Noble House in Bromley

Dreadful. The food is awful and I was sick the same evening.

Takeaway was okay but just okay. The squid seemed a bit tough and it was very very SALTY. Was up all night drinking water!

Absolutely disgusting , King Prawn balls as rock as a brick! Terrible food.

Will never use again Food stodgy and tasteless and threw 75% in the bin . Gave them a 2nd chance after an awful experience before Christmas but no more orders from me £25 wasted

Chop Suey and Chicken with cashew nuts terrible sweet meals that seems a desert. As main courses completely different from Chinese version. Please make Chinese food exactly what we should expect from Chinese restaurant. I love their chow mein, anyone, beef, king prawn, all very good.

Best Chinese restaurant in London

Our GO TO Chinese! Great food! Speedy delivery!

Harmful elements in the air Symbols crashing everywhere Reaps the fields of rice and reeds While the population feeds Junk floats on polluted water An old custom to sell your daughter Would you like number twenty-three? Leave your yens on the counter please [Chorus] Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Hong Kong Garden Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Hong Kong Garden Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Verse 2] Tourists swarm to see your face Confucius has a puzzling grace Disorientated you enter in Unleashing scent of wild jasmine Slanted eyes meet a new sunrise A race of bodies small in size Chicken Chow Mein and Chop Suey Hong Kong Garden Takeaway [Chorus] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Hong Kong Garden Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Overpriced and poor quality. Will not go here again.

Went to order food from menu, when I called back to query price, I was told website prices were 10 years out of date! Not good business

Really good value for money, food is tasty and quick service. Staff are always polite, my go to Chinese takeaway

Last min take away …. Fantastic staff, fabulous food, we will return

The food was so tasteless and the woman serving on the counter was extremely rude for no apparent reason - I won't be going back again

Foods are in standard portion, very fresh n delicious.. very convenient as provided Home Delivery service within 2-3 miles

Food is very fresh,used good quality ingredients n taste delicious..Glad to have this Takeaway in our community

Walked into Noble garden Then was immediately asked by a very rude lady What you want I replied I haven’t seen the menu yet She said have a look in a very rude tone I said to The lady behind the counter can I have a chicken chow mein Then I went to pay and she said to me cash only minimum £10 on a card Unfortunately I didn’t have any cash on me and my order was £5.50 and she laughed So I left and I won’t be using it again

Best chinese ever. Great service, friendly staff and delicious food!

Never been here but it has some history in the punk music scene thanks to Siouxsie and the Banshee's (Hong Kong Garden) song from the 70s. Harmful elements in the air Symbols clashing everywhere Reaps the fields of rice and reeds While the population feeds Junk floats on polluted water An old custom to sell your daughter Would you like number twenty three? Leave your yens on the counter please Ho-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh Hong Kong Garden Ho-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh Hong Kong Garden

Great food, rude lady she so rude why you come back?

Chicken was rubbery and beef worse. Never ordering again. Also the most RUDE receptionist ever. Will never give these guys another penny

I have been using this chinese for years and cant understand the bad reviews. The food is always hot and tastes amazing. It is miles above any other chinese nearby. The service is always quick and the staff are lovely- no complaints!

Amazing chinese... crazy people but the foods amazing. Best prawns I've had

The lady taking orders is so rude. Food not up to much. Hygiene rating poor. Delivery always late. Much better food and service elsewhere. Will never get my custom again.

The lady behind the counter is so rude and the food is much worse than the other local takeaways. It's gone right downhill since they took over many years ago

No Hygiene food ratings on display, wonder why? Cheeky minimum £10 card payment which is actually illegal. Food wasn't that good either, shame!

Nice food, quick service, good takeaway

We only go here as it's so close but after last night we won't be going again! 3 out of 4 of us are feeling sick this morning and had stomach pains through the night.....we all ate the dumplings and cucumber the other person didn't. Was not a good meal last night, tasted very from the freezer not fresh and the chicken and cashue nuts was disgusting....horrible red sweet gloopy with thick layer of grease on the top....yuk. spent almost £50 on birthday takeaway for 4 people....not happy! Shame, why does Chislehurst not have a better chinese takeaway?

Just called to order dinner to find that the minimum order is now £15! Blatantly trying to rip people off, will buy from one of many other Chinese takeaways in the area...all the standard food anyhow and nothing special they do in the way of menu choice.

Food quality seems to have gone down hill a bit recently added to the fact they seem to mess the orders up more and more lately, tonight sweet and sour prawn balls were replaced with a large pancake roll thing which we didn't find until we were home.

Very rude lady!! Food didnt taste good. Never going back again. ☹

Our go to take away. Good food at good prices. And they deliver! Can get very busy at the weekend.

I must say I never have had an issue with the food here and yeah they do hold a one star hygiene rating which is a worry and should look to improve but the food is plentiful and delicious. The woman who runs this place don't take any rubbish from customers and can be abrupt if challenged but can be placated with cash. You get good food for ok prices and if you keep small talk to a minimum can leave with a smile on your face.

Extremely rude staff. Refuse to ever again deliver food if you complain once about how long it took them to deliver.

Been going here weekly for years, great staff, great food, great place

So rude! People are so rude in there! & found a hair in noodles!!

DO not eat here had a dish and was sick due to this, terrible hygiene and was just dirty. Would just like to repeat I was violently sick multiply times from the squid. DO NOT GO HERE

Average food. Can be a long wait of a weekend evening, so pre-ordering advised

I ordered today, won ton soup, a quater of duck, both for my first course. The other dishes I placed into the oven to keep warm which were chicken chow mein and king prawn in oyster sauce. The first course was fine but when I open the container for the king prawn in oyster sauce it wasn't what I ordered. The dish sent was king prawn in spicy garlic sauce. When I phoned to complain a very rude lady told me to return what I had ordered and they would give me king prawn in oyster sauce. I must say I was completely gobsmacked that firstly they had sent out the wrong dish and secondly I was having to prove this by sending the wrong dish back. How sad they have now lost my business after being a loyal long customer, I still can't believe I had to prove I was telling the truth and for that aqusation I will never order there again.... Goodbye Noble House