The Schooner in Gwynedd - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Possibly the rudest lady I have ever met in my life, food was adequate at best

People seem to come from miles around to get food here. Their fish and chips are really good!

Fab Chippy the Food is amazing a Hiden Gem,

Moreish chips, they're doing something right. The lady serving was grumpy but I don't think it's anything personal.

Extremely rude women (presume owner) taking the orders. Could not understand what we were asking for. Asked for a mini fish and chips to be wrapped separately and she point blank refused. Why ? What difference would it have made to her ? Will never go in there again. Don't give them your custom. Vile woman should not be in customer based job if she can't be pleasant and accommodating to customers.

Absolutely disgusted with the service from this place. Pre-ordered in person an hour ahead of collection as it looked so busy and we thought it may help the owners only to be served sub standard scraps... and that's an understatement! Beyond terrible, avoid at all costs!

Had fish chips and mushy peas from here the other night and it was the tastiest fish and chips I’ve had for a long time the portion was more than enough I will definitely be calling in again

I would love to know where the people who have said this is 1 star usually get their chippy. We got fish & chips, steak pudding and chips, curry sauce, gravy, small sausage and 2 cans of pop for £23. All excellent and would recommend it in a heartbeat!

Lovely fish n chips, friendly staff, would definitely use again 😋

Customer service very rude no manners at all

Pretty good food but a bit overpriced and can struggle to serve people in a reasonable timescale at peak times

Stopped with the kids, they take card payment which is good, good portion sizes. Good place to stop after black rock. Wasn’t cheap, but I was happy paying what we did for fish.

•Gave us all food poisoning •bad quality fish •over priced •small portions Would give 0 ⭐ if I could

I forgot to say save your money. Ours went straight in the bin

Ordered fish n chips...only wanted sm portion of chips so asked for a cone size. Cooked to order and a large portion for the money...£8.50. The chips were scrummy...the fish was fresh , but the batter was not crispy as I'd prefer. However for the money it was fantastic value. The staff including the grumpy woman (she's not...she's just doing her job in a hot environment with probably some rude customers often!!) were all great and my order was ready in 5 mins. I think previous reviews have been misleading...this is good food in a place where there's not a lot on offer. I am staying at greenacres but their reviews for fish n chips are always bad so will not buy from haven. Hope this helps you choose where to buy

No good. Very unhappy with the quality. I will not go back again.

Stayed at the haven round the corner. Came here instead of the chippy on site after seeing the ridiculous prices they have. Really nice food, quick service and friendly staff. we were so impressed we went a couple of times during our stay! Would definitely recommend if you’re staying at the haven, really easy to get to and a no brainer.

Excellent fish and chips and chicken and chips. All cooked fresh. Very good portion size. Good value for money. Would use again.

The most disgusting chippy of all time I would not recommend going there

Decent chippie, we all enjoyed the large variety of stuff we ordered. But service is slow, the woman you order from is very glum, & the curry sauce is bland.

We got fish and chips on route to Black Rock beach. Friendly service and very nice food.

Large order placed and whole order completed, fresh fish and chips absolutely beautiful

Brilliant food, only minutes away from the drive on beach where you can sit and eat.

Try to visit when possible. Decent food with average pricing. Much better than the chip shop on Green acres and better priced

Great food after a day at black rock sands beach

Chips and mushy peas were lovely. Nice amount of salt and vinegar Other half thought it was alright

Been staying at a caravan park down the road. The chip shop on site was shocking quality and expensive. Thought we'd try here. Food was great and quick service considering it seemed busy.

Worst burger ever. Patte had no taste or smell i thrown almost whole thing to the bin. Unbelievable for the price. At least the lettuce was fresh and fish and chips was edible

We’ve been coming here on and off for 16 years, the food has always been top notch. Considering there are only 2-3 running it at some incredibly busy times, everything has been well cooked and the order always perfect.

Worse and most expensive fish & chips I've had in all my life !!! Not to mention the service. The woman who served me never smiled and never spoke. It felt like you were in a concentration camp ! When I took my Fish & Chips home, the fish wasn't cooked properly and the chips were hard and tasted sweet. Only afterwards I realised I had payed £10.80 for Fish & Chips which were inedible. I know prices have gone up but £6.50 for a fish and a whopping £4.30 for chips. Writing this in-between throwing up. My advice is AVOID AND GO ELSEWHERE !!

Lovely fish and chips to take to the beach ⛱️ everything freshly cooked always by the team of 3 highly recommended 👌🏻

After a long drive down to Black Rock Sands, we thought it would be lovely to have chips on the way home. Sadly, what a rude and unfriendly woman we encountered serving. I am partially sighted and have slight hearing loss. Her lack of patience and manners regarding the "much overpriced" menu was not good at all. If it wasn't for my partner, I would have walked out. The food was really overpriced for what we got. Pie, small chips and drink X 2 = £15.00!! We really paid for convenience shame we didn't have enough left to pay for service with a smile. Will definitely return to the beach, but will drive straight past that shop! Here's the tip... service with a smile goes a long way 🙂

Friendly staff, quick fresh tasty food.

The only reason four stars are given it's because as it's located in The Quiet Village other than those people in nearby holiday and caravan parks there isn't a great deal of business so the hours of business are usually between 4pm and 8 pm and everything is pretty much cooked to order. There are advantages to this and that is that you always get fresh food and it's hot the disadvantage is that you do have to wait for most things. The qualitie of the food is very good indeed and if you want to Great suggestion other than taking it back to your caravan or holiday chalet why not drive onto BlackRock Sands beach and watch the sunset there's no better way to eat your fish and chips at the seaside from the warmth of your car lol. The raw fish and chip shops in nearby campsites but nowhere near as good as this

Overall not bad although the prices were definitely seaside prices almost putting a takeaway in line with a sit down meal but the chips were nice the fish was good but they did seem to be cooking everything to order which is why it's only four stars. Obviously a busy times this causes a five minute wait. Best advice is to get your chips and drive down to Black lots and a quarter of a mile away and watch the sunset, fabulous

Great Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas!

food was ok, but i've had better, not bad but not good

We got our tea from here this evening. The food was great and would definately recommend it if you are in the area. However, as others have commented the staff could be a bit more cheerful. If, like us, you are staying at Greenacres it is only a five minute drive away. However make sure you have cash on you as it is a cash only establishment.

The food was lovely really fresh the woman that served us was a miserable as sin

Yummy fish and chips!! Curry sauce one of the best yet! Fresh food, and batter was nice and not soggy! A lot of food and not bad prices for location They only accept cash, so make sure you’re prepared!

Called in this week lovely chips£3.70 for large chips x 4 plus curry£1.50 per tub x 2, £17.80. They only take cash but next door is a free cash machine for withdrawal. Staff not friendly but not rude. Had our chips on the beach.

Best fish and chips I've had in ages, lovely staff. Plus nest enough to eat them in the beach

A great place to eat, friendly staff and it is very clean, will be going again when in the area

Best fish and chips you can get.

Good value for money and gravy is just as good as the English 👍🏻

Lovely fish and chips, can get very busy in the evenings so allow for some delay, but very worth the wait

Not very friendly. It wasn't clear how they calculated the bill. No explanation. I thought they ovet-charged. I will not be going back to this place. Sorr3.

Great fish and chips but cash only. The convenience store next door has a cash machine.

Great fish chips, but take cash 'cos they're cash only. The convenience store next door does have a cash machine.

fish and the batter were excellent. always worth a vist if you're in the area

No more room in the restaurant. We were saved by a very good fish and chips. Very good fish. The children enjoyed it too.

Cracking fish and chips. Cheaper than on site and was cooked fresh. Cash only so make sure you take money. Saves you a drive in to portmadog

Not bad fish and chips owner's were great gave our 2 dogs some water while we ate our food. Diolch

Cash only chippy just down the road from Haven where we were staying. Very nice fish! Yum

Fish, chips, mushy peas, just lovely. Worth a visit

Food was ok but the lady behind the counter needs to liven up! Give us a smile!

Nice food well worth it nice staff

Fresh quality fish and chip shop.

It's a shame really because these are really nice chips. The womans attitude was atrocious and they were incredibly rude. Also they got our order completely wrong.

Notice it says ‘Fish’ not cod. …. Smelled off too me. Charge you five pounds and feed you Coley. Even the dog spat it out. Vile.

Best fish n chips by far couldn't fault them

Not the best, nor the worst...just OK.

The food and staff was very nice, well organised

OK but always packed no where to sir outside.

If you are camping at Black Rock Sands Area or staying in that area don't bother dragging yourself to Porthmadog for Fish and Chips as these are just as good. Cash only when I was there. The shop next door has a cash machine. Can get busy.

Visited because my partner and I were staying at a campsite around the corner. Great chips and mushy peas. Vegetarian so I cant comment on their other products, but the chips were spot on. Good portions for the price, after having once we had to come back the next day for a second helping. Would visit again if I was in the area.

No review of the food as its cash only and no working cash machine nearby. Who the fudge has cash in 2021??? Had to settle for soup bought from the shop next door... Paid for with contactless

Lovely chips, great portions and the lady even told me the curry sauce wasn't vegetarian - great service - great Pukka Pies!!

Well what can I say changed hands over the years but I remember as a little lad going for chips there when I was 8 years old .

Expensive for chips but very tasty!

What a delight having walked on the coastal path from Porthmadog to find a great chippy.

Fish and chips was delicious and great prices 😋 would eat from here again

Fish and Chips bloody lovely. Cash Only.

I had fish chips and curry it was the best I've had in a long time. Highly recommended.

Really nice fish and chips and close to a lovely beach to eat them on!

Food was alright but my god the employees were miserable. Was quiet awkward actually as they looked like we made them go out of their way just by offering some fish and chips. Will probably venture and try else where next time.

Food was OK. But they have a funny way of doing things You can join the cue, which the were a few people waiting. You can bypass the cue of waiting people, join the front of the cue, shout your order through the front door. Which bypasses everyone waiting in the cue and that's OK according to the lady inside. Apparently that's OK because there is a sign outside...the sign doesn't say push to the front of the cue and bypass all other people waiting.

Awesome food cooked to order. Freshly sourced haddock and great curry sauce.

Love this Chippy, great Fish & Chips.

Great chippy zero complaints on food. Just shame cash only. MILES BETTER THAN COOKS at Greenacres

I found staff pleasant although person in front of me had an altercation with the lady 🤷 Food was excellent, prices were reasonable compared to fish and chip shops in porthmadog town and Cricceth 👌 Watch your car in the car park though my car was reversed into and the driver made a speedy get away without leaving details 😡👊

Customers are expected to wear masks when visiting. You place your order through one window then collect your order at another window. All customers are encouraged to maintain two metre distance away from each other. The fish and chips are a reasonable price. Staff are friendly and helpful. Food was of a high standard and tasted great.

Great Fish&Chips. Friendly service.

Lovely, generous portion of chips. Shame cash only tho'

Every one keeping there distance

Some of the best fish and chips we have ever tasted. Wish we could have their batter recipe. Friendly staff.

The food wasn't great,a bit greasy. They ran out of mini fish...AND cash only

It's fish and chips by the sea. Erm hello 😂

Great Fish and Chips. Batter light, fish moist flakes of tasty cod. Prompt service.

Great place. Staff are friendly and food is great

Ok the fish was freshly cooked, but very small... had a better one from in town

Always very helpfull and courteous, Fish & chips served very fresh lovely.

Awful. Unpleasant staff, very slow. Food really poor, so greasy you could wring it out like a sponge. Soggy chips, tasted like very old oil. Cash only - it's 2020, no excuse, and with Covid-19 Contactless payments should be priority. Given 1 month out of date mayonnaise. Expensive for what it is, avoid.

We went for drinks in the evening as other places were full. Table service was in place although it was fairly slow. Was set up more as a cafe than somewhere for drinks. If I'd gone in midday for food then I would have given this place a higher review, however I'm reviewing it based on the purpose of my visit.

Nice and friendly site not far away from the town and beach

Lovely fish and chips ideal to take to the beach

Tasty, well priced Fish and Chips that are conveniently close to the Black Rock Sands beach. Make a quick stop there before, during or after you visit the beach-you won't be disappointed :) There is limited parking out the front, and a number of spaces behind the store. Parking is free. On a side note, there is also a convenience store next door which sells all manner of goods, including some beach accessories etc.

Lunchtime. 11th July 2020 Appalling chips. Worst Ive ever had. Incredibly soggy with greasy and cold as well. Looked like they had been cooked several,days before and then heated up again.

Mini fish and chips was very enjoyable. Surprised how large the mini fish was. Staff were helpful and friendly. Large car park around the back makes parking very easy. Prices were very reasonable. Will use again. A+++

Good food, the one person per station means it takes a long while to get your food if there's any sort of queue. Also the older lady behind the counter talks to customers like crap, decent food though.