Ho Ho Take Away Foods in Guildford

Always lovely and always on time

20 yèàrs always loved never NEVER disappointed

When the food arrived it had leaked all in the bag. There was not enough sauce in the sweet and sour pork. The meal for one was dry and crammed into one container.

Too much onion and there was chicken in the plain omelette

The food was pretty bad it smelt and tasted burnt and gave off a funny aftertaste, won't be comming back here again for food.

Found hair in food phoned up and verbally abused

Never had a bad meal from here, staff are very nice, food was excellent . Hardly any waiting time either

Very tasty food, quick delivery (was quoted an hour on deliveroo but came much quicker than that) and large portion sizes. Will be ordering from here again!

Favorite dishes Crispy chilli Beef

Can't fault the HoHo, lovely food, plenty of it and fast service

I thought I would give their fish and chips a try and they were pretty good. A decent size piece of cod, well cooked in a nice light batter. The chips were a bit thinner than usual chip shop chips but were nice and crisp and neither were greasy. Both were cooked fresh to order. The food was packed in a cardboard box so stayed warm and didn’t go soggy. It would be nice if they added mushy peas to the menu, and an option of small or large chips. The cod and chips cost £9.70.

Ordered for delivery and it was delivered super quickly, was still super hot and tasted amazing. Great service too. Will be ordering again!

Delicious😋 Bring back the Hong Kong stir-fry taste! The boss is a nice person:) The whole family had a great time eating!

Food not to bad spring roll should be renamed beansprout roll though! n curry roll no flavour 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ordered food to be delivered got confirmation but no food and no response from the store absolutely shocking

Best Chinese takeaway in Guildford in my opinion

I would say this is an authentic Chinese takeaway experience. The portions tend to be large, packed with flavour (usually) and the lady taking our order was nice. It comes with inconsistencies since sometimes something is a bit too salty or bland. But the flavours are bolder and deeper than you will find for takeaways that cater for the general population. It is worth the risk to try it. I have had over 4000 Chinese takeaways and you can tell the potential is there.

Great food and reasonable prices, they do deliver but can be touch and go if they are on just eat which is the only way they accept card payments. If they deliver themselves or you collect it’s cash only which is a bit of a pain at times as rarely have cash on me, so have to detour to the garage for a cashpoint that is free to use. Lovely people running it, parking is awful if you collect as residential road. But the food is worth the aggro

My first meal from here and not a good experience. All dishes with sauce had a strong vinegar flavour which was rather unpleasant. The beef with mushrooms was excessively salty. The sweet and sour pork was full of gristle. The chow mein was the best dish we had. All in all a huge disappointment and very expensive for what we got. I would not recommend, and would not return there. I will try other Chinese takeaways in the area.

Good sized portion of House Special Chow Mein. Very tasty. Staff cheerful and friendly. Good value.

Super yummy and affordable Chinese food… I LOVE the Ho Ho! The lady on reception is always very friendly too.

This evening we had a Take Away of chicken black bean sauce and chilli's plus egg fried rice, prawn crackers and sweet/sour sauce. It was gorgeous and most importantly you could tell how FRESH it was. The rice was so fluffy. Very impressed and love my Chinese take aways. Will have one very soon. A nice ending to a lovely Saturday. Thank you. Natasha & Michael.

So much better and cheaper than the Beijing…

Lovely food lovely staff so all-round a lovely gaff

Food tonight had a burnt taste to it. Normally food is great but tonight wasn't. Not sure the owner reads or cares about these reviews

Great food..nice and hot on arrival.. def order again

Good food, good price, shame they don't take card payments! (Cash only) - need to modernize to survive.

I’ve got a takeaway from them on Saturday night now I have suspected food poisoning

Great food, quick service and reasonable price. Friendly staff.

Absolutely disgusting eat half of it because I was starving rest went in the bin need reporting someone is gunna get food poisoning from this place its that bad If I could give no star rating I would !!!!!!! Be warned stay away

Got to be the worst Chinese ever, After calling the restaurant to express my concerns the woman was very rude, The pork Chowmein was burn and tasted Disgusting, the beef curry was swimming in oil so bad, How anyone could possibly serve this is beyond me!!!! The sweet and sour sauce was so sweet to the point just the taste made me feel sick, and the Bqq ribs had hardly no meet just bone and was burn to, the whole order went in the bin and got a refund off deliveroo, very disappointed this place needs to be shut down as clearly many people have the same experience here avoid

Tom yam soup - full of flavour Spicy Szechan chicken - spicy but not overpowering Prawn fried rice - rice and prawns properly cooked, nice. Good food in good sized portions at good prices with prompt and friendly service.

Hmm !! Hmm !! Very expensive for very unsophisticated meal with poor ingredients and very badly cooked . Never again. Ho...ho...hop off ..!!

Amazing food and very good value! Sad when they're closed but always happy when they're open! Also they cook their rice perfectly!

Unfortunately the food tasted bad, the lemon sauce it's pure sugar, the beef with oyster sauce tasted like burned and the sweet and sour pork with almost no meat, at least the fried rice was good and the delivery was fast.

Food was Lovley. And i asked for isolation delivery. I had a very nice message with my delivery in these hard time's for us all. I had a comment from picking it up from my door from a neighbour, i i said yes im in isolation, back from a neighbour "yes we all are" . I have 2 daughter's who don't live with me and a granddaughter who has gov19. So everyone out there DON'T judge, im isolating too be safe for eachother. Ho ho after in tears the well wish note was VERY much appreciated. But that made me feel HAPPY tears. Some people need to be aware this is hard. Ho ho thank you for a beautiful note. It was absolutely unbelievable that you made me feel some people care. God bless you and all stay well. I wont forget your kindness on the note, i truley wont. Xx

Was just visiting area and was advised by friends. Okay but not my type / taste.

This is not the same now that the Ho family no longer own it. We had a takeaway that was very bland and really greasy. Most of it went straight in the refuge. There are far better Chinese restaurants in Guildford that deliver than this one.

OK, so this is a Chinese takeaway not a Michelin starred restaurant so you have to apply some perspective. First time we've used HO HO, as the other two closer takeaways are BOTH shut on Tuesday (?) Really excellent food. Crispy duck was tender and tasty and not fried to a frazzle like it can sometimes be. Special chow mein very good, full of sauce, chicken and vegetables, chicken curry was SUPERB!! Chilli crispy beef was delicious, sauce tasted of honey? Rice and other bits all good. We fed 5 people and the cost was £50 which I think included delivery, which was on time. Certainly enough food! We will definitely use HO HO again. The other places are 'fired'.

Worst Chinese takeaway I’ve ever eaten I spent £37.00 l ordered special fried rice, chicken noodles tasted of oil the ribs were uncooked the 2 pancake rolls were frozen in the middle both of the prawns dishes were swimming in oil. Went straight in the bin. I would never go there again or would I recommend this Chinese takeaway

Absolutely awful. Tried for the first time for delivery for 4 people . If you like salt this is the place to go. None of us ate more than a few mouthfuls before leaving the food as so much salt we were gagging and desperate for a drink . We ordered 6 different dishes so can’t even say it was a mistake with one dish as all exactly the same. Total waste of money and had to order elsewhere -oriental express which was amazing

Delivery is fast and the staff are friendly when taking your order, sadly despite trying 3 times the food always lacks flavour this leaving you with a feeling of poor quality.

The worst meal ive had ever. Food was cold and had sweated in the bag so was completely vile. The batter on 3 items was a soggy mess. Tbe fish was off . It had a vile smell about it. The rice was a clump of stodgy gloopy mess. Threw it all in tbe bin. Was not going to.risk food poisening. After trying to explain to the restaurant they hung up on me. Went through just eat who out of coutesy gave me 50%back. Still not good enough. What a joke. It could have made us very ill.very poor service over all. Think twice before ordering......

Really lovely people and such good food!! Unbelievably quick and so much food. Open on Sundays too. Bit tricky to find, but well worth it.

Very friendly, very quick (we ordered and waited and it was 15mins, Massive portions and king prawns. We had sweet and sour chicken balls, kung pow chicken, Singapore noodles and mixed veg. Would deffo reccomend, hidden gem especially for those local.

Ok but they still need to up their game to match Mings.

Quality Chinese, loadsa grub for price, nice little find. I work down here through week and was giving up on finding a decent chinky, But this is the one.

Looks like either new owners or a rethink in the kitchen. The food is back on top and the best Chinese takeaway is back on top. Food tasted so fresh, not greasy or a funny taste. This used to be my favourite but something changed a few years back so we stopped ordering from there. Heard a rumour so we checked it out and wasn't disappointed. Welcome back Ho Ho

Quick and efficient, lovely taste authentic food

Good food friendly service thank you

Friendly, quick service and reasonably priced good chinese food. Wide range of Chinese & English food with nice selection of set menus.

Chinise na disgusted an hour wait for a meal hotter than a vindaloo...chinise!...somethings not right

Friendly staff if you decide to collect, if delivered always seems to be quicker than you think, delicious food everytime

Wrong order delivered, rudely told it was our fault so take it up with Just-Eat! Chicken instead of prawn & my daughter doesn't eat chicken so this wouldn't have happened! We paid for the correct dish to be delivered again! Mushroom rice included fried egg!! I don't like egg & would assume that a pre cooked egg fried rice was mixed in! Tofu which is usually a favourite was SO over cooked it was beyond rubbery & almost inedible! Rice was stodgy & sadly the whole experience was bland! My daughter had used Ho Ho before & loved it. This was our first time & she said that it was completely different & really poor! New chef? Anyway, we won't be using Ho Ho again!

We ordered a takeaway via JustEat last night which when it turned up included a chicken dish instead of the king prawn one my daughter wanted. We rang Ho Ho who weren't very helpful, basically accusing us of ordering the wrong dish even though we told them that she doesn't eat chicken so wouldn't have ordered it! They eventually agreed to send us the right dish but we would have to pay for it & take the problem up with JustEat! The food was bland and stodgy! There was egg in the mushroom rice which would suggest it had been mixed with egg fried rice...I don't like eggs! The tofu,usually a favourite was SO over cooked it was almost inedible, and the spring rolls tasted of old oil! This was our first time of using Ho Ho although my daughter had used them before & said that the food last time was completely different & much better so wondered if it was a different chef? We won't be using them again!

we used to always go here but since mr Ho senior left and new staff came in the food has lost its flavour , some of the dishes were dry when they used to be succulent . the food is still ok but for those of us that were treated to the original chefs its not up to scratch . shame used to be the best in the area

Fantastic meal, been several times before and everytime its stunning we had severeal dishes each one tasted lovley

Food is good, service is good, parking sucks

Absolutely vile! Never again ☹️

Hemos estado usando Ho Ho's por años y, más recientemente, en el último año. Nuestros favoritos personales son Chill pollo, pollo en salsa de limón y dulce y agria, pollo. Todo siempre llega a través de comer solo en la hora indicada, generosas porciones, preciosa y caliente y de excelente calidad. Ho Ho's bien hecho.

After a problem with Just eat. When my order turned up it was as expected yummy, hot and plenty of it.

I just ordered food to be picked up and they gave us the completely wrong food! I thought they was good but they've disappointed us tonight. 👎🏽👎🏽

No creo que se pueda conseguir un pollo en brotes de soja, Vegetales mixtos y el pescado y patatas fritas equivocado. Yo estaba equivocado. Las verduras mixtas estaba bien pero el pollo asado era más difícil cocidos, así que no podía masticar y la salsa que estaba tenía un muy desagradable tang. Tuve que en todo el pollo lejos como comestible. El pescado y las patatas fritas consistía en patatas fritas que estaban grasientos y daba sólo puedo asumir que se han preparado más de una vez. Pescado y patatas fritas todos pasta grasienta y tanto pescado como un dedo viscoso gris de pescado. Esta fue una experiencia horrible.

Been the best Chinese in Guildford for over 25 years

Got a curry from here last week worse rubbish i ever had had to throw in in the bin shame as i was expecting it to be good

All types of dishes are tasty! We ordered a few meat, rice and noodle dishes and all very nice. Price is also good, not overly priced at all.

Disappointed. I ordered poodle but got cocker spaniel instead.

I have known Ho-ho's for many years, 25+ and has rarely changed in quality and price combined. With several options of phoning orders ahead to ordering online to just showing up in person you will not be waiting too long for your food. I have...

Absolutamente todo lo que pedimos estaba insípido y de textura gluey. Echamos toda la cosa. Asqueroso, me echó para llevar chino de por vida.

A long time ago, I used this takeaway all the time but the business was passed from Mr Hoho to his younger family who decided to change the food. I tried it twice and twice I was unimpressed and so I have not been back for years.Last night, I decided to get a Thai curry for my wife and I. I asked how hot it was and was told, mild so I ordered one 'mild' and one hotter one for me.I was advised that the hotter one has an X on the lid.Once home, served up.My wifes one was not mild at all. She really doesn't like hot spices (the Korma type in an Indian). THis was really quite hot and she abandoned it half way through.Mine was actually much the same but had some red chillies thrown in. It was bland and just about OK - far from deliciousI shall return to staying awayI cannot recommend this place at all.

We always enjoy our takeaways from Ho Ho. The food is always consistent and delicious and not dripping in oil as so many other Chinese takeaways seem to be. Service is always with a smile.

Great service. Great food. Legendary in the Surrey Hills

I ordered a egg fried rice and chicken curry, started eating it and pulled a long thin bit of plastic from my mouth. It put me off slightly but I carried on. I got about half way through and noticed a long black hair in my curry and I am very disgusted. I am ginger so I know the hair definitely didn't come from me. I've eaten many times from here and it's always been great but this experience has definitely put me off ordering from here again for a long time. Very disappointed !

We ordered from here last night instead of our usual place as they delivered. None of the dishes were a patch on our normal take away apart from seaweed cabbage but difficult to get that wrong. Mushroom Foo young not great and crispy shredded beef not crispy.

My boyfriend went to the take away and ordered chicken chow main with no bean sprouts as he is allergic when he got home he found bean sprouts in his food. He was unable to take it back as the rest of the food would get cold and we had company when we called to complain they were very rude towards us and we wasted are money.

We have been using the Ho Ho for 25 years it is consistent no nonsense Chinese fayre alwasy quick and hot AAA+++

Been using Ho Ho for years. But the Char Su pork and duck I had tonight was absolutely vile. The pork was full of fat and there was no sauce on the meat but it was swimming in grease. Alround disgusting.

Not been here for a few months, has it changed hands? Picked up a curry tonight that was very much paler than usual and a bit bland! Husband was not impress, I thought it was "alright" . Chicken balls were really greasy and a puddle of oil in the bag :( and never enough sweet and sour sauce!! Have been going here for years, is it time for a change?

We occasionally have a takeaway from Ho Ho. In the past, the food has been OK but nothing special to be honest. And there has always been a hint of monosodium glutamate, which I don't like.We ordered a meal from Ho Ho tonight and the improvement was significant. The food was much fresher. More fresh vegetables, lighter and little or no sign of MSG.I really hope that this improvement is maintained and look forward to another meal from Ho Ho.

Without doubt the worst food iv'e ever eaten from a takeaway.I doubt this food is fit for human consumption and as soon as I and a few fiends had eaten a bit from each dish we new it was bad news. Chow main dry and burnt, ribs slimey and and smelt like dog s**t. Thai green curry beef was so thick and and the sauce was not green curry. It was thick, lumpy and tasted disgusting. NO vegetables just mangy beef and thick sauce. The beef tasted like jelly and was probably the lowest quality iv'e had. I like hot food but this was scorching as soon as you ate it your insides where on fire. It was barely edible and was actually causing me stomach issues while I was eating it. The other dishes where beef with Chinese style veg, borderline prison food. You get a takeaway to treat yourself but that was punishment and we had to pay £40 for the privilege. Should have known by the menu, offering absolutely everything from Chinese, thai, British fish n chips etc. Jack of all master of none. If your human don't eat from here is all I can say. The rude driver who turned up forgot our cans of coke and prawn crackers. Does that 20 times a night he's making a a few quid isn't he. Awful food awful service.

Had prawn toast for a starter which was lovely.. was so crispy on outside and soft on inside. Followed by Egg Fried rice and Crispy chilli shredded beef.. which was LOVELY! The Crispy chilli was so crispy and cooked to perfection. Usually I want the beef can be a bit soggy and not crispy with other restaurants but with Ho Ho the beef was perfectly crispy!Will definitely only use this Chinese takeaway from now on..Thank you Ho Ho!

I have used Ho Ho alot on the recommendation of a friend. I have found their quality and service to be excellent. The food is not greasy and taste really good