Zeldas Cafe in Tonbridge and Malling

Ordered food tonight paid for meal online and they never showed up with food tried calling no answer absolutely shocking will be demanding my money back first thing

We’ve ordered cod and chips for the past two weeks for home delivery First week the fish was overcooked And crumbled This week 7/2/25 it was Luke warm Such a shame as they could have the market for home delivery to themselves If their food was consistent

This fish restaurant/ take away has always been 100% satisfactory. However, tonight the meal is completely cold and dry. Never have I experienced this before and I hope it will never happen again. The complete meal we almost like it had been kept warm with failure. Such a shame. Never had a bad meal before. Fish and chips so dry, admittedly I don’t like dry food but this tonight was awful, so dry and very cold. Please get back to your normal high standards. 🤞🤞🤞🤞

Absolutely disgusting, chips are contaminated tastes like fried chicken skin when they shouldn't Andrews fish and chips round the corner taste normal you can tell the difference straight away also my entire family stunk my house out after the meal from here and there guts were just as bad the next morning i would advise staying well away its clearly all cooked in the same oil

Absolutely wonderful fish and chip shop. I've been a resident of snodland for nearly 20yrs and I was always a fan of Andrews chip shop, but after visiting Zelda's a few times over the past year I am now a convert. The gentleman that runs the place is very polite and accommodating, and the other staff are always pleasant and polite. The food is always good quality and piping hot. Large chips are large! Which you don't find anywhere else. And the battered sausages are probably the best in the world. Definitely worth a visit!.

Really bad reheated chips so bad they taste as if they had been reheated several times and the jumbo sausage was cold. This was my 1st and last visit to this hell.

Our pies cold and our chips soggy waste of money no more eating out for us I'm afraid staff are friendly but I'm not eating the staff I want decent quality hot food honestly takeaway foods these days have gone downhill.

We have ordered from Zeldas delivery a few times now can’t criticise at all. Food is always lovely always hot and delivery is always spot on. Can’t recommend enough

First time I’ve used you guys since you became a chip shop. I popped in tonight after a long day at LEGOLAND and wow you absolutely smashed it best chippy We’ve had for a long time! Well packaged and nice and hot when I got home thanks again guys and see you again soon!!

Great service! Lovely food, congratulations on the transformation! Looks completely different. Highly recommend! 👍😀

Zeldas has always been a lovely place to eat. Now it has changed to a Fish & Chip bar it has excelled its self. Fish is tasty with lovely thin crispy batter and best chips I have ever tasted also caters for people with food allergies as well. Well done Ozzy and Zelda.

Lovely coffee, staff nice, clean and tidy breakfast good selection. Jacket potatoes very good. So nice to be able to eat out in Snodland

The breakfasts here are tasty and good value, but please note that it's cash only. I initially just dropped in for a cup of tea to kill some time, but will definiltely return.

My boyfriend and his dad visit this place on a regular basis - so naturally I wanted to see what the fuss was about.Zelda’s, although small in size, is a perfect cafe for a fry up - or in case you fancy spag bol later in the afternoon, they also do a dinner menu. The pricing is average for a cafe and you won’t be disappointed with the portion sizes.Definitely recommend - with speedy service and overall cleanliness, it’s a great place to stop in for a breakfast.

Really clean place, excellent service and delicious fresh cooked food, fabulous for a cooked breakfast

Very nice coffee and good choice of foods. Great prices, clean tables parking ok during the day, good polite staff. Would visit again and would also recommend .

Love Zelda's - Have eaten here on many an occasion & never fails to disappoint.Always have the Zelda's breakfast, perfectly cooked, good sized portions & very tasty with prices very reasonable.Cafe is super clean, staff (Ozzy & co.) are always friendly & attentive, if you're in & around Snodland then this is the go to destination for breakfast - but they also cater for lunch & dinner as wellKeep up the great work guys

Lovely food. Reasonably priced. Friendly staff. Everything you want from a local cafe. Great customer service

We decided to have a proper English Breakfast mid morning in a traditional English café.The premises is on a corner on the village main through road within walking distance from the bank as they are 'cash only'.There was plenty of easy parking in the side street.Lots to choose from at very reasonable prices. Real value for money.The staff were friendly;one cooking from fresh, the other serving at the tables.We intend to go back soon and try out a lunch.

The eatery I planned to have lunch at was closed, so I looked around and found this cafe on a junction of the main road through the town.It is a clean cafe with a pleasant decor, easy to read menus and friendly staff. My all day breakfast lunch was freshly cooked and quickly served. Maybe the sausages need to be upgraded, but apart from that small moan the rest was very good. Most applaudable was that fresh tomatoes were served, it came with lots of mushrooms and the coffee tasted good. Recommended.

Spotlessly clean café. Food freshly cooked and not swimming in grease. Good quality food used. Ideal for a snack or meeting friends for coffee. Friendly staff.

Consistent good cafe food! Always greeted in a friendly manner and welcomed back. If your after a Good full English this is the place to go!

Perfect choice for putting the feelers out, nice food comfortable environment. Food was well cooked, the cafe was clean and the service quick which enabled ourselves more time to talk. We will be back Craig Smith

Very cheap ingredients sold at a expensive price, food comes out well over cooked and very greasy also parking is a nightmare never again.........

Lovely take away sausage sandwich on a Sunday morning :) they all went down well! Service was good, fast. Good price.

Ideal for popping into for a bite and a cuppa. Reasonably priced too. All food appears to be prepared for the individual. Ideal breakfast cafe....and brunch.....and kids' teatime treat. Very clean too. Smiling staff. Hubby and I would pop in for a cuppa and end up with an all day breakfast!!

Very clean friendly staff good food perfect start to the day parking not to bad what more can I say definitely return

Popped into this local Caffè in my village for some lunch with my wife recently. Really lovely tasty freshly cooked food served very clean and pleasant relaxed atmosphere. Will definitely be paying a visit again soon.

Love the breakfasts here! Good quality food. Just a shame it's so small as they are always so busy especially in a Friday!

I eat here most weekends, the food is great and services fast. The iwnersxare very friendly and prices are fair.

I visited this cafe for Saturday morning breakfast. It was full but service was still very good. The menu is extensive. I was particularly intrigued by the separate hot chocolate menu which was appreciated by the kids. Good quality food, cooked well. Friendly and helpful service.

I regularly pop in with my family. The food is at a very high standard and the staff there are fantastic and very friendly. I would highly recommend this cafe. Five stars all the way...

Excellent Service and great quality food. Will visit there regularly now even though we pass around 50 cafes to get there. Amazing food.. Can not recommend enough. Definitely a 10/10 !

Popped In for lunch with my children. Great menu, great service and most of all beautifully clean. Kids loved their lunch and mine was delicious. Waitress Zelda was attentive, friendly and lovely to talk to. Will definitely be going back when next in the area again. Keep up the good work.

The food here is always excellent,there are plenty of choices to choose from as they have a very impressive menu.The staff are very friendly and attentive.The cafe itself is very clean and hygienic.Highly recommended.

Stumbled across "Zelda" one hungry morning. Simply brilliant. great menu, service and atmosphere. Will return.

It's clean expensive compared to others in the area food quilty isn't that not really much to say low quality food at high quality prices

This may be the only cafe in the area but it serves a good breakfast with friendly staff and has a very good hygiene rating.