The mad hatters tea party cafe in Wiltshire

Ive been on this planet fir 58 years, £9.20 for a full english breakfast (i wanted fried bread ... an extra) + tea (extra) ... over cooked, nay cremated plate full of s**t arrived, bacon that i could have re soled my shoes with, fried (what with a thermal lance?) eggs, all massively over cooked (and i like my stuff well done) - THIS IS THE WORST AND POS MOST “FE” ive ever ever had .... ate the beans, nibbled the fried bread, attempted the bacon n sausages YUK ... wont ever return,

Having lived in Westbury Wiltshire some 25 years I decided to visit the ‘Mad Hatters cafe. On entering I asked the serving lady if she served Filter coffee as I do not like instant coffee,. She replied yes we do serve filter coffee and I duly ordered a cup. On receipt the coffee served was obviously instant and when questioned on this, she pointed to a cafetere, which she believed constituted filter coffee?? she apologised with no further explanation on why she lied to gain my custom.

Food came out ay different times... scambled eggs were overcooked dry and tasteless.. omelette dripping in fat. Coffee hardly drinkable. Then overcharged by 20%.

All the food served in this restaurant is handmade and home cooked on the premises.

This is a find when you need an excellent breakfast. I keep meaning to try other things but can never get past breakfast!! Thick cut bacon, a good sausage and a golden egg. Everything is cooked fresh and the granary toast and tea is good too.

Llamado en aquí para el almuerzo a la 1:00 p.m. y nos dieron la última mesa. Bueno amplia variado menú de todos los desayunos de bocadillos (doorstops día o a lo que) exquisitos consideran cenas. A un precio muy razonable. Optamos por una puerta, sándwiches y uno con patatas fritas con patatas fritas. Cuando finalmente llegamos, unos 30 minutos más tarde, el doorstops eran sin duda como se describe y deliciosa, pero el queso y patatas fritas eran extraño cebolla senderistas si tuviera que supongo) y no la típica llanura y las patatas fritas eran el greasiest que he visto. Claramente no lo suficientemente cocinadas en grasa caliente y la grasa no quitaron antes de servir, de hecho el tazón vinieron en estaba empapado.

Visited today with my husband was excellent service and the food was amazing we will deffinatly coming back soon :)

Nos recomendaron este lugar en amigos y me alegro de que hicieron. Buen menú de tamaño y precios muy buenos. Los bocadillos son enormes y sabía era genial y el personal era muy amable y acogedor.

I have eaten here many times for Breakfast and Lunch. Nice varied menu, all very well priced and big portions. All food is cooked to order and has always been well cooked and yummy. Good children's menu is also available.

Primera vez hemos estado aquí, el menú parecía un poco caro. Cuando llegó la comida se podía ver por qué. verdaderas salchichas el tipo haría una carnicería, no las cosas mass fabricados. Agradables densos rodajas de buen beicon de calidad, huevos procedentes. Un pedacito de espeso tostadas bien rositas. tengo que seguir? Es un lugar estupendo para el desayuno me encantó la comida y el servicio, volveremos.

Visitamos hoy negar la oportunidad de escuchar a través de un amigo.

Hemos estado aquí un par de veces ferial ahora y los desayunos son increíbles, puerta tostadas, calidad salchichas y bacon, huevos procedentes y todo lo que quieres de un desayuno, sin duda te prepara para pasar el día. Lasaña es precioso y las tartas, casero, son el más sabroso y con la mejor relación calidad-precio en : Westbury ) con ganas de probar más cosas del menú. Gracias :Conrad )

Exuberante!! No puedo esperar a volver. La comida era menta. El servicio era fantástico. Buenos precios y muy limpio. Las raciones son más que razonables.

I really enjoy my almost weekly this cafe - I am close to calling myself a regular. Been eating there on and off for about a year - I return for the food. The food portions are massive and exceptionally yummy, not fancy just plain simple food which feels home cooked. Full English is my normal order, I highly recommend. I often can't finish my plate! It is a real asset to the town, a typical classic normal no chain cafe! The staff are always friendly and have a laugh and a joke! As with most things, it’s your own personal tastes, me a common working man, this place fills my tummy and makes me smile all while being very reasonable and better value for money than other places in the area. I always make it a point to take my friends or family who visit me for the food. A thumbs up for me!

The owner is the "cook". The place is scruffy, just like the owner, who claims to cook everything himself. He didn't look at all clean, and a chef/cook needs to look very clean in my opinion. The whole place needs to "up its game". Having said that, there are usually quite a few people in there - regulars I suspect. I would not go there again. The food was less than average and the price was not commensurate with the quality on offer - very pricey for what it is..

The food is great, no problem there. It's really great to have simple, well-cooked food - the chips are to die for. Would you believe it, they cut up potatoes and deep fry them! No reconstituted mush, no semolina coating and none of those dreadful, tasteless oven chips. But the place is so bleak - just give it a coat of warm coloured paint and put a few decorative touches in, and the ambience would improve one hundred fold. Plus, it was so cold when we last visited that we won't be going back until the temperature goes up. Put the heating on when it's freezing outside!

Visited several times to mad hatters for breakfast and each time I am pleased by the size of plate and quality if food. The service is friendly and quick even if it gets busy with locals. The cake there is varied and fantastic tasting, served with a big mug of tea or coffee.

I have been to the Mad Hatters loads of times and it never disappoints. Everything is made by Conrad, the owner, and his cake is to die for. The food is delicious and is reasonably priced. I can heartily recommend that you drop in if you ever find yourself in the area.You will always be met with a cheery welcome.

Had almost two hours to kill at Westbury station, so wandered up here (about 15 mins' walk) and had a really enjoyable lunch. Great quality, good value food (I had the homemade vegetable lasagne) and you can tell from the fact they know the names of the regulars that it's a popular place with the locals. Turned an annoying wait for a train into a rather enjoyable one.

Really nice homecooked food in this friendly little cafe in Westbury. It's licensed, so you can enjoy a glass of wine, and the chef does proper chips|, so he's my kind of guy. How lovely to eat sausage, egg and chips, real comfort food. But the menu is more extensive than this - they do tasty curries and sell some gorgeous looking cakes as well. Lovely, friendly staff as well.

A fabulous little Cafe in the heart of Westbury you are always sure of a friendly and helpful service here wonderful cake as well!!

Went there for lunch with family whilst visiting town for Brothers 50th birthday party weekend.Service (Julia, owner, and waitress) came with lots of humour and then food cooked (Conrad, owner) to order was excellent. Doorstep sarnies very good and the fishcakes and real chicken burger were said to be as good.See this http://www.whitehorsenews.co.uk/blog/2010/09/02/issue-469-new-tea-rooms-open-in-edward-street/