Express Kebabs & Pizza in Wiltshire

TLDR - Below average and forgot items. Staying over in nearby village, and was quite late so no other places open. Ordered: 1 x Donner & Chips 1 x Donner Meat 1 x Water They forgot the chips with the first item, and the meat was absolute filth. Seriously, I've never had donner this bad before. Straight after i felt both mentally and physically sick. £1 extra to add cheese too? £2.00 for a 500ML water bottle too, absolute joke. Place is not cheap, yet they seem to be cutting all the corners. If you have Kebab in the name of your shop, i expect it to at-least be decent. They get 2 stars since they delivered over 5 miles and kept it somewhat warm. Avoid.

Food arrived quickly that was good obviously but after opening the food you can see why. I had mixed kebab with chips all the meat is very dry like its old meat from days before the kebab meat is hot under my chicken that is very cold and very very dry! My partner had a kebab like my kebab meat his was all so dry like it was from the night before. Not happy!

Good sized portions, Friendly, Chicken Strips and Chips Delicious.

The food was fantastic as always delivery was very quick and friendly.

Amazing food plus customer service will defo be visiting again

Absolutely bloody vile even my dog would not eat it! Bland, burnt, greasy never again !

Prices totally different when ordering to the the menu prices! Stick to Sammy!

Not the worse place, always hit and miss. extremely stingy on the salad, I like salad to mix in with my kebabs, but two forkfuls of lettuce and half a tomato isn’t what I expected. This is a regular occurrence. Also the chips and soggy, however have a rare occasion of being crispy.

Bought food here but was very ill after. Would not eat from here again

Very disappointed, should go else where but the other places are just as bad in their way. Over the last 5 or 6 takeaways we’ve had they have got the order wrong every single time!

Rude, unprofessional. Messed up order, because not in calne won’t refund or resend food unless someone from the area orders food.

Food is far to greasy allways a pile of fat at bottom of my food

Best pizza ever. Not a fan of pizza as too much dry crust & never enough topping.Thought id got lucky 1st time as it was to the edge toppings & plenty of them but second time the same. This is how pizza should be. Will tell everybody i know,& i know alot of people,to always buy from here. So happy i can enjoy great pizza as it should be. Thank you so much. Made my night.

I had a meal from here It was quite nice to be honest but expensive in my opinion! My first impressions were that the shop was abit disorganised for example I'd ordered and asked to pay and this took 5 mins before I'd paid.... After paying they said the order would be 10-15 mins which was fine I went to the pub for a quick half and then come back to collect the order all good. Then I got home and some stuff was missing not good so I rang up and they said I could get the missing item delivered or come collect. When I got there to collect there was an item in the warming rack clearly they forgot to put it in. I showed my reciept and remarkably they were going to give me the missing item which had been sitting for 10 mins and the staff were all telling the guy make a fresh portion (thankfully) Eventually got home and had everything and the meal was quite good... However with everything that happened it dampened my experience and I had my doubts on how soon I'd order again especially as I'd found that it was a very expensive takeaway for two people! Friendly staff yes although very disorganised

Well pizza was burnt and chips are soggy first time order won't order again

Food is amazing staff are so friendly Iv orders from them about 5 times now

Amazing food, delivery time really satisfied with it. I’m going to order again and guys forget about dominos, this is dream❤️❤️❤️

First time ordering from here and I was not disappoint. It was absolutely delicious. Friendly staff and great food. Perfect. Would highly recommend. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I don't get the good reviews here the food is just not good needs to get Gordon Ramsey in there on some hells kitchen type stuff if u want a decent place go reggies up in chippenham. EK&P is expensive and a lot of the food is just really awful word to my dead ong that stuff ain't good don't buy it please

Food used to be really good but just lately has been terrible, repeatedly got our order wrong over the last couple of months, chicken’s always over cooked and dry, pay for extras and they don’t get added and tonight was served soggy recooked chips 🤮 we won’t be ordering again.

Very friendly & efficient service food is superb & cooked to order will definitely be back…. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Very easy online ordering service and the accuracy of the order was spot-on; however was disappointed with the chicken doner as it was very bland and tasted like cardboard - not a nice flavour at all. Chips were great though!

Ordered a pizza was really good, not greasy, the dough didn't taste flowery was very nice (Update) ordered kebabs this time and omg was mouthwatering! Not fatty, greasy or grisly was a very nice meal! Many thanks

Normally great food and not a problem, but tonight I got onion and alot of it, even though the order stated no onion!

Really friendly and with great food, a nice addition to Calne!

Have gotten take away twice now, very easy to order on there online menu, good selection of food! Quick delivery and good food!

Very tasty food, highly recommend

Outstanding kebabs used to travel to Lyneham but this is just as good if not better, and pizzas are awesome also , cheers.

Food and customer service is just excellent. Highly recommended

Nice food ,staff nice and helpful very recommended , will order again

This was our 1st visit to this shop. Food is excellent ,The staff are very friendly. We will become regular customers at this establishment.

really good service from express kabab and pizza freindly nice food and on time will be using this place again 100%