Fuckoffee in Southwark

WHAT A VIBE. Love the chillness of this coffee shop. We went to one in Bethnal Green. Grabbed an iced caramel macchiato and sat outside. Came to £9.60 for two (so standard coffee price). Coffee was absolutely delicious & one of the best I’ve had in London.

I love this place. My second visit. Staff are always friendly and coffee is lovely. However today I felt a member of staff was very rude. I needed to use the loo and from a distance it looked like there was a code needed. I politely said Excuse me and was met work a rude and impatient monotonal 'Yes' I then asked if a code was needed for the loo. Again...a rude and monotonsl 'No'. No eye contact and absolutely no concept of polite customer service. This has put me right off.

Great coffee shop to chill out and relax in Bermondsey. Well decorated with lots of cool bits n bobs around the place. Best of all, and most importantly, they do great coffee!

Best coffee! Always come here to have a really good coffee, service is good, but taste of the coffee is amazing! I will be back

We came across this place by accident when walking to Brick Lane. It is very comfortable and we had a very good cup of coffee. There is plenty of amusing adult focussed reading material if you look carefully at the shelves, walls in the loo etc

Lovely just 5 steps from top of brick lane down Bethnal Green road . Worth the wander to leave the crowds and brick lane prices . Trendy pleasant coffee shop serving all drinks including in price 4 options of milks ! Yummy pastries and cakes . Comfortable seating to encourage you to stay for 5 minutes or 30 minutes …. No rush from pleasant staff .

Loved it! Great atmosphere, good music, tasty coffee and delicious cake. Comfy sofas. Right opposite the White Cube gallery, so a great meeting point. Will come again.

Stopped in here for coffee and a slice of cake yesterday morning. Great vibe, great people, great products. Our coffee was served up quickly and efficiently and was one of the best cups of coffee I have had in ages, including what I make myself. I had a slice of the carrot bread, which was moist and flavorful. Highly recommend. Really enjoyed the ambiance and the variety of people in the shop.

Love this place, the most delicious coffee and the cakes are divine. The little extras are so good too. Must buy coffee mugs! You feel like you are somewhere special and the staff are super friendly. Will be back soon!

Exceptionally lovely coffee, friendly staff and warmly welcoming, relaxed atmosphere. Loved the playful decor and whole feel of the place. Would definitely visit again.

Very good coffee very gay excellent cake and they don’t charge extra for alternative milks I spend a good percentage of my income here

I tried a few coffee places around here while working in the area for a week - this was the best coffee in my view. It has a unique vibe, which will either be to your taste or not - but the coffee definitely hit the taste buds right.

Delicious Coffee, with a very quirky and fun atmosphere. Had many different kinds of beverages. We had a cappuccino and an americano. Both were very good. Took them to go and sat in a nearby park.

Not going to lie, the name drew me in. Best cafe name in London! Cool place, friendly service, great coffee, prices about average. Indoor and outdoor seating available.

The smoothies are really tasty here. Could have a few more options that don't include coffee. Overall a unique place.

Loved the coffee so much we brought the coffee beans home with us (kg), good prices, relaxed atmosphere, amazing coffee

Zu jeder Tageszeit immer gut besucht. Klassischer coffee Shop. Effektiver Service. Guter Kafffee, auch bei der örtlichen Polizei sehr beliebt. Regelmäßig zu Schichtbeginn am Morgen.

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The theme of the coffeehouse is East London sex den and I can imagine it gets very lively on weekend nights. Decor is brilliantly offensive unfortunately the staff are just offensive. Went to get a coffee after work, asked what a 'dirty chai' was, the man said 'chai with coffee' and walked away. He hovered over the cups and chose a size without asking us and asked us to pay from the other end of the counter with his back to us. Ended up sticking to a chai latte which tasted like frothy milk and put me to sleep. Had no colour in it and the cream didn't taste good either. Tasted like a cheap own brand chai latte. No customer service or manners, just vibes.

There’s a token sanitiser at the entrance. A notice advises no more than two people at the counter at any one time. There are a few empty spaces on n the sofas. But otherwise it feels like business as normal here with the place full of trendy young things drinking multiple coffees and lounging in this deliberately bohemian atmosphere for the duration.

Went in for hot chocolate, just normal tasty hot chocolate. Was asked if wanted regular milk replied yes but was made with oat milk! I have never tasted anything so yuck. £10 for 3 that got poured down the drain. What if I had been...

As the title suggests, the staff weren’t overly friendly. Wasn’t greeted kindly and no smiles from any of the 3 employees. Maybe just a bad day though! Really enjoyable coffee - I got an iced latte. Also great music (Earl Sweatshirt, Brockhampton etc). Reasonably priced...

I'm sure I'm not the only one who sought out this coffee shop purely because of its name. Some may view the name as offensive, or maybe a bit insulting, but as a marketing ploy it's very effective as, like me, I'm sure it draws...

Amazing coffee, cool vibes. Very instagramable, worth visiting when at London Bridge. Best coffee in London!

I love the coffee (Bethnal Green branch) but it constantly has people vaping and it's filled with sickly smelly smoke, I just want to taste coffee,it is really off putting, people move away from the vapours and they end up having there own little area...

Good attitude, fun decor, chilled vibe and some tasty hand made treats. Really enjoyed an hour in here chilling and chatting, will be back. Even if just for the name :)

Only been twice for either a smoothie in the summer or hot chocolate the other day. They were both nice but the staff seem to rush the order, nice enough just over and done too quick so some stuff gets misunderstood in the order. Not...

The decor is amazing and the music they play is fun to listen to whilst sitting inside. The vegan options are great and I love how they encourage people to bring their own reusable cups. Seems like a brand with a really good moral backbone.

Fun looking place, eclectic and comfy furniture and quirky decor. Enjoyed all the pics of politicians. Good coffee. Slightly grumpy service.

We were attracted to this coffee shop because of its name. We should have taken the first few letters of the establishment literally and not bothered staying. Coffee's were poor, hot chocolate bland and the biscuits & cakes a poor texture and taste. Wouldn't go...

They have the best decaf coffee that I have tried. As I can’t drink caffeine but love coffee, I am always looking for a great cup of decaf that tastes like real coffee. This hits the spot.

clearly the place to go as it was full of locals, a little put out by the number of luggage lugging tourists. I've never seen a coffee shop have a line out the door. Super dog friendly too. Loved it. Coffee was good but very...

we went there for a coffee, we were lucky to find places to sit there is such a nice atmosphere, it's like in your dining room but suddenly the place is full with nice people, and it's not a must to speak with them the...

Aside from my teenage boys loving the name, we also loved our treats. We had a variety of items - smoothies, coffee, cookies, . . . and chili. We loved it all. The shop also has an eclectic, cozy atmosphere. A great find!

Quirky hipster cafe that does a good cup of coffee! Was down in London, and after having a breakfast around London Bridge, I wanted to go try the Bermondsey Beer Mile, and running ahead of schedule before most the bars open, decided to go grab...

Coffee is great, if you can get a seat! Too many people sat indoors without coffee! Music brings back memories from the 80s in particular. Dancing policemen now and then. Flat Eric, My Little Pony doing pole dancing and soups are good.

On Bermondsey Street, this place is welcoming and has great coffee. Lots of people on laptops instead of taking to humans!

So glad my college age daughter found this place. It was so much fun. Coffee was delicious. (I had to have the "Fat Wife" because I both have a fat wife and am a fat wife. Hahaha! It was a double shot with milk, in...

If you want a laugh with your coffee - try this place out. Actually, it's probably worth it just for the coffee and breakfast snacks. Best laugh is to be had by reading the letter in the bathroom about the trademark for the shops name.

This is the best coffee shop in London without question! We stay near this place quite often and a visit to Bermondsey would not be complete without a visit to this place. GO GET COFFEE !!!!

Stopped here as I’d heard about it from a friend and went purely for the novelty and a cheeky photo opportunity. Nice pastry (almond croissant) and lots of choice but a little pricey at £3.20 for a regular (very small latte). Also whilst a nicely...

My 1st time in London, came for work-study. Went there to get a coffee, ambience loud and hippie. Place was full and I went in the back to find a seat (Sunny outside after many days without) I saw people smoking in a kind on...

Lovely cup of coffee but we had to sit outside because my friend didn't want me to find us a seat amongst the laptop, phone-charging loungers, not that any might look away from their screen to acknowledge you want to sit and offer you a...

Whilst this coffee shop may have a trendy name, a review needs to concentrate on the ambience and product. Situated in Bermondsey Street, opposite the White Cube Gallery, it is very popular. We called in for coffee and cake, and in both cases, the quality...

Amazing Squash, chickpea, spinach, coconut soup hearty generous portion delicious - well worth the walk from Portobello! Comes with two large slices of fresh brown bread.

Very nice, colorful place to Connect. Very good cake in a box. FB page is super! Coffee is fine, atmosphere is a relaxed. I would come back.

Such a refreshing change from the mundane coffee shop chains. Staff seem genuinely happy. It’s dog friendly too

We popped in here for a quick coffee/tea and a sit down after visiting the Tracey Emin exhibition at the White Cube gallery opposite. This place is really cool with lots of different seating arrangements, indoors and some outside. They had some great looking cakes...

great place for a good coffee and homemade cake, place is very hip and funky and busy. Great homemade food, had the carrot cake was lovely, fun place and great people watching

Coffee is great, atmosphere is great and all the smoothies are amazing! Cheeky, funky, cozy coffee shops for those who look for something a little bit more and want a creative environment for their break.

Love the coffee here, and cannot get enough of the soups! There's so much variety in terms of cakes too and they cater for different dietary requirements. Will continue to be one of my fav Bermondsey spots.

This is a funky little place, from the layout, with a mix of simple tables and big sofas, books, newspapers and fliers abound; the music is great, lots of 60s/70s soul; coffee is good; cakes & pastries also. It's right opposite White Cube Bermondsey so...

Met my son in London who suggested this place. Coffee was superb. The atmosphere was also great and as a 50+ male I felt right at home listening to the sound of Blonde in the background

I visit all three locations (Goswell Road and Bethnal Green Road) pretty frequently, and having worked very close to the Bermondsey Street branch, I’ve come to love the humour of the staff, the excellent coffee and the incredible soups and stews. I’ve yet to be...

This cafe is hilarious on Twitter, but their coffee is no laughing matter. Croissants pretty damned good too. Best of all is their loyalty card. Go. You won't be disappointed.

Popped in here for a pre-prandial drink en route to a restaurant in the vicinity. An idiosyncratic and eclectic mix of furniture, great atmosphere, great music and pretty good coffee. Much more pleasant than the anodyne, synthetic coffee chains or the many pretentious one-offs one...

This is my go-to coffee Place when I'm solo, with my girlfriend or for work coffees. Great atmosphere good playlist, highly recommend

A wonderful coffee shop in Belmondsey. There are multiple milk options besides soya. I had the oat milk and it was lovely. This place has a wonderful vibe that’s young, hip and has attitude. Give it a try and prepare to be wowed!

Loud and busy, very popular with the locals. Salads and sandwiches are a bit disappointing, the soups are good, but salty, and come with good quality sliced bread. I have been a few times when in the area, the latest soup i had was spinach...

Visited this place yesterday after seeing an article about it on my fb timeline and decided I had to check it out! The place is as naughty and crass as it dares to be, and that’s what makes it great fun. Funny pictures and words/expressions...

Coffee is great, atmosphere is great, can quite often find somewhere to sit with a laptop etc. My only downside is the sheer amounts of plastic you use - what's the point in having biodegradable straws if every coffee/tea/cold drink/soup you sell is in a...

The iced coffee is amazing a they are strong but they are a little expensive but that is London. Great vibes amazing decor, friendly staff.

If you are a smooth coffee lover like me, its a good place to visit! Also, lots of healthy food and snack options :) highly recommended

The best coffee around and I love the cheeky name. There a very good selection of cakes and things to go with coffee.

This place is hilarious.. I LOVE the name of it. Inside its exceptionally quirky and bike and gay friendly from what i could gather. They clearly know their coffee and the menu looked pretty good although i didnt get anything from it. Nice place to...

Happy staff great coffee everything explained re size shape type of coffee As an Aussie and barista I’m fussy these guys know their coffee

Very tasty coffee and the best bit about this place is the atmosphere. Very chilled in there and always a pleasure!

Very nice coffee shop with a young atmosphere and friendly staff. This was also one of the best espresso I've had in London, even better than the ones I usually have in Rome, so I can't really recommend it enough!

Had a vegan brownie there that was absolutely beautiful (and huge!). Also able to get a really tasty americano and decor is interesting and eclectic

Dropped in for a coffee having walked past many times. Eclectic mix of furniture gives it a nice feel. Initially all seats looked taken, but a sofa quickly became free - the coffee shop is a mix of some people that stay for ages with...

Really liked this place! Will definitely come again! Like the way they messed with the name! Was pretty busy, however the service was pretty fast👽👍

First time visit last week. Result - worst coffee I've had in London in a long time. Served in a cardboard cup even for drinking in. Hardly a free table because of the lap-toppers taking up so much space. Won't be going back in a...

The coffee here is superb. Always perfect no matter what kind you ask for. Relaxing atmosphere... normally people working, studying, reading or just catching up with a friend. Good music and really friendly staff. I go every week, slightly out of my way just because...

Despite F*ckcoffee being a bit of a trek for me to get to, I am always happy to do so. The staff have always been very kind and welcoming, I really appreciate that they make conversation with you. I often get a soya chai, which...

The name screams attitude, and if you are easily offended, this might not be the coffee joint for you, but compared to so many cafes that seem textbook in their design, it is nice to find something so different! Even the mugs they sell raise...

I guess the name of the place is as interesting as the little place on this road. The name of the place just attracts you to this place right from the time to read the board, The interiors are also done really well and they...

I have passed this coffee shop more than 100 times, but never had a chance to go there and only today it has happened. If you are up for exploring a very interesting place, it is one of them in London:-) great selection of coffee...

Let's start with the name. It's crude, in your face, downmarket, loud, seems to set out to offend... Everything else about the place pretty much lives down to the name. Only positive points: the other customers are a varied bunch. Location is excellent, in the...

I suggested that maybe using paper cups for everyone drinking inside is a bit of waste. They told me that washing up cups was a waste of time. I think what they mean is that they can make more money by throwing away however many...

I walk past this place every morning on my way to work and the smell of fresh coffee is way to tempting! When I eventually tried their coffee, I found it to me amazing. The atmosphere and the decoration of the interior is very interesting...

always feel very welcome when i grab my coffee from here - office is close by and it's the best coffee i've found in bermondsey. staff are always on top form and make me smile. haven't tried the food or sat in for a coffee,...

Excellent coffee, service and food what more can I say. Looking for somewhere to have breakfast and we saw this place the night before so decided to give it a go. Very busy in the mornings as a lot of locals frequent this great little...

I found this place by accident and thought how did they get away with the name? Anyway, they serve really, really good coffee. The loyalty card gives you free coffee much quicker than the big brands but best of all the coffee is so good!

Just tried beverages like cappuccino and coffee there. Next time I will have a bite. Maybe try a chocolate cake or something else. Let' see, after that, a more sophisticated report will follow ;-)

Great customer service and coffee and despite the name a really welcoming and modern vibe. Would definitely recommend stopping by if you are in the area.

... not quite great coffee. We chose this place for our first coffee of what we knew was going by to be a long day with my wife's grown up son. I was intrigued to find it has two separate TA listings (see Bermondsey Street...

This cafe has a wonderful vibe. Lounge music, delicious coffee and beautiful decoration make this place very unique.

This place is a hive of activity and the area is like a little self contained community in London and the coffee shop is one of its hubs. The coffee is great and the cake is good. All that I want. Wifi good and comfortable...

Very nice coffe/snack shop, interesting, not too crowdy tourist town district. Nice design items found.

I've been meaning to come here for ages and never have. So when I found myself in Bermondsey with nothing to do, it seemed obvious I should wander over. The shop is clearly the spiritual heir to Brick Lane Coffee, with all sorts of wry...

'Do you want to spend your life selling spiced water or do you want a chance to change the world?' Is the question posed in a poster above a rear window opposite the toilet at this coffee shop. The toilet door has a huge yellow...

Literally stumbled upon this while walking around. Very cool place! Was able to charge phone and iPad. The chai latte was delicious. Great vibes here!

The coffee was very poor in taste and they have an extremely limited range of cakes. For a café shouting about organic and vegan food they serve all have in drinks in non recyclable containers. Hypocritical - do not visit.

One of those places you just have to go because the name is 'unique'!! Great atmosphere, friendly staff and I was impressed by the almond croissants and chai latte! 👍🏼 Their loyalty card is worth carrying around for moments of profanity!! 😋 Would definitely recommend...

The atmosphere is cosy and friendly; the coffee is great, with plenty of dairy-free options; the snacks are plenty with lots of options for vegans too; as for the wifi, it's never let me down. Come for the coffee, stay for the eclectic music selection,...

This place is so cool, funky wall hangings and furniture and the staff a friendly and the coffee was ace!

London is very busy and this is a good place to have a little respite and enjoy a coffee and snack. The place has a nice atmosphere. Service is friendly and helpful, which can be a bit of a rare find in central London. A...

This place is the balls. The coffee is out-of-this-world good, and the service by one particular gentleman was exceedingly friendly. Perfect coffee that's actually served at a perfect temperature. Love it!

Great place to get a decent coffee. I also like their good selection of soups and tasty wraps too. 👌

Came here for the first time after seeing them mentioned online. Nice basic coffee shop with cakes and food. Cool vibe with couches, chairs inside and out with dance beats. Wi-fi passwords available on the counter. Steady stream of customers whilst we were there. Only...