YO! Nottingham Long Eaton Tesco Extra in Erewash

One quite can’t pontificate how morbidly disgusting this whore house of an establishment is. Upon a fine spiffing Wednesday me and my good friend Hamish Geraint Jones were out for a we yonder around the area admiring the glorious weather, however when we stumbled upon this what poor folk call “chippy” we decided to divulge. I had never seen such a poor judgment or choice made since Diana decided to stepped foot in that wretched taxi (oh my what should be now our queen). The food can only be described as the meal from hell! Sloppy chips with satans salt all over them! The fish well it may as well still have been swimming and the batter more like butter just vermin. Honestly my pet rat Ethol wouldn’t have even dabbled in that garbage those folks might dare call food! Avoid. Go to the fine M&S instead and make your own fish and chips; you’ll find much more pleasure. In fact my butler Conroy shall be making me a fine plate tonight

Ordered a boneless banquet it arrived quick but it were terrible. Chips undercooked and soggy, Portion sizes were misleading- Small popcorn chicken was made out to be decently sized in pictures but turned out to be tiny, and although I quite clearly ordered a drink it didn’t arrive with my order. Waste of £10

Total Rip Off £50.00 order half of food missing will never use again

Tried to order food and they cancelled my order hopefully get a refund.

Made an order online through their website which was waiting for confirmation from the restaurant, nothing was happening so we rang them to ask what was happening with our order, he then asked which site we ordered from? Not sure why that would matter if you’re delivering food. He said he would check our order and phone us back. Our order got declined and no one phoned us back. Something similar has happened before when we’ve tried ordering from here, clearly don’t want the custom. Very bad service, won’t bother trying again