The best restaurants serving British food in Irvine East North Ayrshire South West Scotland

Attempted to order fritters but was informed that they can't make them? Sliced potato in batter and deep fried in a vat of hot oil for 3-4 minutes. Now as a chippy, you might, as a pre requisite expect, potatoes, batter and a vat of hot oil to be present on site- apparently not! - or perhaps they just couldn't be ars*d. This is the standard I expect unfortunately from this chippy.