Crocodile Cafe in Haringey

Great vibe, awful service, medium quality

Unfortunately the coffee was terrible and service a bit slow. I ordered an oatmilk latte and received steaming hot oatmilk water. I didn't even taste the coffee. On a positive note, the staff were friendly.

A great cafe with lovely atmosphere. Will visit again soon!

Gluten free review. Lovely cafe with outdoor seating with cover. Large menu and gf bread and understood my allergies. Little kids play area to which always is a bonus. Sadly there wasn’t any gf cake left but they do have it. I went quite late in the day.

Recommendation from a friend of mine, and it did not disappoint! The vibe is fun and quirky which will keep you engaged at all time. It also has awesome views from the garden and really enjoyed the food. Portion sizes are decent, you will be leaving well fed for a reasonable price. Juices and smoothies are delicious and a must have! Really good customer service with friendly staff. Looking forward to coming again!!!

Child friendly cafe with smoking area 🤔 Some of the food was ok, the sandwich was poor (is it too much to ask to butter the bread?), the service was functional.

After waiting 45 minutes for 3 pancakes, the waitress brings the same pancakes to a nearby table. Customers arrived 20 minutes after us...she asks us for forgiveness for forgetting and makes us wait 20 minutes more. Probably because we are not English. I do not recommend this place

Cute seating and quick service. Food was ok. I ordered the brie and bacon sandwich. I was so disappointed that it wasn’t toasted. It would have made the dish so much better.

We came on a sunny Monday morning and had the whole outside area to ourselves. Friendly staff, nice coffee and decent British breakfast food.

Nice outdoor area. Free wifi, good speed. The food's ok, it's British.

I had lunch here again after a few years and remembered why I've avoided it. Nice spot in Muswell Hill but the food lacks lustre, with small portions that are horrendously over-priced. My friend got two pieces of dry toast (no butter) and a spoonful of the drabbest scrambled egg you ever saw (definitely not 2 eggs as promised), and I had an over-baked potato (the skin was thick and tough as old boots) with some tuna squashed into the middle, and a few shards of iceberg lettuce and a cherry tomato cut in half on the side. Very disappointing for a tenner each. A little more care and this could be a fab place to have lunch.

Delicious coffee and food, the highlight was the friendly service by the young waiter. Will come back for sure!

Not nice this one. The cafe is normally cute with friendly staff ( we used to visit often ). But there were different people at the counter and serving … cos the lady taking the orders was not very friendly … no smile … and the man serving was definitely goofing up the orders … and May be that’s led to this mismanagement of orders . We ordered some food for my kid and coffee and juice. They gave the coffee and juice to someone else and inspite of the man telling me it’s a bit delayed he eventually tells me that they lost the order and had given it to some one else after half and hour ) and the man cracks some joke and laughs loudly amongst themselves about it ! Forget having any empathy for making someone else wait .. they laugh about it ! It was a strange and embarrassing, as it felt odd .. as to why they were joking and laughing. I mean how did he give it to someone else when there are order numbers ? They gave me cash back for the juice and coffee but it’s the experience not the money that matters. 😮 anyways, jolly decent places to visit around here with your kid but this one …

Food is over priced Poached egg soaked in vinegar, bubble no flavour what so ever. Dirty cutlery. Had poached egg, toast, 1 sausage and so called bubble £8.95 really not worth it.

I recently had a bad experience at your establishment. While placing my order, the staff member assisting me abruptly left and instructed her colleague to take over. The colleague was unfamiliar with the menu and unable to describe the food dressings he offered, at one point stating, "I am not sure, but they are good." Meanwhile, the initial staff member was laughing at her colleague, which appeared quite unprofessional. We checked the closing time on Google before arriving, which stated 5 pm on Sunday (see screenshot). We ordered just before 4 pm, in line with the menu stating the kitchen closes at 4 pm, and spent over £60. When my guests arrived just after 4 pm, another staff member came and rudely informed us that they were closing and claimed her colleague had already told me, which was not the case. She insisted that they always close at 4 pm on Sunday and, despite me showing the Google listing saying 5 pm, she did not apologize and only mentioned she would inform the manager. At 4:20 pm, another staff member informed us (in a nice way) that they would be closing in 10 minutes, which we acknowledged. However, right after, another person started collecting our plates while we were still eating and rudely stated, "WE ARE CLOSING." I've been a regular visitor since the beginning of 2023, enjoying the lovely location for brunch. Unfortunately, after this experience, I won't be returning. The staff needs proper training on professionalism and customer service.

Fantastic lunch sat under cover in the garden at Crocodile Cafe Friendly staff with fast service A toasted bacon avocado sandwich with a rhubarb cawston press came to £13 Would high recommend for a lunch stop off just set back from the bustle of the high street! Cakes looked great too

Great service and even better cake.

I love this cafe, it’s close to bus stops and the main road at Muswell hill Broadway. The stuff is so friendly and very welcoming, quiet place to drink a coffee, hot choc, smoothie or tea. They got food as well in their selection and I love the way you can enjoy a nice terrace or upstairs a quiet cosy sofa/ chairs area. Full of books and a spacious comfy place to rest. Also is dogggg friendly !!!!!

We have been going to this restaurant for a long time but the customer service has deteriorated. Today my family and me went to eat and the person who was taking my order was rude and inpatient. This woman was so rude that in the middle of the order left and told her colleague to continue with my order. Her colleague of course justified her behaviour saying "it was a busy day". Well I think many people at work have stressful experiences, nevertheless rude behaviour is not an excuse. I paid 50 pounds for the food and I think at least I deserved to be treated well.

Came in for my usual cappuccino and it’s gone up from 2.90 - 3.45… Hugh increase which is unjustifiable!!! It’s isn’t brilliant either so why??? Staff are fab though!!

The Pizza was horrible, I found a pube from a black haired gentleman in my pizza. Had a weird phlegm-y substance on top of my pizza. I fully believe that one of the workers spat in my food to spite me.

Cozy spot, I visit often. The waitresses are always so very nice and welcoming. They all kinds of sweet treats like ice cream, tea cakes etc. They also have healthy shakes. They're open for breakfast and lunch. They normally close at 5pm. I have to mention that there is comfortable seating both upstairs and outside along with a kiddy play section. Ideal local place for a bite to eat or coffee in a relaxed and laid back environment.

The Crocodile Cafe is a real Muswell Hill institution. It was a regular haunt of ours when the kids were growing up and our recent visit was our first in a while, thankfully it remains as good as ever. We popped in for a bit of brunch and sat outside with our little dog. Food was excellent and well cooked and the service friendly and attentive. Whilst you are there don't forget the shop at the side where you can pick up all manner of nice bits!

Absolutely the best full English breakfast tasty and hot, great staff and service

We have been going to this restaurant for a long time but the customer service has deteriorated. Today my family and me went to eat and the person who was taking my order was rude and inpatient. This woman was so rude that in the middle of the order left and told her colleague to continue with my order. Her colleague of course justified her behaviour saying "it was a busy day". Well I think many people at work have stressful experiences, nevertheless rude behaviour is not an excuse. I paid 50 pounds for the food and I think at least I deserved to be treated well.

Rude and incompetent staff. Once I asked for a fork to eat my fries, and the waitress said all forks are dirty but she offered me a spoon instead. No joking. Food is sort of ok, but overpriced.

Such a lovely hideaway spot, great for families even sitting outside in wet somewhat chilly weather. We are lunch and had desserts and let the kids play while we had a second to ourselves. Def going to return!

Large outdoor covered area with heaters and toys and Wendy play house for kids. Very family friendly. Upstairs cosy tables as well.

Lovely cafe restaurant located in Muswell Hill. Variously dishes. Tasty food. I love the coffee latte. Is oy dining outside but don't bother me. I visit this place with my daughter even during a rain weather. U can sit in a clear bubble or find under the different name dome house. There is warm and cozy. Crocodile Cafe provide a playhouse with toys inside for kids under 5 and even 5+. My daughter is 7 years old and she still loves to play there. There is always busy, so looks like people like this place, and I have no doubt about it. The background is just lovely. Flowers and imitation of birds everywhere, beautiful decorations on lights. A lot of green plants around and there is a pound with a catfishes and random coloured carps. Friendly and kind customer service and nice people all around. Dogs friendly place. I am visiting often.

Always worth a visit to this established place. We sat inside as it was cold. (But there are lots of seats outside). It is a lovely place with a great atmosphere and vibe. The Menu has lots of choice and I could see other tables had many varied meals. Friendly but expert service.

I wasn’t impressed with the service from the staff not very welcoming or helpful but the food was great.

Lovely atmosphere and great cafe

Definitely a good place to go to with children.

I have been coming here for the last 4 months, the girls have always been amazing, service was excellent and always good! Today I went in as it has become a tradition, and this lady at the counter, with dark violet hair has refused to add me scrambled eggs on a Sunshine breakfast even though I asked for both mushrooms and beens to be taken off. I was shocked as the service has always been Amazing and extra good. I don’t understand why in a whole month I have never faced this type of service and today I felt highly mistreated

Nice place for a seat in. Large coffe is really giant coffe xd And delicious gluten free cake! :)

Dreadful service. After completely forgetting half the order they couldn’t even apologise. Toilets smell of nappies. The jacket potato was lovely but the poor service detracted from the overall experience. Don’t bother.

A lovely hidden gem in Muswell Hill Lovely garden with plenty of sunny and shady places. Food and drinks are fantastic value. Fresh and high quality ingredients, with a varied menu. I really enjoyed the sunshine breakfast and was particularly impressed with the scrambled egg. Staff members are very friendly and accommodating. Food and drinks arrive promptly.

Delicious food in a quaint setting in Muswell Hill. We ate the chicken schnitzel burger and bubble and sausage - both were very tasty.

The staff are always so upbeat and friendly - love the outside area and couldn’t do without my regular poached eggs and avocado on toast!

Beautiful place, very friendly staff, reasonable prices.... You must visit crocodile cafe ... A hiden paradise in London..

Beautiful friendly sweet place. Genuine people. We loved it!

Cute cafe with great indoor and outdoor space. Simple selection of drinks and cakes. Great views upstairs but also little garden outside. Connected with shop, however the service there wasn't good and most of stock is cheap quality chinese made stuff.

Super nice place, especially on the sunny day. I love breakfast menu and staff very friendly, specially Bibi. Will come again.

Wonderful place, lovely friendly staff. Bibi was very helpful and provided very helpful service. We will definitely be back.

Nice café in Muswell Hill with play area for kids.

Lovely little find... calm and tranquil with lots of greenery away from the busy street. Staff super friendly and helpful and food good quality and portion size for the price. Will definitely visit again.

The place has very nice atmosphere but the breakfast was terrible, It happens so rare that I leave a food on plate, this time I had no choice. The service is also very poor. Sure I will never go

My all time favourite brunch cafe for over20 years it has such relaxing chilled atmosphere. Whenever i am in muswell hill I feel like to pop in.

Love coming here, it’s a beautiful place to have a coffee and cake 🍰 Great milkshakes and smoothies too!

It's ok if you want something different to eat but it's family friendly which means that you'll get screaming kids about. If you want a chiller place to eat, not the place for you. Side note: Waiting almost 30 minutes for an ice latte on a hot day is unfortunate

Lovely neighbourhood café with outdoor seating area and a great choice of food and drink.

Had the English Breakfast. Poached eggs were really good and decent quality bacon and sausage. Will be back I think

Good selection of sweet and savoury cafe food at various prices. Has kids menu. Outside tables tend to be used by parents and children as buggy accessible etc and toilet (1) nearby. Partly covered. Indoors has small and larger tables in two areas adjoining shop. Can get very busy at times. Order food before you sit and it is brought to you. Portions on the large side. Steep stairs to order point if that's a difficulty for anyone. You could order then go out and round through the shop which has less stairs. Dog friendly.

rocodile Antiques' café is a charming gem with a delightful garden setting. The enchanting ambiance, antique furniture, and lush greenery create a serene atmosphere. The menu offers delicious dishes, including all day brunch and salad , served by attentive staff. It's a perfect spot to enjoy a cozy meal surrounded by the beauty of the garden.

The perfect hidden spot in Muswell Hill. Posh mushrooms breakfast was perfectly paired with some great views and good company. Outdoor seating the clear greenhouse seating creates the perfect escape from the busy high street.

This spot is great for so many reasons!! It’s in a beautiful location, the food is fresh and very tasty. We had the chicken burgers, jacket potatoes, sandwiches and a kids meal. The variation in the menu is fantastic. Coffee is particularly excellent, and so much choice when it comes to smoothies and shakes. As for the cakes, homemade and so much choice. Highly recommend

If you push past the shop you find the cafe, amazing view from the indoor seating but if you go downstairs to order you also get a cess to the amazing terrace

My boyfriend and I came in for a late brunch. He ordered a fish sandwich and chips which he throughly enjoyed. I ordered an avocado and bacon sandwich, which on the menu says comes with lettuce and Mayo inside. I also ordered some chips and a poached egg on the side. When my food came, it had no avocado, Mayo or lettuce inside. I send it back telling the café employee that it was missing items. It’s then handed back to me at the table with avocado and Mayo added in. I go back and ask about the lettuce and she’s like it’s meant to be on the side. However, from my boyfriend’s sandwich I can see the lettuce was meant to be inside because his was (his lettuce was inside and he said it was because that’s what it said it came with on the menu), and he also had the same salad chucked on the side of the plate like mine which the lady had claimed was lettuce for my sandwich. My sandwich said it came with lettuce in the menu too. However, the lady decided to gaslight me. Don’t come here unless you want to be gaslit on your own order. These people couldn’t care less. My boyfriend has been a fan of the food here for years, however the terrible customer service means we won’t be returning.

Bad at all levels. Service,staff, wrong order and food. We understood after why this place was the only one not busy in the area.

The person at the till was just rude, and took the wrong order, the food was also sub par... Disappointing as the setting is very nice.

Walked in without without having booked. Ordered two eggs benedict and a smoothie. Reasonably priced as well. Service was quick and the food was excellent. Lovely and relaxed atmosphere. Well worth calling in when you are in Muswell Hill.

Since this place has such high reviews I can only assume that my issue relates to take away orders. A sausage & egg sandwich costing £8.45 is bad enough. When the order has one sausage & one egg in it then that’s no longer “cost of living” or inflation it’s just ridiculous. There are so many better establishments in Muswell Hill providing great food at much better value for money. Take your patronage there.

We sat outside in the winter sun on the terrace at the rear. It's very nicely secluded and you're off the main road; unlike all the other cafe/restaurants in Mussy Hill if you want a bit of 'al fresco.' Had a very acceptable brunch and a nice smoothie. Its not top of the range ingredients with sourdough toast etc (it was probably Hovis!) but it's freshly made and the prices are very reasonable.

Bellissima location, specialmente il terrazzo con le casette trasparenti.

Nice cafe with heated outdoor tables for those with dogs.

Lots of outdoor seating. Tasty vegan breakfast.

Tasty cooked breakfasts, baked potatoes and sandwiches. The upstairs seating area is relatively quiet and relaxed. There's a great covered outdoor area so perfect if you have you have children who want to play in the wendy house or perhaps your doggie with you. Good coffee and cakes although not much gluten free.

Very good coffee, service and ambience

First time here! Great food, friendly staff and nice view, Magdalena was very friendly and helpful. Great customer service, highly recommended, definitely coming back soon!

Food is delicious and service is great! There's a childrens' play area. Cute hidden gem in Muswell Hill. Must visit!

Unfortunately very disappointing. The staff do not care whatsoever, and one of them even raised her eyebrows at me, when I asked for butter! I have a walking group, and will no longer visit. Rude!

A cute bohemian spot for simple food. A lovely place to enjoy with young family. The pond is a nice attraction

Lovely, quiet and relaxing cafe at the back of Crocodile Gift Shop in Muswell Hill. Slightly quirky space, very friendly staff, really great food.

Great veggie breakfast and lots of nice outdoor seating area

I am a regular customer for many years but today becsuse of one the member of staff who was very rude and disrespectful I've got really upset I think they should respect the customer and not boss them around like she did today!!

Great little garden, also with some sheltered space. Reasonable prices. The coffee cake waa moist and not too sweet. I did not share! Friendly service.

Good place for spending time with your children

A long time fixture on the high road of Muswell Hill. Nice garden seating area and quite kid-friendly. Food ok, cake a bit bland.

This local cafe in Muswell Hill is STILL a gem! Quiet indoor seating and a cute little outdoor garden area, with a little stream with fish in it, is certainly a sanctuary off the high street. Great coffee and fresh juices, plus great cooked breakfasts and pizza with salads. There is also a shop which is part of Crocodile Cafe has been there for many years and still retains the air of charm from the 70's with quaint jewellery and candles and such like. The staff are lovely too. It is certainly is one of my favourite places in Muswell Hill!

Great place they are open longer than 4.00pm

A bit of a strange setting for a restaurant/cafe. It's a bit off putting watching the kitchen through the windows in the courtyard and having to listen to the noise of the chefs. The food was best forgotten, cheap quality items and very bland. Bit of a cheek to charge extras for things like hash browns etc. when these items should be part of breakfast. Definitely better locations for breakfast.

Was visiting the area and this cafe was listing on a top 10 things to do, so was excited when we stumbled on it. That's where the excitement ended. I had the worst avocado and eggs on toast I've ever experienced. How you can mess up smashed avo I don't know, the poached eggs were so over done, and the toast cold and soggy. No one came to check, otherwise, I would have pointed this out. It was dead, so not sure why it was so overdone. Cheap twinnings green tea and chipped mug. All in all an unpleasant experience sadly

Staff were friendly, and the outdoor setting is nice on a fine day. Limited menu but great smoothies and fresh juices.

Delicious food and very friendly staff

Lovely hidden place, great for kids as well. A lot of healthy options plus a cute garden to stay at

Pleasant venue with good seating arrangement inside and outside. Exterior area provides family friendly tables with wendy house for children's play and a 3 level koi pond. Prices are on the high side as expected in Muswell Hill.

Very tasty food. Been going to the Crocodile Cafe since I was a child. Great place for visitors!

Love this little cafe for its vibe and friendly service. While the coffee is nothing special, this groovy green smoothie is possibly the best I’ve tasted!

Great outdoor area with kids play house, etc, suitable for toddlers up to 10 years old.

Funky café, slightly hidden away but right on Muswell Hill Broadway. Great outdoor area with kids playhouse. Very popular with parents with small children. Indoor area if you don't want to hear the noisy, excited children. Normal prices & range of food & drinks that you would expect in a café.

I have been going to this gem for years now though over years changed management I knew the last person who was managing and he was fabulous bubbly person and food was just great and there were more paintings on the wall more regular exhibitions etc . But I guess pandemic hit all business hard and this was my regular place for my morning breakfast . Lately its changed again , but staff friendly and price gone up but its everywhere the same . I love the shop because it sells some vintage staff and unusual great selection for gifts. My recent visit I smiled when I saw the old grand baby piano 🎹 which is great I don't remember the I couldn't resist played abit actually they didn't mind abit . But I was quite 😜i nothing bad to say as matter of fact I'm leaving now to go and have my breakfast there .they cook my eggs way I like it too .

The Crocodile Cafe is out of sight, But once you find it, they treat you right! With good coffee and good food, You'll definitely want to take a bite!

Beautiful day, beautiful garden . Food is nice perfect lunch tasty smoothies . Definetly worth going

Lots of lovely things in this fabulous shop, both for kids and adults. Next time we have more time, we would like to return and try the cafe...

My friends and I absolutely love this cafe Lovely staff, environment and food Make sure you go and try this place at least once and I'm quite sure you'll love it

Wonderful outdoor seating. Igloo type sheds. Simple menu and great tasting coffee.

The place is nice but the food is not great and def not cheap considering the prices

A pleasant cafe at the back of a gift shop with three seating areas - both indoors and outdoors on the lower floor where the serving counter and kitchen are situated, and an indoors upstairs area with views over London that has an entrance from the rear of the shop. If you go in through the shop you have to go downstairs to order. The upstairs also has nice paintings on the wall and a local notice board for activities. Being in Muswell Hill, these include Qi Gong, theatre and pottery. This is a nice relaxed place to meet someone or have a coffee or some food.

the place is child-friendly and has a small pond with koi fish. The food is extremely overpriced and not tasty. I paid for 2 hot choc, 2 coffee, 1 avocado+halloumi burger with mixed leaves and chips £25 - my toddler at my top bun and I asked whether I can get another top bun, she said: "if you pay for it..."..after paying £25 - ridiculous!!

Lovely place to stop for coffee and lunch. Odd having a fish finger sandwich sitting next to the Koi carp; made me feel guilty!