Based on 2.312 opinions finded in 2 websites
Based on 2.312 opinions finded in 2 websites
Nº 1996 in 3395 in Cornwall, Isles of Scilly
Nº 540 of 983 British in Cornwall, Isles of Scilly
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Lovely pub lunch. Staff are friendly and helpful. Had our first carvery here last week, it was fantastic
Anita Brant . 2024-10-09
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Had a lovely meal here, great pub
Acp Fos . 2024-10-09
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Dropped in because it was very close to where we were staying and found great food, lovely service and a welcoming atmosphere. Just like a good pub should be.
Mark Hinder . 2024-10-04
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Excellent menu, more diverse and even a little quirky, compared to the standard chains. Great food, and good beers, with quality service, and all at a reasonable price.
Howard Wright . 2024-10-01
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Food wasn't great,wouldn't recommend them to be honest,
Len Paget . 2024-09-30
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Lovely pub,clean inviting &; good service & beer
David Hughes . 2024-09-29
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Looks lovely from the outside and just as nice on the inside that's were it ends. The Pork and Noddles dish I ordered was without a shadow of a doubt the most bland tasteless meal I've ever been served I had to ask for some soy sauce to give some semblance of flavour !!!
Stuart Smith . 2024-09-26
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Great staff and the food was not bad at all. Large portions
Alan Berrie . 2024-09-23
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This place is lovely, staff very pleasant and the food excellent. Will definitely visit here again .
Vanessa Bond . 2024-09-23
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Brilliant service food was amazing we requested for our steaks to be pan fried and we're cooked to perfection definitely be coming back!!!!
James Harris . 2024-09-20
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Everything and everyone was brilliant, nothing too much trouble , it can’t be changed only downside is the parking , but when inside for a carvery well it was superb everything was great and cooked very well all meats were very tasty and tender top marks will be back again 👌👌👍👍👍👍
Doug H . 2024-09-16
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Very happy with our lunch today. We stopped as we were passing through we were glad we did. I difficulty choosing what to have because there were lots of dishes I wanted ( which is my definition of a good menu, a bad menu is one where I have to pick the least boring dish) . The staff were friendly. Food was served all day. A big advantage for us was that they're dog friendly. You never know what you're going to get when you just pull off the road but on this occasion we're we were blessed.
Sandra Roberts . 2024-09-16
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My husband and myself were recently in Cornwall for a short holiday. We arranged to meet some of my lovely family (who reside near St. Austell) at this venue for Sunday Lunch. All of us chose the Sunday Carvery which I can honestly say was the best carvery I have ever had. None of us were disappointed. Generous portions, good choice of meats and Vegetables and all very fresh and hot. The staff were really friendly and helpful. My Nephews son - that being my great nephew and his girlfriend have a very young baby, so we were found a table in a corner out of the way which was so appreciated and perfect for feeding the baby. I can thoroughly recommend the 'Holmbush Inn', my family will definitely be using it again as will we next time we are in Cornwall.
carole parrett . 2024-09-07
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Fantastic food! I'm not sure when they updated the menu but WOW! It is great. The menu used to be very plain, so much choice now. Good portion size & reasonable priced
Jay Lowe . 2024-09-04
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Really nice food, not all choices available.
teresa vercoe . 2024-08-30
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My son and I came in on Tuesday 27th for an evening meal which we loved. The food was amazing and all of the staff were so lovely and welcoming. We enjoyed it so much, we returned last night and the service and food were amazing again. The lovely lady (I’m so sorry, I can’t remember her name) who showed us to our table last night remembered us from the previous night which was lovely. Unfortunately, we were only staying in the area for 2 nights, but we will definitely be back when we return to Cornwall.
lorenedmonds87 . 2024-08-30
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While in St Austell called in to the Holmbush Inn. A nice pub providing reasonable food at an ok price Two meals Two drinks Two latte
Rob Dicks . 2024-08-30
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Visited here today with my cousin. Wow impressed great refurb smart but still has character. I had ploughmans home made slaw mmmm.
Martin Hippers . 2024-08-27
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Very nice place to eat and allow dogs and cater for them too. Very friendly staff and very friendly. Meal was nice. Prices are ok.
Christopher Wolf . 2024-08-27
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A great friendly family pub with a good atmosphere, lovely food and staff are happy to help. it's also very close to Charlestown.
Weekend Traveler . 2024-08-27
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Toilets very clean staff very professional food good will come again when down here friends may visit soon Alan/Sandra bowyer (thanks)
Alan Bowyer . 2024-08-22
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Appalling Sunday Lunch. Beef full of gristle! Reported to staff member on clearing plates away. No action taken? Won’t go back anytime soon.
SHARON T . 2024-08-19
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It's really nice and cozy food with good quality. The staff is very friendly and the location is great.
Friedll . 2024-08-18
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Food was lovely very filling friendly atmosphere
Bill Newman . 2024-08-13
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Absolutely delicious food and friendly staff.
Amber Forde . 2024-08-11
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First visit for us here and we were certainly not disappointed . Huge dog friendly pub/restaurant and very busy but all the staff were very friendly helpful professional and handled the busyness very well indeed . I had the homemade steak and ale pie my wife had the homemade seafood gratin . The food and service was first class so much so , I sought out the manager to thank her and to pass on our thanks to chef and staff . Really was a lovely meal .
Stephen Partridge . 2024-08-11
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We Love the Holmbush Inn highly recommend to anyone. Lovely food, friendly staff, love the new refurbishment, always feel welcomed as you go through the door, 5 Stars awarded xx
Caroline Woodward . 2024-08-11
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We were on a weekend break for our anniversary and went in for food as we googled it was dog friendly. It was amazing. Staff so helpful and it was busy but plenty off room for everyone. Drake our dog loved it as they had a dog stand full of treats,water bowls and blankets. The food was stunning . What I would call home comfort pub food. I had the seafood gratin and its the best one I've had anywhere. Big chunky haddock,salmon and prawns with a breadcrumb and cheese topping. My husband had the steak&ale pie. So chunky. We thanked the manager it was that good. Gonna go back again when we come down next as I bet the roast will be amazing
Amanda Partridge . 2024-08-04
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Really friendly place for a good meal. Family and dog friendly, and a nice little selection of tabletop games to play with children whilst the food is being cooked. Top notch
Steve Brand . 2024-07-31
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Absolutely delicious food, excellent service from our young waitress. What more could you want? We will return.
Babs Swift . 2024-07-29
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Excellent service and food,and dog friendly 👍
Andy Harris . 2024-07-28
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Really nice pub and the food was very good. So nice to go into a dog friendly pub.
Julian Jacobs . 2024-07-23
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Excellent choice of food reasonably priced....Very clean and friendly pub
Lynda Massie . 2024-07-21
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Lovely service and a great roast dinner. Added bonus is they are dog friendly. Roasts do run out though so go early.
Tash . 2024-07-19
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Lovely place to go if in Cornwall and if you have dogs they are made to feel most welcome they supply dogs with a bowl and even provide a blanket during the dogs stay our dogs loved it fell asleep on the blanket whilst we ate our meal food was delicious 😋 😊
Jacqueline Frost . 2024-07-15
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Really friendly staff, we sat outside in the sun with there big umbrella to give shade to my sister. loads of indoor seating aswell We had fish and chips &vegan burger, very yummy, decent portions. free tap water, dog friendly
Sammie D . 2024-07-13
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Out of area on holiday from Newcastle and booked a table on a whim. Arrived to a lovely bright clean bar area where and bingo was in full swing, table clearly reserved and accessible, great selection of alcoholic beverages both local and international. Food was lovely, we picked off the specials and went with chicken and chorizo skewers, and, garlic and basil linguine
Jonny Watson . 2024-07-11
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Lovely evening out great meal ìn this pub that's just been revamped
Kevin Killacky . 2024-07-11
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On the 10th me and my family went out for dinner on a holiday visit. The staff were very welcoming and friendly. Also The food and atmosphere was excellent. my dogs also felt welcomed with free treats.
Bruce F . 2024-07-10
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Friendly staff, clean, spacious areas
Katie Deacon . 2024-07-06
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Went for family meal very nice meal I had hunters Chicken my Wife the fish and chips which looked very nice a good size potion. My hunters chicken came with chips chicken well cooked could have done with a few more chips
Ian Wilkinson . 2024-07-04
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Lovely meal very pleasant setting
Mark Horner . 2024-07-03
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stopped for a quick bite to eat,Staff very friendly and welcoming and nice atmosphere.Had the carvery which was good and very reasonably priced.
matthew kane . 2024-07-01
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Been here before and always had a good experience....today was just as good ....polite friendly staff, food was lovely 3 of us had carvery, fish and chips and a lasagne ...we all enjoyed our meals.
Diane D . 2024-06-30
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Amazing value. Efficient service. Very good portions. Large car park. It is family and dog friendly. Go there.
Mark Mark . 2024-06-28
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Really fantastic pub! The staff were so friendly and couldn’t do enough for us, and the food was unbelievably nice! Lovely atmosphere and family friendly. Highly recommend!!
Charlottebrown92 . 2024-06-25
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Really fantastic pub! The staff were so friendly and couldn’t do enough for us, and the food was unbelievably nice! Lovely atmosphere and family friendly. Highly recommend!!
Charlotte Brown . 2024-06-25
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Everything at Holmbury was good service and pleasant atmosphere sadly was let down no mash potato and the beef was too chewy elasticy my dog had the meat... sorry true.
pete hind . 2024-06-25
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Stop and go in for great value, good service and comfy surroundings. This Inn is on the main road, but does have a large car-park.
Kingeuroman . 2024-06-25
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It's great to have the Holmbush Inn back to being really good again with these new tenants. Staff are Great, The Food is Great and there is a lovely atmosphere. We will start using it regularly again.
See Le Bee . 2024-06-24
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Absolutely love their carvery, lots of veg choices, roasties are crispy, choice of beef, turkey or pork, thick gravy and mahoosive yorkie pud. Friendly staff, average price and all round good service
Karen Hearn . 2024-06-22
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We had the best experience in your venue tonight, thank you. Haven’t visited for a number of years but I think we’ll be moving to you for our local from Charlestown. Although busy the staff were friendly, good with our kids, the atmosphere was fantastic, drinks really good. Kids loved their food, great options for them, and we got to start our weekend relaxing with some decent wine, enjoying time together in a great environment before coming back to settle the kids at home, 10/10! X
Jade Plum . 2024-06-14
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Most expensive little bottle of prosecco in UK at £9.50 I feel ripped off
mary mcmain . 2024-06-13
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Visiting friends and they told me this was a regular place for them. Bryony served us at the table and apparently from no whitebait being available the food we had was tip top. Returned on the following afternoon after a day's sightseeing and had far too many pints of Tribute! If you live in St Bkazey or close to this venue please, do yourself a favour and give it a try. We were not disappointed and hopefully you won't be either. M Clarke Rugby Warwickshire June 2024
Malcolm Clarke . 2024-06-10
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Recent menu changes and staff are excellent. Older & fussy customer was very impressed.
Peter Fea . 2024-06-02
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Poor excuses for missing items on salad. " new chef", "we really only do pub grub", At the prices being charged, excuses don't wash! Will not be visiting again...
Mick Thompson . 2024-05-22
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After waiting for 15 minutes, one of the staff came to us and said what did you order again. ?
mark Vanderplank . 2024-05-17
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Fantastic food and lovely homey atmosphere. Everything was clean and well presented and well worth the visit.
Eadams 0710 . 2024-05-12
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Complete disgrace. Food was disgusting, microwaved to within an inch of its life and the staff were even worse. Nobody even checked back, more concerned with their own social lives. Please don't go here.
Maps681487 . 2024-05-12
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Excellent food and staff. The bar staff and front of house could not have been more helpful and polite. Food was excellent and great atmosphere
annasmith71 . 2024-05-09
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Not been to the Holmbush for about 18 months. Wow what a lovely evening we had. Our meals were perfect, the staff brilliant and nothing too much trouble! We couldn't ask for more
Alison Lobb . 2024-05-08
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Very welcoming, and the toilets were bloody Immaculate,,well done ✔ 👏
andy james . 2024-05-08
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Not the best Carvery but perfectly acceptable, plenty of lovely tender meat 😀. The veg however could be better but even after saying that I will return for another Sunday Carvery. The Inn is mega dog 🐕 friendly and treats for your 4 legged friend are there for them to enjoy 😉
Keith Freeman . 2024-05-05
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Good choice of meal options on the menu. Polite and friendly staff. Enjoyed meals with my family here.
James Coleman . 2024-05-02
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Great choice of food and plenty of seating. Much improved since the refurbishment.
Fiona Potts . 2024-05-02
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Lovely revamp. Unfortunately my meal was cold and very clearly had been microwaved as my friends had hot spots.
Lucie . 2024-05-01
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Great pub / restaurant. Great staff. Had Sunday lunch. 1st class
terry whale . 2024-04-29
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Food and service good but unfortunately we were given a table in the conservatory and there was a really noisy crowd on the next table. We ended up moving tables after the meal.
Sue Sprague . 2024-04-22
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Don't get me wrong; the food is very decent pub grub: reasonably priced and big portions ...you won't go hungry. Not very refined but they're not pretending to be anything other than pub food. Excellent staff & service, comfy & spacious. Nice for just a drink too. Patio at front, patron parking at rear.
H A . 2024-04-21
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First visit for a while and we are definitely going back! The food was delicious and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. Thank you for a lovely evening.
Rachael E . 2024-04-16
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The food was good quality lovely food. The service was amazing and the atmosphere was very nice.
Ollie . 2024-04-08
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Good quality food at reasonable price. Staff were accommodating to our family and dog. Nice touch with the doggie station.
Ross Swan . 2024-04-08
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My daughter was visiting so I thought I would treat her to a carvery, The food was lovely nice and hot and plenty of veg etc to choose from, sorry how can you warrant charging £2.30p for a half pint of blackcurrant squash?
CornwallSueB . 2024-04-07
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Great food. Best to book in advance.
Nigel . 2024-04-04
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We have been using the Holmbush Inn for several years mostly for lunch and have always found it welcoming and the pub food very good at a very reasonable price. We visited yesterday following it's revamp which looks great and as usual the staff were very pleasant and helpful. However I ordered a small plate Lasagne at £11ish pounds as I don't usually eat a lot in the afternoon. It was absolutely tiny in a metal ramakin the size of a beer mat. The ramakin was a quarter full of mince one sheet of Lasagne and cheese on the top a miniscule amount. The whole Lasagne was 6 forkfuls. It was so small it was funny. I checked out another table who had ordered a full size portion of Lasagne. Again it was barely visible at the bottom of the dish. This is not how things used to be in this establishment before the refurbishment. What has changed? I didn't complain to the team as it appeared they were having a good day and not sure it would have made any difference to the future portion control.
Dominic M . 2024-04-02
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Visited on a very soggy, dreary day and was greeted by very friendly bar staff. Food and drinks were great value for money, not to mention very tasty and oh so filling! Exceptionally clean and tidy throughout. Definitely recommend, especially if you have dog(s). Looking forward to our next visit!
Cheston F . 2024-04-02
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Staff very welcoming,friendly and helpful, even with the 9 of us and dog, food was very good also,
steven . 2024-03-30
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Yummy gorgeous food with super friendly staff nothing is ever a problem for them. Amy is a blessing to the pub, she made my wedding day special and really gave great service. Always love the holmbush, great local pub.
Emma Jane . 2024-03-27
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We chose this venue for our Team Building lunch and it did not disappoint. The food was very good, portions were ample and atmosphere very friendly. Staff and service excellent. Have decided to have our Christmas lunch here too as so impressed. Thoroughly recommend !
michellegD2412QL . 2024-03-27
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Already rated on trip advisor but .. to add to a previous response on here.. you could not have heard from your seat approx 15 feet away and with my back to you we were complaining, (your earlier body language, comments back to the bar staff and glance in our direction gave you away that you were aware given we were sat around 5 feet away) Unless you were already aware that we had raised concerns about the length of time we waited for food... If you aren't a manager of the pub specifically perhaps St Austell brewery need to be aware of your incompetence when dealing with a genuine complaint. Also it WAS NOT a full refund .. you can't even get that straight .. we were happy to and only asked for a refund of what hadn't been eaten. I wouldn't normally respond more than once but really .. you still come back with a mis representation of the events.
Sharon Cooper . 2024-03-24
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What a nice makeover! Really welcoming, and the Sunday carvery is fab. Employees are engaging and attentive. Thank you
Brad Isaacs . 2024-03-24
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Arrived 10 minutes before our booked time. First course came promptly. Waited 1 hour for our main course before complaining to bar staff. Noted bar staff informed manager who was sitting in bar area on laptop. Bar staff apologised stating one of the big parties which had booked in had been late arriving. Waited another 35 minutes still no meal. Asked for a refund of money of the food we hadn't received. Bar staff VERY apologetic. At this time the manager approached us and claimed she knew nothing of the situation. We challenged the fact we were aware staff had pointed out our complaint 40 minutes earlier. May I suggest 1) please don't lie when staff had earlier lighted our issue and 2) as a manager surely good management has their finger on the pulse during busy times and finally 3) good communication and keeping your customers informed is good practice... Not sitting there on a laptop !!!
Martin Palmer . 2024-03-24
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Booked this pub for dinner after a day out at the Eden Project. Very impressed with the food portion size and the food was delicious. Service was quick and the staff were friendly. We got seated by the door so was a bit chilly was hoping booking would give us a nicer table but it wasn't enough of a problem to ask to move. And they had no orange gins available in a wide collection of gin which was a bit sad
mariakyle96 . 2024-03-23
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What promised to be a lovely evening ruined by terrible service. Table reserved for 7pm. Arrived 6.40, ordered food by 6.45 starter eaten by just after 7. Waited an hour and a half before asking for a refund on main course. Shockingly bad organisation, inadequate and disingenuous attempt to apologise from manager who showed no accountability for the disorganisation in her own establishment.
sharoncA1965TY . 2024-03-23
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wow where do I start. walked in and got glared at by the blonde manager like id just walked dog poo into the pub. she continued to glare at me and my friend the whole time we were in there (only 1hr) and made us feel very uncomfortable. not sure what the refurb was as it is still drab. oh well we tried again. maybe a change of staff may help
david m . 2024-03-22
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Well a few weeks ago we got a phonecall saying the pub was having a refit and would be closed for a few weeks, we went back today for a meal, the food as always was fab, but the pub looks so nice and fresh loving the colours,the staff are so lovely, i did get nervous when alot of dogs came in, have a fear, so when we left we used the front and walked round the side of the building, when we arrived we were a little later then normal so the roasts were limited to what they had left, but what we had was stunning.
sallyannkimmince . 2024-03-17
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Visited after their refurb for lunch.food was great .. I've seen some really negative reviews and complaints about the food portions but honestly what we had was great. So much food and so well cooked.
adriennefsmith . 2024-03-15
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Friendly staff, good atmos just refurbished, good food and excellent service.
Tim Slee . 2024-03-12
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Great service and nice fish and chips.
Paul Stanley . 2024-02-18
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Went for family birthday meal as we've been there lots before food was terrible the pub was cold the lager didn't taste right will never go back there again
Justin B . 2024-02-17
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Lovely staff, but I will need to take out a bank loan before going back. Prices have risen dramatically recently and a once thriving inn had less customers than I have ever seen. Our meals looked like they were pre-cooked and heated up when ordered. Sorry, but owners need to review what's going on!
Listed9 . 2024-02-17
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Great little pub that serves food and drink. Great little £10 menu. They also have a children's menu.
Louise Rossiter . 2024-02-16
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Nice Roast. We turned up without a booking and were accommodated. However, desserts overpriced for the amount you get.
Bunjy72 . 2024-02-11
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Super dog friendly and food, staff and service excellent
Andrea Mansell . 2024-02-02
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The listed price range is way off, it's not £5 to £16, it's a lot higher. Pub has gone over to tenancy, had Korev and three of the party are ill, please learn how to clean the pipes. But hey ho staff friendly and food good. Lockdown has really changed dining out for the worst, prices are up all of a sudden. Prefer eating at home, can cook better and cheaper, better taste.
Allan S . 2024-01-26
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First time I’ve came in, in a while! Great to see some familiar faces and staff were lovely. Looking forward to coming back again soo !
Charlie1608t . 2024-01-22
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Average food poor service staff swearing at the bar Could make this pub so much more than what it is The staff do t seam to care no wonder it’s not busy on the plus side you can always get a table
Sightseer01768181315 . 2024-01-21
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Great calm atmosphere and lovely customer service from the bubbly bar maid Ellie. Dog friendly and amazing fish and chips. Will visit again.
mikebQ4716XB . 2024-01-17
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Bigger and better at the Holmbush Inn!
Liam Bray . 2024-01-12
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Have been going to the Holmbush pretty much my whole life, I am a local. It has had a few land Lords and ladies since. Never have I ever had a bad meal. Staff have always been friendly and welcoming. The only issue I have ever had, is that the toilet taps get really hot, this has been ongoing for years. Had Christmas Day lunch here 2023 and the staff were amazing, the other customers were lovely and there was such a welcoming Christmas atmosphere. Was even better when the new owners came in and reduced the price. Free fizz on arrival and the food and service was fantastic. I did feel sorry for the staff having to work on Christmas Day, but know what it's like as I work in the care sector. Our dog was welcome, as normal, staff and other dinners loved him and made a fuss of him. Everyone is always so friendly and it's so nice to have a local pub that you feel part of. The New Landlady also introduced herself and the changes she had all seemed positive. Keep doing what you do best Team Holmbush, you are always amazing.
kimberleym615 . 2024-01-11
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2914 Opinions
Myself and wife went here for Sunday carvery it was £15 each and we was disappointed with the quality and the service, we paid for our meals via the on line system and the waitress bought us our drinks and our tickets to take up to the carvery counter, while we was waiting we noticed the chef who was cutting the meat was sweating profusely and wiping brow with his arm, when I got to the counter I asked him for beef and pork and he cut them about 3 inches thick! Far too thick to cut with a regular knife easily, and the pork had so much white fat around it, the yorkshires were disgustingly awful, the road potatoes were very hard and tasted stale, the squares of stuffing were very nice tho as was the buttered carrots and the cabbage, unfortunately the Swede was a bit tasteless and we had to scrape the gravy barrel to try to get some gravy out!! Overall a disappointment to be honest, even the table we was on was wobbly, also to point out as well it was very very warm in there. Unfortunately we won’t be returning, we might of just been unlucky because the pub was busy and is in a loverly location, so it might of just been a bad day.
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The golden lion pub in St. Ives, Cornwall is a big golden lie. The only semi accurate portion of their image is the lion. All of the food tasted as if it was found inside the rotting, months-old carcass of a poached lion. The onion rings were wet and pustular, they tasted as if they were fried in the neck oil of the surly bartender who took our order. The testicular mushrooms were the best thing we ordered even though the garlic mayo on the side resembled a tepid bowl of curdled man-milk. The burgers were obviously cooked on a griddle that hasn’t been cleaned in years. The food had remnants of meals from years past. Giving it a vintage, nostalgic quality. The chicken was shriveled and flavorless with enough mayonnaise goop on it to feed a family of 4. While waiting waiting for the fhood, we had time to take in the odor of unwashed children and great-grandpas ashtray. The table we sat at had a stickiness that I’ve only felt on the gummy underside of a second graders desk. 3 hours later, while writing this review, we taste these rancid flavors once again through accursed burps. This truly remarkable combination of disgusting furniture, surly servers, and god-awful food has truly cemented this place into our hall of shame.
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I'm not sure if it's allowed to have crushes on breakfast staff, but if so, then the guy who served us this morning has officially won my heart! Seriously, though, he was incredibly kind and professional. If there are any awards for exceptional service, he deserves one!
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It’s not often you can see the boat that caught your lunch from your table. A real gem of a place. Sitting outside in the courtyard on a sunny Octobers day. If a fabulous seafood restaurant is your thing then you should try this. Delicious fresh crab salads washed down with a glass of Cornish brewed beer. Just the ticket thankyou.