Umai Miz Oriental in Swale

Called for takeaway, messed about having to do bank transfer because my meal wasn’t over £25.00 wouldn’t expect card under that amount… food very disappointing. Terrible prawns in batter and unacceptable Singapore Noodles. Overall shocking experience…won’t ever be going back.

Absolutely stunning Chinese takeaway, good prices and fairly speedy collection service. We go back time and time again. Would highly recommend.

Always good portions, abit expensive but worth it, food always good .

I got an order of deep fried squid. I’ve been rapidly competing ever since every half an hour, the kitchen is dirty oil wasn’t cleaned after multiple uses on hop fest. I will be contacting the owner and possibly sending a health inspector down there immediately because they need to be shut down.

Not worth the hassle or money whatsoever. We’ve ordered from here before with numerous issues over a year ago. Decided to finally give it another go and nothing has improved. Delivery took over two hours to arrive and was well past its expected estimated time. Food was just tepid once it arrived and taste was mediocre overall. Their chicken curry is the most bland meat I’ve ever eaten. Called three times, only once answered the phone and wasn’t any help. Just don’t waste your time and money on this place.