YO! Swindon Tesco Kiosk in Swindon - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Been here before for breakfast but recently thought I'd try something different from the full English....it's so good that I've been back several times. First let's get the negatives out of the way; the music is a bit too loud when it's not busy, and the table I sat at was a bit wobbly (pet hate). I had the Chorizo Breakfast Eggs, very nice. Not something I'd usually try, but well worth the change. 2 poached eggs & smashed avocado on sourdough (🤷) toast, with diced chorizo & rocket. The eggs were runny this time 👍👍😉 I've had the Posh Beans on Toast before, with added chorizo, that's nice too 😋

Didn't get past the incredibly grumpy lady on till. I asked her what gluten free food they had, and was told in (a very sullen, 'computer says no' sort of way) that they had 'nothing'. 'Nothing at all?' I reply, somewhat surprised. 'No', she say flatly, and with all the charisma of a breeze block. We could have stayed for just a coffee to tide us over (a common tactic of coeliacs worldwide), but when faced with that sort of 'welcome', we were done. Won't be returning.

Really long wait at till, slow people on till, portions are small, breakfast was cold. Workers really do not seem to give a crap Find a nicer place

Excellent breakfast... Not my first breakfast here as its just up the road from me, but time to put a review on here. Absolutely delicious and a great start to the day. Staff are always friendly and it's served quickly and hot... Will be back again soon..

Went into tesco for a scone with clotted cream once again no clotted cream we are in Tesco's fridge full off clotted cream just get it. However the lady that served us said I could have squirty cream not the same but excepted it. Thankyou for that I enjoyed every mouthful. Exceptional member of staff thankyou.

Breakfast is spoilt with the cheap nasty sausage not even served browned, there fish and chips for the money is brilliant. Get to grips with breakfast and all be good.

After getting a bite to eat, went to fill up at the petrol station. Sat on my motorcycle waiting, then shouted at via the speaker....GET OFF THE MACHINE FIRST??... sorry Tesco's...w.t.f. is this all about?? Filled up anyway..but holding/ tilting the bike upright to obtain a full fill up. Went in to pay, asking what is it all about?...it's the LAW.I WAS TOLD? What law I asked, ( nothing I know of in fuel license rules?) It's not safety I said, " no it's our rules, It's safer me sat on my bike filling up I said, and I get a full tank!! That's what I came here for. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME. TESCO'S ABINGDON DID THE SAME. YOU EMPLOY MUPPET MANAGERS, YOU GET MUPPET STAFF. ARE TESCO'S MAKING UP SOME NEW FUEL LICENSE RULES???.

Absolutely appalling so slllllllllow I felt like cutting my wrists over 35 minutes wait for a breakfast and a burger and chips disgusting 🤬🤬

Not cooked nicely and no value for money. Spent £6.95 on a big breakfast that was undercooked and had no Flavour. British pork sausages at a guess were probably around 60% meat the cheapest of the cheap, the bacon was very fatty. Couldn't finish sausages or bacon due to looking rather pale and undercooked. Beans, eggs, toast were all fine. I would say to anyone wanting a good breakfast, stick to the traditional cafe . Pale sausages and fatty pale bacon. blehhhh.

Breakfast review 🍳☕ On a friend's recommendation I decided, on the spur of the moment, to give this another go. Firstly a small complaint, if I don't want tomato then please offer a replacement of some sort, (the idea has just popped into my head, offer tomato or mushroom). That having been said the breakfast was delivered to my table promptly & politely by a nice young lady. On first impressions I thought the sausages were a bit small, but I have to say they were excellent quality if slightly undercooked for my taste. The beans were a marked improvement from my last visit, the hash browns were very good (crunchy on the outside,) as was the bacon (not crunchy), which there seemed to be plenty of. Eggs were near perfect & the fried bread suitably crispy. Tesco's own brand brown sauce rather than Daddies or HP was a minor disappointment 😉 The black coffee was okay but, for me, overpriced. £8.55 for large breakfast (no tomato), and black coffee. All in all not bad & a considerable improvement from my last visit. I'd give it 6.5, maybe 7 out of 10, square plates and HP sauce would have confirmed the 7 😉😂

I stopped off here on impulse after doing my shopping. I visited with my husband, both in our late 50s. We ordered 2 Big Breakfasts, and, hot drinks. The breakfast came to our table promptly. It was absolutely delicious, hot, fresh, quality ingredients, and the fried bread was perfection!! Will definately visit again, and my cappachino was a treat to drink too. The lady who served us was polite and friendly, even tho she was serving, making drinks, and also clearing tables, she was very efficient indeed. Worth the stop off

Restaurant wasn’t too bad. However you are on a 3 hour time limit. After I done my shop and visited this cafe i went over 3 hours and ended up with a parking ticket! I defiantly won’t be visiting Tesco or the cafe as there are money hungry thief’s timing your shopping time waiting to give you a parking ticket. Better super markets in Swindon where u aren’t timed. Tried to speak to their customer service who was some lady that needs to learn how to speak to people let alone customers.

I have visited this store lots of times in the past but today was the first time I visited the cafe. It's quite a nice cafe with plenty of choices whether you want just a tea or coffee or a proper lunch. The coffee was quite nice with quite a decent portion size. It was not particularly busy but the staff seem to be getting a bit confused with various orders, or it could have been us confusing them. Although I did not order any food, one of my colleagues did and it looked nice. Think I may have to visit again.

Shopping in Tesco we thought we would give The Cafe another go as we were not impressed after our last visit , plenty of sandwiches to choose from etc . We had a egg mayonnaise sandwich £2.95 and two teas £1.45 each. The sandwich was nice and fresh a though a bit more filling needed .Tea was nice and hot, we will definately be visiting again soon .

Thought we would have a quick snack so we orderd tomato and basil soup took too long and was terrible taste, thick gluppy rubbish.

Hot food, and toastie sandwiches brought to our table with salad included; recommend :-) Coffee and hot chocolate was also consumed; very tasty indeed.

Ordered a coffee and a snack. Waited ages, think they forgot our order. Not good enough really. And when it arrived it was well below standard. Very disappointed.

Shopping in Tesco we fancied a tea and a sandwich ,we had a egg mayonnaise sandwich and two teas . The sandwich was short on filling and the bread was not the freshest , but the teas are nice and hot and tasty . We...

We called in for a quick dinner before doing the shopping and definitely won’t be making that mistake again. The floor was filthy, chairs scattered around and tables uncleared... honestly, I’m not surprised there were flies trying to land on us, our food and the...

After about 9 attempts of trying to get the girl behind the counter to understand I just wanted a normal white coffee I finally got one. Ordered toasted sandwiches which came out half toasted and cold. Could not really eat them but being a diabetic...

We came for a quick lunch as we finished work and needed to do our monthly shop.. well i had a pre packed chicken and bacon salad. Was actually pleasnt. My husband ordered the eggs Benedict.. and got a hard boiled egg lol i shouldnt...

We all had jacket potatoes. My sister in law had tuna and got a decent portion, myself and my younger sister had cheese and beans... my portion was pathetic but the pic is of my sisters plate. I had to put so much sauce because...

Called in while shopping in Tesco to try the Cafe again. I had a ham and cheese sandwich and a pot of tea . The sandwich was in a prepacked carton , most of the filling had fallen out due to no or very little...

My husband and I went in to order 2 jackets potatoes, one with tuna the other cheese and beans... easy.. you would think - waited over half hr until I asked how long they would be, told they would be with us in one minute...

Had a fair coffee, bit pricey I think £1.95 for a small. Costa is a little more but always spotless. floor was dirty and needs sweeping.

Went in today - flys everywhere said to staff can't get to soft drink for kids cos of flys - there response it's cos the sweet smell just shoo them away !!! Ordered food left on side for 10 mins before bringing to our table...

Really like the way Tesco has refitted the cafe. It has the American diner feel, semi circle mock leather booths. Have a great atmosphere for let's face it a supermarket cafe. Husband has a full English which he enjoyed, boys had BBQ wraps they'd happily...

When we ordered are food it was with a young friendly girl who then left. The person left in charge was clearly not capable of doing her job. First of all she blocked us in are seats with the dirty dish trolley and left it...

Nice food but a scary shop. I did browse the discount food isles for nearly three hours but was constantly followed by avuncular men with Brittany Spears headsets looking at my carrier bags. This I found detracted me from what would have been a fine...

Went here for breakfast before shopping. I had scrambled eggs on toast with a cappuccino. My husband had the fried breakfast. The scrambled eggs looked and tasted like plastic. They were hard and looked as if they had been scraped off the sides of a...

Very disappointed, had a cream tea and the scone was all dried up and a weird shape (not scone shaped) butter rock hard and destroyed the scone, not enough jam and cream to do both halves so only could eat one half. Pot of tea...

For a while Tesco housed Giraffe in their bigger supermarkets - it was a great idea, but unfortunately the experiment didn't work, so the inhouse café is now back to its former shoddy self.

The cafe now run by a new company , not so good now . I complained about the small menu ,no rolls or sandwiches in the morning . I was given a free breakfast for two , that was not that good .So do not...

Visited one moarning and had a veggie breakfast. It was ok, sausages rather hard alas but was a passable effort. Plenty of space and some nice alcoves. i would visit if going there shopping.

Been in this cafe a few time, the service was good when it first open. But the staff that worked there are no longer there. New staff in there now & its gone down hill. My husbands ask for an egg & bacon roll and...

Staff poorly trained and lazy. Do not acknowledge customers, slow. Need i say more. Food was cold and tasteless. Won't be going back

The food was pretty bad, had a full cooked breakfast and my wife had mushrooms on toast... All pretty cheap and tasteless, clearly they just get the cheapest ingredients they can Have to say though that the guy who served us made great coffee and...

We had a burger and it was horrible, the burger meat was rancid and inedible, I couldn't eat it, it was full of gristle, chewy and really not nice tasting at all. We complained to the waitress and she said she would feedback to Head...

Food appeared from the kitchens barely warmed through and not sufficiently cooked. The 'bigger breakfast' meal was of a pitifully meagre size and was of low cheap quality served on a ridiculously small oblong plate. Only one member of staff on duty and no table...

This is my coffee is not good, the guy got confused with two coffee one plan one with flavour. Over filled the cup. Rubbish do ur self a favour get a cold drink

This has a good range of choices to suit myself who is a vegetarian and our young kids. They were occupied with colouring pictures and the food didn't take long to come at all. Portions were fairly big so we all went home full!

Called in for Breakfast...but a little late....had been a very busy morning according to the 1 member of staff working hard behind the counter. She was extremely efficient at her job. Ordered meals and the arrived after about 10 minutes. Remember this is a Cafe....not...

Absolutely disgusting from start to finish Poor service Rude staff Cold reheated food Dirty floors Filthy tables How can Tesco have this shamble of a business in there store

Thought I would try it out as not been before. Went for the healthy option. Wow never seen such a badly presented meal. One lettece leaf two cucumber slices and tonnes of dressing. Potato looked "odd" so took topping off. The potato was brown. Not...

It seams to take an awful long time for coffee to arrive at your table. I sat and watched the young members of staff stand around taking to each other while my coffee sits on the side along with others. When it eventually arrived it...

Customer service was appalling. Asked about gluten free food only to have a folder thrown at me and told to find it myself. Staff were too busy shouting at each other to serve drinks and were generally rude and unhelpful.

Food was great and portions were huge! The cost is fantastic for what you get. Old giraffe furniture so he place looks lovely and quirky. Will Definitely go back!

Thank god a normal everyday cafe has returned to tesco! It's where the old Giraffe restaurant used to be on the side of the building. . Simple menu with Costa as a coffee/tea range, jacket potatoes, flat bread sandwiches and your everyday favourites like ham...

Had a lovely lunch at The cafe , food was great, service great, Hayley who served us was so lovely a real ascet to the company, will definitely be going again . Thank you all the staff at the cafe.

We want to the Giraffe at Tesco Swindon for breakfast. The staff very friendly and very helpful. The food was fresh and hot, plenty of it and one of the best breakfasts I have had. The food was value for money. It beats the "all...

We stopped going to Tesco because we like a coffee and sometimes a Breakfast when we go shopping and the cafe there was like a council caff, very uninteresting and slubbenly with totally disinterested staff. However we went and saw they had revamped their coffee...

I can only report we will never eat at this facility again. Not clean, very poorly prepared food and staff do not care for complaints. Tesco Cafe at swindon needs to be visited by score on the door or inspector. One word = YUCK

The food is cooked already we had chicken and Jacket Potato we had to wait for it and it was barely warm when it was served up.