Brass Monkey in Hastings

Fab breakfast, real food, real prices! Not a chain not mega bucks, just basic decent grub. Lots of regulars and locals so must be good! We enjoyed it. Clean and tidy, tucked all my boxes

Really cheap drinks, fun atmosphere and easy to get served despite the place being really busy. Us girls had a great night.

Fries were raw, jacket potato with shrimp still frozen on the inside. En pie was tough and barely warmed up in the microwave. Glasses dirty and tables sticky. I've never had such bad food.

First time here The Breakfast was fantastic Only £7.99 with Tea/Coffee and Toast Highly recommend

Took my elderly mum in here for a lunch. Paper signs up everywhere saying they would be using takeaway cups due to a leaking dishwasher - the same signs have been up for almost a week ! Anyway I wasn’t ordering coffee so didn’t think anything of it. I ordered two toasted sandwiches and a bottle of juice. The sandwiches were plonked down on the table in paper bags with no napkins or cutlery. I questioned the Barista who simply said “you’ve read the signs “!! Wow - the customer service in this place is terrible - email sent to Head Office! Incidentally this was NOT the trainee barista but the fully trained one!!! Not good enough! So much so that I will definitely not be returning to this which is my local Nero! For this dreadful service I paid £14.30!!!! Ps the sandwiches were actually quite revolting and not like some I have recently had in Bury St Edmond’s Nero.