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Nº 2037 in 3395 in Cornwall, Isles of Scilly

Nº 555 of 983 British in Cornwall, Isles of Scilly

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Very nice old pub with friendly staff. Varied menu with several gluten free options. We had dinner here twice during our stay and were all very pleased. Some dishes are also available in smaller portions.

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Martin Kreißl . 2024-09-02

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The food in this place is outstanding for a local village pub. Steak Ciabatta with peppercorn sauce was the perfect lunch. If you live on the Roseland or just passing through you have to give this place a visit

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Kate Tulloch . 2024-08-20

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Staff were brilliant, really welcoming and lovely. Food is delicious and really generous potrtions. The whole place has a lovely atmosphere.

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Bex D . 2024-08-10

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Nice atmosphere, friendly staff, and a delicious curry!

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Lieve Rams . 2024-08-06

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We visited this pub for the second time this year when we have stayed in St Mawes . Both times it has been warm and welcoming and the food has been exceptional . The value for money is also exceptional . Tonight there was a selection of tagliatelle’s on the menu . I had seafood and my daughter had wild mushroom. They were superb . The pudding looked gorgeous too, although I only had room for a sorbet . One hundred per cent recommend this place .

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April B . 2024-08-06

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I have not had the pleasure of enjoying the Kings Arms but after looking at all the wonderful reviews and comments can’t wait to call in for a couple of pints of tribute and some proper pub food when next in Cornwall 🥳🥳🍤🍤🍺🍺🤩🤩

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Nick Port . 2024-08-04

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Might be the only show in town but an excellent meal. Fish & Chips plus a house special. Friendly service along with a very decent pint of Guinness and apparently the wine was top class too. Good old fashioned country pub. 🤝

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Luis Melville . 2024-08-02

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Excellent food, reasonably priced and very friendly helpful staff. I have eaten here a few times now and have always had a great experience whether it be a work do or just a catch up with friends, I would highly recommend

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Jade T . 2024-08-02

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We popped in for lunch and has a lovely meal the service was good plus a nice atmosphere 👌

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Ron White . 2024-07-30

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The Kings Arms excels in both service and quality. The staff are efficient and friendly, always providing professional and prompt service. The facilities are immaculate, ensuring a pleasant dining experience. The menu offers a variety of traditional pub dishes, all prepared with evident care and skill. their lasagna, which is exceptionally good, and the fish and chips, arguably the best we've ever had—cooked to absolute perfection. The atmosphere of The Kings Arms is another highlight. It is incredibly cosy, creating a welcoming and comfortable environment that is perfect for any occasion. Despite the high quality of food and service, the prices remain reasonable, offering excellent value for money. Overall, The Kings Arms is a standout pub that combines great food, a warm atmosphere, and stellar service. It comes highly recommended for anyone looking to enjoy traditional pub fare in a friendly and professional setting.

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GP Traveller . 2024-07-07

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We came here a few times on a 2 week stay In Tregony. Highly recommend this place, Food is amazing and cooked to perfection Every time . Very friendly and welcoming Bar and restaurant staff . Loved it! Sue and Kevin Osborne Maidstone , Kent

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Kev55144 . 2024-07-06

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The food is always first class here and well priced too compared with what other establishments are charging nowadays. The service is friendly, efficient, and helpful, and the surroundings are pleasant and comfortable. This is one of our favourite places to dine.

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Stephen Sheffield . 2024-06-13

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Fantastic food, warm and friendly service. Thoroughly recommend a visit.

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Jo F . 2024-06-11

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Absolutely outstanding meal tonight. Mains, desserts, drinks, service… not one weak link. Thanks so much.

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Chris Gray . 2024-06-07

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Lovely traditional pub- different areas to sit depending on your mood, nice garden, great home cooked food & friendly service - what’s not to like 👌

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Katy Kilbride . 2024-05-23

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We enjoyed a really lovely carvery on Sunday, the food was fresh, hot and of good quality, an excellent lunch. The pub was very busy but had lots of staff that kept things running smoothly and quickly. We will be making it one of 'our go to' destinations. Well done to all the very courteous staff.

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Judy Sheffield . 2024-05-21

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Lovely place to pop in for a quick light lunch in the beer garden..

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Martin Stacey . 2024-05-20

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During a family holiday (14 of us) we had two excellent evening dinners here, the food and service was fantastic. Considering the size of our party the food was served very hot and appealing. Highly recommended.

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KEVIN T . 2024-05-02

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Fantastic food, the fish was fresh and the batter lovely and crispy, the salad was great too. A really lovely choice of desserts and all the ones we had were delicious! The service was friendly and attentive, we'll be back!!

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Claire . 2024-05-01

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Friendly staff, excellent food in comfortable surroundings. Has its own carpark. Well worth a visit. Whether visiting at Christmas, Easter or mid summer we have always been pleased with the experience.

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Pat A . 2024-05-01

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Had a quick lunch here. Very nice scampi. Great traditional village pub. Don’t drink and drive, you’ll never get out the car park!

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Simon Karande . 2024-04-24

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Always a warm welcome from Darren, Kay and the team. Excellent, freshly prepared and cooked food. If you want a pub Sunday lunch this is probably the best on the Roseland.

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Ray Grimes . 2024-04-21

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Just called in as we passed through. Lovely food and the young man who served us was so good.

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Steve Garrill . 2024-04-11

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Lovely cosy village pub, great food and friendly staff

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Steve Kimber . 2024-04-04

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Our local pub, stopped in for lunch today and had the delicious lasagne. Staff were friendly and welcoming

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Nick . 2024-03-23

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Met up with friends here and had a great meal and a great evening .The staff were very attentive and friendly The food was excellent .I'm coeliac and had a good few courses to choose from . Worth a visit

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Carol Honey . 2024-03-13

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This was a lovely find. A real treasure of a pub. We wanted somewhere to eat at a reasonable price with a good selection on the menu and the Kings Arms was perfect. Great choice of pub food with some extra special specials. Choice of small or large made it ideal for taking older kids who didn’t want the children’s menu but couldn’t eat an adult sized meal. Good value prices too.

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April B . 2024-03-03

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We went to the King's arms on Saturday night. Me my wife and her elderly mum. We was welcomed with a smile and shown to our table. Two of us had the squid salad starter and my wife had chilli garlic praws with bread board it was all beautiful well preand full of wonderful flavours. For mains we had probably the best fish and chips ive ever tasted.the fish was freash tasting and the batter was amazing could tell it wasn't frozen. So you can keep your rick steins. This is better by a mile and alot kinder on the wallet. Finished off with cornish ice cream. So thanks to the chef 👨‍🍳 and very attentertive staff this is my go to place. Many thanks paul b

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Paul B . 2024-02-25

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The food quality never disappoints. Our favourite go to and recommend to others

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Pauline Whitaker . 2024-01-25

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Our first visit to this pub and yet we only live in St Austell. The food was lovely, the staff were friendly and the atmosphere was so welcoming. We will definitely be back.

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Amy Lovegrove . 2024-01-17

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We had the extended family (12 people) to celebrate my husband's 60th birthday at the Kings Arm. Darren and his team decorated a private room for us and I requested a dark chocolate and whiskey for the occasion. It was a warm, cosy and intimate setting for all of us on a cold winter night. The food was fresh and delicious. The dark chocolate and whiskey cake as a great hit for everyone! A great local pub in Tregony.

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li li long . 2024-01-16

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Fabulous. Great food . Fabulous service. Christmas dec looked amazing. Great value for money and a great night out . Thank you

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JJ M . 2024-01-06

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Excellent food and great service. Always reliable and great atmosphere. Staff are always friendly and welcoming.

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Steven F . 2023-12-20

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I would recommend anyone visiting the area to have a meal at this pub. The food is the best I have had in a long time. It was all hot and was served on a hot plate, something that some places seem to forget. The owners/staff were very friendly and didn’t rush us through our meal. A very pleasant evening. Thank you.

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I3127GKianw . 2023-11-19

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Love this place. The food is homemade and always great quality they have an excellent chef. Great size portions. Friendly and knowledgeable staff. For locals and tourists alike you need to try this place. P.s make sure you book as they are always busy.

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Kate Edwards-Tulloch . 2023-10-27

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Would recommend booking as unfortunately they were full, but lovely welcome and recommendation of others in area where we could eat with dog's.

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julie fleat . 2023-10-20

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Fantastic as always, highly recommended

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Darrel Pascoe . 2023-10-01

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We had the lasagne and it was amazing. Home made, very generous portion, great service 👍

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Thomas Hind-Valentine . 2023-09-27

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Tuesday 22 August 2023, my husband and I after visiting a nearby garden we drove to ‘The Kings Arms’ public house in Tregony, which once was an old coaching inn back in the 18th century when Tregony was a thriving harbour port before the river silted up and became no longer navigable. We had booked a table here at 7.00pm, and we were served to a wonderful meal. We did not bother with starters, as we were saving ourselves for the main course and dessert. My husband and I for our main course had baked hake with a seafood risotto, which said delicious. We washed all this lovely food down with two pints of ‘Proper Job’ St Austell bitter for my husband, and I had a pint of ‘Rattler’ Cornish cider. We both had the banana waffle with caramel ice cream and toffee sauce for our dessert, which was really scrummy and the perfect finish to our meal. We did not bother with any coffee or tea afterwards as we were both well fed and contented. We have been coming here for many years and it is always a pleasure to return and Kim the landlady is wonderful.

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Carol B . 2023-09-27

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Had a lovely meal here, really good service, very friendly! Will be visiting again soon hopefully!

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Judy Barrett . 2023-09-19

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Excellent pub in a very nice village.

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Henry Pearson . 2023-09-10

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Lovely evening. Super friendly staff Lovely food, managed to squeeze us in as we arrived early but I would definitely recommend booking to avoid disappointment.

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Happybunny38 . 2023-09-05

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Excellent service, really tasty food, hope to pop in again when we are passing through

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Chris Jelbert . 2023-09-03

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A last minute decision to book a table for our evening meal, but despite it being a late booking the staff were able to fit us in. The decor is lovely, and worth reading the framed posters within the bar about the old inn rules. The menu was great and the specials are well worth a look. As a family of four, with two teenage boys, we ordered a cheese and bacon burger, steak and ale pie and two chicken curries off the specials menu (photos attached). Unfortunately due to the sale of a number of chicken curries that day, there was only enough for one portion, so I swapped one to a vegetable curry, and I was so glad that I did, it was extremely nice. We followed our mains with desserts. The waffles with fruit and ice cream and the fruit crumble - both more than worth it if you have the room! We interacted with a number of staff, and each and everyone one of them were polite and welcoming. We have enjoyed our visit that much we are planning on visiting again before we leave. And will certainly be returning when we are back down on holiday.

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Hannah C . 2023-08-31

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Great choice of pub grub. Piping hot and good servings. Friendly staff. Would definitely recommend

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John Ewins . 2023-08-22

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It’s shut!!!! I do have to apologise to Kings Arms as I was reviewing the wrong pub 😔 I thought I was writing about the Kings Head 3 miles from Tregony which is shut (permanently I think even though there is a sign post directing you) So again huge apologies for my mix up.

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Liz Vaughan . 2023-08-18

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Ein Pub wie aus dem Bilderbuch. Sehr gemütlich.

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Lutz-Peter Schöne . 2023-08-14

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I can’t rate this pub enough. We called at short notice for a family of 6. The food was completely amazing and service 5 star. A must if you visit the Roseland.

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Nicola H . 2023-08-13

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Just had a beautiful Sunday roast lamb dinner with all of the trimmings including Yorkshire pud, red cabbage, leeks in cheese sauce, roast parsnips, roast potatoes and more! Staff were very friendly and attentive. Would definitely recommend.

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Rachel Cox . 2023-08-13

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I can’t rate this pub enough. We called at short notice for a family of 6. The food was completely amazing and service 5 star. A must if you visit the Roseland

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Nicola Honey . 2023-08-13

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What an amazing find, a little gem. Just turned off the main road and stopped at the first place we found - and very glad we did. It was quiet (being right at the end of lunch service) and the staff were friendly and helpful. Good honest food (best batter on a pub fish and chips we've had in years) and reasonably priced. WARNING though... The banana waffle dessert is enormous! 😀

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Andy Dawson . 2023-08-08

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Lovely pub very nice staff, yummy food

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Karen Hobson . 2023-08-03

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Best Sunday lunch I've ever had in Cornwall. Deserts were wonderful too.

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John Leary . 2023-07-25

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Was our first time at the kings arms for Sunday lunch,the service was amazing and the staff were very friendly we booked to go back in 2 weeks when come back to our holiday caravan

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peter berresford . 2023-07-23

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Excellent meal... recommend the chicken curry.

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Amanda Martin . 2023-07-18

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Really great evening. Traditional style pub. Nice atmosphere. Very friendly welcome on arrival from all staff. St Austell ales on tap. Good choice of food with allergies also accommodated. I liked the small appetite/ regular portion options and there is also a kids menu. Really tasty and good sized portions. Good range of options - meat, fish, vegetarian & vegan. Great selection of desserts. Great service from several staff members. Highly recommended, would definitely go back often if I lived closer. Lovely chat from owner as we left as well. They clearly value their customers.

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helencreber . 2023-07-18

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Popped in on the off chance it was good....and it was , I am visiting truro from the Midlands and have never been here before. Food was fantastic, staff and locals super friendly...and the atmosphere was warm and welcoming

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Bev Watson . 2023-07-12

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The best Sunday Roast in Cornwall, possibly even the UK.

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Lindsay Scott . 2023-07-10

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We stopped by on our way home for some food and were greeted by friendly staff and Irish folk music. The homecooked vegetable curry and fish and chips were delicious, and the atmosphere in the garden and pub was warm and relaxing. We'll definitely be back. Apologies there's no pictures of the food we we were too hungry to wait.

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James Culley . 2023-07-02

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Sunday lunch was great could not fault it.

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Marshall England . 2023-06-25

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Looked lovely but unfortunately it wasn't open at 5.30 pm on a Saturday when we called.

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Andy Moore . 2023-06-25

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We live in St Austell and had dinner here last week as friends were on holiday in the village. Great pub food, & the staff were great. We would happily come again!

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rufftuffcookie . 2023-06-08

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What a great pub in the lovely village of Tregony. We were staying in a holiday let in the village and visited many times over the course of a week. The bar staff are exceptional and the food and table service are 1st class. I cannot recommend this place highly enough. A must visit venue if you are ever in the area.

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John H . 2023-05-30

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An excellent pub in the rural Cornish village of Tregony. Friendly staff and excellent food. The Sunday lunch is highly recommended but booking in advance is advised as it will be busy.

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John Harris . 2023-05-29

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Cracking village pub with a lovely, friendly feel and great food, the fish and chips lived up to its reputation.

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Ian Hutchings (Hutch) . 2023-05-27

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Lovely food and very friendly staff.

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Sue Hutchings . 2023-05-24

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Had Sunday lunch here today. As always the food was very well cooked and presented . There was an excellent selection of vegetables. We both had the small meal for £10 each which is great value. The staff were polite and helpful. You do need...

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lizl486 . 2023-04-16

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We ate here as a family as we are staying in the local area on holiday. It’s a lovely pub and we all throughly enjoyed our meals. The scampi was delicious and my Son declared his pudding was the “best dessert he’s ever had”! Would...

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Rjw332 . 2023-04-05

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Lovely staff and excellent food :)

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Lorraine Bennett . 2023-03-12

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Beautiful pub. Basic food that was probably a little overpriced. Really disappointed with a couple of dishes that came out and it took 40mins for the food to arrive. Overall it was okay, but certainly won't be rushing back. Edit... Reply to your response. I did politely let the bar lady know at the time, to be honest she was quite rude about it and didn't offer a solution. She just said that's how it's served !!

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Andy Trev . 2023-03-05

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A lovely old pub with a roaring fire.

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Helen Read . 2023-02-28

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Have been to the Kings arms many times always friendly good beer and the food is allways very good, the best Fish and Chips around worth the drive from Truro

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Garry Wood . 2023-02-22

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Friendly, accomodating and lovely sandwiches with hand pulled beer in great condition. A landlord who knows how to keep a cellar and a couple who know how to make visitors welcome

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Mark Moffett . 2023-02-12

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Beautiful atmosphere and delicious hearty food! Definitely recommend if you've not been it's lovely ! P.s open fire in bar side

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Sam Tenney . 2023-01-13

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We were based in Newquay but was more than happy to travel to eat at this pub. Beautiful food and friendly staff.

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Barbara Skett . 2023-01-08

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Popped in during a stay locally. Received a warm welcome despite the staff being busy with a number of pre booked Christmas party events. Menu was varied and well priced. Food was excellent, tasty, piping hot and well presented. Pub looked very festive with its...

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JULIA M . 2022-12-08

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Friendly pub, Okay food that's a little overpriced.

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Metta UK . 2022-11-19

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Proper pub, good atmosphere, excellent staff, good value well cooked food

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Matthew Stead . 2022-11-14

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First time visit to this local pub and we were very impressed. Hot tasty food with superb friendly service from the staff throughout the evening. Nice warm fire in the lounge and comfortable atmosphere. The beer was excellent, the best pint of Tribute my husband...

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Julie V . 2022-11-05

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Really good choice of meals. Friendly staff.

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Jacqueline Clarke . 2022-10-28

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I am loathe rate this place too highly as it is such a gem I would rather keep it to myself! We've eaten there 3 times now Each time the staff were cheerful and really helpful. The food is wonderful and varied and not up it's own a#se. Many of the tasty and nicely presented dishes can be chosen as smaller portions if . wanted.By the in way cheesecake is to die for.

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Nicholas Tresidder . 2022-10-22

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Great evening dining with good friends

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M Mouse . 2022-10-14

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Amazing food and fast service from friendly staff!! You should all be very proud of all your hard work! We have found our new localish pub with grub!

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Jo Scammells . 2022-10-08

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Best pub, most friendly staff and amazing food and drink. Brilliant atmosphere!

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Will Gray . 2022-09-04

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It’s never fun dining alone when away with business but I was made to feel very welcome. I went with a special and I was not disappointed. I would definitely visit again if In the area !

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Webb-Family . 2022-08-31

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Amazing little Traditional pub/inn, amazing service, friendly staff, banging food. Hot and flavoursome, husband eaten in many pubs having steak and this is by far the best steak he has had so far. Cooked to perfection. Would Defiantly recommend and be back.

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Z4758SVleanner . 2022-08-28

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Lovely staff..made us feel welcome. Decided to have a meal..wild mushroom stroganoff...absolutely delicious.

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Carol-Ann May Finch . 2022-08-27

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A very pleasant evening, with welcoming staff. The ambiance of the surroundings was heightened by the garden. The menu catered for all tastes and appetites and did not disappoint our family group, especially the choice of fish salad.

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Brian Mitchell . 2022-08-23

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This is probably the best local pub in Cornwall, very friendly staff, excellent service, food to die for, a great place to eat drink and be merry. Make it a ‘must visit’ when you are in this part of the southwest.

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Andrew H . 2022-08-16

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We called in when passing whilst on holiday for dinner, friendly welcome, nice selection of food and drinks! Food was delicious! Very hot day so we sat inside in the cool, very clean and tidy.

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Dave B . 2022-08-13

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We visited this pub on two occasions as a family of 4 whilst we stayed in Tregony. The menu choice, friendliness and speed of service as well as the food was the best we have had in a long time. The portion sizes and prices...

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fwurzle . 2022-08-12

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Overall great pub. Really friendly and great staff the place is also dog friendly inside and out. Service is fast with for both food and drinks, the food is also really good, with plenty of options for everyone, including vegetarian options.

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Jake . 2022-07-28

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Excellent, friendly service. Really good food and dog friendly. We went several times through our week. Thank you so much to you all

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Orson Wells . 2022-07-26

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Excellent is the only word to describe the food. My brother said the honeycombe and fudge sundae was the best dessert he had eaten for years. He gave it 100 out of 100!

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298desm . 2022-07-23

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Wonderful meal friendly service

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Tom Farrell . 2022-07-09

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Great food sensibly priced, delightful service. Go today.

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Graham Rose . 2022-07-08

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Lovely little village pub, dog friendly.

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Michelle Jamieson . 2022-07-07

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Very friendly service Excellent food,would go again .

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Paul Molyneux . 2022-07-01

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Cracking little village pub with great food ,just what you'd imagine a cornish pub would be .Definitely be back again 😊👍

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Alan Gilroy . 2022-06-29

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Visited for a leaving party with colleagues. Staff welcoming and attentive. Lots of drinks to choose from, the food tasted amazing and generous portions. Beautiful pub. Thank you for a fab evening.

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57ciaram . 2022-06-18

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