for road closures!! There won’t be a next time now!!

Poor portion sizes, chips were all soggy and seemed a little under cooked.

I have ordered large shish kebab but I don't think it is large, I may say the styro is large. The salads are just onion, lettuce and tomato. Where are the rest like cabbage, cucumber and jalapeno? The amount of meat is small.

The food was delicious like always

Sat 24th June. Ordered 2 chicken kebabs, 1 small, 1 large. Unwrapped carton, a large bug jumped out from carton and they were 2 lamb donners not chicken! Phoned to complain, told I was wrong. Why would I order lamb when we don’t eat it! Rude, disgusting hygiene and no refund. Driver refused to take order back. Reporting to food trading standards. AVOID AVOID.

Many people know me for my brutal honesty, and I'm afraid to say that this place is getting the worst of it in a long while. Last night, I ordered 3 kebabs, a burger, and 2 portions of chips (1 small and 1 large). I must admit, I had high hopes from previous visits, but on this occasion, I was absolutely appalled by the quality of what I received. For the price I paid, I was shocked by the pathetic portion size, 3 small chunks of chicken on a pitta, topped with a small amount of iceberg lettuce, is NOT a chicken kebab. I could get more chicken from a single tin of Hienz Chicken and Mushroom soup! I will not be ordering from this place again.

Loved my falafel wrap from there yesterday! Decent price (£6.50) and really good size too. I like that the place is still an unpretentious old-style kebab shop in the middle of swanky TW. Everywhere else that sells falafel wraps there charges about £9! Would much rather go here.

Cheesy chips were alright. Weren't chips but frozen fries with not the best cheese on top but melted which was good. Small and large used to be £3.50 and £4.50 but has increased to £4 and £5 which is poor for the portion size when in comparison to other places nearby.

Had to chase food after an hour waiting... apparently it was the 'just eat machine ' that was delayed sending the order to the kebab House.

Best kebab In town in my opinion staff always polite and friendly..

Amazing food, quick delivery, recommend

Food was beautiful. I always ask for my donner meat to be well cooked, and they listen to that and cook it exactly how i like it. Some places struggle to understand this and send it the way they cook it. This is a big thing for me, as I won't eat it any other way. Chicken is also tender and juicy. I will always order from here now. Thank you!!

Ordered via Uber, after 5 minutes it said it was “on its way” which it clearly wasn’t. It was an additional 45 minutes. I had to pay an extra £1 for the privilege of a wilted salad on top of my limp kebab in a ripped pita. I specified which salad I wanted, given I am allergic to lettuce, and of course it was 90% lettuce. So I paid an extra £1 for my food to be completely inedible. Used to be a good kebab house, now not so much. Also, if you look between Uber, Deliveroo and other online sites the prices are ridiculously different! And because it’s sent via the restaurant themselves rather than Uber drivers, Uber can’t do anything so I’m without my food and unable to get a refund.

I’m living in Brighton. Whenever I’m in Tunbridge Wells I’m eating from here. this Kebap shop never been disappointed me at all. I know what real Kebap is for sure but I can’t find anywhere this quality and taste. Especially chicken sish is extraordinary. Well done guys.

As always super quick and delicious food.

Ok if it’s the World Cup final and England have won your totally and utterly leathered and partially sighted 😆

My son got badly beaten outside this place. Close it down!!!!

Burgers were burnt and dry. Had no sauce or cheese or salad at all. All food was dry.

Excellent local kebab takeaway shop. Good quality chicken shish kebab, and at a reasonable price.

Ok, so i will start by saying i landed here during a night out and bought a chicken kebab, which i enjoyed to the fullest, the staff is always friendly, if they say 10mins they mean exactly that, food is amazing, i go there every single time i fancy a kebab.

Meal description said donner kebab, but all I got was donner meat so definitely misleading and not worth the money I paid

Another great mixed Kebab. Delivered in 20 minutes, ordered fairly early on a Friday to be fair. Said we really liked the pickled green chilies so they more than doubled up in the salad which to me shows that someone cares, reads the comments and wants to be kind, small things go a long way. I work locally, self employed and treat myself every so often to a Friday night Kebab and can't think of time when I've been disappointed. Thank you.

It did seem pretty expensive for what it was

Best kebab in town if you ask me. What I keep order is wrap with lamb shish kebab with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickled chilli and garlic dressing 🤌🏼👌🏼

Saying order is delivered but I haven’t received it and can’t get through to them 😡 ( 0 ) stars

The food hasn’t even turned up and said it was on its way nearly 50 mins ago when the restaurant is only 4 miles away shocking . won’t be using the restaurant again

Cold food not what ordered and 45 minutes late.

Food has not arrived. Have called 3 times and been lied to each time. Most recently told food would be 4 mins still not here.

probley my go to kabab house from now on. Good food.

Food arrived late and wasn't very hot. Tasted nice and good portions though. Mixed feelings.

0 stars We didn’t receive our food this is the second time in a week!

Always 10/10 ordered through just eat!

It was a wonderful experience from start to finish. The moment I gazed upon the wonderful decor of this palatial building I knew that I would be in for a whirlwind experience. I was instantly transported to an Arabian eatery with a wealth of spices and tantalising flavours. The meat was cured perfectly and heated to just the right level to create a taste sensation that cannot be matched. The can of coke was average

Decent food and portions. Not bad other than being cold this time because an ice cold drink was in the same bag as the food.

I have been told my order has been delivered but I haven’t had anything to my door. So where is my food?

Great quality burger, tasted amazing with plenty of Salad. Much better than a lot of the big chain fast food corporation burgers. Quick and good value delivery costs. 10/10

I passed out before they delivered it so they left it outside and I ate it the next day - champion!

The chicken sandwich was just a piece of chicken on a bun. No sauce or anything.

The food quality was not good, It was meant to be a combo kebab, 3 types, but lamb doner made up 90% of the dish with a very minimum qty of Chicken Kebab and Chicken doner. Overpriced. Will never order from here again and will never recommend this.

Fresh, hot and tasty. Great place for a kebab