Mirage 2 Diner in Bromley

Popped in for a meal on Saturday.We used to go here alot but had not been since before COVID.We were delighted to see that it is under the same management.The food was lovely as it always was.Staff friendly and welcoming.We will be going back more often now.

The driver was rude and never left the food, I still haven’t received it he ask me for the code and never turned up, I’m disabled and on benefits and can’t afford this type of situation to happen to me.

First time visiting and it certainly won’t be the last. Food was absolutely delicious, fresh and hot. Service was fantastic and very quick. We came here as a recommendation and now we highly recommend too. Thank you so much!

it's cold again four times now i ask for hot pudding only to get it cold idiots

Have been going here regularly for last few months, we bring our young children too, Lisa and Amber are excellent and always make dinner times with our children extra special with their help. Great food, Great value and the staff are always exceptional. Thank you!

VERY EXCELLENT 👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍 super excellent 👍👍👍👍👍

Great service great food at an affordable price

Love coming here for breakfast or lunch with friends and family.The food is always great especially the “hangover breakfast” and sandwiches . The staff are so accommodating and friendly. Will be coming back again soon.

Excellent breakfast, bacon slightly overdone but nothing major. Will definitely order again.

Nice cafe! But.... a bit hit and miss. Some hot foods are good, and some are very standard. Today we came in to share a dessert - The Mount Mirage dessert for 2. All of it was a bit lack lustre! couldn't taste the chocolate brownies, and no differentiation between the custard, cream and ice cream. Not enough chocolate sauce either. In short this place is ok if you are hungry, and the servers are nice.

Great little cafe. Staff were friendly, prices reasonable. Staff great with the kids. One order was incorrect but was rectified quickly.

Love this place. As are many establishments in Chislehurst this place is dog friendly and does a number of fantastic breakfasts. I love the lunches too, the steak and kidney pudding is really filling and my wife loves the fluffy jacket potatoes.

Food was served quick and hot loverly staff not pricey for a decent nice decor inside nice memorabilia on walls to make a nice atmosphere would def return again

Really friendly service. Efficient too. Wide range of "diner" food from all day breakfasts to burger & chips to Sunday Roast. Fresh Orange juice squeezed on demand. Toilets clean. Prices reasonable. Parking outside or in the nearby car park (pay by app). If you're on the large side you might find the booths for seating a little tight. Definitely popular when visited.

Great place to eat, friendly staff and the food is on point , definitely recommend

Excellent. From the welcoming to the end of your meal. Great customer service and food.

Older guy with grey hair took our order. He was very pleasant but disgustingly filthy. Food all down his clothes and filthy finger nails. Staff were pleasant but no way will we be going back there. Steer clear. Was hoping for much better things there! Think they need a hygiene visit!!

Lovely clean place good selection of food from burgers to pie veg with choice of potatoes to steak. food was tasty. Laid out like an American diner inside.

Ordered a burger here on Sunday Feb 11, the burger wasnt fully cooked I’m sitting in a triage center puking my guts out sick as a dog. Please learn how to cook a burger, buyer beware.

Always a great breakfast and was marginally more expensive than McDonald's. Salt beef was incredible! Portion size bang on. Pancakes where the best.

Didn't actually go here. Just walked past

Love the place and owners as been going since kids to the chain, nostalgia and all

Love the American Diner atmosphere with neon trinkets and music videos on TV. Amazing opening hours and top notch food - especially desserts.

Food and coffee was horrible. Avoid

Unfortunately 3 times we've ordered a halloumi wrap and it's come with chicken. It says either or. Please update to just be a chicken and halloumi wrap or please check more carefully. I enjoy ordering from here, but this is frustrating.

Had to walk out and leave the food, couldn’t eat it. The brick lane bagel is definitely mis sold, nothing like one, was like minced beef that come out cold, got sent back but was just microwaved and sent back. Then it was dry and inedible. Kids smiley faces were Peppa pig faces, not an issue except they were a dirty brown colour where they had been fried dirty oil, absolutely disgusting. Hash browns were the same, only nice thing was the toast. Staff were friendly but food was disgusting. Won’t be going there again.

Missed the drink from the order but lovely cottage pie

One of our favourite places to go. Really good food and excellent value for money.

Not sure about the stupid reviews saying that the dinner looked like a ‘dogs dinner’ as it’s a ‘greasy spoon’ so it’s not the place to visit if you’re a snob & want ‘A La Carte’ & eat from silver cutlery! I have been using Mirage for many years now! Very friendly staff, great prices & lovely hearty food! Would recommend a visit if you’re in a Chislehurst.

I just had something that looks like roast dinner I'm sorry but that was disgusting. Never again

They use frozen food and warm it up. Very low quality food. Cannot recommend this place at all. The food is definitely not in healthy range.

Connor really enjoyed the mushrooms 🍄

Superb breakfast. Highly recommend. Great service, lovely cup of tea. Very good.

Food was awful, used to be really nice i ordered an omlette chips and salad had the most tiny bit of salad and half a plate of peas

Service was good and quick. Food was awful

Not the best breakfast about. Only ordered coz the chestnut was not open. I won’t be ordering from here again tho’ mushrooms were rank, two rubber eggs, sausage was dry, nice toast and beans.!!

Favourite little spot for quick tasty meals, lovely staff and affordable!

Driver delivered at the wrong entrance A note was left but wasn’t read.

Very much an old-skool English style diner, with all the usual favourites - jacket potatoes, omelettes, burgers, breakfasts etc. Service very friendly and laid back, good sized portions and good value but food was quite cold, especially my vegetarian burger. I’d like to see more in the menu for vegans aside from salads and if they had egg mayonnaise as an option for sandwiches, jacket potatoes etc., that would offer more variety for vegetarians as I love jacket potatoes but don’t like beans and can’t tolerate dairy. Overall not a bad place for a cheap breakfast, brunch or lunch.

Breakfast was nice, ordered a frankfurter burger, literally a frankfurter turned up in a burger bun with sauce? (Cost more than a hamburger) so thought it would come with a actual burger inside.

Good grub at a reasonable price Looking at the menu reminds me of the old wimpy bars Brown Derby knickerbocker glory banana split on the menu Friendly staff which helps

Notes ignored. I asked for scrambled eggs & fried bread. I got a fried egg and toast. Otherwise all good.

Perfect lovely tasty food as always.

The food was average, and the portions were tiny. Very bad value for money.

Absolutely perfect food . Would recommend

The most wonderful team, service and the food is pretty damn good too. Really couldn't ask for a nicer group of people. Thanks as always.

Absolutely love this place. The food from breakfast through to lunch, dinner and dessert is amazing as are the staff who always go out their way to help however they can.

The staff in Mirage 2 are absolutely fantastic, nothing is too much trouble. The food is delicious.

Food is okay however the service is extremely slow and they even forgot one of our order! The table wasn't the cleaniest either. There was sauce and crumbs everywhere from the previous customers which the waitress didn't even clean and just sat as down like that. Due to this all I do not recommend this place.

Excellent food at excellent prices and staff are always so friendly.

Fab place there was a waitor in the who was ,very funny . Made our morning . Lovely apmosphere. And will go back .

A lovely, independent oasis in the middle of Chislehurst. A warm, authentic welcome and quick service. We only had coffees this time, but a return visit will be made as the menu items looked tasty - and reasonably priced.

Thor meal was delivered wrapp d in gumbrial tesulatic organza and tasted deciduous

I don’t normally publish bad reviews of businesses as if I’ve had a bad experience, I’d prefer to deal with the business direct themselves and give them the benefit of the doubt. However, the experience I had this morning was awful. I ordered the American pancakes and requested the fresh fruit on top. The menu advised the pancakes were £5.95 and the fruit on top £1.40 extra. It did not stipulate a choice of fruit and the waiter did not ask me what fruit I wanted. The pancakes arrived with banana, blueberries and strawberries on top. When it came to payment, the female behind the till asked for £10. I advised this must be wrong due to the above and the female said it was £1.40 per fruit item. I advised that I was not given a choice of fruit and the menu did not advise this either, it was just a collective ‘top with fresh fruit’. The female was extremely rude basically blaming the issue on me and was reluctant to charge me the amount that the items should have been. This service at the end of the meal was a real shame as the waiter had been friendly and bubbly and this could have been an issue very easily sorted by the business accepting a miscommunication issue with their menu. In addition to this, there was probably about 3 slices of banana and strawberry and about 3 blueberries on each of the 3 pancakes so I feel £1.40 per item of fruit is extortionate.

Great local cafe with friendly and attentive staff. Thanks for a great meal 👏👍

Great value for money. Never disappoints.

Really lovely cafe loads of variety reasonable prices lovely friendly staff

My friend and I meet up now and again in Chiselhurst (middle distance for one another so a good spot). This cafe is great! Great quality food and good value, friendly and professional staff, good seating areas with privacy. I almost want to keep it a secret! 😁 Thank you Mirage.

The simple things done correctly!

Great food. Very satisfying :) Thank you.

Meal was lovely and the salad was exceptional. Unbeaten xx

Salad was lovely. If the bread was thinner it would make the sandwich much better. It felt like there was too much bread which made the bacon feel skimpt which it wasn't. So personally thinner bread would be better. Birds got 50% of the bread.

Weve been coming since our very first date 10 years ago, we absolutely love it here!!! The food the staff the atmosphere, always wonderful.

Had lunch with friends on Thursday 9th. The waiter was great. Very funny and also very attentive. There's an extensive menu and the food was very good.

Fantastic food and wonderful staff!!

Top service and an amazing food! Will order again

Wanted a lunch with a difference. Stumbled across Mirage. Warm welcome. Help with menu choices. Really interesting Mediterranean options. Portions on the generous side. Despite this we managed to clear our plates!

My partner and I visited Mirage2 over the weekend for our first time and was greeted with a pleasant smile and informed on the history of the Mirage2 family owned and was made to feel welcome with amazing tasty food! Will be visiting again asap!

Having a great time with my family and Mrs all through the near future hopefully without needing to go anywhere as I pray we have a building that resembles the establishment not too far away. Ordering a tea but a pleasant wow of the biscuit milskshake had me order. With the chicken waffle that had me intrigued to try but never was disappointed with decorated syrup. I will continue to tell my Mrs we need to return and with that being said I will recommend going here with your family as the environment was friendly for kids I guess.

Been going to the mirage since I was a little girl family run everything is lovely 😍

If you want the best experience at this cafe . Go when it's not busy ! If they're busy they don't seem to have the staff capable of serving all the costumers fast enough. So food is rushed. Chips undercooked etc. They "forget" to bring you your beverages. Because when you have only one person making all the beverages for a full cafe. Along with also taking payments etc. Its a lot to do for one person. So things get missed/forgotten Otherwise if youre there when it's quiet . Food is amazing. Everything comes on time etc. Staff is always nice Regardless of how busy they are. Honestly I don't have a true "complaint" about this cafe. It's more of an observation!! If staff get overwhelmed it's not their fault ! They still try their best to give a good service !

+ Sweet Potato Fries ; over cooked. I think yhey had been kept warm for a long time. .

Don't ask for Brown sauce if you want HP as it is cheap rubbish in a HP bottle.

I really like this place, the staff are very friendly and welcoming, and the menu and food is always spot on. I've been coming here since it first opened, but sadly I don't come here as often since I moved to the Bexleyheath area. I had mushroom omelette, chips, and salad and 2 cups of flat white coffee which sure hit the spot

Extremely reasonably priced cafe, great place for big portions and smiley service from very nice people

First time visiting this cafe food was good waiter was lovely we did'nt feel rushed the waiter was more than happy to leave my friend and myself to have an extra cuppa while we had a long overdue catch-up, will definitely be coming back.

Huge portions, lovely staff, tasty food and reasonable prices. Loved it.

I use this place regularly and it is excellent

Excellent food - quick service with smiles.

Terrible service, was there for 20min and didn’t even get served, the people who come in after us finished there lunch and asked for the bill and in that same time we never even got offered a menu

Been coming here for years lovely food. great family run place and clean

Great food, great service and always look forward to breakfast here. Sunday lunch is good too! New waitress is excellent, thank you for making us laugh today. Xx

Fantastic service at this lively restaurant. Have been here for breakfast a couple of times and haven't been disappointed. The food is reasonably priced with large portions. Good value for money. Would recommend.

Very nice breakfast treat. Clean cafe friendly staff tasty food Thank you

Good food affordable service excellent all round great experience

The divine diner - great food and delivery.

Only 1 Dr pepper delivered. Ordered 2

I originally wanted steak & kidney pie but I was told by phone that it wasn't available so I requested jacket potato with chilli con carne which is cheaper than steak & kidney pie but I have been charged for that rather than the jacket potato meal

Great bacon sandwich and great sausage sandwich. The bread was lovely. Service was good too but the coffee was a bit bitter tasting.

Quirky diner in Chislehurst - huge selection of breakfasts and a lovely place to grab a Sunday morning bite!

Wow this place is amazing! Cheap, friendly, amazing food

Lovely Diner. Staff are friendly and hardworking. Amazing selection of food, with excellent portion sizes. We had a gorgeous roast dinner here. Would highly recommend.

I enjoyed visiting this restaurant. The staff were very friendly and the food tasted really good.

Ordered burger and hot dog. Both absolutely revolting

I was told that there were no more Jacket potatoes, but agreed to a Tuna Mayo and Salad Sandwich with a bottle of Diet Coke. What I received was a Ham salad sandwich which I did not want but I ate it because I was hungry

Good value for money. Lots of choice and friendly staff. Id say more like a wimpy with extra.

Food is TOO nice we could eat it every day! :-) xx

Lovely bread but Scrambled eggs were overcooked and bland, won't be ordering again

Amazing place, food and staff members. Always a pleasure!

Lovely bacon, egg and hash brown baguette👍