Wandle Pirates in Merton

Brilliant food served by brilliant people. Absolute top notch steak house experience. Elegantly informed by our brilliant server on all aspects of how to order , weights, amounts etc. superb attention to detail and considerations for tastes and allergies. Cannot recommend enough

We went to Wandle pirates for a birthday meal and they tried to add over £200 to the bill by charging £198 for two of the drinks and adding “miscellaneous” charges to our bill. I can’t believe that a restaurant would do something like this, avoid this place.

Fantastic spot. The food was great & the service friendly. I had the best beef carpaccio I have ever had. More of a meat lovers paradise although they did a range of seafood too. The best bit was the 100+ rums they had in stock. Made for a great evening , would def. go back.

Amazing meal. We love steak, have eaten at many steak restaurants locally and central and this is up there with the best. Amazing selection of quality steaks, really beautifully cooked. We have been in Colliers Wood for a number of years and can’t believe we haven’t eaten here before! We will definitely be back.

Some of the best steak we’ve had! Great service too - the people that work here are lovely and really care about you having a good time. Would 100% recommend.

Absolutely 10/10. Unique and fantastic restaurant in the area of Morden/ Colliers Wood. A real area gem. The owner is a fantastic and knowledgable man with some great facts about rum and steak. Great selection of steak, tapas, beer and wine! You must go!!

Absolutely incredible! I took my brother here as we're local and had wanted to go for a while. It did not disappoint - the steak was the best I've ever had and the 'surf' tapas were delicious. Great atmosphere and lovely staff - our waiter (I think he was called Igor, sorry if that's wrong!) really took the time to explain everything to us. Highly recommend the dark and stormy cocktail too!

Cracking place to go, food is perfectly cooked and you can taste the quality of the ingredients, staff are friendly and cant do enough for you, cocktails are amazing, cigars for an afters if you're that way inclined. You really do struggle to beat this place at the price point. Very very reasonable.

What a treat. Amazing tapas to start including the prawns, scallops, steak, meatballs, and bread, then 3 of us had the steak, one had the veal and the two grandkids, aged 6 and 2 had chicken nuggets and chips, which they loved. And lastly, dessert. I didn't think we would manage the last course but everything was so delicious we couldn't resist, churros, rum baba, and ice cream. All the food was of the highest quality, beautifully cooked, and absolutely delicious. The staff were spot on and on arrival, the chap who worked there, talked us through the menu...and rum selection, a very nice touch.

Honestly!!! I have not had better steak anywhere - London, Singapore, New York, anywhere! What an amazing find on a cold and wet Saturday night as a family with two very hungry teenage boys. Service is first class and you want for nothing and wait no time at all. The selection of rum was extensive to say the least and fairly priced. There is no doubt that they truly value their customers. There is no rush to finish and leave and their consideration for you to have a great time is amplified through everything they do. We can’t wait to go back again - very soon.

Wow!!! What an amazing evening we had. The tapas and steak were just awesome!!! A huge thankyou to the owner and the staff who gave us so much of their time and made our evening. Such a quirky restaurant with fabulous food and not forgetting the Rums!!! We will 100% returning.

The best restaurant I've been to, ever! Fantastic food, relaxed atmosphere, and such friendly, helpful staff. Can't to the area as a stop over for the L2B Charity bike ride. Will come again next year.

We went there because we are locals and boy that was an amazing find. Not only the selection of rums that are insane but the food was to die for. They have by far the best steaks for the price and real fresh seafood. You can taste it no doubt. Make a reservation tho, they get very busy and I have seen they turning people away if they don't have a booking... Luckily I live around the corner;)

Just visited for the first time and blown away. Brilliant menu, food and service. Loved it and will definitely be returning, highly recommended!

Really welcoming, quirky, not pushy, can ask any questions, accommodated us without a booking on a busy Saturday evening. Not the most expansive menu but decent variety. Every tapas dish we tried, 9 or 10, was top notch and full of flavour. Cater for veggies and vegans. Unbelievable selection of rums. Next time we're in town we'll be coming on board.

I’ve been here 3 times and it really is exceptional. It’s a tiny, local, authentic place to eat excellent food. The staff really care. The chef/s really know how to cook, and if you like rum the range is exceptional. I’ve just booked again for my anniversary. So far we have tried the Lamb, Calamari and steak all of which was so tasty and perfectly cooked. Even the fries are great. Can’t wait to see what the Tomahawk is like at our next booking.

Best steak in this country hands down. This quirky place won't let you down when it comes to quality of food and service and on top of that, what is that selection of rum that they have OMG there are rums there I genuinely did not even know existed. It is so worth a try! I am gonna be a regular.

Recently whilst in London at a conference we celebrated our wedding anniversary, my husband surprised me by booking a table at Wandle Pirates. What a find! A small and cosy little restaurant tucked away. Run by Brazilian Igor with his amazing Italian wife who is the chef and two charming waitresses, it was a joy to talk with them. Surf and turf tapas - we went for the calamari and the pork scratchings, good size portions and cooked to perfection for our starters. We followed that with one of each of the two steaks so we could try them both. I like my steak blue and it’s rarely how I receive it - this was just right and melted in the mouth. Perfectly seasoned and the sides of fresh coleslaw and corn on the cob were a treat. A good bottle of red wine completed the meal, sorry we didn’t have room for dessert! We shared our experience with friends at the conference who went on to book a group for the following night. Igor went out of his way to make this happen, and the group, of whom we were included-presented with challenges, but he was so gracious and all of the staff team worked so hard to produce excellent meals. Of which for 23 people at the same time was not easy - most had given a preorder but some hadn’t and the number increased on the night. We did have a dessert that time, the rum baba - delicious! Each person of our group said the food was amazing and I hope they add their reviews. Igor, thank you for being so accommodating and let me know if you think of coming up north, we’d be your best clients!

We’ve walked by the daft pirate-themed restaurant for several years and never even popped in. That was our error. We booked for a birthday and went all in with the seafood hotpot. It’s pricey and needed to be ordered a week ahead. What a great night. Fun atmosphere great staff (Argentinian I believe) reasonably priced wine and great chips! It was buzzing on a Saturday night though tucked away. We will do the tapas next time and have a good look at the cigar menu.

Service and food superb as always, we ordered 3 starters last night which included the prawns, calamari and the melted provolone with warm bread, all were delicious, followed by 2 steak mains one sirloin and one ribeye with fries and again amazing taste! We forgot...

I’ve booked the seafood fiesta with my friends and not only it was delicious but we had a lot of fun wearing the bibs and taking photos. The owner is very knowledgeable about Rums and he gave us a nice selection to try. Thinking of...

Stumbled across this place, what can I say but Wow, amazing, the best steak I've ever had, I love this place, felt so at home here, want to come back with friends and family. Service was so good also. A wonderful end to a stressful...

This is the single best steakhouse I have ever been to. Steakhouses are my favourite type of restaurant and I go out of my way to explore the best steakhouses in the places I visit, and of all the places I have been to, this...

Food was really good. One of our party has celiac and having a proper gluten free menu was a bonus. Steak was reasonably priced and superb quality. We had various tapas dishes. The octopus was the best we've had since we had it fresh off...

Omg why why why have I not eaten here before last night!!!! Could not fault a single thing, staff were amazing and so helpful I felt so comfortable all evening, I asked for recommendations after explaining what type of food and wine I liked and...

Ive decided to book this restaurant given their great reviews and was not disappointed! Their steak was delicious as well as the king prawns for starter. Highly recommend!

One of our favourite restaurants to visit regularly. Great food and drinks. Gorgeous and interesting surf and turf tapas with an ever changing menu. The bar staff create fabulous cocktails.

Went with my friends and we've try the lobster, but we couldn't resist to the steaks and I have to say: lobster, steak, tapas and rum, what a perfect combination. Can't wait to be back!!

A good place to hang out with friends or a date! The surf n turf food is absolutely amazing, good quality steaks and seafood.. My compliments to the kitchen staff!! They’re pet friendly, so u can bring your little buddy to enjoy the experience. The...

Such friendly staff. Very dog friendly. Delicious tapas. Tasty steak. Rum rum rum. The BEST rum sticky toffee pud (we ordered it twice it was so good). And very eclectic decor!

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We went to Merton Abbey Mills for a drink after a bike ride and saw they did meat and fish. My wife is pescatarian and I love steak so it was ideal. The fish is as good as the steak and the steak is outstanding....

We had visited before, but quite some time ago and had forgotten how nice it was. Easily got an outside table as a walk in on a Friday night. We had tapas to share, as a starter for husband and main for me, the calamari...

Went for dinner with my son. We couldn't have been given a warmer greeting. The service and attention received was outstanding. Fortune favoured us, because we had not pre ordered, yet someone had and then cancelled. This allowed is to have the tomahawk steak, which...