selFISH Fish & Chips in Wirral

I really can’t believe these people get away with serving this slop up to the public! This is possibly the worst fish and chip shop in the UK and apparently they have won awards 🧐 This is a fish and chip shop that does not know how to cook fish and chips! I’m bewildered that they are allowed to be open and serve the public. Food hygiene people really do need to visit this place ASAP! My fish as chips was served to me like prison slop in a box, it looked like the fish and chips were fried together and the batter was stuck more to the chips than the fish, the best thing about this was the ketchup the whole meal was drenched in oil and all the chips were stuck together, absolutely foul 🤢 Fish and chips totally tasteless, I paid £15 took two bites and walked out! Absolutely disgusting 🤮

Food was ok. Some chips still raw. Service not great. Got order wrong. Forgot my curry and only done 1 portion of chips and not 2

Husband collected small fish n chips mushy peas for 7 today @ 12.15pm. Absolutely delicious.. batter fried crispy fresh smelt fishy well the chips were delicious. Mushy peas yummy. Thank you so much for a delicious lunch with girlfriends all enjoyed…

Absolutely awful, this is the worst fish and chips I've ever had. The chips were hard, probably left over from last night and the fish was actually burnt to a crisp, grey fish too, definitely not haddock. I'm thinking this was from last night too so was overcooked to kill any bacteria. I wouldn't go back if you offered a free meal just terrible.

First time here staff amazing food was ready to be picked up after I called. Food was amazing as well. We will be back.

Ordered fish and chips today for 8 people Delivery service was FANTASTIC and food was BRILLIANT!! Massive pieces of fish (regular size) Generous portions of chips (even though they were supposed to be small) Very tasty and the driver who delivered them was very chatty and friendly considering how busy he would've been as it was Good Friday Definitely use them again

Oh my, what an absolutely beautiful fish dinner my husband and I have just had from here. So full of flavour and not greasy at all. Will deffo be back again 😋

they use beef dripping for the chips ! fantastic, best I have tasted since the 'chip ahoy' at the old pier head bus station; they used drippin' aswell...Great stuff !

Soggy fish, soggy chips, with the odd bite being slightly crispy, which is why i gave it 2⭐️ to try and keep it fair. And because the staff were nice and efficient (meaning fast). The sad thing is that it’s not the first time to get a meal like this from here. I gave it at least 3 tries, before I decided to leave a poor review. We tried your fish and chips on various days and different times, hoping it may have been a one off, but it wasn’t. It’s been consistently disappointing for over a year now. Sorry, but we’re not going back again.

Shame 50p chips gone due to labour govt policies

A finer fish and chop shop you will not find. First class

Sausage old, chips old bread roll stale. Gravy was ok. Really disappointing as chips had a hard outer almost impossible to eat.

Unbelievable fish and chips and fruity curry sauce. Cooked in dripping ! Fantastic!

I got a chip barm, a fishcake and chips and curry, the chips where absolutely vile tasted so greasy, and the fishcake was also disgusting, my fiance has just been borking and almost threw up, not happy at all 😡😡

So happy to find a Gluten free Fish and Chip shop! Lovely fish and chips big portions thoroughly recommend

Called in for fish and chips after a long journey back after Christmas. What awful food! Soggy fish, soggy chips and unpleasant orange curry sauce all at a luke warm temperature. Will not revisit. Can honestly say it’s the worst fish and chips I’ve ever had.

Another fantastic cod & chips and mushy peas. Fish was so fresh and cooked perfectly.

Shop wasnt too busy, lovely chips, not greasy. Fish was good, not too much batter. definitely order from here again

By far the best fish & chips! The smell when opening the box transported me back in time! Beef dripping 😋 Absolutely delicious food.

Probably the worst fish and chips we have had. Chips were hard and inedible if you valued your teeth. In my opinion the meal was not freshly cooked but a left over from lunchtime. The fish looked flat and full of grease really awful. If you carry on turning out food like that you won't be getting any more awards.1 out of 5,to be honest if there was a zero we would have given zero stars.

The fish and the batter were excellent and the chips were good too, though asking for a small portion of chips turned out to be still bigger than I could manage. I would highly recommend selFish & Chips to anyone 😋

Top quality fish and chips. Be hard to find better in Wirral. Fish and chips are top drawer 👍

Amazing fish, fishcakes and onion rings. Chips disappointing. Sis who I recommended to went for first time and had same and also said chips were not great unfortunately.

Best chippy on the Wirral, beef dripping, fish the size of my face, chips were banging and the curry sauce was phenomenal, highly recommend this place, 1100% worth the drive from Pensby

We have Used this place several times, would usually give it a 5 star but last occasion down to food I’d give it a 4

Excellent gluten-free fish and chips. Professional and friendly staff.

Great fish and chips. Had the £5+ fish chips and peas. Excellent value. Would go again.

The cod and chips I had were delicious. Cheapest I've ever paid too. Crispy batter , lots of cod , chips were delicious . Piping hot. Definitely going there again.

Very nice fish and chips award winning and pizza 🍕 was very good would recommend

Let's be clear these are the best fish and chips on the Wirral. The chips are dry and crispy on the outside and soft and fluffy on the inside. A choice of cod or haddock. Great batter. The 50p chip portion either feels just right with a fabulous fish or decadent when you sometimes think I will just drive past and if its open I will treat myself. Love it

If you're looking for the most cheap tasting greasy gut busting garabe food look no further, buy 1 pizza get 1 free, I wouldn't buy one pizza if it was get. 10 free

Chips were dry and tastless.? baked rather thasn fried? Lumpy gravy. not over polite server- a smile would be good! First time I have been, and will be the last. Not sure why they won 'best fish and chips 2023'

We ordered a mini fish dinner ( which was lovely) and a chicken kebab with chips. Very disappointed with the chicken kebab ( although the meat was nice) ,the pitta bread was separate, which we thought was unusual and when we tried to cut it open it fell to pieces. My husband used sliced bread instead.

Great place. The best fish and chips I have ever tried 😋⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

So thrilled to have a proper local chippy, especially one that does delivery! The staff are friendly and the food is good. I'm pretty fussy with my chips, but the ones from selFISH are great - well cooked, soft on the inside with a very slight crisp on the outside, you don't feel like they're drenched in oil. The fish is also tasty and nicely battered.

Great chippy! Definitely my favourite! Food is always delicious and staff is always very friendly. Plenty of options for all family members!

Wish we lived near this amazing Fish and Chip Shop The food was delicious and piping hot .There prices were amazing .Popped in Monday day time the shop was spotless and food freshly cooked. The lovely young lady who served me was so friendly polite and simply a lovely person wiping every thing down as the food was cooking. So we'll done to this fantastic amazing shop but mostly this assistant was 100th fantastic at her job whatca credit you arex

Didn't even get to place order , girl who answered telephone was rude put me of ordering , first impressions count !!

First time here as our local chippy has closed, the cod and chips was the best we’ve had for a long time.

Absolutely spot on chips cooked perfectly. And it's probably the best chip shop curry I've ever tasted. 😋 I'm only in this area for a few weeks but will definitely be back. 👌🤘

No words absolutely awful food, staff need training in customer service. Will never go back again.

Gluten free at its best! Recommended by a friend and so pleased that she did! Gluten free available Monday-Wednesday and I think are the best for Wirral/Chester area.

Asked for fish,chips +mushy peas(£5.50) but could the fish be wrapped separately? Since the chips tend to be “soggy “by the time i get home! A simple request? but they flatly refused! For no obvious reason? Not only have they lost a regular customer in me but i suspect quite a few more with such poor service!

Absolutely best chippy in the area and the owner is such a nice guy. Will definitely be back! Thanks, Simon.

Went here for the first time a couple of weeks ago. The food was beautifully cooked portions very generous and the staff really friendly. I will definitely be going here again. Best chippy I've visited on a very long time. Thank you to all who made mine n my mums fish and chip tea delicious.

Phoned to place an order. The girl had a very rude tone with me. Food used to be good from here but it was horrible. Also forgot a portion of chips with the order. Definitely not what you expect from "Wirral Best Chip Shop". Edit: paid by card for a collection order...which I rang from my phone 15:22 on 27th October. I didn't bother querying the missing chips because I really didn't feel as though I would get a very good reception from your server if I did.

Excellent fish, chips and curry. 50p chips is an amazing idea too. Best chippy I've been too. 5 star 🌟

Brilliant fish and chips. Fish beautifully cooked with a light batter. Curry sauce ahhhhhhh.

Best fish and chips I have had for ages

Fantastic fish 10/10. Chips not so good sadly 6/10 Will keep going as the fish is the best for miles around.

One if the best fish and chips we have had, the mild curry and peas where spot on definitely recommend them

Ordered the burger box meal and Donner kebab ,didn't know this place did these ,Ordered fish and chips previously, was flipping gorgeous, Donner was huge ,10/10

Donner kebab here is amazing, they only sell it fresh and none of that warmed up rubbish

By far the best fish and chips i've had from a chippy. Delicious 😁

Best chippy on the Wirral. Proper chippy

Great fish and chips, highly recommend.

Visited at lunchtime. Food took a few minutes as it was cooked fresh. Fish tasted beautiful and chips the same. I’ll definitely return

Food was very disappointing, batter on fish was soggy, chips were warm ups, we were looking forward to trying here after seeing it had won an award!! At least we know now

Food is great and it's only 50p for a small portion of chips. Friendly staff and great food.

Unfortunately I really can’t see how this has won an award for best fish and chip shop on the Wirral. We ordered 2 chips, 2 sausages, peas, gravy and curry sauce. Which was over £14. The chips were awful, wrapped so tight that they were mush, not sure what ‘special’ recipe is used here. Half of them were brown/black. The gravy was like thick gloop as was the curry and they had no flavour at all. Peas were ok but again, no flavour. The sausages used to be much better quality and now they are just standard chippy sausages. Disappointed and won’t be going back

Had fish as well as other food .. very disappointed with fish so small it was unbelievable .. sausage ect very nice and cheap chips good portion for 50p

The shop name made me smile before, driving past. But today there was a bold challenge: a sign saying they were awarded the moniker of best chip shop on the Wirral - provocative, and begging for criticism. There was an even bigger sign saying "Chips 50p", and so I think, "Oh yeah?" So I stopped and went in and the chips being served up did look rather good. When I asked how much one gets for 50p I was shown a small paper bag not too far off the size of portion I seem to remember from certain burger chains selling high priced sub-standard pseudo chips, so it seemed worth a punt for 50p. Service was quick, friendly and efficient and when I sat in my car for my modern-cost-of-living-appropriate meal, I found the chips to be big, chunky, perfectly cooked, with no sub standard chips with black bits anywhere in sight. They were tasty and infinitely better quality and, of course, value than aforesaid burger chains. This shop's rather bold claim seems fully vindicated judging by chips alone, though they also have a much wider menu of lots of things I didn't look at on this first visit. I'm also impressed by the humour of the name and the thinking outside the box in their pricing and portion sizes. I probably won't be able to resist a fuller portion next time. Very good chippie, and definitely outstanding for Wirral.

First time ordering from here after hearing good reviews and was not disappointed. Ordered pizza, chicken, burger and fish, all delicious. Great value for money and fast delivery, our new favourite thank you.

So pleased to find a chip shop that produces gluten free food on quiet nights. As newly diagnosed with gluten issues the owner was so helpful explaining his cooking processes and giving me a gluten free price list. Made me feel nearly normal again.Thank you

Ordered Haddock & chips twice. Haddock was very poor and very dry. Batter was discoloured from being over cooked or using dirty oil. Tasted horrid. This was the second time this has happened. This use to be a great place but we shall not be using again. Very disappointing and ended up in the bin.

The fish ad chips here are nice however the kebabs are a bit of a let down. I can't mark the place down as i shouldn't be buying kebabs from a chippy to start off with. The donner meat was a little bit flavorless and they only sell them in Pita. Good portion sizes and props to the owner as he is really welcoming.

Scampi scallops and chips...absolutely gorgeous... delivery quick. Scallops are huge lots of Scampi and proper tartar sauce... Mrs had fish and chips she said was gorgeous. Daughter had cheeseburger and chips she said was lovely great 👌

Just picked up order, the fish was fine but the chips were awful. Green, black and roots.

Nicest pizza around! Lovely thin base, just the right amount of sauce/cheese and plenty of toppings. Piping hot, made to order.

90% of the chips inedible. Black outside and inside with eyes on them. Really disgusting. Fish was ok

Worst chips ever all black bloody disgusting never go there again all went in bin

Great local chippy. Good food, fast service and friendly staff. Prices are fair and decent portion sizes. Lots of choice and they do a great fruity curry sauce, a bit of a Wirral speciality 🙂

Incredible food, cheerful and prompt staff, and very clean premises.

Good size portions and gluten free options

Best chippy I have been to for a long time. Fish / curry were the best. Real cod & haddock. Definitely will return

First time ever to this chippy ; recommended by friend.Proper cod fish cooked to perfection! Never going to Hungarys again as standards are poor compared to SelFISH. Well done local chippy !!

First time we have tried, excellent food, Would definitely recommend.

Scampi and chips perfect. Always good food. If you haven't tried here you need to.

Popped in here to grab my mrs a fish dinner for tea! Polite staff indeed. Chatted to the owner about the business! Mrs loved her tea! Piping hot and very fresh! Thank you

Food great came quickly fish and chips great the fish brilliant thank you

Great food. Great service. Best fish and chips we’ve had on the Wirral. Chips perfect combo of fluffy and crispy. Fish lovely with light, crispy batter. Nothing greasy. Grilled chicken wrap amazing. Massive portions. Really good price for the amount and quality of food you get. Service in shop really good and delivery man a really nice, friendly guy. Total gem of a place.

Really impressed with tasty fish and chips! They have a lot of choice, including vegetarian & gluten free options, and good portion sizes. They have their own app and offer local delivery which makes it very simple to order.

Lovely gluten free fish and chips

Been using this chippy for a few months and it's been great. However, the last couple of meals have been awful and seem to have gone down since the change of ownership. Sadly we won't be returning which is a shame as Bromborough is lacking a decent fish and chip shop. **Response to reply from restaurant ** Last week we ordered a burger which was as hard as a flip flop with a pitiful amount of salad and inedible. This week we had fish and chips, fish was an odd colour and tasted undercooked. Definitely not the quality you mentioned in your reply. Sadly we won't be ordering from you again 😕

The best fish and chips on the Wirral. Just the right amount as well!

Best Chippy food I've ever had, I can honestly say that this will be the only chippy I ever visit in this area. The quality of the food along with quantity make it the best in the area

We went to try it out, whilst the food was well cooked, my wife explained that the kebab she had would have be inside the bread rather than the bread being on the side. This is an important point as when you have the sauces garlic and chilli you want them to soak into the bread with the meat juices. This is part of the joy of eating a kebab.

Bestie chippy on the Wirral by far

Have had fish and chips from Selfish before , they always been really nice . We had them today and the fish ( haddock) was lovely . Really nice white fish with lovely crispy, tasty batter . The chips , however were not so good . Really soggy and so pale looking with lots of ‘ bad bits in them ( which should have been picked out ) . If the chips were as good as the fish I’d have given a five star review . Unfortunately the chips let them down …. Come on Selfish , fry the chips for longer and let them brown a little and crisp up 🤞.

Fish is expensive,but you get what you pay for beautiful fish,cod was lovely....and chips are nice aswell!!!.

Usually order via the app and collect order, always pleasant staff, well packed and always hot, big portions and the chicken burgers are amazing

Freezing cold scampi Halloumi like rubber Chips worse than hungrys Never again

Called in fof fish and chips they were absolutely lovely, freshly cooked and prepared, even gave me tartar sauce. The owners are new and have znc will accommodate any special requirements, well worth a visit.

Just tried this chippy for the first time yesterday and was pleasantly surprised. HUGE portions, all tasted great and excellent value for money. I’ll be a new regular now. The guy frying the fish was friendly too and wasn’t afraid to take an order.

Edit: Best Chippy around. Consistently good fish and chips. After a minor blip last year the owner changed and all is well again!

Chips over cooked fish was small

Just had fish and chips here today for lunch, great value, lovely man served us. Thankyou! Recommended

Ordered online, came with wrong sauce we had to end up paying extra for. Very poor flavour, pretty bland, the texture of the fish was like mush. Wont be ordering again.

New boss and staff. New boss explained that he has improved the quality of the fish etc. Staff much friendlier. Quality and taste now excellent again 👌

I've just bought a fish and chips with mushy peas. It was not very good. Fish batter was very soggy as were the chips. They also tasted as if they were re cooked.