Bp Garage - Hull Road in York - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

On the way to visit an old acquaintance in Leeds (yes, he is indeed the brother of a mentalist) I stopped off here for some fuel, a scotch egg, an apple pie and a copy of the daily express (it's a good paper). The scotch egg was acceptable but unfortunately didn't break down leading to an afternoon of attic flatulance which smelt like gas. I left my assistant to heat the apple pie thinking this would be a simple task for her but unfortunately when I went to eat it, the pie was hotter than the sun. This has lead me to review her £9500 salary. I was sad to read in the daily express that we are due a killer heatwave and that a certain previous prime minister had been found guilty of hosting a sordid bunga bunga party during the COVID lockdown of 2020. Upon leaving the garage I was granted permission to use the forecourt to turn round so that I didn't have to burn any of the fresh fuel I had just put in the Lexus by driving another mile to the roundabout.