Chandelier express in Erewash

One quite can’t pontificate how morbidly disgusting this whore house of an establishment is. Upon a fine spiffing Wednesday me and my good friend Hamish Geraint Jones were out for a we yonder around the area admiring the glorious weather, however when we stumbled upon this what poor folk call “chippy” we decided to divulge. I had never seen such a poor judgment or choice made since Diana decided to stepped foot in that wretched taxi (oh my what should be now our queen). The food can only be described as the meal from hell! Sloppy chips with satans salt all over them! The fish well it may as well still have been swimming and the batter more like butter just vermin. Honestly my pet rat Ethol wouldn’t have even dabbled in that garbage those folks might dare call food! Avoid. Go to the fine M&S instead and make your own fish and chips; you’ll find much more pleasure. In fact my butler Conroy shall be making me a fine plate tonight

Doesnt deserve 1 star. Awful food!

Total Rip Off £50.00 order half of food missing will never use again

Hygiene level poor, staff miserable, food well i have eaten at subway for years and this branch is the pits. Dirty and well the sub was CRAP. my advice forget it dont visit here. No gloves touching there hair and then your food. Looking at there job reviews i can see why not staffs fault looks like its the managements fault. Waste of £8. If i could give it no stars i would just look at other reviews on google.

This place is vile, ordered twice and got told only after we paid that our items were unavailable, refunded wrong amount of money, food was cold got half a bag of chips, staff were using foul language and standing round chatting, will not be back in the future, you’ll probably die if you come here