Neptune's Beach Café in Swale

We would have liked to eat here after a lovely walk along the beach but was unable to use the still broken toilets with my young family so continued on to Leysdown, such a shame, perhaps next time when to loo is fixed. Did put me off when I though about were the staff were going......

We have been here lots of times and had great food BUT the last 2 times (today 14/10/23) practically no food. Just had to have a bacon sandwich. What has gone wrong, or are they packing up for the winter????

Nice gettaway from the crowds. Good quality food, good value a d served with a smile. Great location, lots of free parking and looks too

Amazing service and food again. With the storms and rain blowing around we were made to feel welcome immediately.

Different kind of quality. Love it. Staff was also super friendly. If you ever want to have a quality ice cream and nice coffee then look no further

It was a very busy bank holiday & we waited for over half an hour for a fish finger sandwich. My partner was given tiny crusts of bread & the sandwich wasn’t cut. Lots of fish fingers, hardly any sauce & no soap left in the loo. No apologies for the wait or poor food. I would say only go here on a quiet day when staff aren’t overwhelmed

Friendly staff, fresh cooked food and excellent value for money! What more could you ask for? Will definitely be visiting again.

Very friendly. Plenty of benches spread out to eat yummy ice cream. Plenty of walking areas surrounding it. Will be returning

We walked our dog on the fields opposite and thought we'd pop here for some brekkie. Very good value for money but they don't cut back on the quality. Food was delicious (sausage and egg baps). We also got some dog ice cream which our girl loved. Staff were lovely, felt like our friends and this was first time we used this place, they also gave a treat to our pooch. Will definitely be back when next in the area. Highly recommended

Always service with a smile and the food is absolutely first class especially the new ploughman's lunch exceptional value too would definitely recommend 👍

Lovely food and amazing ploughmans , Staff always give a warm welcome ,lovely cake and always treats for the dog.

We go to Neptune's regularly but we went last Sunday and cheese ploughman's was on the menu, both me and my wife had it with 3 different cheeses and lovely home made coleslaw,stunning home made pickle and lovely crusty bread .I ha e to say I was stuffed and thoroughly enjoyed every last bit of it I hope it becomes a regular on the menu.

Staff are always friendly and polite. The dogs always get attention and treats from staff! Food is really nice. It's made Leysdown much nicer for locals. Always nice to be able to get a drink or snack when walking the dogs.

Excellent. Freshly made food . Great location. Politeness and kind service. Excellent choice to visit if you are in the area.

Friendly, clean, food was prepared quickly and so perfectly and prices are very reasonable! Such a lovely place to get a bite to eat

The Leysdown breakfast bap was Mahoosive and very tasty . Egg bacon sausage black pudding and hash brown all stacked in a bap . Friendly staff .

We stopped here on our walk for drinks, ice cream and some very good chips! Lovely little cafe, friendly. Tables outside were lovely in the September sun.

Great fresh food. I had a fish finger sandwich made from unprocessed fish on fresh bread. It all came in biodegradable containers. Well be popping back there. 😋

My daughter and I stopped off when we were walking along the seafront. The man who served us (I assume owner) was super helpful and friendly and gave us lots of interesting info about the island. We brought a flapjack that he had baked himself...

All the cafes local to us were closed at 9am (really?) So TripAdvisor directed us to Neptunes and we were not disappointed. Both the staff there were helpful, accommodating and quick to feed our "picky" kids. Price is decent/fair and the food is fresh and...

Delish food cooked in front of us. Vegan and gluten free food.. Great service. Fresh food. Localy sourced. clean and tidy environment. Seating outside. Dog friendly treats and water for dog. Service with a. Smile . Friendly staff Chatted and cooked. Food.. Buzzed when food...

Went to Neptunes for a coffee and snack for my two boys. Was really impressed with the menu and prices. Staff were extremely attentive and friendly we will definitely be going back 💯

Found the staff to be extremely helpful, willing to make fresh gluten free chips, chicken and salads, when I mentioned I was GF. The salad was homegrown which tasted amazing. The chips were fresh and cooked separately, it was great to find this cafe and...

This cafe is situated in a lovely quiet part of Leysdown. 3 of us ate and the food was excellent. It was freshly cooked and very friendly staff. I would highly recommend it.

Really friendly staff. Chef very knowledgeable about the island. Local businesses support one another. Gave me a cycling & walking map too. Coffee fresh & tasty. Food smelt amazing! Clean area. I’ll be back!

I have visited Neptunes Cafe on a few occasions now and never been disappointed. The food is amazing and of a high quality. The staff are welcoming, friendly and polite, especially the chef Gary! Our dog is also welcomed which is a big bonus for...

We had another beautiful gluten free cheesecake, which was the best I’ve ever had. The gluten free brownie was also amazing, so chocolatey and rich! We will always be back for more - we recommend it to everyone we walk by!

Popped along today with my mum to walk the dog and get a snack. Had a burger each, and was so impressed with it all. For a little beach hut cafe, it’s clean & inviting, quite an extensive menu, and everything was cooked fresh with...

Lovely find, well worth a visit, ample parking and good food, owner very pleasant and knowledgeable, gave us plenty of tips of places to visit.

Wonderful staff, they always try to cater for what we’d like to eat. Not your average beach cafe, the quality of the food at Neptune’s is fantastic, all food is made to perfection, great steak burgers jam packed with many salad options if preferred. We...

Covid friendly with it being situated in such an open space. Friendly staff, great food & drink. Reasonably priced. A lovely place to stop on your walk along the beach!

Tasty grub and lovely service. The set-up is excellent and there’s an overall nice, groovy vibe. A perfect pit-stop after a stomp round the marshes!

Fantastic food and great passionate chef who cares about his place. I had an excellent cheese burger with really impressive meat and a delicious balance of all great light floury fresh bun, juicy tomotoe and flavoursome cheddar. Really impressed with the staff standard of the...

We visited Neptune’s beach cafe whilst walking our dog and decided to grab a coffee and to our delight Gary was a wonderful help … my sister and I have started a fitness regime and wanted a coffee without all the milk laden calories ..so...

Went for walk one afternoon and found this wonderful place to eat. Had the peri peri chicken in a roll and my wife had a fish finger sandwich. Both were wonderful. If you want somewhere a bit quiet and food cooked to a high standard...

Visited last weekend, about 3:10pm. Asked what time they closed. Owner answered "now, but what would you like? " He happily cooked 3 burger and chips for us. All of the staff were friendly and helpful. The owner has a great sense of humour. The...

By far the best place around! Supper friendly, dog friendly !!! Try the Leysdown Bap! 10/10 place 100% recommend !

Having spent over an hour stationary on the M20, because of accidents, on the way to Sheppey we were desperate for food and drink, as well as a peaceful location. We headed for Shellness Beach and arrived at Neptune's Beach Cafe, a lifesaver. The bacon...

Having a cafe with gluten free options so close to my holiday home is a real boon. All of their gluten free cakes are amazing; the carrot cake is to die for; the cheesecake is phenomenal. As a coeliac, it’s great to know that I...

Amazing food! Outdoor seating with beautiful views, child friendly, dog friendly and awesome staff! We had the garlic and herb chicken breast bap with chips...all freshly cooked to order! And a passion fruit cheesecake for dessert...delicious! We’ll definitely be back soon ☺️

The first night open after lock down and what can I say except amazing. I highly highly recommend the garlic and herb chicken burger, its super juicie chicken breast cooked to perfection. Dining in such a lovely location you can hear the sea and really...

We visited this cafe today and I can honestly say its the best cafe In Leysdown! The staff are so friendly and mske you feel welcomed straight away! The cook is very funny and is great worh kids also. The food and drinks are literally...

Absolutely outstanding food and service... could ask for a politer chef and staff!! Could ask for a better steak burger Thanks

My children count down the days until we can return to the Island just to visit Neptune’s. Fantastic family friendly hidden gem! We love visiting Neptune’s for lattes and fish finger sarnies 😋 Food is always amazing and the cakes are delicious...we always head down...

After reading the great reviews decided to go along for breakfast. Quality of the food was excellent and as were the hot drinks. The outdoor area is great with a number of tables all kept clean. There is a carpark next to cafe with plenty...

Awesome breakfast bap will be visiting more often,great value for money 💰 cannot wait to try the cakes 😋

Awsome food burgers well done chips were awsome polite and friendly staff even came and had a chat about our three dogs was well nice and only a ten minute walk can't wait too go there again thank-you

Wonderful little cafe that sell a variety of food such as burgers, chicken burgers (fillet not processed) and the best breakfast bap that consists of 2 sausage 2 eggs 2 bacon (thick cut) and black pudding in a soft roll. All the food is cooked...

Great little cafe , lots of choice, great cakes , seating , toilets and free parking, excellent friendly staff

Fantastic for bikers and family's plenty of parking big groups give them a ring for a heads up very accommodating very welcoming excellent food well priced

Came here on Saturday for lunch and being a vegetarian and eco friendly this little gem is a must. Had the hulmi and aubridgne burger was amazing. Went with a meat eater who had a fantastic chicken burger. Highly recommend Will visit again soon.

Well today was cake day so thought we would pay a visit. My son had the leysdown bap which was huge cooked fresh and didn’t disappoint. We on the other hand had cake there was so many to choose from so we decided to have...

Superb!!! Absolutely blinding Chicken buns, full of flavour, moist and a massive portion even the chips were restaurant quality. Definitely value for money. Friendly service from the moment we arrived, we had a run down of the origin of Piri Piri and the cooking process....

What can I say amazing food and service I just love it there. They cater for everyone gluten free, vegan you name it they cater for if.

Came here for the leysdown bap, wow wasn’t disappointed, great value, lots of seating and friendly staff! The bap was brilliant, eggs cooked perfectly runny, a real hangover cure. Will be back for the peri peri chicken breast burger! Defo worth the 5 min drive...

Was there for a quick visit around the area and was surprised by the very friendly and welcoming staff. Would visit again!

Well worth the walk for breakfast. My partner loved the Leysdown bap. It filled him up and he is never full. We love that the food is freshly cooked and great quality. We have stopped for drinks before but will be back for more food....

Fabulous fresh good quality food, ample portions extremely good prices, well worth the trip, lovely friendly owners, doing exciting things, highly recommend!

Visited twice now with my family and dog. Both times we’ve received a warm and friendly welcome. My husband is partial to the leysdown bap which he describes as amazing. Whereas I go for the vegetarian option which is I cannot fault. Excellent value for...

So classy!! Home made ethically produced goods. So unexpected for a beach side discovery and so welcome. AAAAAA* for friendly faces too.

Lovely little place right on the beach in a really pleasant area with lovely views. Great food and a mix available of hot, cold, and Ice creams and lollies. Had a lovely chicken burger that was cooked fresh when we ordered. Really friendly staff.

Great value, great service, great chicken burgers! A fab selection of food and drinks for a tiny cafe by the sea. We will be back :)

There staff are very polite and there food is amazing I would recommend going there it’s a nice little place to go to with family .there are a range of different foods to pick (and drinks )

Good food, good staff. Out door seating, well worth a visit. Quiet sandy beach for a long walk with the dogs and a good cafe for a bite to eat at the finish.

Lovely little cafe, staff were very polite and the food was done quite quickly. I’d definitely recommend popping down for something to eat!!

A great little cafe on the side of the beach! Perfect location for a peaceful snack, lunch, breakfast or ice cream! Staff are lovely and friendly! Prices are good!! Must try the Oreo Milshakes which are to die for! Will 100% be returning!

Always friendly and polite. A regular place we visit when going to the beach for a walk or swim. Hot chocolate is a must and they make a wicked cuppa.

This is my favourite spot to grab a bite to eat on the island, chips are fantastic and prepared fresh, personally i’d Say they were better than any others I’ve had in leysdown. Also fantastic place to grab a cup of tea while walking the...

Nice Coffee (Black) and selection of food ideally Bacon butty for me . . .I like sitting outside doesn't seem so noisy chatting and laughing at the gulls scavaging for nibbles ( July 2020 as will be )

A really nice little cafe, right on the beach the food was reasonably priced, and the two lads serving were so friendly and couldn’t of been more helpful.

Food was great for the price! Good size portion and very tasty! Was a safe delivery like requested. Food came quite quickly too, can’t wait for the cafe to officially open, will be back for another slushie!

My food arrived early and the gentlemen who delivered it was really friendly. The food was very tasty and I'll be telling my friends about it! Definitely ordering again, and I can't wait to visit in person.

Saw this had 5 stars so I thought I'd give it a go, food came early and it was nice and fresh. Really recommend the chips 😁

Have to say I was a little skeptical as Neptune's Beach Cafe appears to be located just outside Leysdown on the beaten track however once I got there I wasn't disappointed. Food was cheap but delicious and the owners were a friendly bunch who seemed...