Noname Cafe in Bromley

i asked if thay had a takeaway menu the man very rudely said we don't have takeaway menu and walked off i have eaten in here b4 but won't again

Came to cafe for breakfast,staff very friendly, there was a lot of choices on the menu covered a choice for everyone.breakfast was lovely served hot generous portions would recommend.

Upon looking at the menu I noticed that they had a jacket potato with cheese and bacon, so thought I would order that. The girl who took my order was nice and polite and off she went with my order. When my order came I was given jacket with cheese and beans so I politely said I did not order that so the girl took it away. Then a few minutes later she returned with the same jacket with cheese and beans and told me that I had ordered it. To my dismay I said I didn’t order it and was not going to eat this, at that point she did take the plate away and I did end up receiving what I ordered in the first place.

I'd love to give this place more - the food is good quality and the speed of service is quick. What lets them down is that the past few times I've visited, they have tried to add items to my order. This bank holiday weekend gone a couple did a runner without paying for their drinks, so they tried to add it to my bill. I didn't know these people and, even if I did, they were at a different table, so not my problem. The staff looked offended when I challenged them about it though, to their credit, I was eventually given the correct bill. Had this been a one off I'd be inclined to be more charitable with my review, but it has happened before and will probably happen again. I would strongly advise anyone eating here to check their bill carefully.

To be fair, I didn't have much time and there seemed to be only the chocolate cake left. I should have checked. Everything else looked good, the place was clean and spacious and friendly.

Stopped on this morning with a work associate for a late breakfast. Nice warm greeting, very clean and modern inside, friendly staff. Good breakfast, eggs cooked just right, sausage was just ok. maybe use a different brand. still very good, nice portions, Food came out promptly hot and fresh. seemed to be a good local place to eat and meet. We will stop by again maybe for lunch or dinner as the menu looked good for both.

Ham omelette chips and salad . My favourite cafe By far the best to serve this Great staff and great presentation

Kids and I needed some fuel after a morning of trampolining and shopping in Orpington. After being told a 75 wait for a table at Nando’s we decided to head home when I remembered this little place in Green Street Green we passed on the way. Ended up being a great thing that we didn’t wait around for Nando’s - walked straight into Noname and was seated immediately. The place was pretty busy so I guess I’m late to the party. They have traditional cafe fare and also a kebab menu. Our waiter was friendly and patient and someone who gave off a manager/owner vibe came round to check on us during our meal. Son had a kebab meal which he enjoyed. Daughter burger and chips and I had the village brunch. All dishes were lovely and the portion sizes are bloody huge! Great value considering size and quality of meal. We will certainly be back.

This is hands down the best cafe around the Orpington area, quick service, friendly staff and the such a variety of food. I have tried several different meals and have never been disappointed!

Hi a other great lunch there to day . All nice fresh food and clean . Great time . Staff are all ways helpful may thanks

Varied menu Burgers to chilli Recommend sponge pudding Clean tables Food pipping hot Friendly staff Quick service

Highly recommend this lovely cafe portions are very generous , food very tasty . Good prices too . Plenty of seats and wheelchair friendly . Most importantly the staff are very friendly .

this little gem is hidden away in a cul de sac near to the co op and great food lesning yowsrds turkish cuisine, kebsbs and salads, and my favorite the spanish omelette , with a mountain of fresh salad and lots of chips. breakfast is very good also, as set price includes tea/coffee and bread/ toast!

Brilliant local cafe. Food is always tasty. The portions are huge though so you won’t need dinner ;) Highly recommended for breakfast or lunch

We often come here for a meal The staff are so helpful and friendly. Nothing is ever a problem for them ioften ask if i can change item for something else on menu ie. Jacket potato instead of chips . We love going here and enjoy the food

Have pop in to no name great food love it there . Very clean place service is great .taken friends and thay love it day. Saild was great had every think we need . I had sunday roast beef very nice great vegetables .

The food and value for money were both very good, however we were served plastic straws with our drinks which was very disappointing.

Noname (Sin nombre, Nonam, Nonamy!) Es un excelente café para el almuerzo. El servicio es rápido y amable, la comida es increíblemente sabrosa y los alrededores son limpios y cómodos. Las ensaladas laterales en particular son deliciosas y mejoran la otra comida. ¡Noname es nuestro café favorito!

This cafe is always busy at peak times so there might be a bit of a wait for breakfast and lunch. The kebab menu is excellent, as are the jacket potatoes and salads.

Wife and me had Breakfast, we had toast, tea and coffee, friendly staff! Clean and tidy cafe good price!

Came here by chance and have been back a few times, great food and was amazed this was only cafe open on Boxing Day, my son had a hot chocolate and they put a smiley face in the cream 5 stars

I spotted the Noname Cafe quite by chance after collecting my dad from a hospital appointment in Orpington and am so glad I did.

Was just ok . We Had a jacket potato and a fey up. Jacket potato was nice the salad with it was nice .the little gherkins and beetroot a nice touch. Staff werent overly friendly. And the the sausages on the fry were cheap

If you are visiting this place to practice your Michelin star judge skills then you are well and truly misplaced and misinformed.

Très correct, excellent rapport qualité prix, personnels serviable malgré que nous ne parlions (très peu) l’anglais, assiette copieuse qui vous calent pour la journée.

This is a nice cafe on The Crescent at Green Street Green. Inside, it is very clean, well decorated and roomy. The staff are efficient and attentive. The menu has a good selection of breakfast and lunch options, promptly served up, tasty food at a good price.

Nice airy environment. Extensive menu....was really looking forward to it. I had egg, bacon, mushrooms and tomatoes with two slices of toast. The bacon was nice....very tasty in fact. But the eggs were over cooked, the mushrooms too....and all tasted of oil....really unpleasant. The grilled tomatoes were cold and you can only have white bread. Disappointed....but, with a little care and effort this could be a lovely cafe....

This is another quick turnaround food establishment which is like most of the others in the area. Cheap ingredients so-so flavour. Nothing new or interesting. If you think this is five stars you really are easily pleased

I discovered the Noname Cafe purely by accident whilst I was visiting someone in the nearby Orpington Hospital. How glad I was. The place was very busy and clearly popular with the locals. Staff were very polite and went about their business efficiently. Tables were kept clean and wiped after every customer had vacated. Floors were spotless. As were the toilets. The Menu was surprisingly good. As it was morning I opted for one of their eleven breakfast options! When it was served, well wow! I could understand the popularity. The food was nicely presented, excellently cooked and served piping hot. Just how I like it in order to get into my ‘good books’!

For a Wimpyesque place you can't fault it. Don't try to compare to The Ivy or a Hipster Coffee Café. This place does what it does brilliantly. Friendly staff, clean, quick well cooked tasty food. Excellent proper coffee.

Waited far too long to be served ! Three other tables got served before me even though I was there first. And then waited 30 minutes for a salad which never came. Walked out in disgust . Poor service and if could give a zero or a minus I would

Food was OK, but have had better. But for me it was there service, how rude they were. Just me I will not be going there again, take my money else where

Decent quality food and price. Lots of choices. Breakfast,Brunch,Dinner. Nice and clean. Plenty of seating. Fast friendly service. Open from 7am to 5pm Monday to Friday. Open from 7am to 6pm Saturday and Sunday. Wheelchair accessible. Worth a try.

Really decent breakfast here, with chips the lot. Loads of choice and usually quick service. Waitresses could do with smiling once in a while but apart from that spot on.

Fist time in here and very pleased. Despite looking full, we were served quickly and the cooked breakfast was excellent. Clean tables and very friendly staff.

Breakfast is always perfect! Toast and tea or coffee included Great friendly staff! Clean and tidy cafe Such a good price! Love it

Went there for late lunch and had an omelette which was nice, the staff are welcoming, and the menu is varied.