The Jerk and The Funguy in Canterbury

Had champagne afternoon tea. Staff were lovely, left us alone to chat but probably could have come over sooner to ask if we needed anything, sandwiches were tasty but the bread had dried out a bit and they had left the crusts on. Not what you expect. Scones and cakes were delicious though. I would recommend as ok and hope the bread was better.

We ordered 4 pizzas and 3 sides. The pizzas arrived, to which one was incorrect and the sides didn’t arrive at all. After a lengthy conversation with the establishment, the restaurant was not overly cooperative, saying they would send a replacement pizza and sides. The driver even informed us that they hadn’t given him the sides upon arrival. Wouldn’t recommend at all.

Poole harbour seafood festival. Visited Dorset Oyster bar & Champagne bar, what a disappointment. Disorganised, serious queues, no system once you paid, no receipts, those prepping oysters were relying on customers telling them what we had ordered. No table service. Carry own tray, no disposal bins. Seriously over priced over advertised, so disappointing. So many customers around us reporting the same.

Got given a ‘voucher’ for a free shot with any drink which is the only reason we even went. Bouncers were immediately aggressive and unfriendly - my boyfriend accidentally stepped on the foot of one due to the cramped environment and apologised immediately, and it was very clearly an accident. One bouncer responded as if we had made some kind of physical aggressive threat and reminded us it was £5 to enter (there was about 7 people in there on a Friday night) Very strange superior attitude given that the place is virtually empty. New bouncers needed ASAP!

Went in for chicken burger.. didn't do spicy but put loads of peri peri chicken into bun ... First visit .. .guy friendly and happy couldn't do enough ...burger was delicious lots of chicken packed full of salad . Lovely and clean ...I'll be back . Thank you ...