Based on 2.549 opinions finded in 3 websites
Based on 2.549 opinions finded in 3 websites
Nº 292 in 418 in North Ayrshire
Nº 71 of 89 British in North Ayrshire
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The Auld Brig Restaurant is a delightful dining experience! The charming decor and cozy atmosphere create a welcoming vibe. The menu features a fantastic selection of dishes, all crafted with fresh, local ingredients that burst with flavor. The staff are friendly and attentive, ensuring excellent service. Whether for a special occasion or a casual meal, it’s a must-visit gem!
Snarf . 2024-10-13
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Good wetherdspoons with good cheap pub good.
robert anderson . 2024-10-08
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dads burger came out cold and went up to the bar less than 2 minutes later came out with a new one and that was even colder than the last!! the server tried to say they were freshly made then felt it herself took it back and put it all in microwave to heat up. felt ill since i ate there today and have been spewing since. the amount of dishes lying was a put off piling high, glasses were covered in marks too and food took a while to come . just a overall bad experience
Kaitlin-sarah Brown . 2024-10-04
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Nice breakfast the f coffee was fresh and tasty ☕ I had the miners Benedict which is egg black pudding with the Benedict sauce 😋 Freindly and efficient staff in a nice environment
Vince O'Hare . 2024-10-03
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Very quiet and peaceful. Service was good. Table needed a wipe from the night before. I would prefer potato scones, the hash browns over done and tasteless for me
Ed Hig . 2024-09-28
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One of the cleanest Spoons I've ever been in, went in for a quick dinner, good service, good food and good price 👍🏼 well done
Robert Kennedy . 2024-09-23
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Typical wetherspoons, decent food at good prices.
H4PPY H3RBS . 2024-09-17
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Went in today for a lunch Husband had small fish and chips I had shawarma wrap and chips Chips were best ive had in ages wrap was good too Husband enjoyed his fish n chips Good quick service and very pleasant staff Glad we went in
Janice Murphy . 2024-09-11
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Excellent service excellent food great value for your money 💰 luv it 👍
Dr Tom . 2024-09-11
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Modern looking place,nice and quiet,but my food was lukewarm, but edible
Neil Service . 2024-09-09
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Always welcoming staff, customer service is very good and the availability and range of drinks and menu items is vast. The only negative is that on occasion you find yourself on a table lacking condiments or menu etc. The staff will correct this if asked and this is no reason to slate this establishment. Chef, too much vinegar in the eggs benedict, kinda overpowering. This is a JD W and not Le Manoir😁
Tommyi666 . 2024-09-05
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Just a quick nip in for food with my son. Food was decent. Had the Sticky Chicken Korean bowl. Very tasty. Fish n chips were a bit meh. Good value food as always
Kirsti Stirling . 2024-09-04
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Nice pub decent prices food decent too not as cheap as it used to be
derek ballantyne . 2024-08-31
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Lots of choice for drinks and food at very reasonable prices.
Tom Gibson . 2024-08-17
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Great food amazing service quick and sufficient although some members of staff could smile more apart from that amazing place always busy great prices
Dee Hearton . 2024-08-13
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Pub is fine but the blond woman who served me has had a personality bypass and it's working just fine. I asked if she was having a good day. I won't tell you her reply. If you don't like your job little lady, then. ?? But don't take it out on people who pay your wages. Won't be back. 👎
T J . 2024-08-07
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Ok for a quick bite to eat and drink service is ok .
Tommy Burke . 2024-08-01
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Good sized portions, tasty grub, at great price, so what's not to like? Really enjoyed our meal, and the service was really speedy, even considered how busy the place was. Will certainly be back.
Tom “Houstie” Houston . 2024-07-29
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Went into Wetherspoons in Kilmarnock today with my son for breakfast. My son has learning difficulties and I am trying to promote his independence and self esteem so I sent to the bar to order breakfast. He returned to the table a couple of moments later visibly upset. He told me the man behind the bar refused to serve him and told him he had too much to drink. My son was 100% sober. I went to the bar to confront the barman and got a muted apology, Wetherspoons need to train their employees properly as this is not only detrimental to vulnerable peoples self esteem but verges on discrimination. Needless to say myself, friends and family will not be back
Andy Johnston . 2024-07-25
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First time in here with friends & sat in the lovely beer garden. High fence for privacy & shelter, plenty tables , parasols & lush fake grass Staff & locals friendly.
Eleeze Waggitt . 2024-07-25
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JD Wetherspoon. The most tried and tested pub in Britain. We had stopped into Irvine for the day for leisure and found ourselves quite hungry so popped in here. Service was quick, my grandmother and I both had the fish and chips, tasted lovely but unfortunately we seemed to have a little food poisoning afterwards. The service was…alright, staff seemed to be quite busy and sort of put out, but things happen so this might have just have been a one off experience. We did tip which wasn’t really appreciated as much as we would have liked, not a lot of manners from the waiter who picked it up. A nice day out, and a nice pub, very dim in certain areas. 3 out of 5 as there is room for improvement.
Kenzie Young . 2024-07-24
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Tatties and mash was terrible very dry and bland was ill and sick after eating
Brian Doyle . 2024-07-22
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Good layout, fast service and fine value. Can be draughty if you sit near the doors.
Paul Soave . 2024-07-21
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We have just discovered the auld brig great prices and all the coffee you can drink
Margaret Smith . 2024-07-16
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Nope, they don't allow dogs even outside!
Candy Mitchell . 2024-07-12
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Visted today for the first time place was really busy really disappointed that tables arent clearrd and cleaned between people leaving and other people coming in should have staff checking at all times even after asking oour table wasnt cleaned or the plqt3s cleared feom previous people meals where OK chips and chess weren't good nachos either and the hot chocolate fudge cake had oil floating near the ice cream bot the best wetherspoons we have visited
Monkeyboy 968 . 2024-07-12
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Decent pub. Staff are always friendly regardless of how late you're In.
Kim T . 2024-07-06
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Food garbage service diabolical, bar staff have no customer relations whatsoever will never be back 😒
Anthony Scullion . 2024-06-28
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Disgraceful it's not dog friendly, Sat outside and asked to leave coz of a small friendly dog. Shut it down.
William Foy . 2024-06-27
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No very good at all spaghetti bolognses really bad like.
jacqui TheTartanToker . 2024-06-24
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Was looking forward to a nice poached egg on my miners muffin but was like boiled egg, yes very busy so got over cooked.
colin waldron . 2024-06-22
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(This review written from the perspective of a Canadian) The first Wetherspoons I fell in love with—maybe it was the company that brought me along, but there's a lot to love either way. This is where I found out about unlimited café beverages, from a self-serve machine (no waiting around to bug a waiter for a refill)—making this place, and pretty much any Spoons an instant winner. If you vape, there are plenty of tables that have easy access to a (quite) open outdoors area (it's a parking lot); this is really nice. I can always step out for a minute, and making distance isn't hard—neither is coming back in. The food is always very good—I've had some orders come missing items, but staff are always helpful, despite the restaurant almost always being busy. For food, the only area I'd like to see evolved on—some five-spice items (such as the Naga Chili Chicken Vindaloo, available at the Sir John Moore and the Crystal Palace) would be fantastic; for any fans of spiciness, it will knock your socks off—but it's not available at this location. The item rated one spice lower—the Beef Madras—is very manageable for me--that extra spice the Naga Vindaloo has is like an extra order of magnitude; it takes what one can manage confidently, and lays on nine more. Overwhelming, in the best way—I do wish it, or something similar were here. (if you're at a Wetherspoons where it's served, it's very good stuff—it will have you putting those free decaf mochas to use!) Costs are very reasonable, considering how pricey eating out in the UK can be (in my experience). I specify the costs as ranging from £1-£10, as it's true that that is all you will often have to spend—however, I was almost always enticed to spend more; everything I've had has been very, very good in terms of texture, taste, and value for money. If it's from Wetherspoons, the chances are that it's good—so if you're in the UK and you want what's nearly guaranteed to be a good meal, Wetherspoons is a safe bet. (For anyone who drinks—a wide variety of pints are priced very reasonably, here. I can't go into too much detail, as I don't drink—but a friend who does gave me the quick rundown.) Regarding washrooms/toilets: The bathrooms are on the main floor—and the word that comes to mind is "dignified". As a male, I appreciate that there are separating walls for all of the urinals—the only time I'm not pee shy to the point of having trouble is when I'm back in Canada, under the strong influence of cannabis. I have been to many places in the UK (and Canada) without walls separating the urinals—it's never fun. The toilets themselves are very confidential—very, very tall separators. Good for you guys—few places anywhere at all get it so right. I think the Wetherspoons at the Sir John Moore even goes so far as to have individual toilets, entirely walled-off from one-another, with a very tall door; I've literally never seen such good execution on the idea of a "dignified public restroom", or anything close. Both are winners. Love the location, love the food, love how I never feel like I'm a prisoner or live in a barn—it really is too bad I don't live in the country, let alone the area! Great restaurant.
ChakatAssassin2 . 2024-06-21
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Always seem to be out of stock of anything I want and portions aren't great
Ryan Guildford . 2024-06-17
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Always know what you're going to get
Barbara Conner . 2024-06-17
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Amazing food, the service is wow. Best atmosphere with a beautiful view in front of you
Prince Mukwamba . 2024-06-12
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Decent pub for a pint , only had the 1 as was getting the train into Glasgow, service was good seating inside and outside , decent pint of Guinness
Hamish Connor MacLeod . 2024-06-11
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Went for dinner and when it came out all of it was cold took it back. The staff said we could heat it up in mircowave for you . One the barstaff short change me by a ten pounds . Wont go back into that pub.
Alex . 2024-06-10
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I lost my phone... I thought I left it in the bathroom and I did not but the staff were lovely and accommodating even tho I was stressed and crying. I did indeed get my phone back (it wasn't in spoons tho) thank you to the staff and management 💗💗💗 xx
Selina Johnston . 2024-06-09
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No one clearing tables and theres at least 6 tables need clearing. Food served cold and overcooked, this place needs is below expextations
IAN MASSON . 2024-06-09
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Let's be honest, no one goes to any spoons. For the quality of their food. This one is no different. But speed of service for drinks and attention of staff to detail. Raises this one, slightly above the others
alistair macmillan . 2024-06-03
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Can't fault the place, plus brilliant toilets . Perfect for waiting on the train to Glasgow out of Irvine .
Tim Paterson . 2024-06-01
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Always clean with friendly, helpful staff. Good freshly made food
Esther Higgins . 2024-05-28
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Have been going for a few months every week for breakfast. In the past it wasnt too bad. But now the breakfast comes out cold, the plate was cold and some of the food was cold. The eggs leave a lot to be desired. Sent it back , it was just microwaved, so result was everything was tough. Might need to look for somewhere else I think.
Linda jackson . 2024-05-23
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Good food and it's very clean, staff are friendly and happy to help
james gibson . 2024-05-23
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Okay not the best wetherspoons I've been in
lorraine dyer . 2024-05-15
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Like any other. Staff always friendly and resonable prices.
John Anderson . 2024-05-15
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Had a very disappointing breakfast. Freedom breakfast eggs were overcooked and burned underneath and covered up with other items to try and hide this. Husband had scottish breakfast and the toast was just hot bread. We were looking forward to it as we have had lovely meals here previously
marion dougan . 2024-05-14
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I like Wetherspoons, The Food is nice. My favourite thing is the chicken tikka with garlic naan, but there are other nice things to eat too.
Joshua Taylor (Josh) . 2024-05-09
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Normal run of the mill wethearspoins
John Govan . 2024-05-06
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Fish and chips were lovely large portions would highly recommend it
Sharon Haswell . 2024-05-01
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Burger Chips and Onion Rings all over cooked Tables were all dirty and sticky Very disappointed Will not teturn
vivienne lees . 2024-04-30
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Was in for a meal was delicious friendly staff ,food was hot and plenty of it will be back soon 😋
david connell . 2024-04-30
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boring and dirty tables staffing minimal ,staff looked like no interest in being there. No atmosphere. Food passable. Asked for table cleaned got a look and told someone will get it !!!
Margaret C . 2024-04-28
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My guest's food was uneditable, not fit for human consumption - the sirloin steak was a piece of cremated fat, the peppercorn sauce was cold and lumpy, the mashed potatoes had grown a skin of their own, the cold mushroom was soggy and the peas were cold. In the middle of ordering two antisocial staff just walked off for no apparent reason. The pig ignorant waitress slammed the potmess almost through the table when serving it. The food was not even fit for a dog, absolutely vile food being served at the Auld Brig, they are a disgrace to the Wetherspoon chain. I would give them a zero rating. I had to get a refund and we went somewhere else for dinner.
Brian Walkington . 2024-04-28
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It is a Weatherspoon's, owned by a bloke who voted for brexit and then complained when he couldn't get any drivers to deliver his beer. I will never use a Wetherspoons again. I now use The Carrick. Other end of the river Gate but does food like Wetherspoons at Wetherspoons prices but without all the brexit guff
Dangerous . 2024-04-28
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Excellent for a wee bite to eat
Stewart Thomson . 2024-04-22
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Basic food but a good all-rounder. Did the job.
Stuart Fairley . 2024-04-18
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Great breakfasts but steer clear of the entrance doorways if looking for a table, the wind howls in. Still, can't beat the prices. 👍
Duncan McNeil . 2024-03-30
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Good evening. Just a point l wish to raise with your company. I feel that you need to change the beans in the breckfast as they totaly ruined the taste of the whole thing. I certainly would have paid the extra to enjoy this but insted l feel l wont be back. Yours
486sma . 2024-03-29
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Quick service, friendly staff. Toilets on same level as restaurant.
Julie Heslop . 2024-03-27
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Pish, and usually overcrowded wae pensioners. They got rid of the Gourmet Burger which was like their one gid food item.
you, but stronger . 2024-03-24
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Came here for a wee treat for mother's day as we were having a day out. We ordered at the till, waited over 40 mins for our food the big rush was over at this point. Ordered a BBQ beef burger, kids pizza and fish and chips. The kids pizza plate was boiling hot would say it was hotter than the pizza it's self. The adults ones were like warm. We started to get our meal when taking the salad off my burger I noticed something shiny in it, upon closer look it was a strand of metal running through the actual burger patty. Husband went up to complain after they realized how big the peice of metal was we were offered a refund for the burger only even though no one else trusted eating theres. Would avoid at all cost would put me off visiting any of there sister branches as well
Lindsay Preston . 2024-03-18
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Fish n chips Is best by far in Irvine
james kennedy . 2024-03-16
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My partner and I were in on Mother's day, the tables were filthy covered in plates, people were trying to clean there own tables, I have seen the place busier it was un organized chaos, staff were walking past dirty tables, the bar was covered in plates, glasses, cutlery, and when our food arrived it was cold very disappointed
Jake Kerr . 2024-03-11
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Had a work lunch. Curry day on Thursday - a katsu chicken curry, soft drink and coffee was under £10 all in. You can't beat it. Fast too.
Martin Kroupa . 2024-03-09
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Went for breakfast and it was lovely
Paul Quin . 2024-03-07
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The food quality has gone down drastically and the menu never changes, cheap but nasty.
David Ferguson . 2024-02-23
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Good value. Friendly staff. Nice decor.
Louise Campbell . 2024-02-15
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Excellent customer service from Angeline 5* from the english lass who got queue jumped! Haha x......................
Kim H . 2024-02-13
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Dump, rude staff, rotten atmosphere, don't take dogs even in beer garden. There are some lovely pubs in the town. Recommend you go elsewhere.
Paul Smith . 2024-02-13
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Havnt been to this place for a long time ,I thought I would give it a try . Pleasant staff,clean and well looked after. Had a coffee ( free refills) not Costa but still good , bit of toast as well .I stayed with a mate for over an hour.
Patrick Mcculloch . 2024-02-01
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Lovely place with a good selection of food and drink.
Thomas Hunter . 2024-02-01
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Good food, good service and friendly place
Leslie . 2024-01-29
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Avoid unless you want food poisoning. Member of staff large girl, spotty, blonde was picking her bum and then serving!!
Dawn . 2024-01-17
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Very busy and staff run off their feet but soso friendly and obliging
Mary Mcwhinnie . 2024-01-15
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Back to normal with bar service. Always busy.
Johanna Barr . 2024-01-14
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This place is in dire need of a good clean and more staff each shift. So many mistakes made in a small dinner and drinks order. Tables u occupied but full of empty glasses. You have to ask staff to clean table/clean yourself.
lori9b . 2024-01-13
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AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS. STAFF ARE DISGUSTING INCLUDING MANAGER SHE IS VERY RUDE AND ALLOWS HER STAFF TO SWEAR AT CUSTOMERS AND THE FOOD IS DISGUSTING TO MATCH
Dawn M . 2024-01-12
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Busy place with plenty of parking. The food is ok for what you are paying. I just love the bottomless coffee.
Stuart . 2024-01-04
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Wasnt inpressed, price has went up but portions have got smaller
Tracy Kirkpatrick . 2024-01-02
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We had an enjoyable meal with family x
Irene Barr . 2023-12-31
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Excellent place for a quiet pre or post shop coffee, but food is highly variable with regards to quality! I thought that the big chains and Franchises dealt with this by way of training in the 80's! Food on this occasion was edible, but overcooked fried eggs and rubbery hash browns, really not my idea of a good breakfast content! Damned shame because I've had some excellent meals here previously!
Robert Lawson . 2023-12-22
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Came in for some breakfast while out shopping and all was delicious and tasty! And really good value for money, the restaurant itself needs a little TLC!
Passport25214481623 . 2023-12-22
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The jackfruit pizza is nice-not an option in all branches of Wetherspoons. The toilets in the Auld Brig aren't a mountainous trek like some! The staff are all friendly and approachable. Staggering distance to the bus stop, taxi rank and Irvine train station.
Rachel “Rab” Little . 2023-11-23
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Great place to go for breakfast or just to have a cuppa and chat with friends
Pearl Gibson . 2023-11-16
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We popped in for a bite of lunch, struggled to find a table, and even when we did, we had to clear a pile of dirty glasses and plates off it. Once we had ordered, the main courses came in around 10 - 15 minutes. The dessert (ice cream) wasn't forthcoming soon after, so after 15 minutes we asked when it was coming, to be told "the order is in the kitchen, they'll bring it out ". After waiting another 15 minutes, we went back to the bar to see where the ice cream was, and one of the staff went into the kitchen and brought it out. It was disappointing to wait 30 minutes for a plate of ice cream.
Jim Tennant . 2023-11-09
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Nice place,good prices..although they have went up like other places..get here early.. as hard to get a table in the afternoon,breakfast good,get here for 10am if you can and you'll get a table,😎
Keiran Garvey . 2023-11-06
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Breakfast here on 5/11/23. I had the large Scottish and my partner the Scottish. Waited over 20 minutes for them to arrive and when they did they were lukewarm with the beans and eggs conjealing and the square of butter totally melted, suggesting to me the breakfasts had sat some time before being brought to the table. Before starting to eat, my partner noticed neither of us had black pudding on our plates. I should have had 2 slices, my partner 1 slice. On approaching a member of staff to question our missing items I was told that there was no black pudding left! ( Great way to increase profits, not put an item on the plate and not tell the customer!). I was offered any other breakfast item as replacement and opted for link sausage. A short time later a staff member arrived at our table with 1 link sausage each for us. As I had been missing 2 slices of black pudding I would have expected 2 link sausages as replacement. Altogether not recommended as a breakfast venue. I have used Wetherspoons all over the UK and am a regular in the Pioneer in Prestwick and The Paddle Steamer in Largs. Todays experience falls well short of what I have come to expect of Wetherspoons.
Bobby Graham . 2023-11-05
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It's a nice pub to drink in. It gets busy even mid week. Staff were polite
Darren Oliver . 2023-11-02
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Ordered a burger meal, food came warm and was lovely. Got a few drinks. Would definitely recommend and will be back soon. Didny help coming here then deciding to go shopping whilst a bit tipsy 🤣 was worth it tho 🤣👌🏼xx
Skye Agnew . 2023-10-29
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Nice. Clean, locked, disabled toilet.
Billie Polar . 2023-10-29
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Came in for dinner recently with my family and everything was delicious, the prices have most definitely went up however everything has! The food was tasty and quick to arrive we all really enjoyed it.
Passport25214481623 . 2023-10-23
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Didn't have food just a couple of drinks and found it very inexpensive
Halina Cairns . 2023-10-19
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Just typical Wetherspons , food can be a hit or miss affair , depends on what you order whether its Ok or notsame with all Wetherspoons , at least prices are very reasonable
David Warnock . 2023-10-18
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Love this place. Great for food and drinks and at decent prices.
Laura O'Halloran . 2023-10-14
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Great pub with very friendly bar staff and management team...very clean in all areas and great local customers. Food again great for the price..can't fault
V5666CWjonathang . 2023-10-12
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No atmosphere in weather spoon pub's
david mccallum . 2023-10-10
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Moody girl serving, all other staff were great
anthony Tomo . 2023-10-07
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Spoons #151 unusual in the fact that there is a car park adjacent to the he front door Very friendly staff, only had Apple crumble and a drink, maybe not the 6 minute target but was worth the wait Great central location for shopping Apparently more popular for food than for the drinkers We sat up on a nice bright mezzanine Had to go downstairs to the ground floor for the toilets, a little ironic 😂
Wayne Gammon . 2023-10-05
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Great spot for a bite to eat. Food was hot on arrival and tasted delicious. Excellent service from the staff.
travel with gem . 2023-10-04
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So went to pick up new Glasses today and as I was straight after work early shift was hungry . A Piri Piri place in mall Called Black Rooster ( yea crazy a chicken place ). It had advertised “ Vegetarian “ menu. Corn burger Paneer wrap Halloumi burger All of these. £4.50. With a variety of “ sauce” flavours . I had decided on the “ corn burger 🍔” Oh sorry we’ve “ phased “ those out . Puzzled look on my face … Ok I no would like the Halloumi Burger. Ahhh ok. With what sauce and do you want lettuce and Mayo Yes please Said I. I really want you to enjoy this I will have the Spicey BBQ please and make that a meal thanks that will be £7.50 Now at this point I sat more in Hope than confidence that this wasn’t a hooge mistake . Sadly it turned out my initial feelings were founded. This mess is what turned up . When is a burger not a burger !! I spoke to a staff member explaining my confusion. Oh we’ve “ phased out the Halloumi burgers” and we now only use the halloumi sticks !!! What would you like to do ? The manager should have explained this when she took your order. I’m sorry if she didn’t . Please just refund me. Thank you. So the moral in the Tale . If it’s a Chicken shop . No matter how “ cool and on trend they want to be seen as having vegetarian options. They will most likely still be a piri piri chicken shop that wants to be Nando’s but still fail with even the basics. 🤮