Lourenzo's in Fife

I had such a great time , and they have ny favourite Fizz at good price, after it closes you can go upstairs and pay to get in a after , I enjoyed.

Waited for 20 minutes to be served while one member off staff stood on their phone texting (young blonde girl) and another member of staff stood eating (young brunette). Would not recommend this place if you actually want a drink. Or if you do go, make sure to order all your drinks for the night while you actually have a member of staff serving you. Really disappointing as the place was never like this and seems to be new staff that are letting the place down. Maybe some staff training for new staff might be an idea, to learn some work etiquette. (25/09/2021 bottom bar)

Tom on the door was very polite and made us feel welcome. Definitely be back, great service. Lois on the bar was very welcoming and positive!

After months of lock down I have been looking forward to a drink with my friends and this was 100% the place to be, the place was clean the staff were amazing and for once I finally found somewhere with a noticeable difference I.e staff constantly cleaning, very attentive obviously have had alot of training and the correct measures put in place. Someone last minute was added to our booking and the girl managed to get it sorted and make sure there was no issues. We normally drink in Edinburgh where it's just a free for all and it is honestly a breath of fresh air seeing a venue that clearly cares about keeping staff and customers safe and happy! Keep up the good work!!

Myself and my husband, Frank, stopped in past this lively establishment on a fine Saturday night. It was without a doubt the finest disco I have ever frequented (and I know my way around a disco to say the least!!). We were warmly greeted by the attentive door staff one of whom was rather easy on the eyes (sorry Frank!!). And off we went up the stairs for our first drink of the night. I asked to see the wine list but unfortunately they were out of Californian Fumé Blanc to my disappointment. Nonetheless I soldiered on and asked for a recommendation from the lovely bar maid, she suggested a ‘Tropical Fruits VK’ and boy what a fine beverage it was, bursting with subtle notes of orange, passion fruit and guava if I’m not mistaken. Frank, who also asked for a recommendation, selected a VBL (whatever that means) and it was also a flavour sensation of Vodka, perhaps Blackcurrant and Lemonade if I’m not incorrect. We then made our way over to the dance floor and the DJ’s did the rest. Despite ignoring my request for its not unusual by Tom Jones, a good time was had. All in all a rather raucous occasion. Susan, and Frank, Matthews

I was having a great night seeing the shambolics..: next thing I went giving my friend a drink who was standing between the bar and exit door and the bouncer grabber the drink off me spilling it all over my friend... it was ridiculous...: as well as that the drink cost me £8...: never again I was absolutely raging and they had none of it it is out of order... never again and I want my money back

Never had a bad experience in here. The barstaff are top notch, especially Gregor, Elyse and Grant. Always good company and good conversation. Great selection of drinks and a good size of establishment as well. They've branched out into live music now and again and have attracted some great acts such as The View and The Draymin which were both fantastic gigs and great experiences.

I was there on Saturday 2nd of April for a girls night out meeting and greeting Scotty t from the MTV show Geordie shore Where to start?. 1st - Staff didn't deal with the guests meeting Scotty t very well a lot of people shoving in the queue ( well no much a queue) just loads of shoving and pushing 2nd - No selfies were allowed due to his manager didn't realise how many people were seeing him. He had around 50 selfies with another people before I got to see him. 3rd - staff didn't control people around him he was almost hit by a plastic cup. He left for half an hour over it. Lucky he came back 4th - Photographer was dreadful. Half of photos Scotty t was no looking at the camera 5th - he was drunk 6th - staff very rude, claimed 2 of my friends had be chucked out of v.i.p for having wrong stamp. When clearly they had the right one. One of my friends as dragged out of v.i.p Safe to say me and my friends won't be back

Bouncers are absolutely terrible. They pick and choose who comes in depending on what mood they're in. They constantly look for fights and are aggressive when there is no need to be. Drinks are expensive and weak. The music is even worse, and the place is constantly full of underage children drinking too much and starting fights. Completely not worth the effort of getting ready and going out.

Absolutely shocking wouldn't recommend to anyone! door staff are so rude including the owner of lourenzos if you smoke wouldn't advice you to go out side as door staff will kick off with you?

So the good points : Cobra on draft ! And a general decent atmosphere. I prefer it over Harlem or Life but its not like there's much choice in Dunfermline. The bad points : Sometimes the guys on the door can be downright arrogant. I was asked for ID (I'm 23 but I'm used to being asked for proof of age) He didn't think the photo looked like me so in order to authenticate my age he asked me my "star sign" and said I couldn't get in if I didn't know it. What a load of nonsense. The other bad point is those guys in the upstairs toilets who insist on washing your hands and spraying you with aftershave and expecting a tip. Not needed.

Too loud for me now - the night club that is, but they've got a pool table and TVs to watch sport downstairs and best of all they sell cobra on draft. Oh happy days!!!

cheap, smelly aggressive staff. poorly managed and full of underaged drinkers looking for a fight. door policy is a joke and little care shon for anyone

Here with a few friends and am appalled at how bad this. The music is pathetic, the bar is pathetic and the bouncers think they are gods gift.

On a 1st visit, which I was really looking forward to, me and my friends were asked to leave after apx 5 mins and accused of "doing coke" in the toilets. None of us had had more than 1 drink prior to arriving, we paid our £5 went to toilets came out to go to bar and were asked to leave as a member of staff had seen us in toilet doing drugs. There was no one in toilets but when we came out another couple of people entered. We were prepared to get police involved - a request which was ignored by the extremely ignorant security staff. Being niave enough not to know what to do we left. When management asked next day to substantiate claims they could only mutter excuses. A scam to free up more space and coolect another £5per head from space we'd freed up. Bouncers inability to explain and reluctance to call police very suspicious. Can't comment on atmosphere, music or any other aspects but bouncers left lasting 1st impression. Beware.

We stayed in Dunfermline for a nite and came across this bar for a quick drink before heading somewhere for food, we went and it was very quiet, but it was early and Thursday (if I remember right) we ordered a couple of drinks and sat down, lovely place, and got different floors for different types of music, we ordered another drink and got chatting to the girl behind the bar, she was very friendly amd asked us what we were up to in Dunfermline, we told her we were off somewhere for dinner and she suggested khushis restaurant next door, she also told us they dont sell alcohol and we could take our own drinks in, so we bought some more to take with us, she told us the club gets busy on the weekends and if we were still around we should pop in, we said our goodbyes and headed next door, would love a night out here if we are ever in Dunfermline again.

For Dunfermline this is probz your main nightclub to go to, can be good but its usually an average night out. Expensive for drinks and VIP area

We ended up here by accident but had an excellent night. The place was heaving and I never saw any trouble. There seemed to be a crowd of all ages. The drinks were reasonable priced. Excellent night.The younger bouncers were a bit of a concern. I did the doors for 10 years and have worked with people like this. They seemed ok, but were definately under the influence of something. I`m not saying something illegal it may just have been Jack3d which gave them there drugged look. Worth clamping down on tho. Looks unprofessional.

Terrable , bouncers are not the best , watched someone get dragged and beaten in stare well , aparantly it's the black spot on cameras , stay well clear , very violent bouncers ,

The place felt grubby and was dark even during the day.We attended an event and we only had drinks but did not really want to sit down as the seats felt a bit grotty /sticky. Might be a better place at night tho'.

I love this club worked here before the lot its the bomb go zoes ;) service is always good thanks to the management always being the best in what they do drink prices are always reasonable and doot staff are the best in town and always have been.

Good pub during the day with live sports and pool tables, decent nightclub on a friday and saturday night. However Any charm this club has is spoiled by a couple of rogue bouncers, who should not be allowed SIA licences.