Speedy Pizza and Ken's Kebab in Portsmouth

The poor young girl working must have been exhausted at the end of her shift. This place was not busy at all but she was doing everything. A tall, male figure just kind of floating in the background. We sat down and were told our things would be brought over. Along comes said tall figure absolutely stinking of weed and clearly not on this planet. He just hovered over my shoulder and placed 2 drinks down and continued to hover. I asked what the drinks were because we didn't order them, he had no idea what they were and wasn't even capable of speaking, just grunted. Other members of our party ordered them so we passed them down ourselves. A few moments later he returned with another drink (cola float) and again, couldn't tell us what it was and just placed it on the corner of the table. The glass was absolutely filthy so we returned it politely to the busy girl and she kindly replaced it in a plastic cup. The guy then brought over our last drink and handed to me over my shoulder in slow mo and then proceeded to stand behind the counter and just stare into space. This guy was completely out of this world and should not have been serving people because he wasn't even capable of putting a couple of words together. The place was filthy, menus sticky and held together with stickers. As mentioned the glass was filthy that a drink was served in and judging my other reviews, this place is a bit of a risk!

Superó mis expectativas Siempre cansado de probar nuevos lugares, tratando de evitar decepciones, pero fue una sorpresa agradable. Sabroso y no demasiado exagerado en gastos.

So I ordered a pizza and this is how it arrived I called the takeaway and they said theirs nothing they can do

my cat literally eats his own litter but wouldn’t go anywhere near this. speaks for itself really

Excellent Chinese food, always hot and large portions, especially love the large pancake rolls and bbq spare ribs as extras, never have been disappointed, well done Sang Tong, for always being consistent, we love your Food.