Mick's Monster Burgers in Portsmouth

It was a large 🍔 for me but was good, thank you! 👍

Well priced filling grub always good

I say ble, however Seagulls enjoyed it. Very poor quality buns, no real meat in the burger, what is this trash anyway? Gmo oil. No tomato or anything else in the burger. Dry bun and cardboard patty. Never again.

Great place to stop for the view and a hearty burger and chips! Not a la carte but perfect for what you'd expect of a burger joint!

Perfect for a quick bite to eat with a fantastic view.

Great burgers. Very reasonably priced 👍 Great views from the hill out to sea

Large portions of tasty well cooked food. Beautiful scenery, good food, fair prices. Happy customers, many of them too.

Very pleased with my first visit. Great food, lovely location. Highly recommended.

Just a great place all round and cheap for what you get and very tasty

Great selection of burgers. The Monster burger is aptly named. Can be busy at times so be prepared to wait but honestly well worth it. Great place to go for food and wonderful views over portsmouth.

Was a decent burger at a reasonable price..not the best and not the worst

Great place to grab a big burger and chip and admire the views

A very nice burger bar, with a stunning, over looking Portsmouth.

It's a proper cheap burger spot. Honestly people don't go for the food, they go for view.

If you're looking for a great spot to grab a bite with a stunning view, Mick's Monster Burgers is the place to go. Situated on Portsdown Hill, you get a panoramic view of Portsmouth, with the Spinnaker Tower and the city skyline in the distance – a view that's worth the trip alone! The portions are huge, offering incredible value for money, and you'll never leave hungry. Whether you're stopping by for a meal or just grabbing a coffee, the food is always satisfying, and the coffee is a welcome treat, especially on a chilly night. Mick’s Monster Burgers is a must-visit for both the food and the unbeatable scenery!

Good old school Micks monster burgers van,service was very good , the burgers are massive (even the small) cheap patties, but you just got to do every now and then. Chips are lush and plentiful. Excellent veiw even on the rainy days. What can I say its our famiy happy place.

Definitely the best burgers in Portsmouth. Especially as a Birthday Treat!

Great place for views over Portsmouth and food was great

Open 24hrs - solid food van food

Que seemed very slow compared to some other visits. But the food was its usual very good

Really decent food, the coffee is excellent, very well priced and the view over Portsmouth is spectacular.

Been using Micks since about 1985 when it was located at the disused Texaco garage by Hayling Bridge. Somehow they are just as epic as they hv always been....how come the burgers and the rolls still taste the same nearly 40 yrs on? It's a right of passage! ....Late night snack with pals in ur car....they are now 24/7 so no need to rush after last orders anymore 🤣

Friendly service, proper sized portions and always open with great views and easy parking! Ideal!

Great burgers, usually busy and a great view.

Great 24/7 Burger Bar on Portsdown Hill just above Cosham. Been going strong since 1981. Great value. Great venue of your in a car or on a bike. Fabulous views over Portsmouth and Isle of Wight and a fair way East and West of that too. Well worth the visit for sure. Food is freshly cooked and therefore very hot. Got burgers off to a tee. Perfectly done.

Great food, great value, great viewpoint. What else can someone ask for ? Even after so many years, they are consistent and great.

We've been coming back to this spot for a few years now but needless to say they are local legends, you get that vibe as soon as you enter the car park! Great food at great prices with friendly service, nothing to fault at all, and they stay open real late! 10/10

Lovely food always nice and hot .Freshly cooked

The only true outstanding feature of Micks is the view. Everything else is just so, meh 🤷

This is the only burger bar that you will ever need in your life. The choice, the size, the price and most importantly of all the taste.

Not been to mick since just after covid lockdowns, used to love it there, particularly the chip's, but we went a couple of weeks ago, and i think he's changed the chips, as no where near as good, sadly disappointed 😞

Great burgers friendly staff and a beautiful view

Stopped to get a burger for my son after a long drive, we've been told about this place and heard great things: Was a very thin - iceland style burger that was overcooked, inside a massive dry bun with a single slice of processed burger cheese. Can't lie, the burger was like cardboard had no flavour and the bread had the texture like it's stale. I've stopped by many burger vans and never had anything so very plain and dull.

Who doesn't love Micks food, nothing beats a proper dirty burger on the hills with an epic view and seagulls who picks a chip or 6

Brilliant informal food stop. Plenty of parking. Small park with benches and a view of Portsmouth..

The view is fantastic. Reasonable prices for a reasonable portion of food too

Favourite place to grab a bite to eat after a late or twilight shift

Used this over the 40 years. Great place to stop and take the view in and eat some good food. Recommend 😀

Great staff and food. Chips are some of the best I’ve had. Monster burger is pretty small I was expecting bigger💪😎 Side note - Sad too see how many obese people there are though. This should be a treat not an everyday meal. It seems there’s an epidemic of obese women within the community especially.

Lovely food, quite slow but cooked to order. Is slightly expensive for a catering van but what a view!

Very good staff, enjoyed egg and bacon roll looking over Portsmouth

Over prices not what it used to be years ago, chips over cooked to many and too much £ burnt burger at least the seagulls were happy 😁

A great place to stop off and have something to eat. Lovely views and everyone is friendly. Would be just a tad better if there was a porta-loo though

A temporary food place doesn't last decades without being excellent. I've used Micks since I was a teen through to now, at the age of 60. Never had a bad experience.

Lovely food, lovely views excellent service, great meeting place.

Bought a delicious burger sat on a bench overlooking Portsmouth harbour basking in the sun. Even got a fresh made latte

Service is impeccable. Food was tasty and good value. Chips are incredible and they are nuclear hot.

I've been coming to Micks for a few years now and I'm used to the occasional queue from time to time due it's popularity however tonight was poor. Not only did I have to wait 30 minutes for my food but having to wait behind 20+ other patrons tonight wasn't good, more focused on taking orders it seems rather than getting food out. Orders were coming out in random fashion rather than the order they were placed in but to make it worse, I was told the reason why my food took longer was because of what I asked for. I asked for a bacon and egg bap and the bacon to be well done or crispy, not only that orders before mine were sent out wrong as well as given to the wrong person. I do hope this was an off night for the wagon but I wasn't happy being told I was the problem for the delay.

Great burgers 🍔 something for everyone. With a great veiw. Good value for money

Absolutely excellent food and reasonably priced would recommend to everybody

Haven’t tried the food but the place is wonderful

The best burgers in the south of England! Pull up the the very well organised burger van and have a mouthful of unique burger!

Great food, friendly staff,great prices!

No matter what time of day I visit, there's always a steady flow of people - this speaks volumes! Service is faster than expected for the amount of customers they have, food is incredible, staff always smiley, and obviously the view is an added bonus!

Not cheap but the foods good and despite always a que quickly served.

Best and cheapest burger that iv ever had! Great Vantage point to see the solent

Top place, best views. Seagulls have beards and tattoos..not that that means anything nowadays!🤔

Never fails to deliver great fast food. I travel from Andover once every couple of months for the great food and amazing view. Thank you!

Best burger wagon around, highly recommend them. Watch out for the seagulls they will try and steal your chips

My Favourite place to visit in the UK can never go wrong with taking anyone to portadown Hill.

Lovely staff and amazing food very fair prices been going for years with my dad befor he past so I got a soft sport for micks and I love it there

Real burgers, friendly people in queue to chat too and a view. Good prices and tasty grub! Curry sauce very nice too 👌

Amazing food. I had the pineapple burger, and it was perfect! The burgers are moist and soft, not dry like a disk. Portions are very generous, and the people there are lovely. It is like a side road food truck, but the field does have bentches, no tables, and a very pretty view. You might want to eat in your car though and there are many birds and seagulls.

Lovely area and amazing views. They got my food order wrong but no biggy. Price is pretty high but that was kind of expected for the area. Will more than likely go back at some point.

Burgers are good, selection of other stuff good too, best thing is the view though and the fact they are open 24/7 so you can snack whenever you want!

Fabulous food,great service.... just overrun by bloody seagulls....

Great service ...Great food ...Great view ..

Amazing burgers. Despite the size of them the quality is still there, unlike alot of foods when supersized where the taste and quality take a hit. This burgers are still succulant and juicy. Absolutely devistated that there isnt one closer to Manchester.

Excellent as always and very good value for money. We had 2 jumbo sausage and chips for £9.Highly recommended

Great place to eat and good views of portsdown

Burgers are huge - but that's obvious from the name! Everything is actually really reasonably priced, and the view across Portsmouth, Portsmouth Harbour, The Solent, and the Isle of Wight are unique. Lots of people up there on a sunny Saturday evening, but all pretty chilled - mainly 20-somethings in their cars and meeting friends. The food van does lots of burgers in various sizes, hot dogs, chips, hot and cold drinks. Gets really busy, so can be a bit of a wait.

Good food at a lovely view point, visited at 11.30 am so service was quick and friendly.

I visited Mick’s today with my friend and I had a large bacon cheeseburger which was delicious and she had a small cheeseburger with egg and mushrooms and she said it was amazing. We ordered cheesy chips and they came in a big bag and I have to say these chips were the tastiest crispiest chips I’ve had they were so good and they could have easily been shared between 3 people. We also had 2 cans of drink and that all came to £18. They were overly generous with the sachets of sauces too. If you’ve not visited before then you definitely should.

Fab burgers, tasty, well cooked etc. Only let down was the cheesy chips, like many is just chips with grated cheese on the top (cold), can it seem no one throw them under a grill or something to melt the cheese down? Maybe that's just a preference, but melted cheese dripping through the chips is soooo much better than just a handful of cold cheese sprinkled on the top. Otherwise, everything else is spot on, including the views and service.

Great place for a ride out and the view is awesome foods real good too

24 Hour Cafe - One of the best Cafe's along the south coast - Running for 43 years says something about the Quality. Clean and Great Tasting food! High Recommended is seriously an understatement!

Best burgers about. Tasty every time. Tried 7bone last week and told the staff there to try micks before they serve me theirs

Views are best either Portsmouth and Southsea all laid out. On a clear day you can see the Isle of Wight. Huge portions and brilliant prices. Highly recommended.

Micks is a Portsmouth staple, foods always great and staff are great

Haven't been up the hill for a number of years and drove up from Bognor Regis on an impulse. The cheesey chips are still yummy, and the portions are still far too big, but I made a huge dent in them :-). Also had a hot dog with onions 😋

We met some family up at Mick's on the hill last night. I hadn't been to Mick's since the 90's. It was very busy but plenty of parking and a nice atmosphere. Just like it was all those years ago. Mick's was very popular as always but the queue was moving quickly and the staff were taking orders and getting them out really quickly and smoothly. Lots of choices of burgers, hot dogs etc and what you'd like with it. The portion of chips was enough for two to share, my husband and I had a portion each with our burgers and neither could finish. Excellent food and value for money, friendly, helpful staff. Amazing views over Portsmouth and the surrounding area. If you've never visited I highly recommend you do.

This burger van has been here for years. I mean, the site's been OCCUPIED by a van, bigger van, still BIGGER van such is Mick's success based on good ingredients, cooked to perfection at a reasonable price......24/7!!@

Very nice coffee, and food well worth a visit.

Excellent food and staff been going there since i was a kid im 58 now

Great - as usual! Decided on a 'bad boy' cheesy chips portion to share so gave up the view of Pompey, to eat at home. Burger was a small one & nearly beat me though - good grub!

Very disappointed tonight May Bank Holiday Monday, been coming here for years...one of our treats, but something has changed as our Burgers were over cooked, and hardly any chilli sauce, after waiting nearly an Hour!!! Probably will give it a miss from now on...Been there many a time when it's been busier, but tonight something wasn't quite right..

Friendly enviroment! Affordable prices for all.Perfect place to enjoy the Hill Top View..

Being a burger it's what you'd expect in terms of food quality. Fair prices and good customer service

First time visiting as a treat. Burgers are amazing and service is really quick considering how busy it is.

The best view in Portsmouth including Spinniker Tower

We didn't eat just had drinks , but was very busy and saw the size of the burgers .. so would go back to try another time.

Food is wonderful and staff are great. Always a good service

Food was good, value for money was good. Portions sizes are very big! The location is ok, view is wonderful but it’s bit untidy and crowded at times. Would recommend though.

This is a local legend. Good value and always open. Great quality food and affordable prices. It can be busy at times, but that's just because it is so good.

Do a wkd burger and chips service has always been very good and happy no matter how busy. Highly recommend

Haven't had a burger from here for twenty years. It didn't disappoint! As delicious today as it was all those years ago!

Only asked for sausage and bacon roll, very busy place, but was nice in the afternoon sun

Great place. Well done. Still the best

Best burgers in the whole Portsmouth area, with fantastic views.

Loooong waiting time for a take away. Mick always has a qué no matter when you go. But last time I went I waited for 45 minutes which seems a bit excessive.