Joker Takeaway in Elmbridge

This takeaway is brilliant. The food is great and great prices. Also fast delivery if needed .

Nice food, very friendly staff . I'm always pleased

I'm done that was disgusting for a long time it was great depending who you got, you either get rid of him or more customers like me are going across the road to domino's complete waste of money now I feel sick, when domino's opened across the road I thought great there going to step up there game, you know competition but the opposite has happened, burnt burger buns really over done burgers over cooked fries disgusting kebab and burnt pizza it's the same guy who's responsible, he's got to go it's happening far too often waste of time and money.

Pizzas are amazing. Never jaf a bad experience from pizza joker. Would highly recommend

Heard they changed the name because the pizza was a joker,had the runs bad stomach ache something not right I kid you not,either you up your standards or lose customers

Genuinely one of the best pizzas you are likely to have. Been using these guys for around 3 years and the quality had stayed consistent, the prices haven't really risen and the staff are great people. Great range of tasty food, once you try them you won't bother with the competition.

The guys that work there are really friendly. Zac is one and there is another guy who's name I don't know. Both produced lovely kebabs late on a Wednesday night after a long day at work for me. Many thanks!

Good value, especially for collection. Use them regularly.. very good,

Pizza isn't that great but all the other food they sell is tasty. They Changed the pizza recipe and it hasn't been as good since. Still decent though.

Great pizzas always get them here and the kids love them. They especially like the thin crust and make your own. Everyone is happy and there are rarely any leftovers.

I've never seen such usless service the staff carnt even spell there own names never mind making a pizza I hope this place closes down and they open and shop where they can acutly cook pizza 🍕 or speak English

Hands down the WORST experience I’ve received. The chap behind the counter needs to invest in a belt so customers don’t see his backside. He was on the phone the whole time. First kebab was stone cold so phoned up and asked for a replacement and lo and behold it was the same. Had some really good meals from here before but won’t be using again. Sort yourselves out and get some better staff !!!!

Delicious mixed kebabs and fast delivery. Thank you

I have been ordering from Pizza Joker since they opened. I have never had a bad pizza. I ordered just a number of days ago, and again, two great pizza’s. I would not order from them if their pizzas were awful. I am sure that there will be a time where a pizza etc is not up to scratch, but that has yet to happen.

worst pizza, ever, I had in this place never come back

Can see why it's called joker takeaway, ordered any pizza any size for a total if over £14 quid an this turned up 🤣🤣🤣 Unfortunately it's not letting me add the picture, should be in the Guinness book of world records for the smallest pizza ever made, I thought it was a Chicago Town microwave pizza, even the delivery driver was laughing, I think it's fair to say I won't use them again

I would give it no stars, I would be very careful with the place just found out they dont freshly prepare the food, they just get it out of there white freezer from a box. Sorry much for experienced cooking I could do that at home. When we told them we didn't want it anymore they still carried on cooking it.

Waited 15 minutes to get a cold kebab and hot chips 🤣🤣 What did go wrong?🤔

Rude staff refused to Deliver quick enough to take £50 will not order from Joker pizza again arguementative staff as well bad service Joker by name Joker by nature Refund ?

Good prices for collection pizzas, good customer service and decent food.

The Order I got from here last night was disgusting, chicken was rancid tasting. waiting almost 2 hours for the food with plenty of he’s on his way to you now excuses. NEVER AGAIN

The guys here are amazing truly. I order pizza from them and only one other in walton on thames. They have great value offers especially if you opt to collect. Great value for money and a service with a smile the majority of the time ⏲️. I believe I will continue being a customer of pizza joker should they continue to be the take way they are and I'm sure they are always looking for ways to improve themselves also. Many thanks for everything 🙏🏽 Regards Ali mousa

I'm from scotland and everytime I'm in Walton I look forward to the pizza. It's the best pizza ever. X

Just had a chicken kebab from this place, it was the most peculiar taste and texture I have ever come across. The chicken was flaky like the meat had been braised but without any moisture. The taste was very odd cannot describe but not nice, I am guessing it's precooked left in fridge then chucked on grill, probably a few days old. Please steer clear

Always great hot food, speedy delivery, great service.

Great staff great food great service

I ordered a Texas bbq burger and chips and a joker burger and chips and I only got a joker burger and no chips and then I got another burger and I got chips I would never go back again.

Made me wait till 10 mins before they said it'd be delivered before cancelling the order

I pulled up guy was sitting outside smoking a cigarette he got up and quickly ran in, I ordered a burger with chips the guy didn't even wash his hands or put gloves on as he scratched his face and said I'll call you when it's ready so I sat outside and watched him no hygiene whatsoever never again will I go there, I chucked the burger away and just eat the chips😡

Friendly service and good food!

Cheap delivery & reasonably priced food, fast n’ friendly, open till late and always arrives piping hot! 👍🏼

Just got a new yorker pizza, tomato base 👌🏾 Better than most major chains!! Also best cheesey chips around.

Disgusting service! This is the 3rd time now they carnt seem to get an order right on the phone and then I get the blame as I apparently didn't ask for it then I get told to ask them to repeat the order next time that's if I go back there think they all need some training in customer service.

The Hawaiian pizza made my girlfriend quite sick, was not impressed at all

We ordered some food at 8.23pm today was told it would be a 1 hour waiting time which is fine but the one hour passed and nothing arrived we rang the lady said the foods been delivered to you already we disputed this with her as if our order arrived we would of not be ringing in to ask where it was she was adamant it had been delivered after much twoing and throwing she eventually called the driver who said he delivered it to a woman who did not match mine or my mums description in the end she made another order which just arrived to late to eat it now. The place has gone downhill we won't be using this takeaway again

Pretty sure my family are their biggest customers! Quick tasty food. Been using them for 8 years!

Always been good, never had major problems before

I ordered two pizzas, one deep pan and one thin crust. Deep pan was eatable, but the thin crust is so paper thin, everything drops apart when trying to take a slice, and so greasy!

Easily direction available it helps a lot

Chicken Wrap was banging!! Friendly service to. Would definitely recommend 👌🏼

Great pizza and fresh chicken kebab, hot, tasty, quick and great customer service! Thank you

The do er kebab(lamb) is their golden egg item. Tasted so good I have ordered from them over 15 times in 3 months!!

Cancelled order No call Joker in name joker in nature Unhelpful patronising staff who can’t even speak English

Generous portions, good value. Tasty.

Vet nice and lovely food good experience to be there. Good service specially the girl on a till

Ordered a pizza & chips for delivery. Food arrived on time. Pizza wasn't too bad (not the best) but the chips were soggy and undercooked. When I phoned to complain they were not interested. Only comment said was that it arrived on time. Food arriving on time is irrelevant if it is undercooked!

Accepted order then refused to deliver it as they closed ten mins after I orderd then wouldn’t give me my refund, avoid! They scam you

Just ordered 2x large boxes of meat +2 large boxes of chips and 1,x box of salad ,the 2 boxes of donna meat came with salad and as much meat as a extra small donna plus the chips were not large but extra small as well. So now going to a real kabab shop like Sam's kababs in west molesey. Will never use jokers again. Suppose it's in the name, well they do live up to it .....

We’ve enjoyed very good consistent pizza’s over the years. Highly recommend for comfort food!

The Pizza 🍕 is nice but the Doner Kebab 🥙 and Chips I did not like but its available food if you have limited Choice but the Pizza I like

Great service, great food, value for money

Bit dissapointing to be honest... I've had better from here in the past. Had a meal deal today and they forgot to give me my drink, oh and offered me the wrong meal first of all.. Good job I checked before I left! Couple of weeks back we had a pizza from here for the firstvtime in a long time and was dissapointing too... Maybe I've been unlucky but just saying!

This take away put me straight into depression Not great food was cold and tasteless the name of this takeaway is very suitable a joke.

Wouldn't feed it to a 3rd world country orphan!! Chips that looked like they had been cooked with a heated argument.. the kebab was supposed to be mixed but the only thing that was mixed were my feelings as I only received 2 pieces of chicken! and cold doner meat that my cat couldn't bring himself to eat.... and to top it off looked like she had got Freddie Flintoff to bowl the filling in from the other side of the street...

They are very friendly in the jokers

Tasty burgers, pizza etc. Good prices

very bad service pizza delivered after one hour so expensive avoid this jokers

As usual great food tonight and great friendly service from Beni. Thank you very much.

Solid little pizza shop and kebabs plus stuff! Great 'go to' takeaway. Delivers too.

I really liked the food here and ordered regularly but felt intimidated by man delivering my food at my front door angrily confronting me rudely over a previous review I left of 4 stars because my food was late one time. Stopped ordering :( but miss their burgers!

I wanted a chicken shish kabab so I went into the joker Takeaway and that's what I got a joke chicken shish kabab it was previously cooked at some time and small peirces chicken that was very dry and a disgusting taste however it was late on a Sunday night so I ate it trust me give this one a miss

Pleasently surprised. Delivered on time and pizza was beautiful.

Het what you pay for. Cheap and cheerful pizza or burgers. They also have a points reward system.

Have been using Joker Takeaway for years and the service is second to none. Just had pizzas delivered for myself and my guest and they were literally laden with toppings. My guest said it was the most delicious pizza he'd ever had. Never fail to impress. Well done guys...keep up the good work and Happy New Year 2018 :-)

Perfect service and amazing food better than dominos

lovely food, come here on a regular. much prefer this to charcoal grill and the pizzas are better than pizza huts.

The Joker pizzeria is my favorite pizzeria.The pizzas is very tasty and the chicken have amazing taste in every single type.If I wanna eat a good meal in Walton,I going always to the Joker pizzeria.The stuffs is very friendly and the place is always busy,but I always get my very good food,what always fresh and soooooo much hot!!!Thank u Joker pizzeria.U are my favorite!!!

Very nice service, good deals and tasty pizza.

I live not even a five minute walk from the joker and orders a kebab and cheesey chips when my order arrived it was stone cold and stale the chips where cold stale and undercooked i will never order from them again

The burgers was awful, the beans were hard, more coleslaw had fallen out my mouth when eating than was in the pot and the sour cream in the Mexican burger must have been scared of the burger because there was merely a streak. Not sure how people can like this place. My only conclusion is the people of walton have been involved in a large scale chemical experiment which have rendered their tastebuds inoperable.

Avarage food , avarage service , avarage price ,

The pizza I had from here was fine - nothing amazing, but it was fine. But the main reason for my 2-star review is that, like many local restaurants at the moment, they feel the need to sign you up to their SMS spam service - which you can't reply to unsubscribe from - and send you crap to your phone. Really, really fed up of it.