Brookhouse in Liverpool

It was so good that I want Ewan to bend me over the beer mats <3 Let’s get down to quizness

Eu wanna finally let us win yet baldy

Saw ewan crying here last night. Possibly because of yung filly's unfortunate run in down under, possibly because he got absolutely humbled by an accommodationally challenged lady, pretty sad either way.

This place cured by disability. I have been disabled for 5 years in a wheelchair. Today, thanks to Ewan talking about masturbation too much, I finally walked so I could go up to him, punch him and take the mic off him.

Euan/ewan really made us feel at home and intorduced me to new gay categories

Great guy, great hair, great time (best boyo euwan)

The Brookhouse is such a fantastic fine-dining experience. The host of the night Ewan created the perfect atmosphere for the quiz on the October Monday night. His presence really gave a sense of warm welcoming, and I will definitely be returning for more delicious £3 Strongbows. What a top guy Ewan laddddd

Ewan really brought something special to my night i came away with wet pants.

baldy (ewan) needs us to write reviews to pay for his hair transplant

Can anybody please help us find our missing soldier. I reckon Ewan was involved I saw him eyeing him up all night.

Can we ban students? I had to bring my own chairs today.

Ewan let’s get another photo brother

Heard there was a picture of Sydney sweeney with Ewan’s face, wouldn’t have missed it for the world. Have already made tons like it but a fresh one never misses. Definitely my fastest quiz ;)

Ewan looks like this guy lost a fight with a tattoo gun and a lawnmower. His head is smoother than his personality, and his tattoos look like a toddler's scribbles after too much sugar. I'm still not sure if he's a biker or just got lost on his way to a middle-aged crisis convention. Someone please tell him you don't need to ink a roadmap to hide from the fact that hair just isn't coming back!

Hi Ewan, I know it was you and not that “p diddy” man who ordered that baby oil. If you keep this quiet (give me the brookie voucher) I’ll keep your anonymity xx

Ewan the bartender isn’t just serving drinks—he’s serving dreams in a cocktail glass. One sip of his Old Fashioned and I swear I was transported into a Nicholas Sparks novel, where Ewan is the brooding lead with biceps that could crush walnuts and a smoldering gaze that could melt ice faster than his shaker. His hands moved like poetry while mixing my drink, and I couldn’t help but wonder... what else could those hands do? 😏 The way he poured that whiskey was practically foreplay, and when he flashed that smile—lord have mercy—I almost tipped him my entire life savings. If you're thirsty for a drink AND a good flirtation that’ll leave your heart (and other things) stirred, not shaken, Ewan is your man. I’d give him 10 stars if I could, but I'll settle for coming back... over and over again. 🍸🔥"

the staff from brookie saved my drowing squirrel 💜

Went in for a few drinks and was amazed by the prices of the drinks, especially the student deals. will definitely come again

Great vibe, bartender was brilliant. Liverpool beat AC Milan 3-1. 🙌 What more could you want? 👌

good to be back, been thinking about ewan and the brookhouse pub quiz all summer

Best pub I’ve ever been to in Liverpool! Staff are really helpful and friendly - pub quiz is immense. Would 1000% recommend if in the area or not!

Took my nan and she got a round of applause for a strip tease. 10/10 would recommend

Went the student night last week. Got so pissed I lost my jacket, and ended up in Heebies with some lad I’d just met in the Brookie, good night all round tho

Went to the quiz tonight, almost came myself when the quiz guy was talking about Sabrina carpenter. Made me want to actually listen to her music on a sad Wednesday evening in my room with a sock a couple packets of tissues but least it’s not Susan Boyle again. (girlfriend hates when I compare her to Susan)The pub seemed nice tho would recommend to other groups who love a mental wank.

Dear Euan, we all know that you made up all 10 of the answers for the Sabrina or round in tonight’s quiz. You’re a horny little devil!

Thought was sound then in your previous reviews you said you wasn’t gonna put Everton on anymore for some red sh**e glory seeker. Wasn’t very cutesy wasn’t very mindful and wasn’t very demure.

Extortionate, Gloomy and hipster vibe x

Extortionate prices. Gloomy hipster vibe. * Bar me out.

excellent quiz and lovely atmosphere, only ruined by the fact you showed the everton highlights nearly 3 or 4 times

Hi, Jack here I came to the brookhouse on a Monday night because I failed my theory test for the 11th time so came to cheer myself up however got fiddled with by a speccy man who was clearly under the influence by his uncle Charlie, but as this is a five star review I must classify that I enjoyed it. (Not an alcoholic I promise)

Only in Liverpool for a visit but stopped here for a drink, lovely staff, good drink offers, very big and spacious inside too

Gave you a full star because you’re so wham brev, felt so welcomed by the big strong bar man, nice one mate. Ordered a honey comb cheese cake and just quizzed all over myself (do you get it, it’s quiz night lol) by the way if you read this out can you give a shout out to Holly who loves furries because she’s a massive furry

Came to the quiz, met a man with a rubber toe His name was Roberto

Went to the Brookhouse for a quiet pint—ended up staying so long I’m now considering applying for squatters’ rights. The beer’s cheaper than therapy, and the barman is better at giving life advice. Might have joined a cult, but at least they have great taste in beer and banter. Cheers, mate!

Everyone!, make sure to mark your calendar to head to the Brookehouse every Monday for an exciting quiz night hosted by the amazing Ewan! Ewan at the Brookehouse pub is truly something special! His enthusiasm and charm light up the quiz nights like no other. The way he interacts with the crowd and crafts the questions make for an unforgettable experience. If you're on the lookout for a top-notch quiz night with a fantastic host, Ewan at the Brookehouse is the one to deliver an engaging and enjoyable evening for all! It's the perfect way to kick off your week with some fun and brain-teasing entertainment. Don't miss out on the chance to experience Ewan's quiz mastery at the Brookehouse every Monday! 🎉

Popped in for the quiz night, came out with a PhD in Useless Knowledge and a new sworn enemy after a heated debate over the best biscuit for dunking. My team didn’t win, but we were definitely the loudest, which is basically the same thing. Might have lost a fiver, but gained enough pub wisdom to last a lifetime

Great atmosphere, brilliant music and amazing prices! Very friendly bar staff.

Food is amazing, Ewan’s service skills are the best.

I’d bet everyone at getting rejected by birds hahhahahahha (I’m rlly lonely please someone help)

Excellent service. Was at a christening party. Very good service

Good pub, friendly staff, big place with plenty of space.

Lovely time today on this beautiful day at the brookhouse,we come here most evenings too. Bar staff are great and events the hold are entertaining.

Nice pub. Good pool tables and beer garfens front and back.

Mate told me to come here for the quiz and it was unbelievable. The Ed Sheeran looking bloke has absolutely made our night - Jack is the most precious bartender ever. Would recommend

absolutely smashing, with perfect service... specificially, Jack has GOT. IT. DOWN: incredibly serious face. leaves you wanting more. he's the kind of guy you'd read about in a magazine and tear it out to put on your mirror and admire. his beard is kept to perfection. he is exactly how you'd imagine the kid from Stuart Little to look like grown up. 5 stars - you'd give more if you could for that smile alone!

Ok if you're a student and get their discounted prices. Otherwise you're subsidising the place.

No better place to spend fathers day with daddy doran than the brookhouse for a pint. shame the quiz isnt as good as mondays😢

I am not reviewing this pub. I’m in search of my father as Father’s Day approaches. I was told a man who fits this description works here and runs a quiz. I am 20 years old and bald. Is there anyone here who’s suits the description?

A great pub for an evening out, great atmosphere.

Summer (behind the bar) put a love heart in my mates guiness, he wants her number, can it be included in the prize.

Last bank holiday we went to the Brookhouse for ‘causal’ drinks low and behold I met the love of my life there and a exactly a year later on the same bank holiday I got engaged in the brook a true cyclical love story.

the quiz host has such a personality, he’s drop dead gorgeous and thrusts to every beat of the song. i could stare into his enchanting brown/blue/green eyes all day

when i came here last bank holiday i met darragh ennis and he blew me a kiss and invited me back to his. best day ever

quiz werent on up jurgens tricky reds arne slot

Dear Brookhouse Team, I hope this message finds you well and that last Monday's pub quiz was a roaring success, filled with witty banter and triumphs in obscure trivia. I must apologize for my absence at what I'm sure was an evening of unparalleled excitement and intellectual challenge. You see, I had every intention of attending, but a tragic series of events unfolded that I could not have foreseen. I was embroiled in a fierce battle with a rogue sock that decided to elope with my washing machine, leaving me in a one-footed dilemma that, I'm ashamed to say, took far too long to resolve. Additionally, my goldfish, Bubbles, chose that precise moment to stage an impromptu escape attempt. As you can imagine, it's quite difficult to focus on general knowledge when you're conducting a high-stakes search and rescue operation in your living room. I know these sound like flimsy excuses, but I assure you, my absence was not due to any lack of enthusiasm for your quiz. I am genuinely gutted to have missed out on what I'm sure was an evening of camaraderie and brain-teasing fun. I promise to make it up to you by attending next week's quiz with bells on—though I mean that metaphorically, as actual bells might be a tad distracting for my fellow quizzers. Please accept this apology and a round on me for your trouble. Yours apologetically, The girls in the window

Great staff but couldn’t make the quiz last week as my fish caught hyperthermia from his gap year in the North Pole

Ewan you are an absolute stud. Give us the scratchers and ill cut you into the winnings. What a great team we could make, a top quizzer and the host of the century. We can have a good time, popworld till we die tonight if youre game and the mrs lets you out. Let us win and ill tell everyone youre the highest earner in the world. Plus, your mum is the best woman out there

I recently found myself at The Brookhouse for a quiz night hosted by the one and only Tiki E, and let me tell you, it was a five-star extravaganza of brain-bending brilliance! Tiki E's energy is contagious; it's like she's got a lightning bolt in her back pocket, zapping the room with excitement from start to finish. The questions were like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of trivial pursuit and pop culture, with twists and turns that kept us on the edge of our seats. One minute we're debating the capital of Uzbekistan, and the next we're singing '90s boy band hits to earn bonus points. And can we talk about the ambiance? The Brookhouse was the perfect setting for this quizzical adventure. It's got that rustic charm that makes you feel like you're solving mysteries in an old English pub, but with better lighting and fewer cobwebs. Overall, Tiki E's quiz night at The Brookhouse gets a resounding five stars from me. It's a night of laughter, camaraderie, and just a hint of healthy competition. Don't miss out on the next one – your brain and funny bone will thank you!

In the quiz world, there's Tiki E, who’s bold, His questions dirty, his wit untold. But his mum, oh my, she's a sight to see, Sexier than me , with a charm that's crazy. With Tiki E and his mum, it's a saucy affair, In the world of trivia, his questions are saucy and always fair!

Amazing, sexy, fun, intelligent, exciting host. Euan is the man, love you. Top scouser

The quizmaster has the suavest of chequered suits. Also his tattoo is better than Mike Tyson's and I'm convinced he'd go all twelve rounds with him

Went to the brookhouse quiz on a Monday night and the quizmaster Ewan was just a sight to behold. The stunning suit pronunciaties his prominent bald head and incredible tattoos. The voice of an angle makes me come here on a Monday more then I got to church on a Sunday. Not only this as incredible as he is his mother is just another level, she lights up the brookhouse with her glow and the pub is a place of another level when you see Tracy and Ewan put on a quiz to rival university challenge

Quiz night guy :Funny guy Top fella , his mum is fit and brings an amazing atmophere . Guy can talk for britain might be on the charlie with that much energy

Amazing night at the brook house. We came for the quiz and Ewan was probably the best quiz host that we’ve had. so funny and a great atmosphere 🩷

Ewan has a massive, massive, almost too big, humongous, gigantic, juicy, fat, GIRTHY personality. AND BOY does he know how to use it

To the Brookhouse, My experience this Monday evening has been so delightful I have felt obliged to write a poem. I wandered through Smithdown with a frown on my face, I stumbled into the pub with no decorum no grace. A fella called ewan climbs on top of a stool, Says they’re a pub quiz for people sexy and cool. I wallowed and blubbered through my alcoholism, Called my friends who may have the autism. We laughed and we drank but at the end of the day, The brookhouse I shall go, and at the brookhouse i shall stay.

Ewan is the man, best Monday night quizmaster. Made me feel represented with the thistle and tartan suit. I mean, what a stud, brings in the revenue all by his sexy self. I will be back here for sure just to see his smile and suit looking finer than the princess of china. Ps bring your mum too :)

Ewan may be the best host i have every witnessed, got the crowd goin got the vibe electric and made me dance like an elephant his mother was the beat part of this evening due to people not cheating in the quiz what a legend his mother the best of all (he can agree)

Love the sexy pitbull impersonator. That plaid suit has me losing my mindddd Ewan makes a cracking quiz, even if we lost my a mile. Will be back next week, hoping for a selfie with a man himself 🤞🙏

Brilliant pub quiz thanks to the best dressed quiz master in Liverpool (Big Danny (bald guy))

A great ambiance, a host who has it all, and a fantastically ridiculous quiz, what more do EWant?🫢😜

I saw Ewan shag his mum. I’m starting to think the brookhouse is (Incendies)

I am the area manager. You’re sacked baldy.

Came to the Brookie for a nice chill drink, had to go for a piss and ran into lord sugar asking around for his next business partner to go halves on a packet

Nice atmosphere, but having Greg Davies consistently peaking over my stall and giggling gave me a shy bladder.

I met Jason Luv at the bar and ended up in the toilet after a few pints with Purple Aki and he started caressing my bicep

I love the homeless man in the bathroom that gives great head 🔥😫😩💦

Good pub good Guinness. Has clean toilets, nice touch that Warwick Davis is on hand to unzip and hold it for you whilst you go, lovely hands free experience.

Found Jurgen Klopp crying in the toilets after bottling another trophy, watching city’s treble documentary in jealousy.

Such good vibes, even saw Ice Spice here ;)

What a place! Brought my mother here last week for her 70th birthday and we ending up running into Wayne Rooney. I was absolutely star struck but, he did end up asking about for a condom and then subsequently taking my mum into the toilets. Although my mum prematurely left the brook house due to a sex enduced cardiac arrest, it was a great time! Would reccomend!

I’ve had many fantastic experiences at the brookie, especially on those days when I get to encounter local celebrity Ewan Doran. Though, my favourite celebrity sighting would have to be when I got to meet the world famous Cleo. ‘Over the moon’ cannot quite cut it as to how I was feeling that day, see the picture below for reference. Only in the brookie would I be able to have an experience like this! Thank you brookie, always in my heart.

What an eye opening experience! Bumped into Johnny Sins in the toilets and he gave me a BIG high five. Absolutely top evening!

The Brookhouse pub quiz is like a mental gymnastics with pints! If Einstein and Michael Macintrye had a love child, it would be Ewan. #iwould Ewan transforms mundane Mondays into marvellous mind benders with his quiz wizardry. Ewan's secret to being the pub quiz king? He sprinkles each question with a dash of hilarity and a pinch of mischief, leaving us rolling on the floor laughing while simultaneously scratching our heads in confusion. Peace and love, table 16 xoxo

Dear Ewan. Your bald. Ahhaha I’ve got hair

Everton lost vs Chelsea. Our team lost in the brookhouse quiz. However the real win was the friends we made along the way (and Ewan).

Begged Jack to spit in my drink, did it, tasted angelic. 10/10 just like Jack. A Tory, a virgin and a dream

Shame that so many tables where reserved for the football. We arrived a few hours early to eat some food and have a few drinks, and settle before kick off only to be met with a pub more than half empty but no tables available. Went and ate down the road instead.

I don’t quite have the words for a place like this. 10/10 stunning sights, Michelin star food… absolutely to die for… would recommend for any wedding or funeral!! The liverpool decor is exquisite, would make a toffee feel at home🥰 x

Euan I have a boss time in Brooke

Dear Ewan, forgive our misguided quest, Cheating in the quiz, we must confess. Lacking brain cells, we strayed astray, But now we seek redemption, come what may. In moments of weakness, we faltered and fell, But integrity's path, we'll tread it well. With remorse in our hearts, we ask for your grace, And pledge to honor the quiz's rightful place. So here's our apology, short and clear, We'll embrace honesty, without fear. Forgive us, Ewan, for our foolish choice, As we strive to let integrity's voice rejoice.

Me are mcloving brookehouse tonight! It’s finger licking good

A Jolly Jaunt to Brookhouse: Where Laughter's on Tap 🍻 From the moment you waddle into the quaint and quirky Brookhouse Pub in Liverpool, you'll realize you're in for a barrel of laughs and maybe a pint or two (responsibility is key, folks!). Nestled in the heart of Liverpool, this place has the magical ability to turn a dull day into a sitcom episode you wish you had recorded. First off, let's talk ambiance. If the walls of Brookhouse could talk, they'd probably sing Beatles tunes with a twist of Monty Python's humor. It's like stepping into your eccentric uncle's living room if your uncle had a penchant for vintage pub signs and an obsession with cheeky British memorabilia. Service? Oh, you'll be greeted with smiles wider than the Mersey River. The staff are so friendly and witty, you'll start wondering if "comedian" was a job requirement. Ordering a pint comes with a side of banter that's so refreshing, you might forget to actually drink your beer. Now, the real highlight: the humor. It’s not just in the atmosphere; it’s in everything. The menu, for one, is a masterpiece of puns. Ever tried the "Chicken Tikka Maslager"? It's like a gastronomic joke that actually tastes amazing – truly, a bewildering experience for the senses. And let's not forget the events. Their quiz nights are like no other, mainly because you're not sure if you're there to answer questions or laugh until you cry. The quizmaster is a legend in his own right, armed with jokes that could make even the sternest of patrons crack a smile. But perhaps the crown jewel of Brookhouse's comedic endeavors is the random appearances of locals who've unintentionally become part of the establishment's charm. From the guy who holds philosophical debates with his dog to the lady who seems to wear hats themed to whatever holiday is least relevant, it feels like a casting call for a comedy show where everyone's unwittingly auditioned. In conclusion, the Brookhouse Pub in Liverpool is more than just a place to grab a drink; it's a vortex of joy, laughter, and surprisingly good food that'll have you coming back for more. Whether you're there for the comedy gold dished out by the staff, the hilarious menu items, or the patrons who are characters in their own right, you're in for a treat. Just remember, while the beer might be fantastic, it's the laughter that truly intoxicates. Cheers to Brookhouse, the pub where the spirits are high and the laughs are plenty!

There once was a quiz master named Ewan, Whose questions were tougher than chewin’, In the pub, pints a-flowin’, His riddles kept goin’, Leaving us laughin’ and brewin’!

I’m using this platform to apologise Manager Steve for taking free drinks from Ewan at The Brookehouse and letting him book me a holiday to Glasgow to go to the Willy Wonka Experience.

Steve reminds me of a summers day where rain is far from sight and all you can see in your minds eye is his beautiful silhouette behind the bar. His birthday is my personal Ramadan, Lent, Christmas and New Year. He is a joy, a celebration and immaculate representation of a man. He smells of mint. Happy Birthday Steve, you complete me.

Food? Banging. Drinks? Smashing. Steve after birthday celebrations tonight? Hanging. Happy birthday Steve love your work king xx

Happy womb-departure day to the main man-ager. Have a great day remembering the day you passed ye ma’s wet crusty lips. Ps. if you get your mum to run up the stairs quick enough it sound like happy birthday whistling out of her front side.

Happy Birthday Dave Bautista (aka Ste) Love Gru

Roses r Red, Violets r blue, Happy Birthday Steve The Brookie loves you Up the Reds!!!!