Total Jerk in Maidstone - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Do not order from here worst take away I’ve had worst chicken I’ve had wasn’t even jerk

Nice quality food. Flavour but not spicy. Portion size good.

The bbq and jerk chicken was very tasty. Plenty of food and the service was excellent, fery attentive. Will try the goat curry next time. Definitely be back.

I came in for lunch today with a friend of mine to Total Jerk The food was excellent as was the service I will be back again soon

What a little gem to find! Amazing food- best Jersey chicken I've had!

Total Jerk is excellent and is a wonderful find. Great variety tasting menu with exciting Caribbean food ! Everything is so tasty, you cannot restrain yourself from having all of the dishes! Highly recommended !

This is a review for the stall next to total jerk, I cant see it on maps...Not sure if they are connected in any way - the food is incredible, sauces and flavours are delicious, salt cod fish cakes are unreal and the people who work there are lovely!

Fabulously tasty food and friendly people. Great to see a vegetarian gluten free option - the curry was amazing. Will definitely be going back.

Great rice and peas, curry Goat and coleslaw. I will go there again😍😍😍😍

Great flavourful jerk on my visit! Friendly and genuine customer service too!

Simply stunning. What a great place and amazing food. The wife had Jerk chicken, rice and peas and coleslaw. Really good portion sizes, my wife was full but couldnt help forking more down. I had the goat curry, rice and coleslaw which was really tender and full of flavour. Also had the lamb patties and plaintains.....and am now truly stuffed but totally satisfied.

Lovely food. They had a selection of vegan options which was tasty.

Sadly not much to shout about, portion sizes not great and taste lacking.

I've been looking forward to this and it was lovely. I'll be going back for sure.

The jerk chicken here is amazing - I nake the effort to grab a meal here whenever I'm in town or seeing a film. And the lady who jointly runs it is quite cute ;)

Had tasty Goat curry with rice and peas and great coleslaw. The goat was tender, there was a good amount of food, I asked for extra chilli sauce as I like my curry to be hot.

Disappointing Bland watery goat and small portion of rice

Really amazing staff and incredible food, by far the best Jamaican food I’ve ever had in my life

Finally Caribean food in Maidstone. Then to be disappointed like I was. I want to go and show them how to make rice and peas it's not that difficult. brown stew chicken is meant to be flavourful not plain chicken in a watery gravy. I couldn't even finish my food it was that bad. Back to the drawing board on this 1

Had wings - highly recommend! Very friendly service would order from here again.

Really great food and really reasonably priced considering the large portion sizes. Service is always really fast and friendly! Definitely recommend.

Great place to eat, the staff are friendly and funny. Good tastes great!

Lovely staff very friendly, had the jerk chicken and it was amazing, best Caribbean food I’ve ever had!

Absolutely my new favourite place to eat! The chicken was perfect; spicy and tender and my partner loved the curried goat, again so tender it was dropping to bits and the odd bone made it all the more authentic. The staff were really friendly and will definitely be back for more. Thank you guys.

The food is excellent here, and very well priced, with great portion sizes!!

I am Jamaican and I honestly can't say this is authentic Jamaican food. I did not like it at all. Everything was just bland from the chicken to the rice. Rice was wet with bland gravy. However, you do get generous portions.

Quite disappointing, portion sizes are very generous but not authentic Caribbean food. Curry chicken was bland and dry, Jerk chicken had too much BBQ sauce it was overpowering so couldn’t taste no jerk seasoning. Coleslaw was dry and tasteless. Rice and pea was ok, the Mac and cheese was spot on but I could have made that at home.

Curry goat was super tender and mac n cheese was the best I've had!