The Happy Valley in Maidstone - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

World's worst Chinese I've ever had dry plain taste of oli throughout uncrispy batter.. pan cake roll is absolutely horrible

Food was awful, tasteless and the portions are tiny absolute rip off for the amount of money they charge

Just wasted £30 of my hard earned money on the worse Chinese I have EVER had, my family just sat and looked at it and said put it in the bin. Do not go if you’re looking for a nice takeaway, save your money. Picture is of chicken satay that looks very unappealing

Tough duck and pork. Not really that impressed. So many bamboo strands I felt like a panda. 2 chinese takeaways in the village and both are not doing a very good job. If one stepped up perhaps the other would follow and we would have 2 great chinese takeaways.

Only go here if your starving!, it all tastes the same and not made with care, average cost and not very friendly service

Been coming here for many years. It’s consistently average. Never outstanding. Never inedible. Reliably 6/10.

Just had a take away from this place, disgusting doesn't cover it.No flavour, nothing in the dish other than chicken, no peppers, no pineapple, no onions.The chicken in one dish was stringy, the other dish was hard. In a sweet and no sour sauce.The sauce in the Cantonese sauce tasted like a sugar dip.The chow mein was cold yet somehow overcooked with no flavour at all.The house special rice wasn't special at all. Greasy rice with horrible chewy gristle instead of beef, two prawns in the whole dish and er nothing else.It's really difficult to make bad prawn crackers yet this place managed it, stale and tasted like they were a week old, maybe the rest of the village already knows what it's like and the crackers are indeed a week old.Not tried this place for years but thought we would give it a go. An experience that will never be repeated by myself, anyone I know or frankly anyone I meet. I will spread the word far and wide.

Ordered egg fried rice with sweet and sour chicken, with chips and curry sauce.Sweet and sour chicken should have had something like pineapple in it not just plain.Chips were undercooked and the sauce they gave us was wrong. It was all cold and generally disappointing.

Ordered from here whilst visiting my grandparents. The food was fine however unfortunately the customer service was terrible. I got the food back home and realised that we were missing one dish. I rang up and explained. Rather than acknowledging the mistake, the lady I spoke to point refused any blame. Usually I would be apologetic and just would have thought I had forgotten however I was reading from a list that I had written as I was ordering for all the family. She was extremely rude and just kept saying I hadn't said it. We weren't charged for it so she had obviously just forgotten to write it down which is completely understandable but it was how she handled the situation that was really unacceptable. After getting off the phone, I then realised they'd also forgotten the spring roll. I left it as I wasn't willing to be spoken to like that again. I would highly recommend avoiding this restaurant, not for the food but the customer service.

Good food. Much above average. Consistently good. The best around in the area. Order by phone early at weekends, as it can get very busy.

Food is basic, bland and generally lacking seasoning. To be honest we should have learnt the first time but we tried it again. We have now written on a menu to remind us what to expect!!

I like Chinese food generally and whilst this didn't stand out it's up there in terms of quality. Me and the wife will come again. At the moment, for work and for this restaurant, I park at nearby Station Approach car park, TN12 0QE!

El menú es un típico chino estándar (nada fuera de lo normal) pero la comida en sí es siempre muy bien cocinada y deliciosa. Utilizamos para dividir nuestro negocio entre Happy Valley y la otra para llevar chino en el pueblo, pero ahora sólo usar Happy Valley (la comida de Happy Valley tiene nunca me hizo mal! ).

Mix up on our order which they put right immediately by delivering the whole meal again - what fantastic customer service.

Food nothing to write home about, nor the customer service, nor the menu. But it is consistently average and sadly the local area has a sparsity of quality Chinese takeaway restaurants, therefore it does the job, but no more.

Es el típico de China pero para llevar. Los demás fuera de lo corriente, fue increíble todos los platos que se espera, pero nada nuevo, el personal es agradable y la comida estaba bien no puedo hablar sobre el retorno o atribuyo es.a y media china pero me volvería de nuevo