Granny Satchwills in Hillingdon

Always good food. Happy to see you open again. I will be making many visits I’m sure 👍👌👨🏻‍🍳 here we are 4 years later and still my favourite Uxbridge cafe ✌️👍

Consistently great home cooked food.

Well worth a to visit this tucked away hidden gem of a cafe if you're in Uxbridge.

Food was absolutely disgusting, the chips were hard and crispy they looked days old !! And the burger I couldn’t even take a bite into it , I wouldn’t even feed this to my dog absolutely awful. 0 stars if I could

Food was great as usual but the delivery man was a miserable as sin. If you don't wanna do the job I'd suggest he quits and becomes happier for it!!

Thoroughly enjoy the food every time I come and visit my boyfriend who incidentally introduced me to this Cafè I goto have my brunch there all the time, the staff are very pleasant and know what I like to eat and its always cooked to perfection :-)

Wow absolutely delicious! Ordered the C breakfasts - was huge - but we managed and filled us up for the day. Ordered the morning we were going on holiday as we didn’t see the point in buying items and doing all the cooking and cleaning up after. Well worth it will definitely order again.

Ordered my self a big a** breakfast and an omelette for £15. VERY GOOD portion size. Nice staff as well.

Always freshly cooked. Always hot. Well packed. Reliable service. Definitely worth a try!

Great cafe. Really nice food. Tucked away but worth finding

The food was lovely and really affordable. Nice staff and the food arrived within 5 minutes. Super recommended!

Great breakfast, wide selection of choices. quick and very pleasant service, excellent price.

I never received my order driver must of stole it as my house is by it's self

Very disappointed, the food was cold and very greasy, the grease had penetrated the container . The fried bread was rock hard and soaked in fat, I gave it to the foxes, but the slice of fresh bread was nice and soft. Sausages have no flavour.

Ordered cheese and tomato panini + chips and a sausage roll. Food came lovely and hot! Didn’t eat the sausage roll though, as I thought it was like a pastry sausage roll not a bread roll.

Amazing food!!! Compliments to the chef!! Will be coming back again for sure!!!! Thank you

always have amazing food at granny's! would of preferred to be in the cafe but unfortunately unwell, but thank you for the banging food as always x

Couldn't fault it in any way. Food was great the price is great and the staff are lovely and very accommodating.

Reliably good home cooked food.

Great place with lovely food and friendly people x I have been coming here for years and always enjoy the food x

Not the best everything taste the same very poor

Very nice as usual great service .good food .

Delicious, Hot and Super Fast Delivery.

Good portion of food and at a good price, Just unhappy because Quarter pounder had no taste at all, Chips had no salt added, 2 eggs in the bun was just plain no salt or black pepper 😕

Food was excellent, milkshakes were missing unfortunately.

ALWAYS DELIVERED HOT AND ON TIME, ERRORS ALWAYS RECTIFIED QUICKLY

Food was spot on. Fresh, well cooked and promptly delivered ready for plating.

My favourite Jacket Potato, fast delivery, piping hot and good portions.

Food was great and good customer service 👍🏽

Absolutely superb food and quick delivery. Thanks.

Nice, local cafe. Friendly service and tasty food.

Not a fan of the chips or bubble and steak but everything else no problem at all

Excellent food as usual, still nice and hot when delivered

My favourite place for jacket potatoes. Good portion sizes and fast delivery.

Always enjoy my orders from Grannys, piping hot and well presented. Their salads are lovely

Ordered a half pounder with extra egg and bacon It was very nice.thanks

First ive ordered from here.i must say very good .i ordered half pounder cheese with egg and bacon.Banging .i'll be back.lovely

Always on point. The best in uxbridge

Absolutely superb food. Lovely.

Excellent - as Always. The best jacket potatoes. My Favourite Cafe. 10/10

Had a very nice English fry up, all the food was of good quality and I would really recommend it. Service was very good.

The food was lovely - very tasty as usual, but unfortunately only lukewarm when it got here. I noticed that the time of delivery went up by several minutes AFTER the driver set off. Why does Just Eat expect drivers to deliver to more than one customer on a run? The last in line pays the same price as the first drop - a bit unfair really. If I was ordering cold food it wouldn't matter, but when hot food arrives lukewarm, it's a bit disappointing.

Yum. Sausages look slightly weird like hotdogs but they taste fine. nice portion sizes and flavor.

I ordered the pie and mash and it arrived hot, good portion size and really tasty! Would definitely order again.

Nice to get proper food freshly cooked.

The breakfast items I ordered were lovely and arrived hot. Wish the 14 set breakfasts on the menu had an option to say 'no beans' as it's a pain to have to write a special note each time and if they are busy, they may not see it. There are options to add loads of extras, but no option to remove the 'compulsory' beans!!!

Nice cafe for a good fry up. Really enjoyed the food. Good honest fry up!

HVery friendly good food and good price,have a good selection of sandwiches, omelette jacket potato, shepherd's pie and chicken dishes etc. Toast, eggs beans

Could be 5* Food and prices are the best around but i wish i could say the same of the customer service and this is a tricky one because I've noticed that one of the ladies who serve at the bar she's always the most unfriendly I've seen in a while.... never look at me... never smile.... when saying 'thank u' just mumbling cuz is hard for her to say THANKS to me.... is clearly that she doesn't like foreigners... once i did the test... i asked my caucasian wife to go ahead of me and order bfast... with her she was cheerful and smiley and all nice.... next in line was me.... everything changed... moody and seemed even upset... and guess what? It hasn't happened once.... is every time I am on my own without my caucasian looking wife so yeah.... don't get me wrong.... i would definitely recommend the place ... no doubt about it... im sure with English born speaking customers she is kind and helpful... this is just my OWN experience PS. the rest of staff are amazing! Update 3 years after last visit: Same blunt waitress. Horrible customer service. I don't understand if you don't like a job then why u do it? Absolutely SAD and appalling attitude. But well, gave it a try and i got my answer. Never ever again even if I'm starving.

Amazing. Like always. Thank you guys!

As usual, lovely jacket potato, good portions and super fast delivery. Jean

Lovely bacon sarnie with good helpings of bacon too.

The breakfast here is both tasty and excellent value. Would certainly rate it above many chains. They use good quality products, bread and your get a decent mug of Earl Grey tea. The owner/staff very accommodating

I recently visited Granny Satchwill's café in Uxbridge Town Centre, and I had a good experience. The half pound burger with chips and the omelette with salad were both delicious. The burger was big and meaty while the chips were perfectly crispy. The omelette was cooked to nicely with a decent blend of fillings, and the accompanying salad was fresh and crisp. The café has a cozy and inviting atmosphere, and the staff were friendly and attentive. If you're looking for a tasty meal and a warm ambiance, I highly recommend Granny Satchwill's.

Definitely a hidden gem and one I’d been meaning to visit for some time! Went in for breakfast one morning as I tend to visit Uxbridge every couple of months and had been craving a good ol’ fry up. Immediately greeted with a blunt waitress who ignored me at first, pointed towards the menu and made me feel really uneasy. When serving she just slammed the plate on the table without a word. When leaving it was a “yeah, have a nice day”. A shame as the price is good, the food pretty decent. Let down by poor service, sadly. Appreciate it’s early morning, but that’s no excuse for someone who clearly didn’t want any business - which is fine as they won’t get a second visit.

My Favourite Cafe. Fresh hot food with generous portions.

Just grabbed a coffee, all good!

I had poached eggs on toasted tiger bread with a mug of Earl Grey tea. Staff in here and friendly and efficient and the quality of the ingredients used are to be commended.

Easy order and plenty of communication, on time delivery and tasty

Child and dog friendly, relaxed🤣, charming, popular with youngster

Good food at a reasonable price in High street. Serves English breakfast and lunch, with good portion. Friendly, helpful, and efficient. Easy to miss it, it's inside the Arcade.

The food was well under par sausage tasted off bacon was like it was cooked in old oil last time I will ever order from there again not recommended 3rd time it’s been bad .

Food was perfect we will be definitely ordering again

Best food in uxbridge best price friendly staff

Outstanding performance, cooked to perfection. Thoughtful packaging and delivered in time. Recommended for All Day BREAKFAST lovers

Really recommend very nice and clean Food

Food nicely cooked , good quality ingredients. Delivery good. Would recommend.

Hidden gem. Great food at a great price. Sausage could have been the bean barrier tho

The food was hot and delicious highly recommended

I really enjoy these jacket potatoes. But..... £1.20 for 1 sausage... really... most Takeaways will give you 2 sausages as a portion. Don't be a Scrooge...

Stopped here for a cup of tea and a coffee. Nice clean and friendly place with welcoming servers. The food looked value for the money.

Amazing food, they put wrong drink on my order and no salt and pepper added when it was requested. But really tasty breakfast

Hi Lovely breakfast I order multiple times now How ever two times my breakfast came without my tomato n that's

Lovely food and a good price ...well done again Granny .

First time trying, we had the vegetarian breakfast and panini were hot and tasty. Thank you

Really lovely, hot , on time and great value for money !! Well done Granny.

Really nice breakfast. Like going back in time

I hate leaving bad reviews especially to a new restaurant. The sausages were awful...I only hope that you mistakingly gave us the veggie sausages by mistake? If not, please change them they are not good. The rest of the food was GOOD Sorry, I needed to let you know.

Had breakfast, very well prepared and the bubble and squeak was outstanding. Seemed quite busy which to me was a plus.

Had lunch in not up to Standard

Proper cafe with undercover outside seating area. Multiple choice breakfast. Good service. Good value.

Old fashioned cafe very good food and service very friendly

I really miss going to this place I was a regular when I lived in Southall. Portions are huge and everything is clean, lovely and friendly owner

There are so few places left to get a good old English breakfast. This cafe is clean and good staff. Go for the big daddy and if you can finish It then fair play to you.

Fantastic hospitality great value for money very friendly staff

The best cafe In Uxbridge for a good English fry up

After my last visit I have to change the score. Unfriendly staff made me feel quite unwelcomed. Food is also less tasty than before. Disappointing.

Good cafe have had a fly up here first class

A little gem Hidden in the Uxbridge underground foyer. Nice food and friendly service at a reasonable price.

I love this cafe, they make excellent peanut butter and marmite toasted sandwiches! Love a good fry up here too. Friendly staff and not over priced. Great little gem in Uxbridge town centre!

Great wee cafe, very reasonable and we were made to feel very welcome before our long drive back to Scotland after the game at Wembley.

bad service And extremely rude staff 😒 not happy with them food was okay I would not go back again.

My go to cafe, also do telephone orders for collection if you don’t feel like sitting in and usually only 10/15 min wait for a fry up!

Best cafe in Uxbridge by far. Food is always fresh, delicious and better value than the alternatives. Definitely recommend the bubble and squeak. Also the specials can be a real treat sometimes so worth keeping an eye out for. Highly recommended

I live at Uxbridge for ages,but never visited the place before. Went there very early in the morning and it was open. Very friendly and helpful staff. Nice breakfast. Will visit again.

Great breakfast,large portions, very friendly

Great food good value for money.

Massive breakfast.. Highly recommend

Great food and brilliant prices

Good for breakfast and lunch and dinner..clean