Teles Patisserie in South Norfolk

This is a one-off. Cosy, eclectic cafe tucked away down a long lane on a working farm. Good coffee and fabulous pastries, unlike anything you'll find in a normal café in this country.

Rustic gem, delicious homemade pastries

Very pleasant for coffee on a sunny day

First time visiting, wonderful location, superb food and lovely friendly staff. Couldn’t be more helpful. Will be going back.

As always, a warm welcome, excellent food & drinks. Can't fault anything!

Great little place. Amazing pastries, super coffee. Really glad to have found it!

We have been visiting Teles Patisserie for a number of years, and have always been delighted with the meals, coffee and cakes. The Portuguese coffee either as a Americano or Latte is special. There is always an opportunity to try Portuguese food that is freshly prepared for you, and well worth waiting for. Ana & Joaquim will welcome you with a warm smile and greeting, happily explaining what is on offer.

5 for pastries, 1 for coffee. Told I was the first person ever to dislike it - that’s us English I suppose - as I watched the watery sadness filling espresso cups from the under-ground/under-tamped puck. It astonishes me that professionals aren’t even dialling in the machines at the start of the day. Undrinkable.

What a find! Was in the the area walking, and used Google maps to find the closest cafe. Google maps told us the wrong way in but we found it eventually! What a treat! Beautiful tarts and pastries, coffee and teas in a stunning location. You can eat in or outside, dog friendly and plenty of room. Will definitely be back!

An unexpected find, open on boxing day! Excellent cakes, good coffee and dog friendly. Great place to stop when out walking.

We love this small place:) we plan to visit on regular basis. So far we have been twice; coffee was superb and desserts to die for:)

A very unusual find, a great patisserie bakery in the middle of a farmyard.

What a surprising treat to find on the Wherryman's Way! Coffee and pastel de nata to keep me going for the afternoon. Unless I'm mistaken though, I think Google Maps is pointing to a different building? It's to the left of the farm track as you go in, not right. (Pedestrian entrance slightly further east is more obvious).

A great picturesque cafe with the most amazing food that you would hope to find in France. I will definitely be going back

Hidden gem, google maps may take you down the wrong way so be aware , but the cakes are amazing the fruit tarts gorgeous and made on site and a cracking cup of coffee👌

An absolute gem. Hidden away but once you've found it, you will return ❤️

Visited this little gem TELES PATISSERIE as Martin had biked past and felt it an odd location to have a cafe, must be worth a visit; how right he was. We had a cup of tea and truly delicious tart, one of the best desserts I’ve ever had in a cafe, it’s restaurant standard without a doubt. The setting is unique and rustic the welcome from the host warm and welcoming a wonderful find will definitely be back..

Super place off the beaten track. Beautiful cakes made by a well crafted chef with 30 years experience. The Portuguese custard tart was perfect. Good coffee. Went back for lunch the next day 🙂

Absolutely love this hidden gem, we had a Portuguese breakfast platter and it was so delicious and the coffee is superb too highly recommend a visit if you are in the area

We wanted to visit today but as it was raining we were in the car and could not find how to get to you or park the car can anyone tell us where we would park a car to get to enjoy a coffee as we previously have walked from Coldham Hall.

A very special Portugese patisserie, accompanied by lovely knowledgeable owners who exude passion for their delicacies..take your time to enjoy, not a place to rush.

We had the seafood summer salad today with coffee and cake for desert, it was lovely. Staff were brilliant and made us feel so welcome. We have been a number of times and always enjoy the food. Strongly recommend.

Wow what a find . Loved it . Brilliant service and food was amazing .

I had soup and cake coffee deal value for money! which was tasty(the soup) and a cute chocolate patisserie (yummy). The setting a rustic farmyard the service good. Only crit is outside sitting tables are scruffy and could do with makeover.

Nice little place to sit when it's sunny and warm. I had almond croissant which was slightly overdone but the flavour was good. The toasties were delicious and the tarts and cakes looked lovely. Nice atmosphere and service with lovely dogs. The directions were abit hard to see how to park at the place.

I love this place and even though I've got a restricted diet they always manage to make me something delicious.

Lovely little patisserie off the track. Fresh cakes and tea went down a treat . Husband and wife working there were very pleasant and lovely.

As the cafe is on a working farm, I went to see the calves, very cute and extremely friendly, a lady from the cafe came out to tell me off, she was pointing and straightening a sign that was behind a bush, the sign said nothing about the cows, she then came out later and tried to explain that the calves were scared, I tried to talk to her but she walked off. 10 mins later a couple and their child who she obviously knew came to the cafe and also went to see and stroke the calves..... Nothing was said. Whilst the pastries looked nice the lady who served us certainly wasn't. So super friendly to some (potentially local customers) so very rude to myself and my husband. Mediocre toast, one tea and one coffee over £20. As we stood to leave a dog started licking our plates and ate the leftovers.... Lovely!

Tucked out of the way amongst the farm buildings you might miss this little gem. Expertly made fresh treats await here in a conduit setting. Perfect after one of the local walks

Difficult to find for the 1st time Drove around where we thought it was and the lack of signage made this a challenge Once found, lovely little cafe with a tight fit inside - not sure those in a wheelchair would find a way in. That aside, nice welcome, lovely food and generally worth the visit.

This place is really worth going out of your way to visit, the cakes they make are perfect

It was lovely to visit Teles Patisserie again and be welcomed back despite some time away. The current winter warmer offer is great value for money. The soup is always delicious! I wish we lived nearer - we would be in daily.

Lovely little place for a pastry in the country well worth the drive out

Great people great food unexpected find in the middle of nowhere

I went here with my brother and his wife who live in Surlingham. What a lovely place great coffee and great bakes made there. Really interesting Portuguese bakes too. Lovely

A charming little cafe with plenty of seating inside and out. Ideal for cyclists 🚴🏻‍♂️. A real European feel.

Excellent cafe with a Portuguese vibe. Nestled away down a country lane, this place is a hit of a hidden diamond. We had the toasted sandwiches, some excellent coffee and hot chocolate and some top rate cake. We’ll be back for the Franceshina and migas! Would recommend a walk around Rockland Broad to build an appetite.

An off the beaten track gem of a coffee shop & patisserie. Highly recommended

Wonderful food. Fantastic people who work their socks off to keep up standards and produce great food. X

Best coffee in Norfolk. Pastries to die for.

A hidden gem on the walk from Rockland to Surlingham near Wheatfen Nature Reserve. Fabulous patisserie in a very rural setting. Lovely.

What a find! We came for lunch, and the toasties are the best I've had. Delicious bread and quality fillings. Beautifully presented and good value. We then couldn't resist the patisserie (although full!) We had the mixed berries tart and the pear and apple tart. A classic and a novel one, both delicious! Then fresh pastel de nata came out, and we had to have one! Friendly service and lots of coffee choices. We loved our time sitting in the sunshine in the surroundings of the farm. There is a nice farm shop here too. We will be back :)

Fantastic friendly cafe, visited twice recently with my cycling club. Food and coffee always excellent. The patisserie offerings left me spoilt for choice and their celebration cakes are simply divine. Lovely rural spot in a farm yard setting.

Delightful cakes, but service is a tad slow. That being said, the wait was worth it. Devine filled croissant.

I've been to Tele's in all seasons now and love it. It's such a beautiful tucked away patisserie with authentic and creative Portuguese food and lovely coffee. The couple who run the patisserie are very friendly and professional. There are farm dogs to keep you entertained, seating indoors and out and a wonderful cosy atmosphere.

Delicious cakes and superb coffee at this hidden gem. We shall return before our holidays end.

Beautiful hand crafted cakes, of you see the sign as you pass, turn off and check it out

Wow this place is really something special. Cakes are out of this world Off the beaten track but really make the effort to visit

Fantastic little patisserie tucked away in a farm great cakes and pastries

Nice cafe to have a cake or sandwich. The toilet lets the place down

Disappointed with food paid £9.50 for some hotdogs, 1 scrambled egg on a dry panini with half a plate of salad, drenched in olive oil. Was very quiet when we went so didn't wait long and coffee was nice but got the tiniest cup and was only 3/4 full. Also kept hearing alot of sniffing coming from kitchen which didn't make us comfortable. We had heard it was nice and the cakes looked beautiful but unfortunately we won't be returning.

Lovely place to visit and have some Portuguese food 😋

We took a dog walk from Rockland and was pleased to find the cafe open. We arrived around 3.30pm, there was not much in the cabinet to tempt us so we only had a latte. The sun was shining so we sat outside. Although the Easter holidays it was very quiet with only one other customer which is a shame. I do find the location a little out of the way with no passing trade, let's hope the business can maintain itself, it's a little gem in a quiet village.

A great find in middle of countryside. Lovely spot on farm and inside and outside seating. The staff friendly and helpfull and the display of food a real spectacle. Lovely spot to have a snack, brunch, breakfast or afternoon tea and good value and quality. Lots of nice walks around too. Will be back.

Good service and pleasant atmosphere. Good coffee

Lovely pastry treats. An excellent cycling stop.

Amazing tastes and fantastic cakes. If you want something different this is the place for you. Nothing here is standard, nothing here is average everything is prepared with love and care. Of all the places we go to this is the best!

Amazing Portuguese pastries and tasty coffee. Pretty outside seating.

Lovely surroundings, fantastic service and the pastries are amazing. A really lovely place to go for good food and drink, secluded away. The Covid policies are fantastic, face coverings to be worn and one person in at a time with alcohol gel available. I felt extremely safe and well looked after. Great to see such things in place. As a health professional seeing the worst of covid this is so reassuring to see. Mack the dog was also a stand out, a friendly Labrador with his ball that just loves greeting guests outside the patisserie. I will definitely be returning and will bring my dogs next time to meet Mack and enjoy such lovely surroundings. 5 star!! Thank you

Very good service, cakes and coffee.

Visited Teles Patisserie for the first time this morning and cannot fault it! Friendly and attentive service with a very clean and welcoming environment. I had a delicious Portuguese breakfast which I would highly recommend! This will definitely be one of my regular places to visit now!

Been a couple of times, and they do lovely cakes and other options. Love that they have so many Portuguese options as it makes them unique :)

Today was the second time I visited Teles Patisserie. The first time I went the service from the lady who appears to be the owners wife, was frosty and rude. I felt as though I was inconveniencing her by being there. Today I passed by with some friends and we decided to drop in and buy some coffee and cakes to take away. Her tone was just as rude. We ordered our coffees and cake to go, she said she would bring them out. We just sat ourselves at an empty table whilst we waited. When she came out with our order she laid into us about how we can't just sit where we want especially as we ordered our stuff to go, she said the tables were reserved (there were no other customers around so we weren't taking someones seat) and that she would have to disinfect them now because we sat there. She then proceeded to not only disinfect the table we waited at but all the others around it. I won't go back again, even though the cakes are good it isn't worth being treated like that. I don't recommend the place at all, they don't seem to want customers.

Amazing cakes and coffee which reminded of my various visits to the Northern Portugese villages in Duro Valley. Hidden treasure in Norfolk country side and the owners are very warm, geniune and honest.

We saw a post from Teles Pattiserie in a local FB group last week and it sounded like a fantastic place. The food and cakes sounded delicious from the website and there were tonnes of great reviews online so we were excited about going for lunch today. When we arrived it was only after midday and there was only one other table of 2 – we asked if we could see a menu (as there wasn’t anything outside) to which the lady behind the counter frostily replied there wasn’t any. There were a few cakes out and she said that’s all there was available. We asked if they were serving any other food as there was no mention of menu restrictions on the website or their posting on FB – she reluctantly told us 2 select menu items were available and went through them like you would with specials on a menu. None of them sounded particularly exciting or like their normal menu but we chose a couple of chicken baguette type things. She didn’t seem too impressed that we wanted to order something that wasn’t cakes and we were made to feel like we were inconveniencing her just being there. The seat we were given was in an area that was infested by wasps (to be expected at this time of year) – this wouldn’t have been so bad if we weren’t waiting over 30 minutes. She came out to tell us the food was delayed because the chef was busy making cakes when she took our order and it would be another 10 minutes – I asked if it was possible to sit inside where we might get some peace from the wasps but she flat out said no, those seats had to be pre booked and there were wasps inside anyway. There was no willingness on her part to try and accommodate us and she really didn’t seem to care about our discomfort. At this stage we were feeling uncomfortable and not welcome so we asked to take our food to go. We got 2 x chicken baguettes and 2 x drinks and it came to £20.50 – when we opened the box the baguettes were actually half a baguette and the bread wasn’t cooked properly. The quality of the chicken was ok but it had very little flavour and tasted of raw garlic and little else. For this price I’d expect much more from a baguette that you had to wait over 40 minutes. You might expect to pay such prices in a café/ restaurant in Central London where the overheads are much higher….but this is barely a step up from a shed on a farm. I’m usually reluctant to leave any bad reviews for small businesses, especially in the current economic climate. If the service had been even remotely friendly and we were made to feel our custom was valued, I would have probably let it go. However, the combination of weird and borderline rude service and mediocre overpriced food has just tipped me over the edge. If you want decent Portugese food and to be treated well as a customer, you would be better going to Jorge’s in Norwich.

Fabulous cakes and friendly couple!!

It is the loveliest patisserie and well worth making a visit to see. Teles is a master patissiere and his pastries, breads and cakes are of the highest quality.

The best toasties and hot chocolate ever! And all the pastries and cakes are fabulous, especially the pastel de nata. The lovely Portuguese couple, Ana and Joaquim, who own the patisserie, work so hard to make this the busy, successful business that it is. Well worth going off the beaten track to visit.

The drinks were lovely, pastry custard and fruit tart amazing. There is a pool there that you can hire out. A small farm shop. This is down a rough lane but worth a visit.

Absolutely fantastic! Fast and really friendly service and the food really is the star of the show, definitely worth a visit!

Lovely little find. Pastries were amazing. Quaint decor inside and there is outside courtyard to sit in which is part of the farm. The cafe is run by a lovely couple who were very attentive. We're looking forward to visiting again to try the Portugese brunch

Absolutely lovely in every way! Wonderful cakes a pastries, comfortable and quirky layout, fantastic customer service. There is not a bad word to say about this place! The afternoon tea is not what you would traditionally expect so it's worth enquiring before you visit but it was definitely an experience I would recommend. Brilliant husband and wife team ensure every aspect is perfect