Coastguards Tea Rooms in Hastings - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

A bit overpriced. Eighteen pounds for a tea, coffee and two scones!

Great little cafe with good food and service. Inside and outside seating. We had lunch/cake/tea. There is also a full bar. Owners are very friendly. The decor is rather dated but don't let put you off

Had excellent coffee and cakes here after a walk in Hastings Country Park. Plenty of space outside and in, and a few parking places nearby. Very friendly service. Vegan cake options.

Exactly what we needed! Amazing breakfast and the staff were incredibly friendly. They made us and our young puppy feel comfortable. Really lovely place to stop off, can’t fault it.

Lovely food and welcome on a weather filled day

Amazing find. The food is lovely, coffee tasty, service impeccable 😋. Very friendly owner who can't do enough for you, On a week's stay in the area we ended up being magnetically drawn back 4 times. Can't say anymore

Steven was the perfect host and very friendly and attentive. Excellent food and service, so much so that we visited 4 times during a 6 day stay nearby! Thank you to the Coastguard Cafe team. xxx

Such a fantastic service. The kind gentleman serving couldn't have done more for us. The food was delicious, and they had such a variety that we ate at the coastguard cafe most mornings for the week of our holiday.

Lovely place, dogs are welcome, delicious food, friendly staff. Looking forward to coming back soon!

Amazing hidden away spot with a perfect view from the balcony, friendly, and helpful staff. Absolutely brilliant food, well cooked and scrumptious.

19 May had wonderful meal at cafe with my two dogs. Proprietor couldn’t have been more welcoming. An absolute must to visit!

A tad more expensive than other cafe but the view was amazing and service was excellent

Stopped here for a late breakfast. Fantastic place to eat, good food and great service.

A coffee and slice of cake cost me £8.25. Daylight robbery.

Lovely spot, eat indoors or out, wide variety for food to cater for everything from cup of coffee to pie, mash and veg. Dog friendly, fab as it is near to so many good walks, and car park (paid) very close by.

Just popped into this cafe by chance and the friendliest and best service I've ever received. Didn't eat but food looked very good.

I haven't eaten here yet but just meeting the owner makes me happy. A+++. P s. From London and did a hike here.

Our first ever visit today and very pleased with everything - food, menu choices, the restaurant itself (layout and position) and the host who was very attentive and perceptive. We will definitely be visiting the Cafe again!

Great place for a real English cream tea after a brisk walk over the hills of Fairlight. Brilliant value.

High quality food and exceptionally high customer service! Highly recommended. Will defo come again.

Super friendly, welcoming and generous. The authentic local experience. Love it.

Had a very nice English breakfast here. Service was very good. Plus they're dog friendly

Good view, good service, good coffee and very good food. Well worth a visit.

Another wonderful lunch today. As always, the veg was fresh and plentiful. Both the chicken and steak pies were packed full of filling. I followed this with an extremely moist lemon drizzle cake (and a taste of cheese cake). Both of which were delicious.

We held my parents 50th Wedding Anniversary here and Stephen was very helpful with all the arrangements leading up to the day, he wanted everything to run smoothly and to create a relaxed atmosphere. The day went very well with my parents really enjoying the afternoon. Stephen checked that everything was as we wanted it and his staff were very helpful. The pies seemed to be the favourite food of the guests. I would definitely recommend the venue.

This our very first visit to the Coastguards Cafe'. Parking is scarce and difficult but after discovering the Pay & Display opposite it was a short walk via a footpath. I am a Blue Badge holder which enabled free parking but others would have to pay. On entering the Cafe' we made our way to the Conservatory, the view from which we couldn't fault. The panarama and ambience was wonderful but when our food turned up it was a different story. I had the smoked salmon and cream cheese baguette whilst my Wife had a Quiche salad. Both meals had what looked like they had dogs hairs on them and the quiche was "soggy" as though frozen. The owner was OK about it with a soft apology. My Wife sent her plate back to the Kitchen which was quickly returned with the hair removed (no replacement food). When the bill appeared it came to £27.50p. No discount or recompense. There was also a presumptious service charge of £1.50 (6%) added on without our consent which we didn't asked to be removed but thought it an audacity considering. Unfortunately, first and last time at the Coastguard Cafe' without any form of recommendation. In our opinion, overpriced and overrated! !

Great service. Ideal place to go for a small break if you work in the community. Internet access available if needed. Well done Steve. Definitely coming back again.

1st time visit , and will definitely be back. Wonderful place in great location. Homemade food was great.

Peaceful with great views and lovely food.

Definitely need some experienced staff!!! Waited 45mins for food! The roast was way overpriced!

Found this place on the walk from Hastings to Rye. So glad we did. Food was delicious and very good value, and the people there were super friendly. We were able to sit at the back next to the open windows on a boiling hot day, and it was perfect.

Nice place. Great menu. Attentive staff. I had an omelette which was cooked well. Will go back again. Reasonable prices too.

Fabulous place. Food was really tasty, host was charming and location is beautiful 🤩. Our dog was well looked after as well 👍

Absolute gem of a place. Will defo be returning. Everything was fantastic. Dog friendly, wheelchair access and parking. Thankyou we really enjoyed our visit.

This is a lovely little gem of a cafe, just tucked away from the main carpark. You can watch the birds while dining and taking in the view.

Great coffee and cakes. Friendly owner! Highly recommended.

We had our Mum’s wake here and Steve and his staff helped to make it a very special and personal experience. They were incredibly helpful and put on an amazing cream tea for everyone. The location is perfect with stunning views over the country park. It is truly a hidden gem that is worth checking out.

Two of us had lunch - quiche & macaroni cheese, sticky toffee puds, wine & coffee for a very reasonable price. We sat in the conservatory area overlooking the sea. We'll be going back again.

First visit with the new owner Paul. Great breakfast and a very friendly welcome. We'll worth the visit.

Awesome breakfast. Lovely staff

Nice, relaxing place to eat after a walk. Good food served by lovely staff 😀👍

Steve was very welcoming and accomodated us with dogs and (1 or 2) fussy eaters! Really friendly atmosphere, lovely views, great food options and (perhaps best of all) good value for money. Would definitely recommned!

Fantastic accidental discovery after a long walk. Friendly welcome, extremely tasty sausage sandwich (from a local butcher I was told) and delicious local beer. Best cafe I’ve been to for a long time.

He make you feel special and his food is wonderful

An outstanding find. The cream tea was the perfect size and the scones are to die for. The staff are really friendly and welcoming, and the view from the window is amazing. I could sit all day watching the ships in the channel sail past slowly and gracefully.

Lovely home cooked food, very welcoming although service can be a bit inconsistent at times. Dog friendly inside and out, with treats for the doggy customers 🙂🐕. Only about 100m along the path past the Grey Owl stone plaque, and a much nicer feel to it than the council run Bale house by the car park.

Very friendly, relaxing atmosphere. Good chat with the owner Steve. Every version of vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free and dairy-free available. Very impressed with this. Will come again, for sure. Thanks Steve.

Great venue! A must for anyone visiting the area! The owner, Stephen, is a really nice guy, so genial and friendly. Amazing views of the coastline and surrounding countryside. If you visit Fairlight and you don't go to this establishment then you haven't really seen Fairlight!

The owner is simply lovely and the view food and service are all amazing!

A lovely welcoming place, friendly and helpful staff, they do an amazing victoria sponge and cappuccino!

A lovely and welcoming cafe, with just about everything I like. I had hot roast beef in a baguette which was perfectly cooked and juicy. My wife and I sat in the conservatory, which overlooked a beautiful garden and a lovely view across Fairlight and down towards the sea. My wife’s carrot cake was moist and delicious. The host was friendly and helpful. He gave us some absolutely spot on directions and walking advice. Couldn’t be happier.

I was looking for a nice cafe with a view to take my mum out to. We found it! Fabulous friendly service from the proprietor, great coffee and wonderful views. Also a great selection of extremely nice home-made cakes. My mum's not a huge cake-lover but really enjoyed her fruit cake (haven't seen her eat so much in quite a while), while my vegan raspberry ripple cake was absolutely delicious. Will definitely visit again. Thank you very much.

Another wonderful lunch enjoyed today, excellent food and surroundings. Highly recommended and warm welcome received,as usual from Steve.

Great welcome. Service excellent. Food lovely.

I used to visit the coastguard cafe a few years ago before the covid pandemic took the world by storm and it was a great friendly place with a lovely atmosphere. It closed down for whatever reason which may or may not have been covid related and another cafe not very far away which shall remain nameless took the business away, coastgaurd has recently reopend under new management and after using the other cafe for a few years and one day feeling annoyed at the service we tried the coast guard again and thoroughly enjoy the experience the food was good and varied, the service excellent and value for money

Stopped in for lunch halfway through a coastal walk, was everything we needed and more. Good food, attentive and friendly service with lots of helpful local knowledge. Not enough room for cake sadly but by all accounts it's worth it for them alone

Very good cake and coffee. Perhaps a little bit overpriced though, especially as there is an alternative a few yards away.

Lovely food and great service from the owner a great cafe in beautiful location

Awful. Strange quiche with very soggy bottom, tired cardboard potatoes, gluey cheesecake, irritating owner.

We had ploughman's and went for the more expensive one with gherkins but there wasn't any and the coleslaw had a horrible tainted taste. This was not a ploughman's more like a salad with floppy lettuce and small amount of cheese and salty ham. Not good for the price charged won't be eating there again.

Such a warm welcome by the owner on a Sunday afternoon, after a trip to the beach, when we just fancied a piece of scrummy cake and cup of tea before our journey home. Very happy we stopped in and will definitely be back another time. The view is out of this world! Such a surprise, what a beautiful place to visit.

Great service good prices plenty vegan options too

Mr. Baker reopened the Coastguard Cafe 2021 and he do a great job. Excellent service and food.

Lovely tearoom to have afternoon tea after a walk round the country park. Home baked cakes and scones. Many beautifully arranged paintings and craft items available to purchase. Changed hands since previous visit in 2019. Opened again in October 2021. New fresh feel to the place. Excellent very friendly service. Delicious cakes to choose from. We were seated overlooking garden, country park and sea. Very relaxing visit.

Excellent food, excellent service. Highly recommend.

Warm and friendly greeting on arrival. It was a hot day, so sat on the balcony with the windows open wide. View was very pleasant and our scones were tasty. The menu was large and varied. We'll definitely be going again.

The cafe is now open again, looking forward to going back again soon.

Very warm welcome, friendly and kind owner, great breakfast, pot of tea, cappuccino were hot and good, lovely setting in pretty village, hidden away and very recommended, close to the country park. Loos are really clean and scented.

Had a lovely lunch, with great service! Nice varied lunch menu, reasonably priced.

Good food. I didn't like coffee. Everything else was ok.

Very poor, massively overpriced and very bad customer service. Raw food served even after sending it back twice! No apologies.

Went there to meet an old colleague. We both had coffee which was very good. Staff were friendly and polite, it was not expensive, and it was very clean throughout.

Wonderful friendly service and delicious food

Fine cake, friendly service, sea view = happy walkers.

The host, Steve, was so accommodating and friendly and the food was delicious. The views are wonderful. Well worth a visit.

TLDR: the food took an hour to get to us, it wasn't very good, the staff wasn't very apologetic and it cost a lot for what it was. Visited the Coastguard Cafe for lunch, waited an hour for the food to arrive. When we finally got the food it was not worth the wait. Cheap white sliced bread (we weren't given any option for brown bread) and the breakfast was poor value for £10, the club sandwich was almost inedible. I won't be coming back any time soon!

Lovely breakfast, great staff recommend

02/01/22 first visit and we were not disappointed. A more welcoming host you could not wish for - he made us and Charlie dog so very welcome - he even asked us if the background music was to our taste! Can’t go wrong with a bit of George Benson! Fantastic coffee - the owner asked us how we like our coffee - milky for me and strong for my Mister 😁 superbly cooked full English breakfast with plenty of hot lightly cooked toast - it was all just perfect! Wonderful view from the conservatory - this chap deserves to do well because he was so nice and served delicious food at a good price. Please support good, open-minded small independent businesses like this in these difficult times - it’s good for them and good for your soul 🥰

Weve been a few times and are getting to know the Owner Steve. He is so accommodating. On a previous visit I said my husband and I like Baileys, so he bought some in, when he knew we were coming in. The Vegan cakes are amazing. Moist, not too sweet or sickly. All 4 of us loved them. The Christmas Dinner we had was gorgeous and the Turkey was moist and juicy. Probably the best I've ever had. The light Christmas Pud was so lovely we bought 4 portions home. Also loved the mulled wine. Coastguards will be our regular for sure. Going to try the breakfasts this week. Bravo to Steve and the team.

Great location. New owners . Special area in cafe for dogs.

great service. Friendly and welcoming staff. Lovely place to stop for lunch, or a quick coffee.

We loved it, we have been going there for years, the food was good, the people are friendly & the cakes are to die for! But we are desolated to have to report that the cafe has now closed and the building is for sale! We are very sad about this but with the present situation it is not to be wondered at.

Friendly staff in a nice setting

Nice spot, lots of tables, a small number in a conservatory. I had their large breakfast which did the job!

Lovely tearoom, does great Sunday roasts; although quite often you will 'time slip' as your phone thinks you are in France.

Lovely dog friendly place in a great location. Most pleasant lunch/breakfast too.

A gem of a find thanks to Google maps! Friendly service. Had a very tasty cheese and onion toastie and a piece of delicious homemade lemon cake. All at a very reasonable price. Definitely recommend it.

Tables were wonky, the decor looked old. Half the cafe is filled with merchandise and the food didn't taste very good. I only had a jacket potato and beans and it was awful

Lovely home made food oldy worldy look nice hot drinks

What a lovely tea shop afternnon tea and there scones are absolutly delishous it is also dog friendly recomend it after you have been for a walk in the park beautifull views

Wir haben dieses Kleinod auf unserer Wanderung bei Hastings gefunden. Sehr freundliche Menschen und sehr leckere Kuchen. Alle bei der Wanderung verbrannten Kalorien wurden umgehend wieder aufgefüllt ;) Ein Glückstreffer.

Nice welcome. Good food and reasonable prices.

Friendly tearoom offering a tasty Vegan option with vegan mayo which which is a very welcome touch. The carrot cake was delicious 😋 UPDATE 26/01/20 - Vegan main meal option not always available. Maybe a good idea too check availability, before a long walk there. 👍🏻

Right next to Hastings Country Park with lovely walks. Dog-friendly, lovely food and great value.

What a lovely place, this is a gem

Absolutely love this place. Great food and service

Wonderful little tea room ... teas, pastries and cakes small crafts for sale. Very enjoyable. One of my favorites when I'm in the area.

Decent cafe. Good service. Value for money.

We came here after family members recommended it. We had two lovely full English breakfasts and drinks, it was really nice. Enjoyed looking at the trinkets and children’s clothes, even got my daughter a lovely pair of leggings. Will return.

Great food at reasonable prices server in a friendly and comfortable environment