Travellers Inn in Barnsley

Arrived early for booking which was no problem. Staff were very attentive. Food came and was very hot. Fantastic food

The staff are lovely, the food good. The only thing was they didn't have everything that was on the menu as they were waiting for a delivery. The booking was for 6.30pm and it was busy with our party and another one or may me more and it was noisy. The food was good and hot. I would go back again and have been before.

Avoid the food in this restaurant. Eight adults prebooked for a family lunch, including 4 octergenarians. Attempted to have a Christmas and Birthday meal together. Good comments first Venue decorated nicely for christmas. Waitress Lauren was really polite and pleasant and tried very hard to offer a good service to us. Manager Hannah did agree to offer smaller portions for the elders and agreed to exchanging some guests chips for new potatoes. The manager did allow the serving of Birthday cake that we had brought to the venue and served it with our lit candles to the birthdsy girl..... Lauren did help the Eldery ladies to the car with their gift bags which was a lovely gesture. BAD COMMENTS A PLENTY We had an extremely bad dining experience, this was not related to Lauren at all or her excellent service at all times during our visit, and our bad experience seemed to be beyond and out of her control. The rest of her team failed to deliver a half decent meal experience for our dual Christmas/Birthday lunch. STARTERS - The Vegatable soup was disgusting tasted like old leftover vegetables covered up with excessive salt and pepper had to be returned to the 'Chef' MAINS - well this was totally awfull we had issues with the quality of every plate that was served to us. Salmon and prawn salad...... Unfortunately!! the 'chef' misunderstood how to construct this salad, initially a lump of undercooked salmon and 4 new potatoes arrived rolling around on a plate! the prawns and salad where absent. The salad arrived with a dressing applied inwhich the salad had previously been ordered without a dressing. The salad arrived 6 minutes after the salmon had been served which by now was cold. Worse was to come 8 RAW!!!! UNCOOKED prawns in a dish arrived 2 minutes later, and just looked like they had been hastily defrosted in a microwave and sprinkled with dried parsley. Consequently this was brought to the attention of the manager and returned to 'chef'... it was brought to the attention of the manager also the public health risks and dangers of serving raw prawns to customers....... 'Roast of the day' The vegetables where cold and grossly undercooked impossible to get a fork into the carrots or sprouts. A minute amount of gravy, yorkshire puddings burnt. Mashed potatoes very cold, these issues also was brought to the attention of the manager and returned to the 'chef'. Braised beef Again the vegetables where rock solid, very little gravy. Yorkshire pudding burnt. The meat was not tough and was tasty. Resolution of our complaint regarding the very poor quality of our served food and the poor service from the 'chefs' attempts at producing our meals. We accepted a total refund of both the salmon salads. We accepted a proportionate refund for the 'roasts of the day'. We accepted a full refund for both the vegetable soup starters. Unfortunately at this visit we where comparing this meal experience with an excellent experience we had enjoyed at the Travellers Rest 18 months ago. On this occssion there was no comparison in the quality of the food served from this current kitchen compared to our previous visit. On this visit it was absolutely awful and for that reason we will NOT visit again. What was also concerning was before we left the manager gave reassurance to us that meals where not sent back to the kitchen!!! However on a table near to us 2 main meals where returned to the kitchen a short while after ours had been returned!!!!! which we witnessed. An other customer did inform us that food regularly returns to the kitchen. The Travellers had been sold earlier on in the year and was under new ownership.....

Fantastic food, especially the Sunday roasts! The staff are really nice and polite too. We have eaten here a few times and have always had a great experience.

Beautiful place to go 100% recommend it friendly staff lush food well priced

T Realy enjoyed Sunday Dinner twas luvly

Sorry Guys! But we travelled from Doncaster to try out the food, but we felt as though we were sat in a pub taproom, but paying the prices of a cuisine restaurant! It just didn't work for us! Sorry!!!

Nice meal before a gig up the road. Staff were nice 🙂

Had the 2 steak offer there. The meat was like boot leather. The onions in the onion rings appeared uncooked and were hard. There were no serviettes on any of the tables. The wine glasses were filthy. And the wine tasted like battery acid. The waitress did her best but seemed over worked. The place needs a good clean. I had apple crumble after. The crumble was like stodge £50 plus?? Needless to say we wont be going back. Oh the chips were nice.

We were there for a birthday, one other table. We were asked to pre order, which we did. But the menu on the table was completely different. Half the lagers weren't available. When we asked to switch them for what was available they weren't very happy, but nevertheless they did

I used to love this place. We called in today for Sunday lunch. We had the worst food and service. The food was cold, bland and uncooked. The place was empty and the service was shocking. We left the food, paid the bill and couldn't wait to get out.

Fantastic food and the service is first class the staff are very friendly and helpful and the prices reasonable

Fabulous for food even better with eat out discount service top notch really well organised for covid.Would have been 5 stars but they run out of John Smith's !!

A family of 6 adults visited here on a Friday night and we really enjoyed our meals in pleasant surroundings. The staff were pleasant and polite. Would recommend.

Came in for a family tea on a Monday evening and honestly can not fault it one bit! The food, service and ambiance were all top notch. I have a very fussy teenager and even she said it was the best food she has ever eaten. The haloumi fries were a perfect example of the food on offer, freshly battered and not out of a packet like quite a few places offer. I've eaten lasagne in many places and this was right up there with the best. The portion sizes are very generous and great value so go with a healthy appetite, although smaller plates are also available. I can't wait to return to try the Sunday Lunch! If you haven't tried The Travellers recently, I recommend you give it a go, I'm sure you won't be disappointed!

The Liver and Sausage Casserole was delicious

Excellent choice of food and drinks, not got a bad word to say about this place 😀 my regular pub and wouldn't change that for anything. Such friendly staff too, will do anything for you. My regular Friday night place to visit

Went on Sunday for a roast. Was amazing food and staff were fantastic

Saturday 7th September table for five booked for 6pm finally got table at 6.45 order taken by seven o’clock half menu not available one of the party ordered steak after 20 mins waitress returned to table to advise us no steak still no food by 8.25 spoke to a party of 14 on next table they had booked for 5.30pm and finally received theirfood at 7.30 which they said was completely inedible we paid for our drinks and left because the food had still not arrived no sorry no nothing heard good things about this place but never again the young waitress was lovely so apologetic but boy you do not deserve her

Great food great price,brilliant service

Excellent food and drinks. It was that good we booked for the Xmas fayre while we were there.

We were a party of 16 and pre ordered food was booked in for 1.15 didn’t get any food till 3 pm I had salmon and it was overcooked and dry the parsnips and tender stem broccoli was so hard you couldn’t cut it never mind eat it ! They offered to swap it but it came back the same . I was offered another meal but by this time everyone had eaten so I had nothing . The waitresses and bar staff said they had loads of complaints recently and it’s such a shame we have been coming for 10 years but unless things change we won’t be going again !

We enjoyed; Sunday Roast – Beef (£16.50) + Chicken (£15.95); both served with mash, Yorkshire pud, duck fat roasties, honey-roasted carrots & parsnips, cabbage, stuffing and gravy (GF gravy available) – these were served on massive plates so it looked like there wasn’t much, but there was definitely ample amounts. Everything was cooked to our liking and no complaints. We were definitely full afterwards. NOTE – other meals coming out of the kitchen looked like MASSIVE portions including Kids meals, something to bear in mind. Bakewell Tart with Custard (£7.50); a massive portion and lots of creamy custard. Really enjoyed this 🍰 We pre-booked a table but there’s lots of room to dine here, so I think walk ins would be fine. We enjoyed the food and drinks and the staff were friendly and welcoming. In total we spent £54 for 2 Sunday roasts, a dessert & 3 pints. The Pub has a large menu including Lunch and an Outdoor Menu. There is limited options for Vegans, but more choice for Vegetarians. They also offer a Bottomless Brunch Monday to Saturday 12pm – 5pm, 2 hours for £34.95 AND they offer a free meal on your Birthday here as well. Opening times: Mon & Tues 3pm – 8pm, Wed to Sun 12pm – 11pm

Absolutely diabolical , Scampi and chips with peas! Scampi cold and mushy like on the inside and the garden peas cold and not even cooked ! Sent it back which was the best option, i was offered something else from the menu which was burger and chips , how could they get this wrong 😑 the chips were in my opinion not fresh the burger tasted off and the teacake it was on was still frozen, well let’s say overly cold !! I Ate sum chips and some of the burger until i realised it tasted funny! I Will not be returning and I advise others not to bother as the staff in the back area was shouting obscene things to each other ! disgusting and dissatisfied 😒 with everything. I paid the full price but i wish i would have refused to pay to be honest but i did.

Party of 20 , had a great time , good food , good service, and good price. Couldn't fault it. Thanks for an enjoyable evening.

More atmosphere in a morgue but the food was amazing

Went on a Saturday with friends and family..Amazing friendly staff, great atmosphere and lovely food Highly recommend. Will definitely be back

Huge portions of delicious food! Highly recommend the Brie and cranberry starter and the halloumi and red pepper flatbread. Only downsides were the greasy halloumi fries and the strange decor… Will return

First time we have eaten at the Travellers Inn. We were taken out for Sunday lunch by our Son and Daughter-in-law. The service was a bit slow but it didn't bother us. I ordered Roast Beef with trimmings and my husband order chicken roast with trimmings. When our meals arrived they were cold, not tepid very cold and so were the plates. They took them back to reheat but they still wasn't hot when they came back. Mine looked as though they had poured hot water over it, it was swimming in very runny gravy. The beef was 'plastic beef' no taste whatsoever. The vegetables were not fresh, they were frozen warmed up. There was 2 balls of stuffing on my plate, stuffing with beef? My son had a chicken pie which looked good but inside the sauce wasn't at all creamy it was like water. Didn't stay for dessert. Staff were fine but didn't ask if our meals were OK even when my son was paying. My husband had a dodgy stomach for a couple of days. Definitely will not be going again.

Fish came without the sauce it should have and the" tenderstem broccoli" was so hard I couldn't cut it with a knife. When I told the waitress she brought me a steak knife. Couldn't cut it with that either. Don't think I'll be eating there again.

Starter was OK. I had scampi chips mushy peas Scampi was under cooked chips where done in cold oil peas where like water . Haddock tasted like oil whated, changing the . same chips where brown peas were too watery will not go back

Great food and excellent atmosphere. Highly recommend

The staff were good and polite. The place itself was not warm enough. The music was loud who wants to listen to soft rock while having lunch. The food was good only complant the chips were overcooked and limp.

I took my mum for her birthday,big mistake huge mistake. Vegetables hard,mash lumpy reheated..Chicken hard and tough. Roasties black and seemed to have been reheated.Sent it back and had a salad...Cannot go wrong with a salad edible.All in all disgusting. No wonder it was dead. I have been in the past and I have had amazing food but won't be going again.

Called in at the Travellers before going to see a tribute band, as we passed we thought that place looks nice, it was staff were pleasant atmosphere was good, a little to far for us to go regular but if we are up that way we will visit again

Just had lunch at the Travellers with a bunch of friends. The food was gorgeous. The staff were incredibly friendly and accommodating. Nothing was too much trouble. The atmosphere was great... both staff and customers smiling and happy and loving life.

Had a lovely lunch today at the Travellers today. The food was delicious, freshly made and great portions too. Wonderful service, the staff were very attentive. They clearly enjoy working together as they were all genuinely smiling and happy to help where they could. Thank you for a great experience. We will definitely be coming again.

Been to the Travellers Inn today for lunch. The food was lovely, nice big portions and the staff where very friendly

Didn't have first two choices of beer, (run out) anniversary meal with friends was awful and expensive. Will never go back.

I just wish to thank the two bar/waitresses who came to my rescue tonight. I was picking up a young man outside the Traveller`s Inn. I was worried about lateness and had forgotten my phone, so went into the bar, where a kind waitress allowed me to use the business phone and call my relatives. To my relief, everything was in order, and I then went outside and bumped into the young man. Not being from around Barnsley, I was not familiar with the area. Cannot thank enough for the kindness shown, and just wish to congratulate Traveller`s Inn staff. The pub actually is lovely, the food I noticed looked good, and the atmosphere was superb. Thank You.

Me and my family came Sunday for a Sunday roast( we have been many times and had great Sunday roasts) however it was 100% a bad decision my kids had to listen to bad mouthing staff swearing at the bar and who I assumed to be the manager walking round oblivious to it and even joking with them. The beef was like leather the roasties were like soggy chipshop chips, stuffing was dry the roast veg were cold and the Yorkshire pud was like a rock. Massively downhill here and after talking to the regulars olds boys it’s worth noting it has changed hands recently and has a new team.

Nice lunch & friendly service. I know prices have gone up everywhere - but £9.50 for a desert in a pub is excessive. Wouldn’t rush back based on the prices.

Some woman claiming to be the owner was extremely rude to my mother when she quite rightly suggested that her food was overcooked. Prices are shocking for cheap rubbish that half of it seemed to have come straight out of a microwave. We both came out hungry and annoyed for what was supposed to be a treat.

Sorry Travellers Inn, Last 2 times we have eaten here it was not as good as it used to be. Greasy Caesar Salad and burnt chips with Gammon Steak. We decided not to have a dessert, at £9.50 each we did not want to waste our money. Apparently management and chef have changes. Such a shame, Food used to taste exceptionally good, and always looked amazing. Will have to find somewhere else!

We always love it here and have never had a bad meal.

So got there and the staff were stepping over food all over the floor . Wife’s dinner came out with rotton cabbage . It was actually a joke . Will not return . Worsed meal we’ve had out in years . Kitchen was like a youth club too . Not good at all . Something needs smartening up . And price it well above what they are too . Terrible

We dropped in for lunch today and were not disappointed. I had the halloumi burger with mint hummus from special boards whilst my dining companion had the pie. The food was lovely! The atmosphere in the pub/restaurant nice and relaxed leasing to us having a really nice afternoon. Really great end to the weekend with the warm welcome, great service and great food. Thank you 👏 Team Travellers (Birdwell).

Food was ok, we had roast dinners but the yorkshires tasted a bit off (slightly fishy is the best way I can describe it). Service was poor, no baby changing facilities and ended up having to change baby on the floor surrounded by other diners which wasn’t pleasant for us or I’m sure them. Also worth noting there is no accessible toilet.

We were greeted with a friendly smile, and shown to our table. We ordered our drinks and also 2 steaks. The steaks were beautiful and not too long a wait. Will definitely be returning

Hhannah was fantastic at our bottomless brunch she was super efficient and excellent service from her and Kelsey! Thank you

Great food, service and atmosphere. Highly recommend.

Top notch. Food was amazing 👏 service and atmosphere were brilliant too. Can't fault it really.......perhaps one small niggle, maybe the desserts were a little expensive at £9.50 for a fairly small portion

Me and my partner and our 2 young children had a fantastic experience today from the moment we stepped in the front door the service was 5* friendly welcoming staff made us all feel welcome they went above and beyond to accommodate our kids even setting up a small table so they could draw. Enough about service the part that everyone wants the food was amazing not your standard pub grub if your looking for some quality food and affordable drinks this is the place to try you will not be disappointed. Me and my family will be back again for sure.

Always lovely food, great service and great atmosphere. Would definitely recommend

A very pleasant luch. Treat for mom for her birthday. Food was excellent. My only criticism would be portion size. Overly generous. Mom had the hake and prawn salad. All I can say is wow. It was huge.

This has always been our first choice of restaurant/pub for food in the area and have been going for years as the menu choices and food quality have always been better than the others and we were more than happy to pay the higher prices for it and the great service. We visited last Friday and what a change, the menu is now your bog standard run of the mill pub food, there was nothing I really wanted so ended up with a mixed starter which was nice but by no means the same quality as before. On speaking with our server it appears they have a new chef, such an absolute shame as it was amazing before. Seems we will be looking for a new favourite restaurant

Did bottomless brunch last weekend and couldn’t knock anything which is rare with a bottomless brunch we had another drink pretty much straight after we’d drank the one we had wasn’t waiting long ever which is usually the main concern. Only had a salad but that was lovely and the girl who was serving us was absolutely lovely. Really polite and smiley. Definitely will be back.

Been today for fish and chips special best fish and chips I have had in along time Will be going again soon

Been here before with a friend, was very nice and welcoming. However... the customer service has gone really down hill. I brought my family here in December and it was not the same place. We weren't given menus and when we asked, we were met with a 'cba' attitude from one of the managers!? . Young staff seemed to be running around with food and drinks whilst the older manager seemed to just be stood talking to her friend?? Waited 15 minutes for drinks and around 35 minutes for food and it wasn't even that busy. However for the food i cant really complain.

Brilliant food nice service great staff

We have been midweek to the Travellers several times in the past and have always been highly satisfied. We visited last Sunday and were very disappointed. My dad and myself had the Sunday lunch. We chose turkey. The turkey was not in slices which you would expect from a joint. It was bits/ lumps and appeared to have been heated up in gravy. (Probably leftovers from Christmas!) The roast potatoes were inedible. I could have built a stone wall out of them. Veg and Yorkshire were fine. We did not stay for pudding as we felt very cheated after our main meal. ☹️☹️☹️

Usually beautiful food. I think we got them on a bad day afternoon tea wasn't fresh at all

We were staying in the area over Christmas so called in for a drink and it seemed so welcoming that we decided to go there the next evening for dinner. The place is very clean and comfortable and the staff were friendly although not the most efficient service as we finally got seated about half an hour after our booking time (although there were at least 2 tables for 2 available) and was then waiting another half an hour for food after ordering and even after most people had left the restaurant area by the time we were seated - 1 star lost. The menu had a good choice but there were 3 dishes unavailable, 2 of which was to be our first choices and there was also no real ale on tap for both the nights we were there (although we were told on the first night that the ale would be back on for the second night which it wasn't) - second star lost. Another big problem that we didn't account for was that the place was packed solid in the bar area because there was a show going on at the music venue next door of a Queen tribute band. It was was so loud and noisy with people and a lot of drunks everywhere shouting to get over each others' voices which completely spoiled the dining experience. At one stage one of the drunks just had to start shouting out at the top of his voice a very loud and very long Freddie Mercury "Ay-Oh" rendition - you know the one I mean! This was not curtailed or stopped by the staff or management which by then had finished our hopefully nice evening out - third star lost. My advice is go here for a nice dinner out (menu and drinks permitting) but make sure there is no event going on at the Birdwell Music venue next door first or expect more of the same.

No Guinness, no peroni and no lemonade.

Had a group booking here last night for Christmas dinner and It was amazing. Each course was delicious, the staff were brilliant and did a great job serving all forty five of us. The atmosphere in the whole place was fun and festive, can’t wait to return.

Gorgeous Sunday lunch, very good portions,beautiful lamb, lovely service, highly recommend

Attended with friends for bottomless bruch food absolutely beautiful. Staff very friendly . Would definitely recommend

Tried out the lunch time special two courses main and dessert for £15.95 I had scampi and salad. I asked if it was possible to have extra salad instead of chips, I was informed that it was no problem. My husband had fish and chips, both were plenty full ,well presented and tasty. Ladies serving were both attentive, polite and friendly. Having eaten the main meal we found ourselves full and declined the desert. Our lovely waitress said why not take your dessert home after all it's in with the price. So that's what we did, we opted for a nice piece of cheesecake. Well that's tea sorted.

Very pleasant surroundings, friendly staff and good food.

Would not recomend coming here. The food was average and for the price it should have been outstanding. The price of drinks was awful. £6 for a pint of peroni and £9 for a double vodka. After complaining the the manager with blinde hair and glasses that the meat was slightly undercooked we were met with a disgusting attitude and a reluctancy to help. Bad customer service. Manager should not have a job as this isnt the only thing ive heard.

Really felt like I needed to write a review as we had an amazing time and this place is fab! . We arrived as a large group of 18 for bottomless brunch and the service was fantastic. Great atmosphere, really clean and well kept, loved the decor. Very polite staff and they were quick and prompt with our orders. Food was definitely the best I have had in ages, large portion, I highly recommend the beer brisket flatbread, it was delicious! We will definitely be returning here! Thankyou for a great afternoon!

Excellent food, great service and wonderful staff. Well recommended.

Booked a meal here for mum in laws birthday.The food,the service,the atmosphere was all fantastic.I would definitely recommend this place to anyone.A special shout out to our lovely waitress tonight who was so friendly and polite and efficient.we will definitely be back sion.😃

Great portion sizes food is delicious staff are polite and friendly would definitely recommend

Visited here Saturday evening. We pre booked as we were going to a music venue up the road. It was wonderful the staff very polite, we were seated quickly & drinks order taken & arrived quickly. We ordered & food came out prompt. The presentation was lovely, fresh & very tasty. There was so much we couldnt eat it all. I had the fettuccine with chicken & choritzo & my friend had goats cheese & blueberry rissotto both served with garlic ciabatta bread. 10/10 will definately be back & they serve Madri always a plus for us lol xx

Fantastic place to go. Gourmet food, great staff and a lovely atmosphere with outside areas for sunny days!! 🌞

We’ve been eating at the Travellers Inn, Birdwell for over four years now and have to say that in the last couple of months the food is better than ever before. The staff are incredible, as always. Nothing is too much trouble and service is spot on. Can highly recommend going for a bar meal, restaurant meal, or their afternoon tea.

We chose the travellers to celebrate my Dads 70th Birthday and it did not disappoint. Catering seamlessly for 30 Of us; the staff and service was second to none. Nicola and her staff, particularly Lara, we’re amazing and could not have done more for us! The food, considering there were So many of us, was brought out all at the same time and was plentiful and so tasteful as always. We have been to the travellers many times and it never the fails To Disappoint. If you are wanting fresh, home cooked food, then I would highly recommended eating here. Thankyou so much for an amazing evening . We will be back !

We visited for a bottomless brunch yesterday and was instantly made welcome on arrival by Donna. The food was lovely- plenty of it- most of us struggled to finish the full meal! The service from all staff members was fantastic. The drinks were good quality and kept flowing. A fantastic place for a girls get together. We will be returning!

Excellent place to eat lucky the weather was good so we ate out side and the out side is really good felt like being abroad worth a visit

Beautiful food and stunning table settings.

Hands down the best bottomless brunch I’ve been to. Staff were fantastic and the choice and quality of the drinks and food for the money was amazing! Two of us had the chicken Caesar flatbread which was huge and really tasty and the other two in our party had the travellers burger which they said was fab also. Proper chips and homemade coleslaw. We were never without a drink either would highly recommend and will definitely go back.

We’ve eaten here maybe 30 times in the past 2 years and have never had a bad meal. So many pubs and restaurants are hit and miss - you get a great meal followed by a disappointing one. The Travellers offers consistently good quality food, excellent service and a nice atmosphere. Today we had the whole family with us. Double figures and 4 generations. Everyone loved their meals and we were comfortable and relaxed, thanks to the staff who work hard but maintain a friendly unhurried professionalism. One example of the service which really impressed me was the quality of produce. The kids’ meals included ice cream. I expected the usual small portion of basic ‘over sweet Walls type’ ice cream. They were actually served with 3 scoops of really nice quality fresh tasting ice cream. That is rare and shows great attention to detail. Overall - Another great meal, well done everyone.

Had a sweet beer there on Sunday- lovely

Great food with fantastic service.

Took Dad out for father's day great food nice staff great atmosphere clean modern pub.

If only there was a zero stars Terrible terrible visit. Staff extremely rude and uninviting. To top it off 2 hairs were found in my lunch. The manager was not interested to resolve. This is very off putting. Avoid !

Lovely food, great service and reasonably priced

A fantastic place for food and drinks definitely recommended for any occasion

Didn't have any food, but service and drink choice was 🤌🏼

I’ve visited on numerous occasions and always found the food and service exceptional-so last night we chose to celebrate a family birthday there. Wow we weren’t disappointed. Food was amazing, staff were brilliant and everyone had the most amazing time. Thankyou so much to all the staff at The Travellers, all the family had a fantastic evening. We will all be definitely back again! See you soon

Great food, good value, lovely staff. What more could you want?

Very nice place to have a good meal with realy big portion size what will be equal to the price. Really recommend this place tho, to have nice meal out.

Nice pub, unfortunately neither myself or my husband have big appetites. We asked to share a burger, which was declined. When it arrived it was overfacing and neither of us enjoyed it. Such a lot of waste. They really need to accommodate people who do not eat much. The service was not good we waited an hour for desserts. Will not be going again.

Lovely service as always food ok.

The pub itself is lovely and the staff were great but the food was awful! The beer batter on the fish was well over greasy and the chips tasted strange. I actually had an upset tummy that night and wasn't very well at all.... and I wasn't the only one from that night in my group!

Top quality food with generous portion sizes. Definitely can recommend paella, sea bass or the chicken n chorizo pasta. Too full to try the desserts but could see these looked delicious.

Highly recommended, wonderful food excellent staff, impeccable service we will be back mainly to go through the menu, it’s that good.

Visited for a family meal, nice place and staff. Food poor and tasteless for the price, won't be returning anytime soon

No real ale, despite web searches telling otherwise