MOKKA. High Street Keynsham in Cornwall, Isles of Scilly

Popped in here after a night out for a calzone and a mixed kebab. Got home to find that the calzone (supposed to be a folder pizza) was not a calzone at all, but half a pizza with extra toppings and about a centimetre of cheese on top. Sounds great, I hear you say! But consider this- the sheer amount of grease actually managed to soak through the cardboard box and make the table underneath greasy! And if you couple this with the fact that it had absolutely no flavour as well, the calzone was a pretty crap experience overall. As for the mixed kebab - totally flavourless and greasy as well, and the pitta wasn’t even toasted, and ended up as a greasy slab of dough. Grim. I wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone - 1/5 is too much.

I have lived near Perranporth (GOONHAVERN) all my life and I adore the wateringhole but £7.50 for a pint of rattler is ATROCIOUS, considering Healey's is legitimately less than 3 miles away. Gylly beach cafe charges £5 for a pint of Rattler and they're nearly 10 miles away, It's sad. Get on Pard card cause you're killing the local business off, it's a shame because I've got very vivid memories of getting hot chocolate for cheap and seeing plenty of people I knew but now it's different. I understand times change and people move and catering to different people but in this economy it'd be nice if you looked after us locals a bit more.

Great team, great food, cheeky visit every time I'm home. Thank you kindly and happy Flora Day week 2025 x

Very disappointed with our meal this time, we returned after a beautiful meal last year. The presentation of the starter and trying to eat it from a bowl wasnt an appealing way to start the meal and proved difficult when using cutlery. There was no exciting flavours. Main course was also bland and presentation also not as extravagant as our previous visit. Such a shame. Especially when you pay for a quality meal. Wont be returning.

Absolutely stunning food . Friendly staff and lovely venue. Highly recommend 👌