Joe's Fish Bar in Bexley

Food is nice but they never read your order correctly they miss half of it

enjoyed today's meal however the large cod was medium, I'd rather pay extra to get the size I want. I will consider trying a different place for our next order

forgot the salt and vinegar on the chips!

Fish was very nice both quality and size. The chips not so. a bit cold and chewy as if overcooked certainly didn't have the appearance of freshly cooked chips. A bit disappointing as the quality is usually much better.

Fresh chips cooked to order Fresh spit roast chicken whole or cut and quartered to order

Good portions and quality food. One observation was that the chips were on the dry side and not piping hot as if they'd been sitting a while before being used in the order as opposed to freshly cooked.

in 20 years of living in Erith I've only had a decent fish & chips about 6 times. The food here was just perfect for us and we really enjoyed our meal. we will order again soon

very good fish and chips, with lots of alternatives to choose from, well worth the money

The portion size was tiny for the large price tag. Tasted okay but won’t be ordering from there again

Order was late and cold. And the large chips were definitely not large. Smaller than a small portion I would say.

Shop didn’t have half of the stuff I ordered but continued to send the driver despite me asking for the order to be cancelled when they called multiple times I was then harassed by the driver who refused to leave my home until I gave him the delivery code despite telling them countless times and trying to cancel the order.

Truly satisfying dinner, and what's crazy is that this came from Erith to Plumstead and was still piping hot, yet KFC can't deliver hot food from just down bottom of the hill I live on. Like Arnie, I'll be back.

Great customer service and food.

Paid £9.10 for Large cod and got a small one and just eat would not refund

Good customer service Nice and clean environment

Food quality was abysmal, Cod roe were all stuck together, chips were mainly bits

Nicely cooked, excellent portions and delivered hot and on time.

It was late and the chips were cold

I chose this restaurant for two reasons: fish choice and delivery time. Fish was great when it finally arrived 20 min late. Chips: healthy portion tasted pretty good. I also ordered chicken burger which came with no garnish and no sauces at all - perhaps this is how it comes. Not quite sure whether I would order from this restaurant again.

Without doubt the worst fish and chips we’ve ever had , the “large cod” was ridiculously small , chips soggy and the sausage in batter had skin like an egg shell , safe to say we will never return. Don’t normally do reviews but had to due to the poor quality and especially portion size.

The curry sauce is not curry sauce, it’s closer to being a soup (taste and consistency). Burgers are not even worth it, they come with no salad or choice of sauce. The battered sausage was over cooked. Wouldn’t order again

Food portions are very small. Chips are not nice. Kids meal only good for a 3 year old, won't be ordering again.

Once again lovely food. Got a child's nugget meal and we did have to laugh at the extremely small portion size. A small portion of chips is also very small. Quality was fantastic, just wish he portion size was larger.

By far the tastiest Fish & Chips so far, those chips were yummy!!

Food Quality: Joes Fish Bar offers fresh, high-quality fish with a crispy, non-greasy batter. The chips are well-cooked, providing a satisfying crunch while remaining fluffy inside. Portion Sizes: Generous portions make it a great value for money. You'll leave feeling full and satisfied. Service: Staff are friendly and efficient, enhancing the overall customer experience. However, be prepared for longer wait times during peak hours. Ambiance: As a takeaway, seating is limited, so it's best for those who prefer to take their meal to go. Overall Experience: Fish and Chips is a top choice for anyone craving traditional fish and chips, offering consistent quality and service. If you're in the area, definitely worth a visit.

lovely food. my new favourite chippy

Curry sauce was the blandest I've ever tasted. Food otherwise okay

very nice polite service best in a while thankyou

Chips cold and not fresh, wrong drink

Batter on both cod’s came off with the paper. The vegetarian item was packaged with meat items. Roll was wet. Poor quality

Food was £6.50 on the board behind the counter got charged £9.10

Freshly cooked every time. The chicken curry is a must.

Fantastic food, and fantastic service. Another happy customer.

Great food, Great prices, nothing compares to Joes.

really lovely fish and chips 🍟 will definitely order again

The food tasted alright however the portion size was so small considering the price. Not value for money

Good food and good price 👌 👍 👍 😌

Friendly staff but unfortunately the foo dwas just under Par.

Missing parts of my order and other parts was wrong just eat never responded to my complaint

Very nice good, great delivery, thank you

Ordered a large cod but the cod is tiny.

Ordered 2 large cod and large chips Wasnt impressed at all. The cod were small and greasy and chips were small and ropey Will give this place a miss from now on

Best chips I've had in a long time

Nice food , open 7 days a week which is handy

Chips we’re small not large also fish was small

Best chip shop and owner Jas. Food is always great and very affordable. My favourite place to eat in Erith.

The food was not as we ordered. We ordered 2 regular cod we got 2 small cod. We ordered chips... a large sausage was wrapped inside and since we do not eat pork, the whole thing was rendered inedible.

Prompt delivery, polite driver. Cod crispy and not greasy chips nice. Will order again

Received a portion of scraps that was meant to be a portion of chips, saveloy was lukewarm. Ordered R Whites Lemonade, received Diet Sprite. Really not impressed. Used to use Joes's regularly years ago and the food was always quality and Joe a really nice bloke. Joe would never serve up any thing as poor as this. Will certainly never use again.

First time ordering and sadly not impressed! The quarter pounder with cheese was no more than a very low value burger with a square of cheese certainly not worth the £4+ price! The cod was warm and the chips the same. Not impressed sorry.

10/10 👍🏼 always nice good food

Excellent food promptly delivered.

Very good service. Food taste good.

Very Very small portions and won't be ordering from again.

Since Joe retired and the new owner took over I was worried because the chicken portions by Joe were a decent size and I was wondering if we would get the same. Fortunately we do!! Much better than your standard chicken and chips shops which totally rip us off!! Tasty as well, plus the chips are great!

Excellent value and quality as always. Thank you

The food was really lovely, but the chips are like £4.29 for a large portion and when they came they were a small portion. The fish was a large that I ordered but once again it was very small. Other than the quantity issue the food was nice but needed more

Nice Chippy, food was hot on arrival! Thank you 😊

Ok , but overpriced for what you get Fish always so soggy needs frying for a bit longer

Small portions only one in the shop still took 15 min to get served, time we got ( 7min) home the fish was in ineditable chips were cold savaloy was cold, mushy peas were miniscule and cold, and overpriced for what you get Won't be going there again.

Burger just chucked in a bag no box and never got my drink I ordered disappointed as was my first order 👎

Best fish and chips in the heath

Like 2 years ago, thought I'd try Joe's again and like 2 years ago the fish was swimming in oil, and more fatty greasy batter than fish. The guy cant do decent fish

Ordered quarter pounder with no cheese , but was delivered with cheese , had to try to scrape off as kids don’t like cheese , really annoying when paying that amount for food

Fish supper on a Friday - got to be done. Fish - nice. Chips - satisfactory. Mushy peas - standard. No chip butty - important element of a fish a chip supper - AWOL

Passing through this town as I'm a delivery driver, popped in for food. Brilliant food excellent customer service and priced well. Actually filled me up and left a great taste afterwards. Will recommend this to all my driver mates when ever passing through. To everyone, give it a try.

The pies were lovely and the chips were best locally.

Im sure I found the the worst fish and chips in the area. I don’t understand why they keep boxes if they pack your meal in a piece of paper! My fish after 5 min was inedible as the chips were! Soaked, soft and no taste at all! Same taste like the ready meal from Asda which you can get for half price. EDIT: a few hours later update. Me and my partner have finished with food poisoning.

Great food, nice people, highly recommended.

The food was very hot but the chips were not that nice.

Food was missing and when I phoned the restaurant the person in shop said come get it!!! Chips were horrible as well

Kindly staff, fast service...A++

Driver pleasant. Food was steaming hot and wrapped up very well. Rock came in two pieces. Had 3 spine pieces. Not a lot of Fish for nearly £8. Not impressed. Won’t order again sorry. First time ordering and you couldn’t impress me

I would recommend to my friends and family for sure. The cod was very good and I love the fact that the skin was removed.

Really lovely food, chips were slightly anemic… and didn’t come salt & vinegar’d… but after I sorted that- brilliant!! Thanks

Both pieces of fish freshly cooked and they were both huge and delicious. One large portion of chips easily feeds 2 people. Not too expensive for the quality and quantity.

I don't know what has happened to Joes but seriously, this has to be one of the worst meals I have bought. Curry sauce? More like minestrone soup. Cheesy chips with burger cheese slices on top, battered sausage was over cooked and out of 7 people we ordered for, not one person liked the food. Only good thing was the person who served was really nice so thanks to him. We don't expect to spend £50 and get food of this standard. Will not be coming back.

JOE'S fish bar is my local chippy, you can tell its a well run family business and the young man while served me was friendly,polite and the service and quality of food was excellent.. this is why is my only fish n chip shop I go to now .. Keep up the great service 👍

This is our local chippy, used it fee times over the last few years. Never disappoints. Food is tasty and cooked quick. Joe's a friendly guy

Had a large cod and chips and it tasted great

Went there Sunday after work Fish / cod was cooked fresh Rubbish Worst fish & chips ever Won't be going back !

Mum's favourite haddock (with skin on) and chips.

The best fish n chips in town accommodated by lovely staff! Keep it up Joe!

Great people, really nice people. Highly recommended.

Our default fish and chip shop. Great fish and chips plus things like squid. Usually a weekly visit for us

Consistently the best Fish and Chips! Very friendly staff and great food. Clean plates all around - excellent value for money!

Been going to this plaice since I moved here in 2002. Always a nice peice of fish and the chips are always good too. I like to put my chips in a carrier bag, makes them that little bit soggy by the time I get through the door!!!! Just how they should be! Hehehe 😆

Cracking local chippy, always good food and service.

Very hit and miss depending on who is cooking, go in on a week day and the young guy is cooking, food fantastic, unfortunately at weekends when lady is cooking the chips are often underdone, and she just cant get the batter right, every time she cooks it for us the batter next to the fish is like a paste inside and its very oily

Lovely people lovely food cooked to perfection 100 percent service family love it here

Been using Joe's for years great little fish and chip place fish always cooked to order so can take 5 minutes but wouldn't expect anything less

Always a treat to go to Joes Fish Bar. Especially since he has upped his game in serving grilled cod and seabass for the health conscious. Although the batter on his cod tastes great too!! Food is generally cooked fresh to perfection.

The worst fish and chips shop. Fish not cooked at all, the egg on the fish was still raw. And when I made the return ,the staff accused me that i eat from that fish. Wouldn’t recommend to anyone ....

👍 always fresh. Worth phoning order through and joe will cook it fresh 👍

Always good service when the original owner, the little Italian, Joe, had it. Now it's even better with the young Indian guy!! Plus completely revamped and stylish with new equipment and he carries on Joe's tradition of decent sized portions of chicken to go with the fish shop chips!!

Really nice food, very clean and excellent customer service really love the place would highly recommend 😀😀

All food and variety since the the shop has under gone a complete make over. Well done to Jaz keep up the good work.. plenty of discounts for the OAP :o)

Gteat staff friendly staff food atva grray value in price the rock is amazing so is the cod the chips taste great and the new menu and grill are worth a try too

Always friendly, great service and good food

Best cod and chips for miles Rock is great too Curry sauce is amazing Great friendly service with a smile Clean place and cheap prices