The Clink Charity in Lambeth

Followed to the toilet. Said I’m a regular and will come back after to order as I do twice weekly. Wasn’t interested and let others in that suited.

Fui un miércoles por la noche. El lugar era relativamente tranquila. . Así encontramos fácilmente un lugar para sentarse.

My friend and I went to the Wharf, for lunch yesterday. It was a terrible experience. We ordered fish and chips, and steak and chips. The steak arrived first, and sat on the counter by the till as both waiters struggled to identify who the dish should go to. To put this into context, there were three occupied tables, including us. When they worked out it was for my friend it was brought over. We queried if it was still hot, the waiter responded with annoyance saying that of course it was. We countered saying we had watched it sit on the side. He said, ‘yeah, for less than a minute’. On we ploughed. We said ‘well, we’ve looking at it for 5 minutes, on the counter over there’. His response? ‘No you haven’t’. I then asked him to not argue with me. His response? ‘I’m not arguing’. Oh the irony. My friend asked for it to be taken back, and he grudgingly agreed. The same bit of meat returned 5 minutes later, and the only change was it was 5 minutes colder. She asked for another steak freshly cooked. My meal then arrived, which I ate alone. My friend’s meal arrived 15 minutes later, and it was finally hot and she ate it. However, she has texted me this morning that she started vomiting overnight. Presumably due to the meal, as she started feeling unwell once she was home and didn’t eat dinner. Have I mentioned the surly waitress who ignored me, then rolled her eyes repeatedly when I asked for condiments? Yeah, not a winning team. I suggest you don’t go there when there are loads of other options along the South Bank.

I just wanted to thank the staff at Coach and Horses Clapham for always making me feel like a valued customer. Each time I’m there, whether it’s to drink and watch sport or wine and dine, everyone goes above and beyond their call of duty to see that our every need is catered for. The management and staff are all amazing, and always offer the very best deals at reasonable prices. I’m compelled to keep going back as I can’t get enough of the quality customer service I always receive. Thanks ever so much for making me feel special with the exceptional attention you continuously shower on me and especially today with the warm welcome, great hot food, buzzing atmosphere, the camaraderie and intimacy. I appreciate you so much so that when I come I never want to go home. Thank you ever so much for being you and all that you do. And special shout outs to Jedi Dom Ellie Michael and Charles for going the extra mile to ensure our visit was a remarkable one. We will come again and most definitely recommend to family and friends. 🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟 You’re simply the best. 👌💫🥇