Ye Olde Naked Man Cafe in Craven

We have eaten here a few times, over the years, when visiting Settle, & although it`s been a while since our last visit, the quality of food, & level of service, is just as good as ever. We had a mid morning breakfast roll, served quickly, from a very polite server. The food was simple, but well cooked, & served hot. As we were leaving, it was starting to get busy, and from past experience, the lunch period, is very busy, not surprising considering the quality of food, & the service aspect. We will, no doubt, visit again, next time we are in Settle

Sat at a table outside and enjoyed home made, made to order bread rolls and coffees. Both were really nice. Sat and watched the world go by in beautiful Settle.

Been past twice and the place was busy so you automatically think it's going to be good however our experience wasn't great. We was seated more or less straight away and the drinks order was taken, took over 15 minutes to arrive. Full English was £12.95 - poor Thin sausages, bacon was too salty, egg might as well have not bothered probably best part was the toast. Had a nosy at the menu and they certainly know how to charge on other stuff too. All in all, wouldn't recommend unfortunately.

The service was slow even with very few people in the cafe. We ordered two cafetières of coffee and received the weakest coffee ever! It wasn’t the blend of coffee but simply a cafetière of water with a sprinkling of 3 or even four coffee grains. It was so awful we managed to sips and had to leave it. Tempted to ask for a mug of dishwater, which might have proven stronger!

Overpriced very salty roast beef sandwich. Would not recommend or go again. We have been before a few years ago it was nice then.

Called for a late lunch on a cold, wet, miserable Saturday in December and the food was excellent. I love jacket potatoes and couldn’t resist one when I saw that one of the fillings was blue cheese and beetroot! The jacket potato and filling, which was served with a decent side salad, was so delicious! My friend also had a jacket potato, but with sausage, which she thoroughly enjoyed whilst my eight year old granddaughter had a child’s tuna sandwich with a few crisps. We’ve been here a few times now and really like the menu. Prices are reasonable so no doubt we’ll be back when we’re in the area again.

Very busy with people queuing out the door. Food was very good but quite expensive. That said, worth a visit and food was tasty and filling

Bacon on butty was so salty i think it would be very bad for your health. Had to wait ages for a simple order. Coffee was also not the best

Visited for brunch today and ordered 2 sausage sandwiches , 1 caramel latte and one tea . The caramel could not be detected in the latte and at 95p per shot it really should be . The sausages were not brilliant quality , I had to pull a large piece of gristle out .i really did expect better for nearly £6 per sandwich A shame because we go to Settle often and will now look for somewhere different to eat

Very average cafe in settle. Your choice in settle is limited hence this place does well. We ordered a homemade soup x 2 and sandwich to share. If you call packet powder soup homemade then fair enough. Both soups were laden with salt and straight out of a packet. The sandwich wasn't much better with cheap bread! If you're desperate for a quick lunch and you don't mind cheap ingredients then give a whirl. We wouldn't return. Nothing homemade about this place

Called in for a cup of tea. Looked a nice place and the name made us laugh. Tea was served in a pot, which was appreciated. Decided to have a toasted teacake too, teacake was delicious. We popped in the attached bakery to buy more teacakes. Will definitely be returning.

Came for lunch and enjoyed a very tasty parsnip soup, though my husband's chicken sandwich was a little chewy. We also bought some shortbread from the shop which were lovely.

Well worth the trip over from South Cumbria. It’s a very nice cafe in a great setting. The staff are lovely and all have smiles on their faces, very welcoming. We were quick to be seated, service was great and the food is fantastic with ample portions. The shop next door is also worth popping in and stocking up on baked goods. Enjoy your meal here.

We dropped in for a cuppa and cake, I had a lemon GF cupcake my partner had strawberry meringue we both had a hot chocolate to drink, it was topped with fresh cream a chocolate flake and 4 big marshmallows, the drinks were great but to find a lovely GF cake is very few and far between, this one was exceptionally good, I bought two more before leaving and will be ordering more soon. The staff were all pleasant and we got offered free bread as we paid and left, if we ever get back to Selltle we will definately head to the Ye olde naked man cafe...

Stopped in for lunch. Quickly seated. Staff efficient. The food was very good. The menu options were also good, a little bit different. Got pretty busy in to lunchtime. Tasty home cooked food. Great takeaway options and a gift shop. Only criticism would be the milkshake - it didn’t have enough ice cream in it.

Absolutely lovely cafe serving gorgeous food,I had the hummus and roasted pepper sandwich which was very tasty,very friendly attentive staff,super clean would highly recommend a visit 😋

We came back to this cafe multiple times during our week in the Dales, even planning our days around the availability of their breakfast baps! These were, incidentally, the best I've ever had (bacon, egg, brown bap). Their Full English was also incredible, and their range of cafetiere coffees was extensive and delicious. Lunch was slightly less amazing but still very tasty (Ploughman's, Gammon egg & chips). Can't wait to visit again when we're next in the area!

This is a must if you’re in Settle. They do drinks (cold and hot), snacks, sandwiches, baguettes and many lovely pastries, cakes and breads. All the baguettes/sandwiches are made fresh while you wait, and are delicious (or the ones we tried were). The coffee is superb - one of the best I’ve tasted, and the cakes very good. All reasonably priced too. We received a friendly welcome, and there was both inside and outside seating. Highly recommended.

Unfortunately I can’t say anything about the food because we ended up not getting any! We were met at the stand saying ‘please wait to be seated’ and given menus with a request to sit where we liked and someone would come shortly to take our order. We quickly decided what we wanted and waited. And waited. And waited. We couldn’t even attract the attention of anyone because no one was about. An elderly couple came in and sat by us. They both went to the loo and back and we were still waiting for service. Another woman came in and was seated but we still had no one come to take our order. After 25 minutes a woman appeared and went to the lone woman to take her order, completely bypassing us and the couple next to us. At this point we had had enough so we walked out. Silver linings though, because we went to the cafe a few doors away and got the same food for half the price and it was fabulous. Bad service means lost custom.

Popped in a a coffee and a cake and there were 2 people in front of me and one lady serving behind the counter. There were a number of other staff members around but only one serving. I seriously couldn’t believe how slow the service was! The food when it arrived was fairly standard cafe fare and the lady who served me was very polite and actually had a lovely manner but OMG a was she slow.

Brilliant breakfasts! We are here nearly everyday of our holiday! The staff are friendly and helpful and the food is delicious and hearty. We mainly bought food from the take away counter as the cafe was always jam packed. The deli shop also has a great selection of local foods.

Whenever we’re in Settle, we seem to gravitate towards Ye Olde Naked Man Cafe and I’m not sure why because previous visits haven’t been the best and there are other places to eat. Anyway, on this last occasion, our experience was greatly improved and we had no complaints whatsoever. As usual, the cafe was busy and we had a bit of a wait for food which wasn’t a problem (in fact, I’d rather wait and know that my meal is being freshly prepared). I had warm, homemade quiche and salad (a choice of three quiches as well) whilst my friend had brie, apple and walnut salad and my eight year old granddaughter had sausage, chips and beans. The adult portions were large and our food was tasty, fresh and excellent quality. My granddaughter's sausage was really meaty and looked like proper butcher’s sausage rather than pre-packed supermarket sausage. It must have been good because she can be fussy and she cleared her plate! Service was reasonable and overall we had an enjoyable lunch. There is two hours free parking, across the road on the square, but you need to display a disc (they are free and we got one from the Age UK shop on Cheapside, although I was subsequently told that there are discs at Ye Olde Naked Man Cafe as well).

Stopped by for lunch, found the staff very friendly and welcoming. Sat in the window, great place for people watching! There was a great range of coffees available. We both tried a different one and weren't disappointed, very good coffee. I had the hot beef in a bagget. Really tasty. Certainly recommend a visit

The waitress who welcomed and served us was SO lovely. The cakes were tasty but the brownie wasn’t the best. I ordered the full monty hot chocolate which looked lush but I was a little underwhelmed by the taste. All in all, very friendly and mostly tasty cakes. I was very happy to see the sauces were organised in rainbow colours 😊

Visited for coffee, for the first time ever in a restaurant, the coffee was supplied in a separate jug so YOU could decide on its STRENGTH. The staff were excellent so we went back for lunch, again excellent standard of service and the food was hot and good and exactly as we had ordered. We would definitely recommend for good wholesome traditional food.

We arrived at the end of the lunch service after being recommended by family and were offered a very small table right by the door - this would have been fine for drinks but would not have fitted our food order on. Asked to move...

We visited here for a well needed drink and snack, following a long walk at Malham Cove. We were shown to a table, which clearly needed cleaning and was slightly sticky. A few minutes later, we were asked for our order. As we had only...

With a name like that, how could you not visit! It’s location was perfectly central in Settle, a quick walk up the crag and we decided to do a takeaway coffee, cake and sausage roll. As it happens we took it outside where they provided...

Talking to someone and mentioned we were going to Settle said you must go in this cafe as the egg custards are out of this world.So in we went and were not disappointed. They were lovely and the coffee was nice as well.One thing we...

Top quality ice cream and really appetising pies, pastries, sandwiches, soups etc for eating in or out. Right in the centre of Settle, looking out over the market square.

This is the second time I’ve actually eaten inside the cafe and it’s just as good as the first time . Cafe spotless, staff friendly and helpful and our food was lovely .

The food is quite expensive for what you get, we were going to get lunch but having seen the prices opted for a snack instead. Service was okay and food was variable in quality. My son's milkshake and ice cream was nice, my scone was...

This cafe is pretty good. However sometimes the service is slow but I believe they’re understaffed so that would be the issue. This cafe used to be a lot better in my opinion and is starting to go down hill a bit.

Took too long to take our order and when they did they'd ran out of sausages at 10am, now fair enough it was a bank holiday but still, the replacement veggie sausages weren't even sauges, more like croquettes. Not worth waiting for at all at...

I ordered a full English breakfast, orange juice and a cappuccino. My brother got a bacon & sausage sandwich and a Fanta. The bill was around £31. Although the food was nice and I appreciate the price for everything has gone up, this seems extortionate....

Ye olde naked man has been there since Adam was a lad and I first went when I was knee high to a grasshopper. It used to be a favourite stopping off place, on the way to the West Coast. In the good old days,...

We were heading to Barnard Castle and decided to detour via Settle and the beautiful Dales. There weren’t a lot of cafes open and, as I’d visited this cafe before, and it had been alright, we popped in for a late lunch. We both had...

Great lunch spot, really lovely food and service. We had ploughman's, a burger and beans on toast between us and food was lovely.

Stopped in Settle on our way back home from a weekend in the Dales and popped into Ye Old Naked Man Cafe for a coffee. Ended up with coffee and a scone which was delicious.

I was really surprised when I opened my takeout sandwich that it hadn’t been cut. It was a shame as I was eating it on the go and it was impossible to eat without the filling falling out. I kind of wished I’d gone to...

We tried here on an unplanned stop in Settle. It’s opposite the square, so near to all parking areas. There’s indoor and outdoor seating and a takeaway as well as a cafe. There’s a reasonable menu, with a good mix, priced right. Goodness knows what...

Lovely staff with quick service . Good food and drinks , competitively priced . Eat in or takeaway .

A lovely place but they just need some staff, the restaurant was not overly busy but it took me over 10 mins to get served and another 10 to get my tea and a bacon roll! What makes it worse was thee wasn’t even a...

This is a great place in a great area! Good size and it’s very accessible! Great choice of coffee and other things like that!

Called in for lunch after an appointment in Settle. Cafe was busy but a staff member saw to us straight away and sat us down at an empty table. Our order was taken after a reasonable time, didn't feel rushed, but not slow either. The...

We only called in for a coffee but have to say the place is really nice, the coffee was good and the staff were lovely. What made it very special was the shortbread unicorn biscuit that came with it.

Really disappointed, very expensive for what it was, service was poor, only told as food arrived (well after ordering!) that certain items weren’t available, strange service manner and not in the least apologetic. Coffee genuinely undrinkable. Had to correct the waitress twice over the bill...

My partner took me there. Center of settle and we had great coffee and toasted tea cakes. The waitress was so welcoming. We did enjoyed the visit.

Stopped off for a breaky on the way to the Lakes for the weekend. Spot on,a hot Latte,dont get that often. Will definitely call again👍💯

Great visit on a very busy day but we managed to get a nice table in the window where it was less crowded. Excellent selection of teas, coffees and cakes. Prices seemed more expensive than menu on website but fairly reasonable. Only criticism would be...

Good food served. Staff not friendly and really grumpy when you pay the bill. Staff should be friendly especially in these economic challenging times.

Although this cafe and takeaway was busy, looked popular, the service in the takeaway was appalling, the staff unhelpful we left empty handed and upset.

We arrived hoping for coffee and perhaps a toasted teacake, which we could have had, but the smell of the bacon tempted us! We had tea and bacon baps. The bacon was lovely and perfectly cooked. Good service. Would expect full breakfasts to be to...

We were staying at Falcon Manor for the night and had arrived early in Settle. We fancied a coffee and called in to the Naked Man. The greeting was nice and friendly and we were seated in the warm window. I had the cream tea...

Slightly unimpressed by the food,but well unimpressed by the fact that they slapped a 12-5% gratuity charge without even asking, won't be visiting again

this is the worst cafe i have ever been to the sandwich i had was just tuna and salad for wtch i was charged 7 pound 75 pence on top of that they made me pay a 12 percent service charge dont go there its...

A great place to sit and take in the bustling centre of Settle. We all enjoyed our choices from the great selection of refreshments.

Felt crapped where we sat as lady on next table was blocking my husband getting out! Service was ok and food nice but nothing special and we thought it was expensive especially price for small pieces of cake. Lancashire tasty was basically cheese on toast...

Mediocre at best, I don't know why we go back! Got a sandwich to eat outside, dry bread - too hard to eat on each corner, asked for well done bacon with no fat - it was neither. They use cheap marge and cheap Ketchup,...

This cafe get lots of great reviews on trip advisor and google but I am totally dumbfounded why. I’m wondering if it has been taken over recently and changed hands. To be fair, there was one staff member who was very happy and cheerful but...

Went on a little trip to Settle, had a most lovely stop in at this Café. Coffee was delish, custard slice was to die for. The Café is very clean, modern and the staff super friendly

We always call in here as it's usually very good. This time the service was pretty rubbish, we ordered our drinks and a breakfast bun for me and tea cake for the wife. My bun come first but had to ask for serviette and knife,...

Where I am appreciative of providing alternatives for those with allergies, I do expect some sort of acceptable quality. I ordered chicken salad on GF bread. Unfortunately, the bread was clearly frozen and then defrosted which made it hard/inedible and so crumbly, a knife and...

Had a lovely and much needed coffee and a bun here after walking upto Victoria and Jubilee caves. Staff were friendly and helpful, prices were acceptable.

I have just returned from a weeks stay in Settle and called into the Naked Man most days either for breakfast or my packed lunch. The staff were always pleasant and the food really good. The staff work hard on busy sunny days and so...

We ended up going to the takeaway as the restaurant was full. I had a very good ham bun with really nice coleslaw, lettuce and beef tomatoes. We sat outside the shop and every table in use showing how popular this place is.

Nice weather so sat outside, meaning paper cups and feeling like a second class customer. Hot chocolate was the second worst I’ve ever had (the worst one was also in Settle!) watery and no flavour. Staff couldn’t care less about the service. Another customer wanted...

1/ service with a smile costs nothing, better waitress service needed 2/ when the cafe has lots of empty tables, give your customers the option of where to sit rather than seating everyone in the back where it becomes quite crowded. 3/ waited too long...

Ok is about as enthusiastic as I can get, the special sandwiches were overpriced, ditto the cakes.... the place seems to be running very much as a pared down portion controlled business....nothing wrong with that per se, but only if you are not wanting return...

Been visiting for years and although never would have given 5 stars, the quality of service and produce has plummeted. Pros: - staff were polite Cons: - beans on toast with a hash brown. Beans arrived after the toast and the hash brown five minutes...

We arrived at this ever popular cafe after a long walk from Malham. My son was looking forward to an all day breakfast but unfortunately, this is only served up to 11.00am - bit of a shame but after a perusal of the menu went...

I went yesterday. 1. It took an hour to get served. 2. The portions were small. 3. It was expensive. Game set and match. AVOID!!!

Decent food and coffee, but not outstanding. We stopped here for an early after a 6 Mike walk. The hot takeaway selection was a bit limited compared to the cold selection next door.

What a wonderful cafe. Really friendly staff. Visited by locals and tourists alike. The food was delicious and very reasonable, especially the naughty chocolate cake GF. The sun shone and it was a joy to sit in the garden and enjoy. Don't miss it.

Abolutely 10 out of 10. A really warm and friendly greeting and the lovely lady who served our lunch with a smile. Ambiance most welcoming. The Bakery is first class with and has an excellent choice of cakes and exciting loaves.

I should state from the outset that I very rarely leave reviews but this experience was one I felt I had to share. I had high hopes for the Ye olde naked man cafe, from the outside it is impressive and conveys a feeling of...

The food here is spot on, great quality and a decent menu. Spotlessly clean. A nice greeting and showed to table by very helpful and pleasant staff. Toilets clean to. Service quick, tables cleaned and cleared very quickly. Still Covid conscious to.

Good food, good coffee and good service. Attached to excellent bakery for more goodies or supplies for that walk.

On a recommendation we dropped in for a quick bite during a visit to Settle. We both went for the cream tea option, Fruit scone, cream & jam and a pot of tea or cafetière of coffee. The scone was bone dry, the cream synthetic...

Served in the take-away shop today by a very patient young girl. Food was delicious as we ate outside. Service was impeccable, Would definitely return when in the area.

We were blown away by the service we received today. We sat down and I breastfed our son while we looked at the menu. One of the waitresses came over immediately to give me a glass of water, saying, "I know how thirsty it makes...

Stopped off in Settle for lunch; the Naked Man Cafe is just off the Square where we parked. Got a seat quickly and were promptly served by the friendly staff. The Tasty Lancashire cheese toasty was lovely as was the Ploughman’s Lunch. No complaints at...

Looks great from the outside but lacking in any customer service skills and expensive for children especially . Wouldn’t return or recommend. Felt ripped off and wish we’d gone elsewhere.

Late lunch for the family. Everything ticked the boxes for what we wanted and the portions were generous. Will return if in the area

This cafe is part of an excellent bakery and the cakes are brilliant. Sadly they are the only place in Settle that doesn’t allow dogs. And their staff are very inexperienced on a weekend and not supervised so they haven’t much idea about service and...

For an establishment that boasts its dog friendly online they flatly refuse them and are not particularly nice about it. Don’t let dogs in no more business from us. Hope other dog owners follow suit.

A nice clean place with decent service. A good selection menu for all tastes, the quality was excellent with a decent portion size not made up with loads of salad. Prices were fine and the service was good to even though they were very busy....

We had wait to be seated when there was a table clear that we could have sat at. Slow service and hot chocolate made with water.

Call in fir breakfast. The waitress was struggling to key our very simple order into the hand held electronic device (she even stated 'it would be easier with a pen") We ordered 2 slices of toast with beans on 1 slice, mushrooms on the other...

Nice breakfast on our last day of a long weekend,would recommend both of us had the full breakfast which kept us going all day

Was totally unimpressed with the food here chicken tikka sandwich turned out to be basically cold curry on bread way too much source, watery soup and very weak tea, why they don't have Yorkshire tea is beyond me

I met a friend for breakfast and the food was excellent and the staff were friendly. The service sadly was very slow and it took them ages to empty our table and bring more drinks.

Ordered tea and coffee - waitress was very grumpy when brought over. Ordered blt, burger and cranberry and Brie sandwich - waitress came over made an excuse asking if we wanted onion jam on burger as requested no onions. Finally after 45 minutes food came...

The cafe is split into three zones, Bakery, Takeaway and sit in. Staff were lovely, range of food from steak baguette to salad was excellent..

Lovely friendly cafe with helpful staff. We had cake and hot drinks and we all enjoyed our food. We had two children under 3 with us and we where made very welcome.

Thanks so much we had a lovely family meal and lovely food and cakes. Great services and look after really well.

Sat outside as we had lovely weather and ate our food and drinks but was refused access to the toilet as we had not sat inside! Was told to go to the public toilet. I find this to be ridiculous. Had I not purchased my...

Good decor, fair service, but a dried out scone and squirty cream from a can ………They can and should do better with the volume of trade they get.

The staff at this cafe are a bunch of absolutely fantastic people, we visited a week ago on the way to the Lake District on holiday and one of our party we were traveling with suffers from epilepsy and became really unwell in the cafe...

This was only a coffee and cake stop, but a very pleasant experience. Spotlessly clean, and reasonably priced