The Giggling Sausage in Bexley

Went in for brunch today while waiting for Dash Cam to be fitted by Sounds Alarming. It is surprising how many cafes can not do scrambled eggs properly. That is not the case here. It was cooked perfectly and came on two large slices of toast. The other choice we made was the Mediterranean omelette. This was so good and came with chips or salad. I made the healthy choice and went with the chips. Along with a tea and proper coffee, all for less than £20.00. Other meals we saw being delivered all looked good and not small. Give them a try, you will not be disappointed with the food or friendly staff.

Very expensive cafe these days, and I have to say all it seems to have paid for is the fairly recent refurb. Friendly enough service, but the tables are crammed in. Low quality food at high prices (£13+ for one breakfast) really not justified. Shame. I won't be back.

Fantastic veggie breakfast (came with toast, as well). Food tasted really fresh, great presentation and left feeling full! Always looking out for good veggie breakfasts and this one has definitely made the list, thank you!

Went for lunch with son and granddaughter.. lovely food..good sized portions..plenty of flavour...chips crispy not greasy..nice salad..

Service was very prompt and efficient staff was very friendly and helpful

This place needs to improve many things including their prices. Last weekend we skipped our favourite spot to support local businesses, we selected this one instead. Oh what a regretful decision! Firstly, the portions are smaller than in other spots around the area for what it is and for the price. We ended up paying around 26-27gbp for breakfast with instant coffee as they do not have a machine (which is not an issue if you get to prepare your own coffee). Ok, its a local place, its ok to not have a coffee machine but its not ok to sell it as expensive as if it was proper coffee, you can’t sell instant coffee as premium. I asked for an iced latte and it was a tinted glass full of soya milk, we paid about about £10 for coffee and isn’t even Starbucks. Unfortunately I don’t think we will be back. At the end of the meal we were hungry and very surprised when they brought the bill because that’s what we usually pay at the breakfast club. Servers where nice, they have home made hot sauce but the is a lot of room for improvement. Please first improve, improve your food, if not lower your prices…

Nice place to have a bite to eat, staff were friendly

Our first cafe experience in Welling. Dog friendly outdoor seating. The bread they use is nice and thick for toast, generous with butter! Bubble could be improved (but that's just personal taste) Nice sausages. Beans in a separate container so me and my partner could swap! 👍🏻

welcomed as soon as i entered with other customers already in. Table service. Waiter patient as i forgot the difference between Benedict and Florentine. Both drinks well made, food fresh. Recommend!

Overpriced cafe since renamed Bistro ! Owner must have been expecting his patrons to pay for the refurbishment Ridiculously overpriced

Wanted to try this place as the service is so lovely but the sausages were really not good. Straight in the bin unfortunately. It says 'cumberland' on the menu

Food looked like it had been cooked and reheated in a fryer. I couldn’t cut the almost black sausage, overcooked bacon or hash brown. This was partly due to blunt knife. £13 80 is over priced for a small fry up and capriccio

Sunday lunch takeaway very poor, we had lamb and beef, couldn’t taste the difference as meat was very dry, veg looked and tasted like frozen veg, 3 small roast potatoes each! Best thing about it was the gravy, very disappointed as we have eaten here before and food was excellent, shame.

The food is fresh 😋, definitely will come again.

So i went here with my daughter and my mum on friday while eating an elderly gentleman fell over. my mum saw it myself and my daughter rush out to help as there was blood everywhere.I would like to clear a few things up in this situation in your response to my daughter comment. And if you have cctv this would all be proven to be correct . we brought him from the floor to the outside seating area where my daughter got napkins while i did a series of check to see where the blood was coming from This where i had come in and ask for more napkins to stem the bleeding i even said to your face can i have more you said yes and gave me them you did not offer and 1st aid at all nor did you ask if he was ok . I then ask for ice to try and deal with the swelling which you gave me in a bag as your words" we dont have any thing like that here"as a restaurant that not acceptable. You gave me a carrier bag with ice which i had to try and put on the huge lump the getting increasingly bigger My daughter called the ambulance you watched us the whole time. not once offerings any help all help that was given was because i kept coming in and asking you did not once come out and offer any support no one did as for saying you was serving customer you had 2 Women by the door were the child in a high chair. There was one lady behind my mum. An initially 2 people next to the table where we was but left shortly after the incident. So fact you're entire restaurant had including us. About 7 people in there you could quite clearly see what's happening. You then delivered our food. You knew it was our food to which you left on the table and watched. Us deal with the man outside while you knowingly watched our food Go cold at this point we brought him and his wife in again BECAUSE I ASK YOU DIDNT COME AND SAY IT TO COLD BRING HIM IN you then had more customers walk in .you then had the Audacity to ask how the food was before charge before it And i said well obviously cold but as for suggesting, we should have asked for our food to be kept warm. That means you clearly knew that we was outside and therefore, as a restaurant manager, and knowing your customers? You should have taken the food back and kept it warm for us we waited for an hour with them and the only reason they were in the warm IS BECAUSE I ASK. EVERYTHING WAS BECAUSE I ASK YOU NEVER ONCE OFFER ANY SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE MY DAUGHTER LOOK LIKE SHE WAS DRAMATISED THE SITUATION apart from one free bottle you gave them and that was because we ask for tap water you gave them that .thankfully i work in a hospital and have 1st aid training i would strongly suggest you get 1st aid training a 1st aid kit and learn to accept responsibility and accept you on this occasion did nothing but allow them to wait in the warm once we had stopped the bleeding pump

Went here with mum and nan after they loved bexleyheath one. We ordered our food our drinks from the fridge was warm while waiting a member of public ourside had a accident blood everywhere me and mum rushed to help while they all watched. Was cleaning up the 78 yr old covered in blood outside while waitinh for ambi while they plaxed our food on the table still watching us outside in the end me and mum had to switch to eat as it was cold. Once we finished he asked how our food was…. Cold it was cold you watched me help a bleeding person with a head injury and you still served my food its not hard to read a situation not like i was out chating on the phone! Had no first aid kit they gave napkins and a carrier bag with ice in… thats the best we got terrible Wont be returning. Reply- we asked if we could bring him in no one came to help. The ‘ice pack’ was ice in a carrier bag as you dont have a first aid kit on site. I never said you didnt care but you coukd see we was sortin him out even customers in sajd about bringing him in yes you let him stay til ths ambo arrived but an offer to help would of gone a long away. Doesnt matter now we got him the help he needed thats all yhat matters but just disappointing with how it happened

Whenever I'm in the area, this is always where I go. Even before the revamp. But since the revamp, the food has been sensational. Staff are always warm and welcoming. The food is presented well and the fruit smoothies are great! Definitely recommend this place! They do a good variety of food too!

Great customer service and very generous with the food portion.

Great food, comprehensive choices available and swift service received. Lovely smoothies available which is always a great treat!

A+ breakfast this morning and lovely coffee.

Food is absolutely delicious, plates looks beautiful, fresh fruit and edible flowers as garnish. Service is very polite,food was cooked quickly. Will be back for sure

The food was so good can't wait to go again

Went here yesterday for brunch with my partner, I ordered food and he ordered a latte which he said was delicious for its low price. The decor has changed and the layout has altered but overall to me it was the same giggling sausage as before. The servers were polite and provided fantastic service :)

Been revamped recently to have a more modern look but atmospheres and service is the same as before, food is better quality. Would recommend coming here for breakfast as it’s delicious and their best food :)

Good food and good service New decoration throughout

roses are red violets are blue sauce was hot so are you very good scran absolutely pukka bird was all over the burgers loved it

Always good, nice size portion and attentive service, much better than coffee pot opposite

Good variety of choices on the menu. Very prompt and efficient service. Food was delicious and reasonably priced.

I've eaten here a few times and normally I've enjoyed it but this time I was disappointed. I ordered a grilled halloumi wrap, which I've had in a few other cafes and restaurants before. So I literally got 3 pieces grilled halloumi in a wrap. The salad was served on the side, all be it one slice of cucumber, one slice of tomato and some lettuce. Maybe its just me but I thought I would be served a wrap full of salad and halloumi as I've always had before. I don't think I'll rush back and I definitely won't order the same thing again.

Ordered the garlic sausage toasted sandwich and it was like 2 PC of slivers of sausage in it.

Giggling sausage is always very good whatever one you seem to go to in the area the food is always great and always a very good service.

Really lovely food, friendly staff and very clean. That why l've given it 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The service is friendly, but the food and, especially the coffee, less so. I ordered a mild (1 shot) latte which was too strong and had more than a whiff of instant about it. My poached egg on toast was ok. Not keen on the garish decor.

Thoroughly enjoyed the very delicious large meal and very warm kind reception and service from the staff at the Giggling Sausage, Welling High Street, Welling, Kent. A good clean airy modern bistro with additional outdoor seating facilities, hygienic clean toilets, and a well organised seating layout within the main dining area. Modern decor with a trendy American theme as shown with some of the pictures displayed on the wall. Access also good for disabled. I recommend the mixed grill and lemon flavoured pancakes, washed down with a fine strawberry milkshake. My wife and I will definately return in the future to try out another good dish from the varied choice on the menu. The food excellent and very good value, the staff so kind and embracing 👍and always happy to please. Plus very convenient and easy to reach by public transport at adjacent bus stops ( No 96, 89, 486, 51 to mention a few!) Also a good choice of local shops and stores all close proximity to the restaurant. Well done to the owners 👏 and staff here. Many thanks! We look forward to a return visit. All the very best for future business and custom. Chris.😁👍A1 - 10/10.

Lovely staff, quick, friendly and good quality. If you need a break from shopping then pop in to to Welling branch.

Great shepherds pie so much better value than the coffee pot who have cut their plate sizes and up the prices Visited coffee pot for years and since trying giggling sausage would not return

Great salt beef sandwich. Clean and efficient cafe

Love ❤ this cafe!!!🍴🍽🍻🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

BOSH went full brexit when i felt that sausage inside me.mrs loved it too proppa recommended g !!!!!

Always great food! Huge plates and cheap prices.

Very nice food and clean and good service

Superb breakfast cooked by outstanding chefs and served by polite and caring waitresses. Loved the bacon, especially, and the blackpudding superfood

I think the food was overcooked a little bit e.g the bacon and scrambled egg but this could just be a one off .the staff were very friendly though

Smelly plates and glasses, smelt like hadn’t been cleaned properly, made me heave, had to ask waitress to take it away with half of the food left on it. I probably wouldn’t return here. Lots of other cafes around the area better than this one.

Kids always love coming here for a fry up! Or just a huge plate of beans on toast! Can highly recommend the chicken kebab, it's also very filling. Chips are chunky and usually hotter than the sun inside so beware and cut them up first before attempting to eat them. Don't change them though, they are good!

I wrote a negative review three years ago when the cafe changed owners, since then new owners have come in and the food is excellent. Also the staff are great and the waitresses are friendly and highly efficient, best in Welling in my opinion 👍🏻

Tried this place for the first time today, and we are so happy with the food, service, and everything in between. Will definitely order again! Thank you!

Super nice food and all staff was very pleasant.

Great food and excellent customer service. The food was on point and I would gladly go there again

Brilliant with my mums allergy's and requirements great staff great food

Very good quality food,friendly staff,clean place,good prices.xxx

lovely staff great food and they changed my daughter's dinner which was too spicy without question. Great place

There are many cafes but Sizzling sausage is amazing - not so much for lunch time meals - they should stick to what they know best!! They do an amazing breakfast and its well worth the cost

After I placed my order of a toasted panini and coffee, i had to wait ten minutes just to pay for my order. The young blond girl who served me was rude and began making my sandwich and then left it half finished, without putting it under the grill to then make three other takeaway orders and test the temperature of a food in the microwave. She did not wear gloves and touched several other foods and appliances before she continued making my sandwich. It was then under-toasted and while she was cutting it, half of the sandwich fell off the chopping board. Another older lady served me and instead of asking me to repeat my order or apologise for the wait, she then asked the younger girl what I had ordered, before charging me. I paid nearly five pounds for a sandwich I felt too sick to eat. I was worried about the amount of bacteria it must have contained from her hands which touched so many other foods, surfaces and appliances before continuing to toast my sandwich. I should have cancelled the order, but I was so shocked by the rudeness and the process of food preparation, I waited more for an apology than my order. I believe this cafe seriously needs a sanitation and health inspection, as well as a better and more friendly attitude to customers.

Excellent choice of traditional English breakfasts. Fast friendly service and does exactly what it says on the tin! Great value for money and saves all that washing up!

Been several times with family and friends make you feel welcome good choices on menu recommended tony

We used to be regular visitors here. We came in today after lunch rush. Terrible service and food nowhere near as good as it used to be. My tuna baguette was just a big soft roll with no salad garnish. My husband ordered spaghetti bolognaise that never appeared! He said he would have a dessert instead. We waited over 10 minutes for a very mediocre knickerbocker glory. It was still frozen at the bottom. We won’t be coming back. We think these must be new owners as before we could not fault the place

I've used this place many times and it never disappoints friendly staff and good food. The prices are very reasonable and the place is spotlessly clean.

Very good, big portions, very friendly.clean cheerful, choice and taste ,very good cooks ,best value, coffee was very nice, good view of kitchen very fast service , my family enjoy the food , chips are best, husband loves the place, good for just chilling and having a coffee, nice decor ,overall best value for money.

Clean, curious and cheap. Loved it. It's a must visit, staff and Owner really friendly. Try bexleyheath too.

Walked in, was ignored and waited with out being acknowledged whilst the cafe was empty, walked out in the end and went to the Koffi Pot. The previous owners who have moved to Bexleyheath were fantastic but current owners need some lessons on customer service, terrible. Been using Giggling Sausage for years, never coming back , shocking service 👎

I go here every Monday for breakfast with my daughter The lattes are the best The breakfasts are yummy

Excellent as ever have been in to 2 of the 3 in the area and could not fault anything Will continue to use

Great food, big portions, friendly helpfull service, clean. A busy local cafe in the heart of welling,

Lots of different choice on menu. I often go for the panini and would recommend this. It is a nice cafe, not particularly greasy. Really good value for money, not particularly expensive.

The food is no good and also the service is no good. I got upset tummy ache when i eating from this restaurant also it very crowded and no very helpful staff. Also portions of the food are very large also the food goes down a drain in front of customers when they have finished. avoid going here at all cost

As cafes go this is by far the best I’ve been in, lovely food tasty and reasonably priced.

A family friendly diner / cafe with helpful and happy staff. Lots of choice for breakfasts and staff are happy to accommodate most things, that along with the reasonable prices makes this a great stop for breakfast. Will definitely go again.

Friendly, popular, spotlessly clean, bright inviting design, flexible menu selections, always willing to personalise an order - high standards and a high street gem.

The food is very tasty. The staff are very friendly, the wait for the food doesn’t take too long. Sometimes the place can be very busy however it’s going to be because its a good cafe.

Great food here good portions and well presented .The staff are friendly and helpful. Family friendly and clean good atmosphere well done all

Went there today with my girlfriend and we got great friendly service and food and latte's we're great will definitely be returning.

Superb portion sizes for larger appetites, or take home the rest and eat it when you're hungry again! (which wont be for a while!) The omelettes are delicious, salads have a lot of variety and all the food is fresh and tasty.

Went to this café on Fathers Day and it was really busy. Great service and even nicer food. Would thoroughly recommend!!

Great place to have a quick bite. Massive portions. Great value for your money. Friendly staff. Recommended.

Excelente servicio y muy buena comida. El personal es muy amable y las instalaciones limpias y ordenadas. Los toilettes

We sometimes pop in for brunch here. It is always busy but staff remain very friendly. They have regulars who they know by name which is reassuring. The foods is good and reasonably priced.

Just had a great lunch here today, set thai tapas menu was beutifully presented and tasted lovely, we went here today because our favorite thai restaurant Sucheera was closed, food definitely on par, only criticism was waiting staff need to ti smile more especially entering the restaurant, but we will be back.

Very clean and well designed. Staff couldn't be more friendly and helpful. Great selection of foods, English and continental. Prices are very reasonable, and the food was fresh and well presented. Not to mention the size of the plates. Would highly recommend. Best food in area I'd say

Good welcome friendly staff and good service. Food was great cost not bad.presentation was good.food was fast to be prepared.

Love going here for a fry up, although the menu has a lot of other meals to choose from. Nice staff, quick service and tasty grub too!

Be assured the food is great, the portions large, the prices reasonable and the waitresses friendly. However, for me it is the attention to detail that I love and its what keeps bringing me back to 'The Giggling Sausage'. The tables are always spotless and the condiments full and the sauce dispensers are kept clean. Service is prompt and when you do get served real care has been taken to deliver a plate of food that is pleasing to the eye not just tasty to the stomach. Its a family run cafe and it shows. Highly recommended.

I have driven past this place numerous times when stuck in traffic. The name always made me smile and I promised myself each time that I would visit; well today was the day. My work colleague and I (oh by the way we are specialist Nutrition nurses but not ordinary nutrition mm we'll leave it there) swerved the well known coffee outlet at the well known supermarket nearby and plumped for the opportunity for our first experience of the Giggling Sausage. We were not disappointed. For the likes of us a quick visit to a supermarket is par for the course but twice this week I have been in establishments like Giggling Sausage and WOW they are amazing. Today we had exactly what we wanted to eat. Even the bread was not just your regular sliced bread. It was fresh. The food freshly prepared, hot and fabulous. Just genuine easy everyday cuisine. The place was packed with lovely people full of local character. The whole place and the staff and the service was totally uplifting. As nurses we see all sorts of life and this morning had been particularly not easy but our visit to Giggling Sausage was comfort food at its absolute best and just eating there and watching the staff and the lovely clientele was a total boost to our outlook on life in general away from our work life . We will come back and we would recommend Giggling Sausage unreservedly. We should be promoting and encouraging local establishments they are amazing. Good service, good surroundings and good value. Oh a favourite with me .....the loos...immaculate.

A real favourite with my family. Staff are really friendly. Food is great. Facilities and decor are good and it's reasonably priced. Best cafe in Welling.

First visit to the cafe, and I will be back! BUT NEED TO BE HUNGRY!! I had a baguette, no I didn't it was half a French stick ! Filled with bacon, sausage and mushrooms All cooked perfectly and a top cup if tea. All I can say is ridiculous value for money! And another bonus..... nice people.I was in the area on business, I live over 80 miles away but I would drive there for another, this time prepared so I could finish it !!!!

Sometimes if I'm running late for work on a Saturday I grab a sausage sandwich from here and can honestly say it's the best tasting one in welling!! They aren't stingy on the sausages or the sauce!

What better way to start Saturday morning shopping at Tesco next door than with a yummy fried breakfast. Huge range of breakfast ingredients including Turkish ingredients like holoumi cheese. Great for small or huge breakfast and I mean huge. Nice deco always busy.

I am a regular customer of the Giggling Sausage in Welling and also the branch in Bexleyheath. Family run business, staff always happy, friendly and welcoming and treat you with respect.Food is always top quality, BIG portions and reasonable prices!The whole menu is available every single day of the week, all day - even roast dinners! All food is made to order and fresh.Milkshakes are made with icecream and there is a wide variety of flavours and are delish - around 10 flavours!Highchairs and kids portions available.Around 15 different flavours of fruit tea available, Turkish coffee, hot chocolate, mocha, instant coffee& decaf, tea and filtered machine cappuccino, latte, espresso, flat white etc. Also offer skimmed milkThe best coffee I have tasted in a while!! Lovely owners who go out of their way to making everyone happy including giving sweets to the children every time they come in - free of charge. 100% recommend for a trendy, extremely friendly delicious meal any time of the day :)

You know when you've picked the right place to eat when the tables are crammed in so tight you struggle to get between them for all the customers already tucking in when you get there. The food ranges from standard cafe fare to Turkish breakfast and Hot Salt Beef bagels. Staff are mega, prices are right and the food is devine. For a cracking breakfast or a quick lunch or brunch, you really can't go wrong. Just don't expect to get the place to youself when you visit.

Clean and friendly little cafe. We use the cafe on football days out. Well priced, not too greasy, always busy. Wellings best csfe bar none.

Great for a decent lunch - good range of panini and sandwiches, made to order. Worth popping in if you're in the area.

We visited around lunchtime for a spot of lunch. Wasn't surprised at how busy it was at 12 as this place gets full very quickly! Clearly this reflects the good value for money and the quality food/portion sizes. We will be back.

I always think it very strange when someone such as Reggie1 posts two reviews on the same day with completely opposite marks. His only other review on TA is for a cafe on the other side of the road and he's given them 5 stars!We occasionally use The Giggling Sausage for a quick coffee and snack and have never had anything but good service at a reasonable price, hence my rating today.Disregard Reggie1 review, go along and make up,your own mind.

it is shocking i waited so long the milkshake and i was not giggling when i ate my sausage the are also very rude and so stroppy

Super breakfasts and Lunches at this really friendly, clean cafe/restaurant.They have some great dishes at fair prices with good sized portions.5 stars ⭐️⭐️

This is a small family run restaurant which does great food. We all had a breakfast which was cooked well, hot and it did not take long for them to dish it up. It is reasonably priced. It also has seating outside if it is good weather.

We had just gone for a walk ,but the smell of bacon cooking drew us inside .spotlessly clean,nice friendly service reasonably priced,good selection of food,will go back any time.

lovely cafe,good food with attentive and friendly staff. Breakfast meals are served all day and even at a reduced price for Senior Citizens.Very popular and tends to be a little overcrowded at peak times but well worth a visit.

Nice clean fast service lovely staff nice breakfast can sit outside also has a nice variety of food good menus

You will return to this little restaurant/café. First its spotless, the staff are friendly and efficient. It runs like clockwork. The food is well cooked and lots of choice. My first visit was with my grandson and have since visited with other members of the family. My last visit was last Saturday, on my own. I am on a healthy eating plan at the moment and opted for the delicious grilled chicken and salad. This comes with chips or boiled potatoes and garlic bread. The shakes and coffee are very good. Be prepared for very large portions, on a large plate so not on top of one another. I was offered a box to take what I had left. Very well priced excellent value.