Crooked Billet in South Bucks - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Lovely staff very friendly and good food My Pimms is 👌 superb Definitely go back ⭐️⭐️🌟⭐️

Amazing service from lexi and Chris. Would defo recommend attending m.

Amazing place, lexi and Chris are both great hosts, meals were fantastic

Lexi and Chris are amazing food is brilliant and comes perfectly on time and great service All around amazing experience would definitely recommend attending great value for food

Lexi and Chris so friendly, make you feel welcome and both give brilliant service😊

Chris served us - he was very attentive and polite. Food was delicious and the daily offers were amazing. We had a wonderful lunch - thank you!

Aleah & Nancy were super friendly & very attentive. Food was lovely too!

A very nice lunch at a reasonable price great service an friendly atmosphere

Had a lovely meal out today at the crooked billet , iver heath Great food cooked perfectly !! Chef Jamie did a great job , Converting my husband back to being a regular Lovely friendly staff ( good bit of banta with ((lexi) behind the bar Will certainly be back

Came in last night for some dinner after work. Got served by the amazing Tilly, even due to the limited menu the food was still amazing from the chef Monk. Will definitely be back again to try the rest of the menu

Served by the lovely Tilly and team, had a fabulous evening. Very family friendly and calm lovely atmosphere. Highly recommend.

Really lovely service, maxing food with a god portion size and tastes amazing. Tilly our waiter was so so sweet. 100% recommend here loved our evening ❤️❤️

Enjoyed a lovely meal here. After phoning to say that we would be late to our reservation, there were no issues in changing the timings. Although there was a limited menu due to an issue with the gas, our group of 8 all enjoyed our meals and the kids enjoyed receiving a little toy. Tilly, Lexie, Shannon were very helpful and service was great.

Customer service from Lexi was amazing, she made the experience lovely. Food too lived up to its experience. Overall a great experience, would definitely come again!

I was extremely pleased with the service, food and greetings from the staff. Lexi knows how to make an amazing drink and definitely treats customers with respect and has an amazing sense of humour. Would definitely come again!

Welcoming big smiles👌😁😁😁 I came for lunch with my niece 🥗 and the service was great 👍 first time coming and I would recommend it to others. We will be back ❤️❤️

Aaliyah and Chris are cheerful and always happy to help.

Very good service from Aleha and Lexi very polite and great service Many Thanks

Portions on mains a little small, no check by staff and a long wait. Staff were friendly but unfortunately the long wait and portion size let them down

been before but even better this time. Lexi was so friendly and helpful recommending a Prosecco to us with an ice bucket too! Great conversation very friendly and entertaining. Lovely big garden and enjoyed the combo sharer. Extra star added this time for the ‘service’ and the ‘atmosphere’ ratings. Love this pub

Pub has changed a lot over last 12 mths food is actually mouth watering now service is good with staff making the effort and atmosphere is cool 😎

Went to the Crooked Billet today. The staff were lovely as always and we really enjoyed our food. The pub was nice and clean and the garden is huge for the kids to run around. We’ll be back!

Had an amazing afternoon meal with my family on the Sunday just gone , brilliant service by Tilly and Jack they made us feel so welcome and gave us a great experience. I will definitely be coming back

I was told with allergies to scan a code and that they cannot guarantee no cross contamination, i said its a vegan meal so should be ok she said again we cant garentee, on the code went on the gluten free menu nothing on there they had. I then asked for the vegan burger with gluten free bun, wow this was brick solid the beyond burgers were not beyond burgers,, not a nice meal at all. Glass was dirty and the kitchen doors was dirty and black hand marks going into kitchen. Not going back. Hungry horse very disappointed

I came in today. All I can say is wow. Every single staff member is absolutely amazing very polite and great with the kids. Shannon, Tilly and Lexi are so friendly and helpful. Highly recommend the crown of burgers

Great food, great price and friendly staff. Nice and clean and very good value for money. Tilly and nancy were brilliant and chef monks food was delicious.

What has happened here.. Phone for a booking and was told there was no availability until 8pm. Arrived to an empty restaurant and was allocated a table. I waited for a menu. Nothing happened after calling the waitress I was told that it was best to download an app, although if I really wanted to I could order at the bar. Luckily the chef knew how to cook a steak, but that was about it. The sauces purchased at additional cost are uneatable. Staff were so far removed from the customers that they may as well be the cleaners. Sorry this place needs closing down and reinventing it is lost. The saving grace is that it wasn't expensive, but few would mind paying a couple of £ more for a better dining experience

Came in earlier today for dinner and didn't even end up ordering food. We finished our drinks and left to go somewhere else. Tried calling the restaurant before hand to see if they had a specific item on the menu, as they haven't had it the past 3 times we've visited, and it is the main thing we visit for. I got sent through to an automated robot which didnt understand my enquiry at all. When the phone finally did ring through to the restaurant itself, after many attempts of me trying, I got no answer. This is really frustrating as we travelled for basically nothing, and it could have all been prevented if the staff just answered their phone. No reason not to as the restaurant wasn't busy at all, apart from one big table and a couple table of two's. Which is also why I was confused when the waitress told me it would be 40 minutes for food, longer if we wanted starters in fact. I've worked in hospitality for years and I know it shouldn't be that long of a wait with the amount of people in the restaurant. Whether there was a big table or not, its ridiculous. The wait has been like that the past couple times we've visited and I've let it slide, as I decided to this time aswell. I proceeded to order my food in which I asked to swap one of the items on my meal for something in reasonable range. I do this everytime I come, as I always get the same thing and it's never been a problem. Until today I guess 🙄. This was my final straw and I told the waitress not to worry about it. I finished my flavoured lemonade advertised as a "mocktail" and went to the Red lion down the road 😂. Place has really gone downhill and probably won't be coming again.

Came in for some lunch today with the family was welcomed by the lovely Tilly and served by Jack, The kids really enjoyed the candymania ice cream they couldn't believe their eyes at how big it was. would definitely recommend and definitely will be attending again

Just had a meal for my brothers birthday the food was nice and was served by jack very nice, friendly and and helpful

Beware of the old lady at the counter whose one of the most miserable people you will ever meet. She is absolutely arrogant. And as friendly as you can be with her she's arrogant in return. Put me right after place we, ll, never, ever go back again.

Excellent food. Used the Friday, buy one get one free offer on burgers , true value for money.

Very good service I caught her name her name is Lexi yeah very good very good servics

Great service from lexi Will come again

Lexi is the best! Love this place super friendly and good food.

Great food and Lexi looked after us very well

My daughter treated me to a Sunday lunch for Father’s Day. Worst Sunday roast I have ever had. Roast beef was as dry as old boots and yorkshirebudding was soft and stodgy. Will never eat in a hungry horse establishment again

Great as allways for a friday with family

Huge shout out to Aaliyah and Jack for their exemplary service on Sunday. Popped in after a visit to Black Park. Good value food, kids were happy in the garden and are already asking when we can go back next 😂

Shockingly unfriendly and unhelpful staff! Left without ordering! Needless to say, certainly not going back!!

Great service! Love Lexi to pieces. Very helpful in a breakdown would recommend anyone to break down here and meet Lexi lol

Lexi was very friendly and welcoming

The food was terrible, they did not give me my fries with my meal whn I asked at the till I was told they would come to my table but they never did there was a young lady and a young man on food service who had very good customer service skills other than her and him the bar staff (old biddy) where terrible obnoxious, maybe she didn't like the look of me oh well I will never come back. What a waste of money 🤑 and time do not do your self an injustice keep away

Amazing staff and wonderful food

Great staff friendly atmosphere

We had a girl called Aaliyah serving us and she was absolutely wonderful! Best customer service my family and I had ever received, so happy and smiley, such a lovely girl. Will visit again😃

Had a lunch at the Crooked Billet today. Great friendly fast service. Food was good. Exceptional service from a fantastic waitress called Aaliyan. Professional, friendly and very helpful. She made the experience much more and would definitely be returning.

Went to the crooked billet today served by Shanon and Nancy, great service will definitely be back 👍

We were served by Nancy & Leah on our lunch break and had lovely service.

Horrible, grubby place. Just needed a stop and food on a very long drive. Do avoid this place.

Pleasantly surprised by the food. Was not expecting much, but for the price mine and my partners food was well presented and good value for money

1 for been open 4 for bar service1as no other customers in the pub on a easter sunday cant believe in 2024 serving up instant mash potato days old veg

Was as expected for cheap food.

Love it, best pizza/pasta chain in Uxbridge.

Lovely mothers day meal. Got given a rose on arrival and free drink at the bar! All the staff were lovely and accomodating, especially Chris who was a great laugh when serving us desserts and Tilly who was very nice when ordering (and i even forgot to order desserts and she sorted straight away). Will definitely be back!

Honestly, I'm grappling with the conundrum of what's more askew: the moniker clinging to this establishment or the eccentric locals who, alas, crossed my path in this dreary, soul-sucking haunt. I'm not one to casually sling low ratings, but when I do, you can bet your bottom dollar there's a substantial reason behind it. Let me level with you—I wouldn't curse my worst foe with an invitation to this joint. Now, if, against all reason, you derive amusement from wandering into places that seem to feast on the essence of unsuspecting souls, all while revelling in some mind-bending banter with those of, shall we say, limited intellectual prowess, then give this spot a whirl. It's a peculiar haven for those who find mirth in chaos. Cheers to the brave souls seeking a topsy-turvy adventure! 🍻

Ordered a curry, received a kids portion Ordered a steak peas and chips, I could count the amount of peas. And chips. Unsatisfactory to say the least..

Unfortunately, the service was very slow on this visit. Our food (table of 14) came out in dribs and drabs. Half the kids had finished their meals before the other half even got theirs. The staff are very nice and the food is delicious 😋

Good pub! Really enjoyed the Vegan burger! Also love the horseshoe doughnut pudding. Our host Lexi was particularly lovely and attentive. Thanks for a great lunch!

This pub has restaurant, pool table and darts.

Lexi and Reagan were our hosts Impeccable service excellent food Thank you for the warm welcome

Me and several other football fans from South Wales stopped for a few refreshments. Great Service, lovely staff members, very accommodating. Pool table, dart board(unfortunately wasn’t able to use as no darts there). Food is good, very reasonably price. Not the best food I have had, but for the money you cannot go wrong! Very cheap and standard pub grub - thank you for having us!

Good prices. Was very quiet at Sunday lunchtime which was surprising at first. The quiet environment suited us. The service was generally to a good standard, friendly and helpful. The food quality was disappointing. Mediocre at best Roast beef was tough. Vegetarian gravy like water. No more available, so had to eat nut roast meal without gravy. Mashed potato was dry, with a skin/crust Cauliflower very over cooked. It's only fair to point out that the nut roast was delicious, so good I would have been more than happy to eat it on Christmas day. Next time we would try somewhere else at a similar price, or pay more elsewhere. For the price you can't expect top quality gourmet food, but you should be able to expect better than this.

Everything except the food itself was fine. The food was cardboard.

Great service, great staff very helpful 👍

Great place fir a cheap meal and very friendly staff 👍

Great staff, great food the only thing that let the place down was the toilets smelled of urine and my frinds said the ladys not much loo roll in the cubicles needs a dam good clean maybe a refurbishment in the new year, we would go again

We came here for a meal the food was ok would not say brilliant. I will say the service was very good and quick. The building after Christmas needs to be closed for a while for a refit and a good tidy it’s looking very tired the toilets are disgusting not clean at all needing a re dec. will come back but some changes need to be done ASAP

Thank you Nancy and Leah for your splendid service. We were a large group and were there to celebrate Christmas and mostly chose the festive menu which is a great deal for 3 courses. The food portions were generous, tasted great and arrived in plenty of time. The seating area was lovely and the whole restaurant looked very festive for the Christmas season. Thanks once again for making our experience so relaxed and enjoyable.

Went for lunch. Staff were friendly, food came hot and tasted good. Can't overly comment on the atmosphere as it was only lunchtime but seems to have plenty of space for evening meals and events

Very friendly staff, food good value (particularly with the daily deals) and very accommodating to young children.

Food was good, but I expected a proper mixed grill Very good atmosphere Friendly staff too

A great family getogether's and meal 😋

What a great Christmas feel to the pub...very welcoming staff!! Great Christmas menu,lovely food.....and cheeky little Christmas cocktail menu to finish on!! Be back 100% before Christmas for round 2.

Love the place ... amazing beer and food

Really nice atmosphere and great staff, friendly and helpful. The chicken new-yorker and 15oz gammon were perfect. Can definitely recommend.

Love this place...even more now since the change of team....great food, value and service.. keep up team 👍👍👋👋👋

Great food, lovely service and very friendly staff, highly recommended and will be going back soon

Went with friends, and its easy to get to. The food and atmosphere is really good, clean, plenty of space and good for kids. Beth and Chris knew how to greet and treat. Well done guys. Thanks.

Went for my mum's birthday I took a cake with us and asked the lady behind the desk if they would bring it out and light it to which she said yes. After the meal we asked another lady if they could bring out the cake she said no you have to do it yourself and light the candles yourself and bring out the cake yourself. I tried to find a lighter but had no luck and she just left the cake out on the side for my mum to see. None of my family smoke so had no luck with a lighter so we had to unfortunately leave the cake and will have to do it another day. If we were told at the start we had to do it ourselves we could have worked something out quickly but we were told yes so it is very disappointing. The food was okay as much as you expect from a hungry horse and our main server was lovely but just a shame we got told one thing and then got denied it when we needed it

We were served by the Manager. Very chatty,very polite and friendly. Food was lovely I had Chicken New Yorker. Hubby had Mixed Grill. Pudding was amazing, Candymania. Will definitely be coming back.

Food was like it came from a school canteen, no flavour, no presentation, plus we had to even clean our table ourselves as it was filthy. Never coming here again. Food is too overpriced for what you get. The menu sounds and looks better than what they physically hand you. Absolutely disappointed.

It was terrible over a med rare steak it came out well done then the refire came out rare, chicken breast was deep fried, restaurant just looked dirty and when I complained staff just said what am I meant to do about that like really I’m sure if your food is that bad you must get a lot of compliments so you should no how to actually help by now. If I could give 0 stars I would I don’t recommend at all definitely won’t be returning

Absolutely lovely food, great offers and value for money. Lovely friendly helpful staff. The restaurant/ pub and loos all very clean. Sometimes I eat there twice a day! It’s that good value for the food. And portions sizes are brilliant. Only one thing I would say is I’d rather not have the background music playing as it’s never to my taste and is actually annoying.

Just a great place to eat and drink

Go here every weekend With my Partner , food is amazing and service great

The food and drinks was perfect and for the best price 👌

Great place great staff well and truly amazing well done team I’ll be back

Great service and young lady behind bar went above and beyond. A1.

Visited an old family favorite for a quick stop, but unfortunately, this will be our last time. Our experience was truly awful. While we understand the place is known for being affordable and pleasant, there was no sense of cheer during this visit. I ordered the mixed grill, but it was so appalling that I couldn't even eat it. The staff remained friendly, which was the only positive aspect. The garden had potential with its nice ambiance, but it felt like taking a tour around a cigarette butt factory due to the excessive number of discarded butts lying around. Our advice: steer clear of this place. Avoid at all costs

Lovely staff and a lovely meal. The restaurant could do with a bit of tlc though.

Disappointing. I had 2 very tough chicken breasts, but luckily they were only about the size of chicken nuggets ( two 4cm squares ) so I got off lightly. And the bar lady was obviously also having a bad day.....very sullen. Nice weather though!

The was muck I should say something else

Went with low expectations and was disappointed

Food was nice and they were willing to change something on my meal so I could stick to my diet

Absolutely fantastic service couldn't do enough for us. Will be visiting again very soon.

As part of ' the Green King ', this pub restaurant is different. Based on one of the nearest local diners, the food (even though it's a UK like pub food) introduces quality vs the the franchised version. Better food dining and one to try if you have yet to try a new place.

Lovely place to visit.. food is good. Love this place 😍😍

Could be so much better. Long waits, average food. Totally under resourced and lack of anyone caring... a good project if invested in..

Very helpful manager...great food