The Clubhouse in Hillingdon

Staff behind bar were so kind and really well with everyone but… the security thought they were better than me as-well as talking down on everyone and were just rude… my security was also appalled by the way they were and I hope you will be happy to send a apology to my instagram @bellahadid thank you to the lovely girls behind the bar though!

The venue is very nice, parking is also perfect. However, the staff are extremely unprofessional and rude. The toilets were disgusting, unhygienic and left in that state throught out the evening despite bringing it to the staffs attention.

The team here are phenomenal, they do all the hard work and take out the stress of a 50th birthday party. Staff on the night were great, food good, pricing is brilliant and their DJ created a brilliant atmosphere. Am planning the next event already.

I have been to the Clubhouse for a few after funeral services also my mums 80th birthday. We wanted to have a big family reunion for about 80 people and this was the perfect location for both adults and children. The staff were very accommodating and friendly and the live band were great making sure everyone on the night was involved. We hope to make this an annual event so hope to be back next year! Once again thank you to all the staff Charlie, Naomi, Nicky and others for a fantastic night! Regards, Lisa

We hired the club house for after my grandads funeral. We were able to show photos on the screens, have our play list playing and personalise the board. They made the planning so easy and the service was amazing. The food was really good and there was no worry about running out of food and with these types of things you never know how many to cater for but they really did go above and beyond for us. Really lovely venue, great service and staff. Highly recommended

We used the venue for my wife’s 40th birthday and we were extremely happy with the service from start to finish. Haps (The Director), made the entire process seamless and simple for us. There were a complete set of options to suit our needs, ranging from food selection, DJ choice & additional add-ons, such as photographers, magic acts etc. The event staff on the day were brilliant and all our guests commented on the quality of the service, food and beverages served. I would use this venue again and a big thank you for making this such a fun filled event for my wife, myself and our guests. Keep up the magnificent work.

Held my 40th birthday party there last week and my guests and I had a fantastic experience. From the booking process to the planning and organisation, right up to the event itself was all professionally managed by Haps and his helpful staff. The food was tasty and the cocktails are made to a high quality and standard. The club’s atmosphere is superb and the customer service is efficient, friendly and warm. Ten out of ten from my guests and I for an amazing experience and celebration. Thanks Haps and ‘team Clubhouse’. From Anika and family xx

Excellent atmosphere, the barman Charlie picked the music and gave informed suggestions on drinks, they were great. Charlie insisted on the old fashioned and made it perfectly, as an old fashioned connoisseur I was sceptical but he made it perfectly. The orange was subtle but present and the whiskey was a perfect blended bourbon. 10/10

Been there twice and been ripped off with change and over pricing. Hot food was ordered but served warm and severed on ice cold plates. Thought we would give it a second shot but after again being robbed and lied too by the barman/manager - forget it!

Myself and two friends visited last week for a few drinks and some Indian cuisine. One friend had been a few times and guided us through the menu. We had a couple of platters of mixed Indian starters, and then a Mixed Grill - all of which were delicious, fresh, crispy, nice degree of heat. The general ambience was very good. The place clean and tidy with good clean bathrooms.It wasn't a busy night (Wed) so we had plenty of choice where to sit and eat. The huge screen was a great plus to be able to see the Football from virtually anywhere in the bar area. We were very well looked after by Charlie and Sam who were friendly and polite, and knew how to mix drinks perfectly The cocktails and shots we had were delicious, strong but very tasty and not overpowering. Great mixing skills guys. Very more-ish ! We all thoroughly enjoyed them and the evening as a new experience. Will definitely be going back - Highly recommended.

Held my Big Birthday party at the clubhouse and everyone had a really great time. They catered for 100 people with ease and the food was great Haps Dhand assisted at every stage with the party planning and fulfilled every request we had Will come back again especially if am having another party

The clubhouse is by far the best location around to host a function. We held my dads 50th birthday there a few weekends ago and it was fantastic. I can't fault any of it. The staff were accommodating to all of our needs and the food was excellent. Shame it had to end! Also just to point out they have a studio where they hold a hot yoga class which runs during the week and weekends. Again this is a class not to miss! The teacher makes it feel very personal and tailor made to suit everyone's needs. and I've now got the yoga bug thanks to her!! I recommend it to anyone

Arranged my mum's party here. Hapz ( the guy we made the arrangements with)was very good, advised us , gave us good ideas and was very patient ( we took a long time deciding on things). Just dropped off the decorations in the afternoon, returned in the evening for the party, the tables/ decorations were all arranged as planned. We were very pleased. Evening staff helpful at all times and friendly.Buffet food good, which was refilled when ran low. Would definitely hold future events here. It was all made so easy.

Amazing service great food and value and Friendly atmosphere , We booked this for a child's party and it was a great venue , I have also been here for a party and music evening which was also rally good

I have eaten here a few times and have been impressed on every occasion with quality of the food at such reasonable prices... The atmosphere is electric when big games are on & you got about 10 different screens to chose to watch it from... Can't wait to go back again!

The perfect venue for private events, sporting events, chilled lunch/dinner and cocktails! Would not go anywhere else

He estado viniendo a la sede del club por un número de años, la comida es deliciosa y fresca. Las bebidas y la comida es a un precio muy razonable. Ya sea que vaya a ver fútbol (más de 6 gran televisor HD TV además de un proyector) o simplemente ir a tomar unas copas y algo piscina el ambiente es siempre muy agradable y acogedor. El personal también es fantástico que proporcionan un gran servicio y nos recuerda que lo que es siempre una agradable sensación, después de unas cuantas visitas te sientes que conocía bien y que estás muy bienvenida, simplemente, una gran carga de personas!

The food is good, the staff is friendly.Excellent prices and the place is beautiful.Highly recommended

Not being from London I've got to say a great thanks to my friends who introduced me to the Clubhouse. I've been fortunate to have several visits there and every time my experience gets better and better! Smily Staff! Absolutely wonderful food, Specialists in Cocktails and to top it off the new facelift is a great bonus! If you get a chance to make it there, make sure you grab a bite to eat! It'd be wrong not to!

Went just for a few drinks and ended up eating amazing food and tasting their different arrays of lagers and ales. The staff were attentive and knowledgeable and our experience was top class. Thanks guys!!

I have always enjoyed drinking here, and the last time I had a bite it was decent! I don't usually go there for the Indian food but have had their cheeky barbecues along with summer afternoon drinks and sunshine. The rest of the year it's just a great place to relax if the mood takes you, or to get up and have a jam.Good music in the evenings I've been - sometimes live, sometimes great DJs.Drinks-wise, plenty of standard beers on tap, which is perfect for a bar backing onto a football pitch, and a whole host of spirits. Oh, they have this beer tube which makes for fun times with the boys!I have seen, not personally tried, some mean cocktails come out from behind the bar too. Nothing too strict and they seem keen to experiment!Seating etc wise I enjoy it here because there are couches off to the side and regular tables and chairs elsewhere. The big bonus is a sheltered beer garden of a decent size, which was extended further the last time I checked. It's nice to be able to duck out for some fresh air and not get drenched.Firm favourite of mine, only a tad far from me to become more of a regular occurrence!

Top class! An outstanding experience from the second you enter the doors.Beautiful cocktails and food, amazing atmosphere and decor with exceptional, attentive service to top it all off.West London's hidden gem!

Great atmosphere!! I have been to the Clubhouse twice during the week on football occasions. The staff is very friendly. They recommended me the best curry I have ever had in my life. The 241 Cocktail promotion during the week I think is brilliant, they are really tasty. Great venue!

Been coming to this place for a few years now and the improvements the owners keep making are what keep the customers coming back. The atmosphere is relaxing with the lighting and the music. The food is absolutely amazing and excellent value for the money. Bar staff will make you anything you want, literally anything. Parking is ample and there's a few footy pitches outside if you fancy catching a game. All-in-all this place is the only place I'm coming for a bite to eat or a quick drink when I'm in the area.