Curry Mount in Sutton - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

It is the best curry in Aberdeen . The flavours are just amazing. They have a great choice of curry and it worth the wait. Please go

Myself and a friend decided to take a punt on Curry Mount and sorely wish we didn't, for I would rather eat the sponge under the sink after it had been used to tend the drippings of a tramps bum... When this feast of 1000 arses finally arrived, down to the incompetence of a delivery driver who had become confused and perplexed by the complexities of a main road, we entered a world of regret, anger and disappointment with the kind of shell-shocked revulsion one would only assume sewer workers face first day on the job... We opened the containers, only to be confronted with the biggest load of sludging, drizzy, wet paste... This slithering vindaloo was literally swimming in grease. It was slop, actual slop, I've never seen anything like it, grease was indeed the word. We had to drain this catastrophe of shod into a glass tumbler, which is now forever ruined and tainted by the vile experiments conducted by the maniacs at Slurry Mount.. Furious and with spoons in hand, we bailed out the excess watery gravy from the tinfoil boat, like ship wrecked mariners on a sinking vessel until the glass was a quarter full with the despicable backwash from the 'gutterings of Hell' and it turns my guts just to look at it... By this point the gripping temptation to lob the lot out up the wall in disgrace was strong however we persevered.. But this was indeed not vindaloo; this was a deception, a trick; for was it hot? No! It was like korma that's been sloshed up in a care home. Was it tasty? Triple no... The mild, lacklustre bland gruel angered us at every mouthful and were left to think; are you punishing us? Why are you punishing us? What have we done!? In disbelief we continued our endurance, but what a waste of money this tasteless tepid butchering of cuisine truly was. This was subhuman sordid goulash that tasted as if were surely concocted in the worst borstal kitchen in the history of gut rot... Anyone who would recommend Slurry Mount should be on a register.