Uplands Diner in Swansea

Cracking menu and quick service

Good menu, reasonably priced and excellent service.

Massive breakfast for a good price - can't recommend it enough! Generous with switches as well if you don't like certain things on your brekkie :)

Had breakfast with bubble and squeak very nice

My first visit. Delicious food friendly staff

One of the biggest and best breakfast I have eat.

Best diner in the entire UK... most famous one too!

Food was awesome! The chips could have been a little bit warmer but I'd definitely recommend this place!

Excellent service from Emily. Dealt with my difficult order so well and with a big smile on her face. Great food and very reasonable prices

Its a good place but dont get it delivered and dont go there from 11am to 1pm. The staff cant keep up with the busy hours and tend to mess up meals during this time.

Absolutely awful delivery service

Complete scam, overpriced and just store bought food.

Loved the food. It was a hot day but very cool inside. Food was lovely I had breakfast then returned for lunch. Highly recommend.

Great food, lovely owner and staff. We visit quite a lot for either breakfast or lunch and food is always good. Very busy place.

Not been for a few years but it was as great as I remembered.

Very nice food and good service, prices we a little on the high side .

Always a lovely breakfast here, not been in a while and I wasn't disappointed at all.. the bacon is so thick and everything was so blooming tasty. I would definitely recommend having a breakfast here.

I’ve been ordering Sunday lunch from uplands diners for years now, great value for money, great food & top notch service.

Ordered a sunday lunch through Just eats worst sunday lunch I've ever eaten in my life veg all frozen disgusting awful sunday roast

Just had 3 roast dinners delivered I'm very disappointed all the veg was rock hard it will be the last time in the bin it's gone

Always delivers as an excellent hangover cure. Got the basics nailed, and friendly staff. Would always recommend eating in as you get a little more bang for your buck.

The hotdogs are great and good value.

We always come here the staff are helpful and great breakfast options

Poor Delivery, took 2 hours to deliver, had to phone twice to see where food was, food come and was in a hell of a mess in the box

A poor attempt at a breakfast cost £11 for the deluxe Shrivelled up bacon bubble & squake cooked in a microwave not even fried . Very disappointed considering the cost

If you’re in Swansea and you want a breakfast, this is the place to go. Good prices, decent quality food (option to have your typical cafe type breakfast or some of the more ‘instagramable’ stuff. Can’t go wrong with a jumbo breakfast!

Really loved the place, had breakfast there, we ordered the halal beast and the amount of food was unbelievable. We were two hungry people and we couldn't finish it. definitely recommend

There was a time when this place was one of the best. Just had some questionable corn beef pie. Pastry looked under cook with a texture and look of plasticine. Some of the potato pieces were grey in colour, like it was made with potatoes that had been peeled and left for a few hours. Never seen such a bad corn beef pie.

Breakfast today was excellent,hot tasty, very reasonable and staff were brilliant, definitely go again.

Best breakfast in the area without a doubt and awesome staff

Just ordered on just eat, hour late, we have no kitchen at the moment. Food was cold and soggy...... gone down hill massively.

Ordered two deluxe breakfasts, nothing at all deluxe about it. Absolutely disgusting! The ingredients are so cheap and nasty I wouldn't give it to my dogs. How they're aloud to serve this stuff is beyond shocking!

I rate this place as the best place to eat in Swansea!. Quality food, staff and spotlesslyclean.!. I can’t fault them or their prices either. I highly recommend you try this place. .

Love it there. They do Halal good, been going there for years, never been disappointed. Very reasonable prices for very good portions. Never seen a fake smile, all genuinely friendly, cant do enough to please customers. WELL recommended.

Do not order through any food delivery service. ordered our food at 10:45 to be delivered at 12:10. at 12:40 just eat sent a notification saying food had been delivered when it had not. I then phoned up at 12:55 to enquire about my delivery and was told it was on its way should be 10 minutes, half hour later and still waiting. food finally arrived at 13:35 with driver stating he had only started half hour ago, so who had my food when i phoned up? order was partially wrong with tomatoes swapped with beans toast soggy eggs were cold and the rest was just about warm enough. To Lance the owner before you reply blaming the delivery company as you have done on many other reviews here, If the delivery companies are that bad that you are having bad reviews why still use them? I ordered 1 hour 20 minutes before I wanted it delivered so how can it take nearly 3? obviously drivers fault ye

Been here a few times and every time it's top notch. Best breakfast in Swansea. Excellent service as well, highly recommend!

Had breakfast here today and the food was so good and staff were lovely

Cheap and cheerful, the place to go if you want a hearty meal without spending too much. Staff friendly and helpful. Can't complain about anything for the price they charge.

Excellent service, quality of the breakfast was fabulously tasty. The drinks and meals arrived quickly and were so tasty. Definitely value for money

Ordered breakfast before 11am and it’s now gone lunch time and I have waited nearly 3hours just for nothing to arrive! After speaking to the restaurant they refused to give me a refund and told me to go through just eat! What a disgusting service would NOT recommend to anyone or you will certainly starve to death like myself! Now I have to waste more time to get my refund back as if 3 hours of my day was not enough!

Called here again with the family arrived was very busy did not have to wait long for a table Service and food was great some of us had Sunday Lunch the rest of us had breakfasts Served very quick and the food was very hot This place is starting to be our new Sunday Hang out

Never ever order via Uber. Tried 3 times now, each time has taken over twice the predicted time. The latest took 2 hours not the predicted 45mins.. Food was tasty but needed rehearing, chips were like rubber. 3rd time unlucky, won’t be a 4th. The owner will blame Uber…..yet they keep advertising their service! #fail

Delicious as always. Going back is like reliving my student days.

Lovely food, lovely staff, what more could ya want.

Good breakfast place. Personally for me all “English breakfast” are same, so I can judge only by difference in the quality of ingredients. In this place it’s good. Really recommend😊

Called up to order a delivery ( paying cash ) and was told it was a 2 hour wait so I said I’ll go down and get it went down there to be told there closed one of the ladies asked the cook and he said no were closed I don’t understand why they didn’t say they were closed. Opening times are wrong they close at 4:00

Food was cold and soggy by the time it came, waited over and hour and a half for delivery. Had to phone twice to see if it was still coming, I then had to microwave both dinners when it arrived!! Will not order again!! Paid almost £30 for food I wouldn't feed the dog, one of the worst breakfasts I’ve ever had, disgusting.

What a bargain quality breakfast WoW!! 👌

Great place for breakfast in the Uplands area. Have gone for years and I don't think I have ever been disappointed in the food.

Excellent ! Had the pancakes with bacon and maple syrup, very tasty. Service was good and quick, staff are helpful.

Servings size was big for how much I paid for and the food was delicious (it's Halal as well). The staff was friendly and would come back here again if I'm in Swansea

Always nice food and good service

Guys have been at it for years, and it shows. Super fast service, from parking the vehicle to finishing food, 45 minutes. Brilliant. Completely stuffed, couldn't move afterwards.

Second time we have visited must say first class all round five of us came on Sunday it was very busy and there were lots of looked like delivery’s going out but we were served fast to be fare two of us order breakfast one had Lasagne I had Steak pie and one had Beef Sunday lunch All the food came out the same time and hot will be back again Thank you Adam

Came here for food on Sunday early afternoon, when I arrived the diner seating was pretty full but regardless, we were seated very quickly by the friendly and attentive staff. We were expecting a little wait on food due to it being busy in the diner and their online orders, but we received our meals very quickly after ordering and the breakfast was perfect, just what we needed on our busy bank holiday weekend. 10 out of 10 from us. Thanks Uplands Diner.

I ordered from here through Uber eats. The pancakes were fine, but when I opened up the tub of cauliflower cheese that I received, I was genuinely nearly sick from the smell of how rancid it was. Just before I opened it I noticed a small speck of green on the food which didn't raise my hopes, but I was hoping I was seeing things. Upon opening, both green and white mould was evident. It was clear to me that this food had not been checked before presumably being chucked into a microwave and then sent out, as it was absolutely clear it was gone off. The smell alone made me feel sick to my stomach for ages. Complained via Uber eats since that's how I ordered, and quite frankly, I didn't fancy a replacement tub in case they were all that disgusting. Absolutely shocking.

Overall experience was okay qick service, but it's not what ues to be a few years ago, I don't think I'd be rushing back anytime soon

How can this place even be called a diner, absolutely disgusting. Some of the worst food I’ve ever had wouldn’t recommend to anyone.

Order food for the food arrived over an hour later we ordered Sunday dinners corned beef pie and desserts parts of the meal were missing dessert was frozen solid like a block of ice veg and potatoes stone cold contacted Uber who delivered and they weren’t interested never again what’s waste of money

Most expensive breakfast in swansea

Best place to go for breakfast and food in South Wales

Cheap prices with a large menu to choose from.

Always first stop on way to an International....Breakfasts are legendary.

Many years of good breakfasts and good service!

I heard this place made great breakfast and lunch and decided to give it a chance. I was pleasantly surprised! The customer service was lush when we entered, tables were clean and the place was neat. They had a wide selection of food available on their menu and plenty of halal and gluten free options, not to mention the food was great! Would recommend <3

Always a great breakfast , it 's much better when the chef cooks it . 😉🙂🙂🙂

Fantastic food, great value and service

Up there with the best places to eat in Swansea, super friendly staff...Great food...rapid service....and super clean

The place has had a little uplift and it looks brilliant The service and food fresh and excellenct quality as usual Perfect for a nice brekkie cant be faulted

Food was excellent and the Staff really friendly. Good breakfasts

My husband had a roast dinner delivered to his work place. Plus notes loads was so much was enough leftovers for me today. Tasty gravy, beef mash and swede. I did not try parsnips and roasts as he ate them. However carrots and peas like bullets. Carrots tasted like not been peeled. Also so called pigs in blankets were 2 nasty smoky flavoured chipolatas no blankets in site. As was 2 good portions good value but you wouldn't know this if not ordered before so £11 plus delivery for mediocre dinner not great

Always a good meal here, staff are lovely too.

Not been in for a while, pleasantly surprised. Service was good prices okay food tasted nice. No reall complaints. Worth popping in if your in the area for some standard food like pie sandwiches etc.

Reasonably priced food. Clean and pleasant surroundings. Excellent staff

Great place for food, staff were very friendly and helpful.

Lovely best breakfast in lockdown.

Scrumptious food...very reasonably priced... Friendly, helpful staff.. Good music..relaxed vibe. Loved it.

Avocado not ripe. not editable.

After waiting 2 hours for our breakfast to turn up.. it turned up cold and very disappointing to look at.. I've eaten here many of times and this will definitely be my last!

Save your money .absolutely dreadful and a rip off .spent 20 plus pounds on breakfast. Since reopened it has put its prices up alot .and the portions are smaller. Cheap sausages .tiny portion of beans .no toast with my husband breakfast .travelled for this .never again .was much better before they closed down and done phone orders only .then reopened with less tables .more chaos as all staff busy with phone and online orders .really gone DOWN HILLSIDE MONEY GO TOBY OR HARVESTER HALF THE PRICE

Very busy, nice food for price, pity one meal got a long delay and the kids had finished before our meals came out. Will go again, but may book a table.

We ordered food on Just Eat at 12 o’clock said the estimated time was 1 o’clock which is normal. We didn’t receive our food until 2:15 and when we did get the food it was absolutely freezing as if it was kept in the fridge! Called up to get a refund and the staff were absolutely disgusting both the waitress and the manager were so rude and refused a refund!

Love the waitresses job well done 👏

Ordered a Sunday roast for my hubby as i am doing a night shift - couldnt resist so had a bit stunning. Been for breakfast outstanding - i can cook both but on a night shift no time lol. Was in school with Mark - Paul brother who is a brilliant chef and also visited the wig and pen where Paul and Lance worked alongside Pauls parents - service and food always brilliant as is now in Uplands Regards Sandra

I heard they had closed. But it must have been temporary as it is open now. There is a more modest breakfast menu and have incorporated more evening meals

Cheap and cheerful food, typical to what a relative who's not that great at cooking but who always has something to offer might make. The roast dinner - what it lacks in quality, it makes up for in quantity and variety - choice of meat, gravy, Yorkshire pud, parsnips, roasties, boiled potato, mashed potato, peas, carrots, cauliflower, cabbage and stuffing (I may have left something else out) ... oh yes, brocoli and swede too. Gravy leaves a slightly greasy sheen on the roof of your mouth, the meat is very neatly sliced almost as though it's out of a packet. Some of the veggies were overcooked, others were just right. Nothing seasoned in any way whatsoever. Hot and filling, and pretty cheap, but not sure I'd eat it again. Staff are efficient and reasonably friendly. It's a place that's good for students or if you want to fill your tummy on a budget, but it is not somewhere for a special meal or a good quality one.

Went in for 2 sausage sandwiches to take away.. Place had 4 people in it and no queues.. Waited 13.5 mins asked what the hell is going on, advised a further 5..refund and went elsewhere.. Avoid... Place has gone to the dogs...

Really nice staff, sadly not the same as it was before covid. Everything is different

If you want a cooked breakfast in Swansea then this is the place to go. Delicious.

Even tho i had a jumbo breaky it was small portions not like before lock down

Wicked place 4 lunch or breakfast. Totes amazeballs....

Ordered a'delexe' beef dinner what dissapointment the beef was like leather (obviosly a cheap cut) the swede was rancid parsnips and carrots unpeeled gravy tasteless walpaper paste... for £15 I could have made a roast for a family of four .... don't waste your money

Great welcome. Brilliant open kitchen. Food Great, if your hungry try the beast.....if you dare

Just paid £15 to have a salad from here got delivered 2 potatoes 3 slices of cucumber a few leaves of lettuce and a lump of chicken. Its not even fresh. Like seriously if u gonna work with food atleast try and make a effort.

Много вкусна храна и много добро обслужване

Can't lie, they kinda stepped up their game still 💯

Really disappointing meal. Jumbo all dayer, tasteless, bland and cold. Not usually the standard of Diner food, but it'll be a long time before I order from UD again.

We stayed a couple of doors away for the air show, had a lovely breakfast. Was greeted with a smile by a male member of staff. Other staff were very attentive and friendly. Full English Breakfast was delicious and just enough for me with small appetite, open kitchen, very busy chefs but very clean, hygiene was good. Will definitely return when in the area again.

Good food,nice staff Great price

Not quite how I remembered it. 90% of the restaurant is closed off and all of the customers are now forced to sit in one small area at the front where no menus are available with just screens on the wall to read from with a limited menu, all while delivery drivers standing next to your table waiting to collect orders... I don't know who thought this was a good idea. Perhaps if the front area could be used for delivery driver collections and the rest for customers it wouldn't be such a poor experience Food and service was decent