Malvern Kebab & Pizza House in Malvern Hills

If you want your pizza burnt choose Malvern Kebab House. They don’t deal with complaints well if you have an issue. Chips are always cold and like chewing cardboard. Frequently missing items from your order and they couldn’t give a damn frankly. Choose somewhere else for your food.

The kebabs are the best I've ever had. And I've had a few....

Good service always from here but they always make a mess of your kebab. If the owner reads this… put the meat and salad in the pitta bread, Not all over it so it’s soggy and can’t pick up! You ruin it

Best chicken donner meat, chips and salad in the world, not only in the UK, absolutely love this kebab shop. When visiting up from London, this kebab shop is a must! A loyal customer for last 13 years.

Got my order wrong, then proceeded to call them to explain and was given attitude and then was hung up on absolutely disgusting service will not be ordering from here again

Always banging food and always nice customer service. Have been coming for years and will continue to. Best kebab about.

Food tastes OK, it is very hit or miss, it is awkwardly inconsistent. Sometimes it is good, other times bad. Price is wayy to high as well for what you get. But for a local kebab, it will do.

Very expensive , don't order through the app because it's a cheating price. £15.70 on app for x large, but on the shop, only £13.staff are not friendly, the portions are very small, and not worth for money food is ok

Very bad customer service. My partner rang to and explained why we were disappointed and all we could hear was the guy putting the blame on us because we were not happy. He said we were rude when we were not, not a single "sorry to hear that" from him, just defensive. We ordered large chips, we had small, we ordered no onions and all we had on the kebab were onions. Absolutely unacceptable customer service, not ordering again from them and certainly not recommending their service.

Been going here 7 years...the last 6 months I haven't been there for food until tonight...I ordered pizza and kebab with chips and salad x 2...the pizza had no flavour at all...the kebab meat was disgusting so salty I couldn't eat it...the salad was old not fresh at all...that was £33 I won't be getting back so disappointed with the food and quality...they have changed staff and it shows there's no quality control its just chucked together n served...they used to have people queuing out the door...now it's empty with horrible food and shocking prices...I will not be returning anytime soon...

Wow!!! The food never fails here. Absolutely stunning. Always arrived hot, in time and loads of filling. They also do the BEST pizzas!! Your faves from little welland x

The best shish wraps I’ve ever tried. Fab service too.

Avoid!!!!! Had food about 6pm today and been up all night All night with sickness and Diarrhoea the whole family.

Ordered a large mixed meat and chips and it turned up medium at best, hard semi cold fries, watery meat and vile tasting lettuce, Also order mozzarella dippers and a burger and fries, same story with fries, burger was disappointing, dippers nothing special. All for the costly sum of £27???? Deffo won't be ordering again. Cheaper to go to a national pizza chain or the local chip shop, Avoid

Absolutely shocking, very rude staff, hardly know what there doing, when I order they charge me more than I should, normally get a mix meat and chips with lettuce, basically no meat and the box is full of lettuce, overpriced, made feel ill the next day, won't be going there again

£40 for cold kids food. Cheap cartons of juice and small pizza. They squirted sauce on top. Not given sachets. Not again. Waste of money and not worth it

Amazing food! Meat so juicy and tender would definitely recommend! :)) the manager umut was very friendly, the service was Fast and great too

Sorry but won't be ordering from here anymore. The last 3 orders have been awful, I don't know whether they've changed manager or something but food is shocking and very expensive for what you actually get. Kebabs look like they've been dropped on the floor and Stone cold. Tasteless meat also. Sorry its time to find a new kebab shop. £30 for 2 kebabs and one side is a bit much !

The best shish kebabs in Malvern, all from fresh ingredients made in house by experienced Kurdish chefs. Kitchen is spotless. Food is really good quality.

Thought I’d try it out despite the terrible reviews. Didn’t even pick up the phone. Useless.

Ordered chicken meat and chips, now I've got food poisoning. Too expensive for what the food is.

Good solid doner with great salad and proper hot spicy sauce. Very nice

Not the best kebab shop in malvern. Very expensive too

I recieve an unsolicited menu from this establishment very frequently, despite having a sign on our door requesting no menus. Ignoring this sign, actively encourages me not to purchase their food. I tried one of their pizzas a while ago, and genuinely considered doing a covid test after, because I could not believe how tasteless the food was. Maybe I wouldn't mind the constant menus if the food didn't taste like the bottom of a shoe... Probably the worst pizza in Malvern.

The new fat chips are disgusting we need the original chip plz as I have now stopped going there and they tastes horrible

Looked on website and 12inch pizza collection £9.49 but £8.99 in description. Partner called and placed order anyway, as we wanted an awkward one. Confirmed £8.99. Bargain. Decent pizza. So much so in fact we ordered again with a friend the following week and got a sausage and chips for the little ones. £34, bargain. Now twice in a row they've charged us £18.99 buy one get one free, I've just been told. My partner thought the £8.99 was a day offer or something 🙄 Quite decent pizza and takes just 15 minutes!! Will change review rating if refunded but won't be otherwise.

This is by far the best pizza take away in the area. Every bit of their food is great tasting

The pizzas were recommended to us by a friend. We ordered two large pizzas (margarita). Sadly, both were inedible (despite being famished). Both tasted of so much salt there must have been an accident or spillage in the kitchen. I wrote to them to complain but didn't hear back. Hence the review. The first and last time I'll be ordering from there sadly.

Ordered two pizzas. Both were so salty (?) that we couldn't eat them. £28 wasted. First and last time we will be using them.

If I could leave zero stars I would done a £25 order but forgot coleslaw on my kebab which the salad is free when ordering I asked for a small pot of coleslaw just to go with my food but was told it would be £2 when telling them I ordered a kebab they checked the receipt and said I don’t make the rules and was still insistent on charging £2 on something which would have come with my meal free of charge the attitude of the staff is appalling and out of principle I will never give them a penny of my money again

Having read some of the negative reviews, I visited with trepidation . I can only say I was not disappointed. Very highly recommend the food, proper chili sauce like a kebab deserves. Well done all.

Closed before claimed closing time

I ordered a lamb doner kebab with salad and it was that hard the pita seemed stale.. I thought when your order a kebab its suppose to all be in the pitta and it wasn't. I ordered pickles and it turned out to be jalapeños... not happy at all.. never order from there again

Best restaurant i have ever eat the chips are delicious and i love your raps but u kind of put to my salad in it but i like it. :)

The Carlsburg of Malvern Kabab Houses. The only one that offers both Shish and Kofta kababs - how can you call yourself a kabab shop if you only offer Donners? The lamb shish is so tender and packed with flavour you should try it at least once without any other sauces. (Chicken shish is as good)

Stop at Malvern Kebab and Pizza house tonight after struggling to find anywhere open and have been pleasantly surprised. Very helpful staff that were willing to serve me later in the evening and with a smile. The quality of the food was brilliant also. Will definitely visit again.

We have been ordering from Malvern Kebab and Pizza House almost on a weekly basis for 5+ years, so I thought it was about time to leave a review! In our opinion the best kebabs and pizzas in our area. Consistently fresh, hot and delivered on time. My favourite is a lamb kebab wrap and special pizza! We didn't hear the doorbell this evening, driver kindly called us and alerted us to his arrival. I would definitely recommend this takeaway for delivery.

The best kebab in worcestershire,recommended

Kebab meat so greasy chips over cooked and they short change you with your money so all is looking at this be careful, and the way they speak to the customers is horrible I will never be going to this kebab house again

Says it shuts at 12:00pm but can't even be bothered to answer the phone at 11:00?? Went down to see if open still rung while I was outside as they was behind the counter and completely ignored the phone.. Also too over priced. £3 a bottle and £1.50 a can? Don't even start me on the food pricing....

Very average.Tired salad.We were very hungry and were driving past this place and decided to stop.The wife said I wished we hadn't.Hey oh you live and learn.

Never arrived, then proceeded to tell us that they phoned us when they were there, why would we ignore a phone call when we had paid for the food. Do not order from here.

Nice fast food shop good quality and very cheap food

Reasonable quality meat, ok naan but little effort put into the kebab. The pita was trashed, sauce everywhere so no hope of using your hands, salad unmixed on the side. Last time I went it it was the opposite, shame it was a let down this time.

I visited the kebab shop tonight houses spoke to my wife and we fancy a burger after entering 15 minutes later they took my order and then when I placed my order or they could do was turn around away from me and talking Turkey then I ordered two cheeseburgers two portions of chips or fries as they call them and two cans of Pepsi come in my eyes this constitutes to meal deals burger fries drink but not in their eyes so they overcharged me by £2.50 and refused to refund me not the burger zone and they were disgusting absolutely disgusting covered in rubbish what was meant to be coleslaw well if that's what they call coleslaw god help people that make coleslaw. Watch the man put frozen chips in the basket and then he put raw chicken on top of the chips and covered the chicken with more chips and then deep-fried it all. I asked the man behind the counter what happens if a vegetarian comes in and asks for a veggie burger and chips how did that get cooked to achieve of life we pop it in the fryer so I said the one you fry the chicken in you get what's the problem with that so that is disgusting shut up down

Thank you guys for delivering to Blackmore caravan and camping site . Pizza was amazing . Staff very friendly. Will definitely recommend

Too quality food every time I have ordered. They offer a delivery service too which is always prompt and delivered warm!

Wouldn't be eating here again! Food was awful.

One of the best in the county service with a friendly face very good portions all in all it is a perfect ten

terrible and in a terrible place

Food average, the staff are friendly enough but the gaffer needs to learn some customer service skills.

Ordered from here tonight hoping for a meal very much the same as the photos advertised on just eat. However when te food arrived and it was open the kebabs we had ordered were drenched in sauce, the pitas breads had become sogfy full of grease and the meat did not look freshly cooked. My partner ate one piece of his kofta kebab and said the meat didnt taste right so ended up leaving it all and just eating salad and some chips whilst i attempted to eat the chicken but again it didnt taste right. The only positive about this order was the food was hot and arrived on time the portion sizes are massive but tbh the amount of sauce put on the meat is a disguise for the taste.

I ordered for home delivery, the guy over the phone said food will be there in 45 min. Food arrived over 1 hour late, when I told them I am not paying full price, the manager or owner told the driver to take the food back. I would never use them again, worse customer service ever!!!

£7.20 for small chips And a reformed chicken burger absolutely shocking

Absolutely horrendous... avoid at all costs. Me and my partner ordered from here and we had a call to say it would be £4 delivery despite us living in Malvern and only ever being charged £1 previously. We didn't have enough so had to cancel. Then we managed to get change and put the same order through again which was accepted. Again we had another call to make sure we had enough money which we did. Then another call from them to say it would be an extra fiver than our prev order because for some reason they added 2 lots of onion rings despite only 1 portion on our original order. We asked them to take these off and they refused as "it was already prepared". We said we would have to cancel the whole order then as we didn't have enough cash. The guy on the phone started shouting saying "why u gonna cancel over a fiver, we can't just put food in the bin" which I totally understand but then we had to cancel the whole order anyway as they refused to take the onion rings off, meaning the whole order would have to go in the bin anyway. The guy began shouting even louder telling us to never order again, which we obviously won't be anyway. Really terrible customer service, there are plenty more kebab places locally so go there instead. Money grabbing comes to mind!

Kebab meat so greasy chips over cooked and they short change you with your money so all is looking at this be careful

Quick delivery. Best pizza in malvern and lovely chips

Not good food and not good value for money

First time I visited here tonight, the staff were pleasant and provided exactly what I had ordered. I had a chicken Shish kebab with no pitta, and I asked for lots of chillies and that’s exactly what I got. Portion size was much better than other kebab shops too, plenty of chicken. I can honestly say this is the best kebab I’ve had in Worcestershire, the chicken was juicy and absolutely delicious! Cooked to perfection! I will definitely be making this my regular kebab shop. Thank you!

Staff Working in hoodies with hood pulled over head, even when welcoming customers! When asked if sauce on kebab was required, the customer reply of ‘mint sauce’ was welcomed with ‘ we have garlick mayo, that’s the same’, when the mint sauce was ‘sold out’. Loved the response when he was told that that are in no way shape, form or taste the same! Jokers. Just as well I only have a few allergies!

Great food best quality meats always used staff are always polite and the delivery driver on weekends is always really quick A*

Lovely food had a veggie pizza, so good!! Staff v friendly will order from here again.

Great food, all fresh cooked to order. Delivery till late, if you like lamb shish this is the best place for miles around

I wouldn't personally order from here again as the food was disappointing and overpriced for what it was. Customer service was good though as they forgot a dip on our delivery and came back out to us when we told them with no problems.

The best kebab place around Malvern

THE best in Malvern. Possibly the world! Absolutely the best takeaway there is!

I rang them up and got told to 'f*** off were closed' haven't used them since.

Love the food from here. Always have a chicken shish. Fresh salad is lovely.

Given this place a go a few times now. Absolutely horrible!! They take absolutely 0 pride in serving any kind of quality produce. It's all absolute junk! Soggy horrible chips, burgers that look like they've been peeled from a butty vans floor. Friend got quite ill after eating the donna/Chicken meat and chips. Don't even waste your money or time, go to another take away and get something much much better!

Awful customer service, don't waste your time or money eating from here!

Very good service food is so yummmmm

Amazing food, quick delivery!! Chicken shish is amazing!

DONT ORDER!!!! waited 2hrs food came back stone cold i rang up the 'boss" explaind that food was cold and ds stared eating it i said im throwing it he said okay he give me refund so 1hr 30mins later a knock at the dood and the girl says we need the food so i walked in to get phone to ring the so called boss and she drove away worste place ever

Chicken shesh keebab is amazing

food tasted absolutely awful, was cold when first arrived rang to ask for a fresh to be delivered got that delivered then it still tasted awful but was hot rang to complain again and Mohammed just told us that there was nothing he could do about it and never to order from them again then got his ass in his hands when asked for a refund told us no then hung up then wouldn't answer the phone, this is shocking as normally order from these and have done for years, definitely will not be ordering from these again, Mohammed absolutely shocking customer service!!!!

If you live in Poolbrook these guys serve till late on every night, with great grub, and with a smile. They are a kebab shop. Kebabs are salted lamb. It is rare to have a kebab shop embedded in Pound Bank yet they serve the whole of Malvern. A shop to be valued.

Rubbish waited hour and a half and still didn't get order, said they delivered it to wrong address and then said couldn't find our house despite delivering here loads before, just lies and terrible customer service.