SMP Cookhouse in Shepway

Come down to Hythe on a regular basis, bringing my touring caravan down to the Romney Marsh. If I’m a bit early than the time I’m allowed on site I try to get in and have a drink and something to eat, but can never get on the caravan parking bay as selfish drivers park their cars and lorries on it, and generally in the middle so nobody with caravans can use it. Not big enough bay anyway. Only a small strip. Should signpost it more clearly CARAVANS ONLY.

It was the only restaurant open, so I ordered the Angus cheeseburger and fries , There was a short wait before I was given a bag with the food inside. It was less than £10 so I really wasn't expecting much. The burger was much smaller than it looked in the photo, with a few (10 or 12 )fries. The burger tasted like it may have had some smoked sauce flavour, it was like burnt cardboard. It was not even tepid, the Burger was cold, I threw it away. My very low expectations were exceeded, I have never been served such dreadful food anywhere. Buy a sandwich from the newsagents or the Starbucks next door.

Very rude staff who gets annoyed bc you asked for ice in your drink but they never have ice here (been before) So you get a tepid coke. Burger was cold and full of mayo actually gross . Think this the worst Burger King I have ever experienced. Also someone was waiting for their food and it seems it was stolen by someone else!!! Euro tunnel should shut them down. I think McDonald’s would be better.

Pizza was awfully cut, couldn’t take a slice of the pizza without tearing it off. pizza was pretty dry, not that much flavour to be tasted on each slice. the wedges were pretty good, so that carried weight, thus only being a bang average 4/10 rating.