Teal Cafe in Tonbridge and Malling

Clean and bright interior with ample off-the-road parking at no cost. Table service by delightful staff. I had two slices of fresh and crispy fried bread, two fried eggs with just runny yolks, two rashers of bacon, a slice of black pudding and a tub of baked beans. With a large mug of Americano coffee and 10% optional service my bill was £15.29 and worth every penny.

Excellent food, service and friendly staff

Got my car washed here what a great job they done has her washed a few times and each visit has been very good cheerful place to visit

Been visiting Teal for a few years now. It used to be so nice, less busy and more pleasant to hang around and chat but now it gets so busy and noisy, which is great for the owners but not so good if you want a relaxing chat. Also great for the owners is the seemingly, ever increasing prices they charge. Today I had the Kentish breakfast. £11.25 for one sausage, one rasher of bacon, beans, scrambled egg and a hash brown. And a slice of toast. I think I may have issues 50p me for the scrambled egg. The food tasted ok (not amazing), but for the price/food/items I really do expect better value.. Another slice of toast, mushrooms... £11+ for single items of average food is not good. But the cafe is always so busy so it must be doing something right (or there are no nearby alternatives). A friend did have eggs Benedict and that did look nice and arguably better value. Teal is certainly not a greasy spoon kind of place but it's not a restaurant either. Which is also why the 10% service fee is unreasonable and makes things awkward when self paying at the till. (Not exactly a mark of good service). And that's the crux of it Teal is now all about what goes through the till rather than serving a decent, reasonably priced breakfast! I'm sorry Teal the last few visits I've felt the same but decided not to review but I'll go somewhere else in future.

How disappointing, I asked for some hot water so I could heat my babies bottle up and I was given a dog bowl full of cold water. I feel insulted.

Excellent !!! Perfect service from Jack and the whole team. Good delicious and we will be back soon. Free car parking an additional bonus.

Having passed here hundreds of times in the car, it was about time I stopped in for a full English. I was pleasantly surprised with how large the café is, and that it was relatively packed too considering it's quite out of the way. The decor is really lovely, and it feels cosy inside, and you can bring dogs inside too. The staff were great, and really friendly. We had the Teal Breakfast with black pudding added on, all the elements of the breakfast were perfectly done to my liking, and the egg yolk was still runny too! Will definitely be back for another fry up at a later date

Called in for a late lunch. Must have passed the place 100's of times. This is my first visit, pleasant atmosphere freshly painted, some quirky quips on the wall, lovely lunch. And the odd ageing rocker amongst the clientèle. Good for a roadside stop. Without the big chain rip off.

Quick easy and good service. All you home fav’s - highly recommend for anyone looking for simple recipes with a good service.

Quick easy and good service. All you home fav’s - highly recommend for anyone looking for simple recipes with a good service.

Just visited this cafe. Had a full English, and it was excellent. Staff friendly, service perfect, excellent value for money, with the high quality ingredients. Will definitely be back.

Just visited this cafe. Had a full English, and it was excellent. Staff friendly, service perfect, excellent value for money, with the high quality ingredients. Will definitely be back.

Very clean place friendly staff reasonably priced

Been to Teals many times over the last few years, there is a very good choice of food, enough for all diets. Last week I had welsh rarebit, absolutely delicious. Yesterday I had home baked ham egg and chips, my husband had a cooked breakfast. It is very popular and good selection of cakes. Friendly staff and very clean and reasonable price.

We waited an hour for smashed avocado on toast and a full English one sausage, one bacon one mushroom and a small pot of beans ,2 eggs..2 small coffees which were warm..didnt except cash..very disappointing and very expensive!

Great food and friendly staff. Will definitely go back. Car park was really busy, not sure where all the drivers were though!

The food was OK but had to wait and the service wasn't great either and was expensive so won't be going back there again also there was a service charge but it wasn't good service no smile and no atmosphere pretty bad all round really

Fabulous late breakfast/lunch, no complaints never had any problems. The food is freshly cooked properly and tastes delicious, always busy so that says it all really! The staff are friendly and helpful no plate chucked down for us! The milkshakes are tasty too, we would definitely recommend and have always enjoyed eating here.

Good for a quick coffee while u wash the car

Very nice cafe , good service and friendly staff

Review based on many visits, most recently last month. Food is consistently excellent and much of it is locally sourced. The Tiffin cake is my favourite for a naughty treat, and the milkshakes are a firm favourite with the children. Apart from one visit (in many) I have always had brilliant service and the staff are happy to help. The cafe is dog friendly and my dogs have always had lots of fuss! There are water bowls for your dog which is lovely. Only disappointing thing is that they have decided to not take cash so now are card only.

Teal is very exquisite, full of colour and of course lovely food and staff .I enjoy it every time I visit ! I hope this place will still be thriving in years to come .

I love this place, great for breakfast, and lunch. It only takes cards.

We have been regular customers of Teal for many many years but of late, the experience hasn’t been good at all… not least the cost! Over £43 for breakfast / smoothies for 2!!! FORTY THREE POUNDS - and that was after we asked for the service charge to be removed! And the eggs are often split / over cooked on the breakfasts. Staff turnover seems very high. Often left waiting to be served and/or grumpy waiting staff. Drinks arriving late into the meal. A cheese omelette cost over £12 (not inc salad or chips which are charged extra!!) Ridiculous prices! Without the service / attention to detail. We won’t be going back, as many other locals agree…

Absolutely terrible the food was terrible and cold and hidden prices on bill like charging extra for scrambled egg when I actually ordered the scrambled egg and salmon on the menu the prices of the full English Didn't even get a full tomato and 1 tiny mushroom bacon was not even cooked it was raw just a complet con and disgusting it was dirty and the service was well there was no service just plates thrown down in front of you and then they add on a service charge I would highly recommend that you AVOID AVOID AVOID YOU AN GET CHEAPER BETTER QUALITY ELSEWHERE I WIll NOT RETURN AGAIN I HAVE ALREADY BEEN TWICE AND IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME BOTH TIMES I CAN HIGHLY RECOMEND MAGGIES IN LEWISHAM WHICH IS ALL YOU CAN EAT AND BOTTOMLESS TEA OR COFFEE FOR 12 QUID see picture for Maggie menu

An excellent cafe/restaurant. Burgers were stacked and tasty, although reasonably priced. Even the coleslaw and chips are worth a mention. Service was quick and friendly. Plenty of parking and in a very convenient location.

Extremely over priced and over rated also being charged extra for oat milk in my coffee and £3 for a CAN of coke ...also charged extra for scrambled egg when it's was advertised as scrambled egg and salmon It was also cold the service wasn't great and then had a cheek to automatically add a 10% service charge I definitely won't be recommending to anybody

First impression like a hospital canteen, ridiculously overpriced, £13.25 for the teal breakfast of 2 eggs, bacon, sausage, very small beans, half a tomato, and 0ne small flat mushroom, slice of toast, add to that a large?? Coffee comes to £16.50....not impressed at all, double the price of a lot better and bigger breakfasts elsewhere... This is a cafe not the ritz hotel.. My wife had 0ne slice of salmon and scrambled eggs one toast. £12.25.was so bland left the eggs. All in all a rip off never again.!!

A very nice restaurant. Food cooked to order arrived hot.

Lovely! Everyone is so polite and always feel welcome. Food is great and always to high standard. This is definitely a favourite of ours.

Not a bad location.... Will have to take a deep breathe ... Wait for it ... £33 for brekkie for 2 Not for the faint hearted.... Not the greasy spoon you may be expecting .... Food was top quality ..... and it was my wife's birthday Let's just say ..... you gotta give it a try

Expensive also a service charge doesn't take cash but overall food was good but doubt I will make a return visit

Friendly service with really good food. Plenty of parking. Would definitely recommend the teal breakfast. Car wash in the car park so you can get your car washed while you eat

Service and food are great I have recommended this place to others many times.

cute, nice and friendly little café with amazing good english breakfast

Fantastic food and brill service. Thoroughly enjoyed it here.

Great breakfast as always, friendly and helpful staff 👏👏

What a lovely spot, live long and prosper. I've read some other reviews either from a alternative reality or bad luck

By the way this is my first ever google review for this cafe I bet you enjoy reading this first google review I went to the teal cafe today with my mum There I had porridge with bananas and I found it very lovely and tasty It was the best porridge I have ever had in my whole life It was the first time having porridge as I haven't had it for ages I really enjoyed my porridge today with the bananas in it You have very lovely food at this cafe I think the service is amazing because your staff are very kind honest and also because what made my experience so great today because one of your staff said hi to me and my mum as I came in It was very kind they found a lovely table for us to sit at Also got myself a cake and my mum payed for it and then I took take home When I got home I tried it and eat it all And I really enjoyed it That was the best cake I have ever tried and eaten Thank you for being so welcoming to me and my mum today I'm so glad I visited your cafe today This is my first time coming to this cafe This is the only one that I don't think I been to And never given you a review before So I thought I would give you a good google review Your cafe gets it's first lovely 5 out of 5 star rating My experience today was very lovely and amazing I think I had a very good time at this cafe today and my mum enjoyed going there today It was nice change from going to sevenoaks Hopefully I can come back to this cafe again one day and give you a second google review I try my best to find a day or month to come back to this cafe Maybe next time I tried one of your other cakes I feel sorry that some people gave you bad reviews I guess not everyone has good experiences at this cafe But you don't have to worry because I wouldn't ever give you a bad review Because a lovely cafe like yours deserve respect and good reviews like mine Don't let other people's opinions or bad reviews get to you that what my good advice is for all the staff that work at this cafe I'm sure this good review would for sure defintely brighten up your day You defintely need a good review after all the bad review other people have given you I think it's time we bring some kindness into this world There's say all the kindness you put out into this world always has a way of coming back to you I learned from Dhar Mann videos on youtube Hopefully this get your star ratings up even more Hopefully your star ratings don't down any time soon because we wouldn't that to happen Your staff that work there are very kind honest sweet caring very nice and welcoming to all their customers that come to this cafe Enjoy reading my first google reviews Anyway Hope you have a lovely rest of your day Enjoy your Tuesday

It looks like a great place for lunch or just a snack. We had a sweet tiffin bite (highly recommended) and some soft drinks. The car park signs warned that all cars are captured on camera, and that the car park is only for customers of this cafe, or the car wash.

Good food, service a little slow as it got too busy for the number of staff and slightly over priced.

Just try it! I enjoyed the food, a plus is you can get your car cleaned opposite.

Food and service is great but price for what you get is poor £10.60 for this👎

This is by far the best place ever food was lovely

Very nice food and lovely staff.

Perfect find, especially for breakfast.

Had Kentish breakfast. Good food, well cooked and presented, but sadly lack of it for the price!

When we arrived at the cafe to have a bite to eat while the car was being washed. We were sat down and given menus. Several people who arrived after us were served first. We asked for tea and coffee and the tea was Luke warm. The young man serving had a fairly detached and disinterested off hand attitude. I ordered the standard breakfast. After 45 minutes our food had not arrived. The car had long since been washed hoovered and parked up. When asked where our food was - we were informed it was another 15 to twenty minutes away. We informed them we were not prepared to wait and should have been informed if there was going to be a long wait. They said sorry but still charged for the tea and coffee. The least they could have done was offered these as a comp for their extremely poor service and sloppy attitude.

Acoustics can be forgiven, but when it came to pay the bill, I gestured to a server who disappeared? I had to get up and tried to make eye contact with 3 people behind the counter, one of our party said one has to pay at the till. There were 8 of us, we wanted to split the bill, some who have left by then after leaving cash. A rather surly unfriendly individual said they don’t take cash because there is no change available, we said we don’t need change. We were then told we could only pay per item on the bill. If she had apologised for the inconvenience, tried to help resolve it and made it easy for everyone, we might have walked away not feeling quite so frustrated. A bit of friendly helpful customer service makes the worlds difference.

I don’t know why I keep going back. Rude staff, expensive food and snobby menu. You may as well go to riding cafe up the road. HOWEVER the bread is great. That’s all. If you like bread I recommend

Visited it today, never been before as we were passing through, lovely staff and a great and filling snack, cheese and tomato toastie 👍

Teal cafe is a great place to go for a reasonably priced meal. The menu options are good for a cafe and overall my experience has been very good. It gets quite busy at weekends which just goes to show how popular it is. They do a lovely cheeseburger,a good range of jacket potatoes and paninis and other items. They have a good range of hot and cold drinks to choose from as well.

Friendly welcoming and the food and tea was great

We arranged a family get together on Saturday as we live in different areas and the teal was middle distance for all of us. I booked a table for 8-10 people and agreed that we would be there at around mid day.having said that the group from Epsom arrived 45 minutes early, this was not a problem,they were seated at the table. They were not offered any drinks until we arrived , although I was advised in the email confirmation that they were busy with a large group it would have been nice to offer a drink whilst waiting. When we arrived we could see that it was very busy but well staffed to cope,nice clean cafe well presented staff very welcoming. We placed our order with a really charming member of staff and nothing was too much trouble. When the food arrived we were all very happy with the quality, obviously top notch ingredients well prepared and delivered to our table hot and at the same time. Now I have seen the reviews about it being very expensive, if you want to compare it to a road side burger van then you will find it expensive. If you enjoy good quality food in a professional clean environment served by friendly well presented staff then this is the place for you, it may be a little more expensive than some other places but you really do get what you pay for , I would recommend that you treat yourself to a trip to this wonderful cafe ,if you enjoy goog food you will not be disappointed

Stopped by for a quick coffee but pleasantly surprised at how nice it is. Will be visiting again soon.

My Husband and I had limited time to have breakfast and decided to pop down to Teal. As always we were served promptly and the food was lovely. Emily and the team were polite, friendly and professional. 100% recommend

Delicious smashed avocado and feta muffin today. Beautifully prepared and presented- shout out to chef Sam in the kitchen! Thank you!

A nice not so little roadside cafe. Lovely sausages and bacon.

The Teal cafe is close to our home and a regular spot for my wife and I to share lunch or a cup of coffee. The food is great, the pastries tempting and the service friendly and personal. We were served today by Freya who could not have been more helpful, bringing our food really quickly, providing extra water for my teapot and attentively clearing our table as we finished with plates. She told us that she is studying to be a doctor - I suspect she will be a good one! In the meantime, best wishes for your A levels, Freya, and thanks for making our lunch so special!

Emily has a committment to service second to none. She always places the customer first. She was attentive and we were served delicious, freshly prepared food made from quality ingredients. Whenever I pass, I always call into Teal for a warm welcome and a great meal.

Great food and service, the staff team worked very well. Well done

Delicious pancakes and sunshine smoothie- very friendly service. Really lovely place for a chilled out Sunday breakfast

Food is fantastic, service is standard but the restaurant is very noisy, especially when busy. Will go back again, but hopefully at a quieter time.

Almost £10 for an americano and a toasted tea cake with marmalade 😮 including the 10% gratuity they add. There wasn’t even any fruit in the tea cake. Madness! I can get fish and chips for less! Also CARD ONLY. Won’t be back. They do a roast dinner for £15.99 I just don’t get their pricing structure at all!?!?

Nice food and ok service but it's expensive for a breakfast. Almost £40 for 2 breakfasts and 2 hot drinks and then they request 10% service charge.

Perfectly cooked full breakfast. Spotlessly clean cafe. Great staff

Very expensive , for a cafe , regardless of quality of ingredient, I’m guessing my eggs came from the kings private collection for that price for 2 with 1 slice of bread . Whole menu is expensive . Would not recommend .

Only had a coffee, can't comment on the food but was asked to pay a 10% service charge..... It's only a cafe not a high restaurant

Visited late Saturday morning when it was extremely busy. We were seated quickly, served drinks promptly, there was a little wait for the food but not unacceptable. Cooked breakfast was lovely with crispy bacon as requested! Staff all very friendly. If there was any negative it would be that they no longer accept cash payments.

Amazing staff, and they do the best coffee. Highly recommend a visit.

Terrible service. Don’t go with toddlers as you’ll be there for at least 45 mins before you even receive a drink! We arrived after having booked a table and stood at the door for 10 mins before we just decided to go and ask why we had to queue with those who hadn’t booked. Then we got a table finally and ordered drinks. Didn’t receive our drinks until 35 mins later. Food came 15 mins after that. Although fresh, the wait was just too long. To add to that, the place is loud like a Wetherspoon and understaffed. Terrible terrible first experience and we definitely won’t be back.

Visited Teal with my two grand daughters. From the moment we entered we were warmly welcomed and cared for . The waitress , Ellen , put two high chairs in place. Food and drinks were swift to arrive and the baked potato was a hit with the grand children . The plastic cutlery and crockery helped us have a successful meal . Thanks

Good food, reasonably priced. Friendly and attentive staff, and a mixed clientèle created a good atmosphere. Off Road parking. Clean modern toilet facilities. Recommended.

Waited 20 minutes while others served. It took another customer to point out I was waiting and then no acknowledgment. 7 girls working there and was only about 20% full. Really poor. Hildenborough cafe much better

I do love teal cafe but charging £23 for two coffees and 2 bacon sandwiches to take away is excessive. Will not be doing that again!

Love Teal cafe. Staff are friendly service is impeccable and the food is delicious

Drove past here so many times and having heard great things I will be back. The food is great value, freshly cooked and the staff really pleasant. It’s nice to be able to get a breakfast all day as well - many places stop serving at lunch and we all know there is no meal greater than a full English. They have other stuff on the menu, but personally I don’t know why you’d bother….breakfast all the way please!

Cafe food at restaurant prices. Very overpriced. Service was also poor. Staff were rude. We went on a Sunday at 1.50pm and were told we could still order food but kitchen would close in 10.minutes. As we ate, they cleaned up around us very obviously and made us feel very uncomfortable. They obviously wanted to get rid of us. We rushed our food and left in 25 minutes. We won't be returning!

The best English breakfast imaginable. Every item was good quality and perfectly cooked, eggs prepared as requested. Really good quality coffee. Excellent service from Beth and other waiting staff who clearly enjoyed working there and wanted to show it.

Car park is dangerous for motorcycles, big holes upon entrance from fast road and rocks the size of golf balls and bigger everywhere. Has been like this for years except is now worse. Someone will have a serious accident one day in the car park or entering or exiting from the fast main road. Shows Wi-Fi but doesn’t work.

Little mire expensive than many rivall cafes

Lovely Cafe with a beautiful teal exterior. The patio looks like somewhere I would host a small wedding. The staff were very polite. The drinks were phenomenal. Definitely best part of the while thing. I ordered eggs Royale which was essentially eggs Benedict with smoked salmon. It came with microgreens and hollandaise sauce on the side. It was rather simple. I wish it came with some sliced avocados as it tasted a bit bland. I'm interested in going back to try the American pancakes

A great stop off, good food at reasonable prices. Friendly staff.

A group of us had travelled to a Parkrun in a different area. On our way back, we drove home via Teal. What a wonderful, bright, airy place. The milkshakes looked amazing, & 3 of our group of 12 tried them. The breakfast choices were...

Phone and tablet doesn’t work, shows Wi-Fi but not working from my visits

Found this coffee shop, by chance, a few years ago. Now try to visit whenever going down the A21, as just 5 mins away. The 2pm closure can be a problem but even then they'll serve scone or cakes with a drink.

Great little tea shop style with a wonderful breakfast selection, great warm and friendly staff with excellent parking facilities. Toilets were impeccable. Best sausages for miles. Still fabulous in 2023!

A great recommendation from a friend. Lovely seating area inside and out. Nice selection of food, sandwiches, toasties, breakfasts, jacket potatoes, not to mention the delicious selection of homemade cakes. Good service from the young lady.

Very nice food great customer service

Slipped in for a quick breakfast en route to shopping in Tonbridge. Very clean, welcoming staff and cooked-to-order. This is a really nice place to visit for a coffee and/or snack. Disappointed recently to find that last orders are 2.00pm. Plent of on site free...

Staff need to drop the attitude considering they charge extortionate prices for bog standard grub.

I belong to a club who meet there once a month for breakfast. We tend to arrive there just before they open at 9.00am. There is a good choice of dishes which are well cooked.

Food is quite good but the tea cup is dirty with broken milk container. Hot chocolates are cold. I would not recommend this café at this price (£45 for 3 people!).

Food was soooo good! We had 2x totally teal full English breaki’s! 10/10! Mel served us and was fantastic. Great place!!!

We all enjoyed our meals. Portions were pretty good but it was quite expensive for what it was. Difficult to create an "atmosphere" in such a large naturally lit area. Really, best described as an up-market greasy-spoon! The service from the friendly and efficient staff was superb.

This has to be the most expensive cafe I’ve ever visited. Poor service that took forever, I asked if I could have tinned tomatoes instead of beans this was not an option 🤷‍♂️ my fried eggs were hard and grossly over cooked. We were on...

First time coming to teal cafe and wow staff are all super foods expensive but you get what you pay for I just wanted to see what it's like

Very nice cafe, very helpful friendly staff. Delicious breakfast. I had ordered the wrong thing ()my fault ) and they changed it with no problems. Yes it's noisy if you sit outside as right on the road but that's why we chose it as very...

A most excellent breakfast. Biker friendly, with off-road parking.

Diverted past due to road works, looked nice, staff very polite and efficient. Had Kentish Breakfast @ £10 seemed a bit excessive at first, ok don't get me wrong I'm not opposed to a £10 breakfast it's just what you get for your money (value for money) 1 round of Toast, a ramekin of Beans, a small pre cooked Egg, a large (very nice) Sausage and (the elephant in the room) a Very small pre cooked and dried up slice of Bacon which in my opinion unnecessary as it took an obscene amount of time to receive our food, it really wasn't that busy, I think they could included tea or coffee in the price. Now don't get me wrong I'm not suggesting you avoid this place, on the contrary the Food was nice, the staff was nice and the settings was nice. PS. (In their defense) when I complained about the Bacon it was replaced with an equally small but not as dried up rather.