Something Fishy in Lewisham

Overpriced stingy portions and miserable staff

The Pie and Mash is awesome, also the best Fish and Chips in SE

I used to come here a lot when I was a teenager after shopping at Lewisham shopping centre and the high street. I haven't been here in years as I do not shop much at Lewisham like I used to. My parents dined here yesterday and mum said how her pies and mash was not hot and how there was not much meat in the pies. She said maybe it was due to the fact that the restaurant was near closing time? My take away order however I found the pies were filled with a lot of mince meat. The mash was nice and fluffy and the liquor tasted nice too! Also we found the meals for pies and mash quite pricey as it was priced at £10 per person! 0.0

Used to enjoy the fish/chips, however, in later months quality seems to have gone down whilst prices ( unsurprisingly) have increased, now looking elsewhere for Friday treats.

Excellent service, really tasty food & the staff are friendly. Five stars all round.

If you like fish and chips you can’t go wrong here and I’m fussy because most chip shops are hit and miss but this place is fantastic chips are lovely always cooked nicely usually only get cod and chips but cod is perfectly cooked and batter lovely and crispy just like how it should be and this is all at at a decent not rip off price like other so called trying to be up market chip shops you will find with there fancy oils and horrible batter I’d definitely recommend this place if you fancy fish and chips,just how fish and chip should be nice chips and nice battered fish

Does a very good Pie and Mash......gourmet food!!!!!

Pie mash disgusting the potato is nastey up

Top tier south east fish and chips scran. Friendly staff and very good prices

Always busy. Wide choice of dishes. Service good

一間平民化老子號的薯仔魚，大大一份，食飽。門外街市，許多平菜，在商場泊車，2小時2磅多

Food was good and reasonably priced, one time I my chips were very soggy and undercooked but overall really good.

Walthamstow lost its pie & mash shop years ago, everyone has a favourite & that was mine, but the made on site pies are excellent here. I’ve found my new favourite just a shame it’s 15 miles or a 90 minute public transport journey.

Been coming here for years. I don't think much of there sausage in batter but chips are perfect, the fish is top quality and they have 1 of the best saveloy in London.

Wow!! Such lovely staff couldn't do enough to help me and my mum.

Cheap and tasty. Lovely chips, big portions and good fish. They are not stingy. Lovely staff. One if the best chip shops locally

been coming here since my teens in the 80s and so pleased they're still open. good to see guy who owns it still working away and I love their pie mash and liquor. i live in Spain now so whenever I am in the country, i come here or another establishment to have pie and mash. this place is good as they do fish and chips too. always busy and staff always welcoming and friendly. totally recommend.

Food is lovely but the customer service is shocking! not the friendliest and when problems arise they don’t deal in a professional way and I’ve seen customers leave because they have been rudely told there is no lemon! It’s a shame the food is always lovely but the staff are off putting and not very accomplished

Best fish and chips in Lewisham

Have eaten in or had takeout here over the years and always found the fish and chips excellent. Fresh fish, perfectly cooked and the tastiest chips. Good to see the change to cardboard takeout boxes. I would rate Something Fishy as the best in Lewisham for real fish and chips

Love the milky coffee with breakfast for £8.50. Great to sit and relax with friendly staff. Thank you!

Pie mash not like it used to be, pie just normal pastry

Busy place order two regular fish’s and chips. Had to wait 15 minutes for the dinner to arrive but well worth the wait. The fish was one of the best I’ve tasted.

A good, hearty breakfast to set you on your day.

Food great. Fav fish and chips spot

I enjoyed the fish and chips, pie and mash,

Has to be the best around the area.

I'm always looking for somewhere to eat breakfast when away from home, but I'd never have thought of a fish-and-chip shop. This one listed breakfasts outside, so I stepped in. Frying's frying, after all. No other customers; but that didn't help me get served. A bulky man in a white hat and coat, 50s, English, was at the counter but half leaning away from me, reading something. He knew I was there but hung me out to dry for an uncomfortably long time before suddenly turning to me as if I'd taken him by surprise. Meanwhile, a lady was glazing pies in the background. She didn't acknowledge me either: maybe her job was just doing pies. To be fair, I'm impressed Something Fishy not only operate as a classic fish-and-chip shop but also do English breakfasts and pie and mash. Three classic British traditional meals right there. Maybe more chippies should diversify instead of going out of business? Makes sense to sell food all day rather than in short opening windows. So good luck to Something Fishy--the pies looked authentic, too. I sat down in the spacious, attractive dining area and began a decent cup of tea. To my surprise, after the unpromising obtuseness of the geezer who took my order, the breakfast which appeared was decent. Better than at nearby Cafe Inn or Lara Cafe by some distance. Two golden eggs, perfectly runny; two tasty big rashers of bacon; baked beans; and chips. (Odd having chips for breakfast, but they're close enough to sauteed potatoes.) After a bad start, I left very happy.

Pie and mash fish and chips and the breakfast is excellent

I could do with Something Fishy right now. This is the best Fish & Chip Shop I have been to in London. The staff are friendly, the service is excellent; it is worth the 52-minute drive from Croydon because the food is not overly priced. En-route!

Great place to sit and relax plus good quality food

Absolutely delicious fish and chips. They have cod, rock, place and haddock . Get yourself down there

THE FOOD IS VERY GOOD BUT IS TOO SMALL

Fantastic fish and chips the way they should be.

Warm welcome from all the staff & nothing was no trouble. Excellent service & food. Been coming here for about 10 months, mainly on Friday's with my Dad. He couldn't be anymore happier. Thank you all again & keep up the good work.

Use to come here when I lived nearby. Hadn’t been for over two years. Recently came here for a bite to eat whilst attending an event and nothing has changed. I would argue that this is one of the best fish and chip shops in London. I hope I can go more often

Always lovely food served hot and fresh. Staff could be friendlier. Has got a little expensive but so has everywhere else .Nice clean restaurant .

Regular buy my fish & chips here. Never been disappointed.

Nots so good some staff need to smile a bit more

Was surprised to get a large piece of fish. Normally small from fish and chip shops. Great chips and friendly staff

I love how warm and soft those chips are, they deserve to have lots of money🍟👍🏾😍🇬🇧❤

Great place for a quick bite on the go when shopping at Lewisham market. The staff were friendly and inviting, and some of the patrons were nonagenarian who seemed to be regulars there.

Love it, last visited well over 20 years ago and unlike most of Lewisham it has hardly changed.

Top quality fish and chippy! Look at my other chippy reviews so u know I'm serious! There's nothing fishy about this place... It's above and beyond what I expect from a chip shop. Thank you to the lovely staff. Have a super great rest of the week guys!!!

The Best F & Chip Shop in the whole of the South East of London. Nice seating as well.

I vote this as the best fried cod in London the batter stays chrisp to the last bite and the fish is always fresh and tasty, plus they have a large and veried menu. and the place is always busy so a good sign

The company name looks bad on a banking statement, it made me laugh the most I had done in the last few years (banks always asking for suspect transactions etc). Trust me, you'll never find a more honest place to eat (outstanding!), fast, hot. great service. If you are lucky enough to have had 'Something Fishy' on your bank statement, you've enjoyed a truly a great value meal, piping hot, great value, and wonderfully serviced - Keep it Up!!!

As always great food well worth the visit friendly staff nice atmosphere large seating area with outside seating

SUPER nice people, all very kind :') delicious fish and chips - probably the best I've had, will come again!

The people working are so unhappy. I asked for my pie upside down and she didn't want to do it..it ended in an argument..so I eat and left never to return...

Well cooked, presented and served. The perfect place to eat if you're out shopping and stop for lunch. Yummy!

Always ,over going into something fishy either I get the best fish and chips or pie and mash it's a pity they dont deliver .

What a little treasure in the middle of lewisam town centre! Wish I found it sooner!!!

Food quality here is excellent at the Lewisham store and I have to say that I don't live in the area, but have used three times whilst visiting family. Sadly, I feel that the toilet facility needs attention as it was missing the seat and looking unsightly, and has been for at least two weeks!

Not your standard Pie N Mash shop but good none the less! Something nice and traditional in a changing landscape

Great fish chips fast service Great staff would always recommend

Friendly staff, good service and amazing chips

Super fresh fish, nice chips and lovely mushy peas, at a reasonable price

The food is nice and tasty and also hot

Friendly staff. Food amazing. Fresh

Everything excellent as well food, go yourself to found it.

One of the best fish and chip shops in South East London I thoroughly recommend a visit

Old fashioned fish and chips place. No complaints

Best chippy in London, in my opinion. Clean, friendly, helpful and yummy. I love fish and chips.

If you want to have the best fish and chips in Lewisham, come here.

Took my friend here while he was in holiday, I was in the bank,.he doesn't speak much English but the staff helped him. He choose us 2 large cod and chips and freshly cooked with skin on. I've run a chip ship for 10years and the cod was fantastic couldn't fault it, the chips to perfection and you could tell the oil had been changed freshly, think the prices were reasonable on the food but may want to consider the price of water. Great food.

It is the best eating place in Lewisham,and judging by the amount of customers they have it seems I'm not the only one who thinks so. The food is fresh and tastes great the staff are polite and quick to serve, its very bright and clean. I will continue to eat there whenever I'm shopping in Lewisham.

Something Fishy is always lovely. Delicious food well cooked

Love something fishy, been coming since i was a baby and its never changed. Same friendly service, same locals, same decor, menu and prices have only gone up minmally over 20 years with inflation. Very reasonable prices, for good hearty portion. Pie and mash tasty and traditional and the fish and chips is great too. Proper British grub, and a good affordable london fish n chips. LOVE IT, would recommend. Always eat here after doing my shopping

Yes I always go to the something fishy the People waste lovely could you can sit outside or eat in it's very nice

Best freshly made fish and chips in london. One of our local favourites and the smell makes you want to come in for some delicious food. Short summary Atmosphere - welcoming and homely Staff and management - super friendly Kid friendly - yes, will become one of their favourites Menu and range selection - classics chippy menu and good Recommend to friends and family - yes, for sharing on days you don’t feel like cooking Cleanliness - yes Notes - must try the curry sauce with the chips

This place is simply awesome. Wholesome and does every ordered dish correct

I enjoy my visits to this fish and chip shop it's always hot fresh and the team are cheerful and helpful

Not bad had pie and mash yum yum

I love the catchy name of this place so decided to give it a visit. It was impressive they made their own pie mash with liquor to cater for PML fans. The chips were fantastic, almost 10/10 but 9/10 because the oil had some funny taste to it. As for the pie, the pastry could have been better and the liquor could have done wiht more flavour. Will return for chips and they offer a good range of sauces.

Always fresh food snd great chips 🍟

One of the best fish and chip shops in London but a bit over-priced, the potions could be bigger to get better value for money!

Great chips. Fast, friendly service at good prices. My only wish is that they didn't use those horrible polystyrene foam cups

There for good reason Good food good service

Popped in for cod and chips and wasn't disappointed cod cooked just like it should be same with the chips and the price is very reasonable staff friendly too well worth a visit when in the area

Visit this place! Great staff. Lovely food.

Lovely place the staff are so nice food Lovely to

Friendly, quick service and delicious food.

After shopping you must you must stop here for fish and chips. Portions good. Can be busy but worth it waits.

Probably the best Battered cod and chips I've had. Service was excellent. No hesitation in recommending.

Cheap and cheerful and the food is excellent. One of the few local places left that sells pie and mash (and liquor) with stewed and jellied eels also available. They make a good cuppa too.

Excellent staff, Excellent food and Excellent environment. Been going here for years now and I can not fault this place at all! Always willing to go above and beyond for customers and the prices are AMAZING! Such a lovely place to get something to eat!

Getting more expensive all the time,I've started going to levantes, better value for money.£20 for 2 small cod and chips 2 drinks? Too much.

Great food and very clean. Really freindly staff.

Myself and my husband take our daughter here and we love it! Fish is always fresh (not grey) chips and lovely and the portions are really good too. Reasonably priced as well.

It was ok, you are able I purchase wines or larger with your meal

The best fish and chips in South east London ..yummy 😋

Great place for pie mash and liqueur and also for fish and chips.

went back last week, disappointed portions shrunk, used to come out well satisfied, now have room for another.

Cracking local chippy with friendly approachable team. Food is straight out of the top drawer: fresh fish in a delicious crispy batter. Chips cooked perfect. These guys know what's what. The only drawback - it closes at 6pm.

The best fish and chips you can buy in my opinion. And I really mean it

I have the steamed fish - devine!!

One of the best chicken nuggets I've had, staff are always helpful and friendly. Always positive vibes there. Food is served fresh. Definitely recommend Something fishy

Always a good meal. Lovely and freshed and cooked to perfection

Lovely cod and chips friendly staff great value